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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
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  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Phantasy Star Online H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 1140 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The authors just complaining about the games mechanics and lack of different item graphics calling them retarded and gay, cause there's really not much plot or characters to make fun of. There's a lot of set pieces ripped from Star Wars but that's not really enough for an article and no more than Megaman; who despite having like 50 games doesn't have 1 page. Not every book or video game needs a page. Megamans canon isn't an unexplained crime like Sonic's, so there's nothing to really talk about other than how super formulaic it is, but just listing a series formula like it was the nutrition information on a soda isn't enough. Video games may be Uncyclopedia's worst category we should be aiming for something along the lines of Electronic Gaming Monthly; but not even they could make every game they reviewed hilarious . Irritable of contents (talk) 05:07, May 14, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bronze ent in 2007 set out to blog about his favorite gaming website. All that has happened since then is that less-competent anonymous editors have crufted it up with their own personal observations. I've taken it back to author's final edit, but it is still written to blog, not to amuse the reader. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:13 14-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not that funny, not that encyclopedic.  EStop Easy button 07:57, June 14, 2016 (UTC)
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Why does the porridge bird lay his egg in the air? H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 975 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. An article inspired by a quip from I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus that is nowhere near as funny as the original. I placed this in {{ICU}} in June 2013 and Simsilikesims cancelled without comment at the end of the waiting period, in which we wait for improvement, of which there wasn't any. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:39 21-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of death and "2 really gay old faggots." Navalism and not The Funniest Joke in the World. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Usual old memes, randomness.  EStop Easy button 06:06, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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X-Play H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 952 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Red links, swearing, noobs and lots of repetition to go with the 7 opening quotes; compare this to the featured article for Roger Ebert. I mean I guess they actually are some of the better known critics before there was let's plays and PewDiePie, but that's not really saying much cause there's only that 1 film critic people are familiar with. This would be liked if there was a page for Electronic Gaming monthly which there doesn't need to be cause the only magazine here is Playboy I think. At least Encyclopedia Dramatica and Ebert are in their style. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:22, May 22, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote You get the fucking idea. Eating one's own eyes and shitting them out is not comedy. Yes, I read further, but not much. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:25 22-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Old memes again, vulgarity and randomness again.  EStop Easy button 06:14, June 3, 2016 (UTC)
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Chun Li H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 806 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Repeat of the Chun Li Dynasty, and not in a way that's substantially different like with Sarah Palin. Irritable of contents (talk) 03:39, May 28, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete and redirect to Chun Li Dynasty. That one is witty; this one is just a fanboy page. Spıke Radiomicrophone11:57 28-May-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Not particularly intelligent. ConCass2 (talk) 18:51, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eh? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:12, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Beaked through the head H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 806 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A ramble by Videshi from 2007. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:40 28-May-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Navelism, best thing since decapitated bread. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:24, May 31, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Eggscrutiating.  EStop Easy button 10:17, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Bizarro Jesus H T D Survivor

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 662 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Bizarro is a comic strip featuring hilarious reversals. Bizarro Jesus is an Uncyclopedia article containing — lists. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:02 3-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, June 4, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Jesus cruft.  EStop Easy button 10:22, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. The opening paragraph's purpose is to confuse the reader with random. The rest is bullet-point lists. ConCass2 (talk) 16:01, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
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Anti-God H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 641 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Same thing as Bizarro Jesus; lists of reversals that break into paragraphs of reversals. Irritable of contents (talk) 00:07, June 4, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Wacky Religion. Spıke Radiomicrophone18:24 4-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Dittoes.  EStop Easy button 10:23, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
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  • In 2010, Samsarachoi made this their single edit, adding The Epitome of the end of Religion.The original page had a huge see also list and had a section for the Kabbalistic definition of the Anti-God. The page creator Quidpronihilo, seems to have this as their only surviving page, and hasn't been active since the month they edited in 2006. This page definitely wasn't perfect to begin with, nor has it ever seemed to be going any new directions since the first post. I think the in pop culture section is all that has really been improved that much, and it's a rather needless section to have, just to mention a John Carpenter film with even less notability than Disney's Operation Dumbo Drop; and that Sin City was an alright movie. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:27, June 4, 2016 (UTC)

Conservapedia: The game H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 595 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Soapboxing. Instructions on how to troll and vandalize another website. Written to inform more than entertain, except to the extent that spray-painting a bridge abutment entertains. Spıke Radiomicrophone22:58 5-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "the Liberal places true information into political and historical articles" - totally no bias to be found here. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is an article that makes perfect sense for RationalWiki, but not uncyclopedia. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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  • If this goes, than so should the featured article HowTo:Annoy Richard Dawkins. Quoting Pope Francis and the history of William Tyndale and the English bible are less vandalism than the suggestions on the Dawkins list. Although from what I've heard of Conservapedia, history is as forbidden an art as geology, evolution and fossils. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
    I must respectfully disagree. They are completely different. The Dawkins article is outlandish, which is not the same as instructions on how to vandalise another site. ConCass2 (talk) 10:36, June 16, 2016 (UTC)

HowTo:Annoy your Teacher H T D Survivor

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 589 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A list that makes the same unoriginal joke over and over. Was tagged by Spike on April 1st 2013, the decision was made to keep and the tag removed after 18 days. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Butt-hurt student doodles during detention. Ranty/listy/unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone09:54 6-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Butthurt" is accurate. Poorly written call to "fight back against the opressors [sic]". ConCass2 (talk) 17:37, June 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Detention.  EStop Easy button 10:11, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I actually find the page funny, and not ranty/unfunny. Juku Ren (talk) 00:54, June 18, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Obviously, actually carrying out this behavior would not be trolling as it is not on the internet, though it would probably get someone detention and a call to their parents at least. Irritable of contents (talk) 04:06, June 6, 2016 (UTC)

Data Protection Act H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 555 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Pilkster from 2011, to work on it after 2012. The pee review for concludes with a score of 23.5 and the comments "Honestly, this page fell flat. It reeked of both Star Wars fanboy idiocy and Family Guy reference humour. You have potential (your timing is pretty good and you seem to have an eye for what COULD be funny) but this certainly isn't a glowing example of that potential." Although once nominated for VFH, this article is 4 paragraphs, 2 without the gang rape; and has gone nowhere in the past 4 years, with minimal changes after the original post, and a busted image no one bothered to fix for the VFH nomination. Irritable of contents (talk) 14:51, June 7, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote I fucking hate Jews. There is nothing here and there never was. MrN9000 and Aleister did yeoman work tidying up this cruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone15:17 7-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Great title, worthy of an article, but not based on a single word play leading to sci-fi randumbo.  EStop Easy button 09:39, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
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Techneta H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 389 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. The remaining article in the SuperSkye personal story arc (we voted to keep the original). Spıke Radiomicrophone12:55 14-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 09:33, June 16, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Irritable of contents (talk) 21:21, June 17, 2016 (UTC)
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Actually, there's still Kaptainskye. Irritable of contents (talk) 20:43, June 27, 2016 (UTC)

Count Dooku H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 263 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. NAMBLA, Faggotmatch.com, Assrape. Emperor Palpatine isn't important enough for a page so I don't know why this is a page, and he's already has an entry on CIS. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crufty and pointless. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:13 20-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete.  EStop Easy button 11:22, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Northstar H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 263 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lots of rape, "phoenix inside her cunt" "Slave Nigger Island" and gay jokes, for a mutant no one remembers anything about other than that he is openly gay and Canadian. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Slave Nigger Island" enough said. Juku Ren (talk) 18:51, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Believe it or not, it has been cleaned up since its creation in 2009. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:15 20-Jun-16
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Sr. Tentacles H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 263 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. One of the few edits from Question, a stub about a Mexican wrestler with 12 robot arms with random cameos. As much as I like luchadores, this really hasn't gone nor will go anywhere. The last major addition was in 2009. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Untouched largely since 2009. Juku Ren (talk) 18:59, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This article can kiss my furry blue ass. If you think that is funny, you may be ready to appreciate the rest of this article; I'm not. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:17 20-Jun-16
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Sabertooth H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 263 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. From Goatman chris. "Dirty hippies, the wolverine was twitching away on the ground, all crazy, like an epileptic." Criminal record is a repetitious list. The last major addition was in 2007. Irritable of contents (talk) 18:39, June 19, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Almost no actual content, especially if we eliminated the Rap Sheet on the grounds it is listcruft. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:19 20-Jun-16
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HowTo:Join The Internet Wrestling Community H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 255 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Just awful. The subject is an Internet "community" not this one, the motive is fanboyism, and the texture is lists, epithets, and cruft centering around masturbation. Spıke Radiomicrophone02:10 20-Jun-16
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crap! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:15, June 23, 2016 (UTC)
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Nega-Pope H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 232 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. To go with Anti-God and Bizarro Jesus; random and listy. From Dr. Mosegris, stopped in 2010; basically the same as Anti-Pope. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:35, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Articles on anti-memes are worse than articles on memes, especially when they are this bad. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:23 21-Jun-16
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Grey Jedi H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 232 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Some Star Wars sex jokes. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:41, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A catalog of every possible way to play word-association with names of Star Wars protagonists, I guess. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:25 21-Jun-16
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Ben Kenobi H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 232 hours
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  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A boring biography and a list. Irritable of contents (talk) 01:56, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. I dare say we don't need an article on the "alter ego" of a fictional character, especially an article full of red-links and empty of illustrations. Spıke Radiomicrophone03:13 21-Jun-16
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. This page seems like the aborted brother of featured article Obi-Wan Kenobi. ConCass2 (talk) 17:06, June 21, 2016 (UTC)
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