Uncyclopedia:VFH
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- Vote for an article you find excellent.
- Previous featured articles can be found in the VFH archive.
- Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
- Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, UnTunes, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
- If a nomination disappears from this page, it is likely to be found in either the recently featured or recently failed nomination lists.
- If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
Nominate
Self-nomination regulation: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must receive at least one critique via Pee Review before nomination (or at spend a week on Pee Review if you can't get anyone to look at it). Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).
VFH is not a discussion page. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.
All nominated articles
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Alec Baldwin
| Vote | Score: 4 people who cannot remember seeing any of his films, but think he's awesome nonetheless. |
| Nomination: | ---Matfen815 13:03, November 9, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 4 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
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HowTo:Fish
| Vote | Score: 4 real men |
| Nomination: | • • • Necropaxx (T) Monday, 07:02, Nov |
| For Votes: 4 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
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Rod Serling
| Vote | Score: 13 pieces of social commentary masked by a science fiction exterior |
| Nomination: | —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 13:31, November 5, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 13 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
| Comments |
Just checked the history and saw what this was before and after XxxxxxXxxxxxxxxx |
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UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden
| Vote | Score: 10 infidels on twitter |
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| For Votes: 13 |
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| Against Votes: 3 |
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I maed a yuky doody
| Vote | Score: 1 yuky doodys |
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| For Votes: 16 |
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| Against Votes: 15 |
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| Comments |
Abstain Aww, TLB, you promised. I believed you, too, I totally got my laugh muscles ready and everything. Maybe I forgot to remove the stick from my "rear", but I didn't laugh. However, no particular reason to feel it should not be featured for people who will laugh at it. Have a nice day. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, film critic 04:16, November 4, 2009 (UTC) |
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UnTunes:Ur So Phat and you don't even like food
| Vote | Score: 6 bass theives |
| Nomination: | Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 21:29, November 3, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 9 |
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| Against Votes: 3 |
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Jamie Lynn Spears
| Vote | Score: 8 people looking for lost panties |
| Nomination: | WHY do I not know??? 06:39, November 3, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 8 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
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Abraham Lincoln
| Vote | Score: 10 democrats crushed under the heel of justice |
| Nomination: | 21:17, November 2, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 10 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
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HowTo:Pick The Perfect Turkey
| Vote | Score: 7 turkeys |
| Nomination: | 15:10, 2 November 2009 |
| For Votes: 9 |
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| Against Votes: 2 |
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Vortex
| Vote | Score: 4 |
| Nomination: | 15:07, 2 November 2009 |
| For Votes: 7 |
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| Against Votes: 3 |
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TV Tropes
| Vote | Score: 3.5 Tropers |
| Nomination: | Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 12:45, November 2, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 7.5 |
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| Against Votes: 4 |
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UnBooks:Early 90s Young Adult Novel
| Vote | Score: 3 |
| Nomination: | 16:46, 1 November 2009 |
| For Votes: 5 |
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| Against Votes: 2 |
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Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage
| Vote | Score: 12 Worried sheep |
| Nomination: | Sog1970 21:24, October 26, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 12 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
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The Prisoner (US Remake)
| Vote | Score: 13 numbers who are not number two. Also, you are number six. |
| Nomination: | ~ |
| For Votes: 13 |
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| Against Votes: 0 |
No against votes |
| Comments |
Two things: 1. I've requested a pee. I won't be heartbroken if it doesn't happen (I'm busy and I'm reasonably happy with the state of the article as is), but if it does, that would be nice. 2. I don't suppose I could request a feature date of Nov. 15th if this gets featured, could I? Thanks. --monika 22:06, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
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Charlie Kaufman
| Vote | Score: 9 portals into the minds of concerned, bewildered and depressed men |
| Nomination: | Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 21:47, October 22, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 12 |
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| Against Votes: 3 |
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Starsky and Hutch
| Vote | Score: 10 Funky Perms and Flared Trousers |
| Nomination: | Sir Padddy5 CUN VFH 16:30, October 7, 2009 (UTC) |
| For Votes: 12 |
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| Against Votes: 2 |
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