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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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How to quickly find VFDable articles (using special pages)

To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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Woof H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 239 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After cleaning up this gassy article from 2006, it still has nothing to say about an invented disease. Spıke ¬ 09:42 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Doggone, please. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:10, July 19, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:35, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Asexuality H T D Featured Tag article

Score: -1
Elapsed Time: 230 hours
Delete (1)
  1. This article may have one or too jokes, but not enough BS and satire to be an Uncyclopedia article. It is basically a slightly "funnier" Wikipedia article. We also already have an article on Asexual.Grandpafreddie (talk) 18:45, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. It is clear from the first sentence that this article is joking. I don't like the patches of self-reference, but it was voted onto our main page and ought not be deleted. Having multiple articles on related or even identical topics is explicitly permitted. Spıke ¬ 18:48 18-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Good Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 09:26, July 28, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'm no expert, but I'm sure that admins automatically "keep" featured articles or something like that. Also, this article is bigger and much more elaborate than the article you linked to. Speaking of which, why do several articles have duplicates? I mean, there are two different articles for dog and dogs. I'm sure we only need one for asexuality. ConCass2 (talk) 18:52, July 18, 2014 (UTC)
    It is not automatic for me, though deleting an FA should take more than a routine vote at this forum. Most of the other Admins do treat it as a hard-and-fast rule. Again, having only one Uncyclopedia article per subject is a giant non-goal. We explain the utility of multiple competing versions at HTBFANJS#Write nonsense well. Spıke ¬ 03:13 19-Jul-14

Undictionary:Fukle H D

Score: 4
Elapsed Time: 157 hours
Delete (4)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:32, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Misspelling the Highland negative conjunction fuck-all is not funny but merely cutesy. It also guarantees that no one will look up this entry. Spıke ¬ 20:00 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. C.U.Jimmy. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:51, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Making up a word does not make it funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:38, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

That kid at the mall H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 157 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is too stupid or me to waste my words on TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 19:48, July 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Author has someone in mind, but I guess you just had to be there. "That kid at the mall can usually be found in big name stores like Sears, JC Penney, Target and Wal-Mart." Get it? Get it? Spıke ¬ 20:03 21-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Mostly a rant about kids who misbehave in malls or big stores. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 16:17, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Oh my God! You're going to Hell! H Archive

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 133 hours
Delete (5)
  1. Wait, I've been a good, religious, crime-free, charitable person my whole life and yet I have to go to Hell now for stumbling on this Uncyclopedia article? Well, that sucks. So, Symbol delete vote delete this bad news. ConCass2 (talk) 19:36, July 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Unclever cruft from 2009 merely rants at the reader. Spıke ¬ 19:58 22-Jul-14
  3. Symbol delete vote Just so damn stupid TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 18:44, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Stub it out - right out. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:33, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:35, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Bumblefuck H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 118 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. A short walk from 2009 through memes, trite themes like Nobody Cares, and a big dollop of Retard Humor. Spıke ¬ 11:07 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. "Hitler came in and decide send everyone" is enough to make me vote "delete". The pictures are also really bad. ConCass2 (talk) 09:56, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:33, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

Comments

Sir Crap Alot H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 115 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Crappy writing, plus writing about crap. Spıke ¬ 14:24 23-Jul-14
  2. Symbol wtf vote WTF? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 16:10, July 23, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lamer than the lamest llama going. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:30, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

UnNews:Upper Peninsula of Michigan Declares Independence H D

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 94 hours
Delete (1)
  1. "It is also rumored that France has already sent the King of New Canada their white flag of surrender in case of a future invasion." Hahaha so funny. It's sooooo funny & no stupid I'm going to say Symbol keep vote Keep. Symbol delete vote Delete. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 10:41, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. This 2008 UnNews is not excellent; it is not based on real news (though it does concede that with {{Original}}) and is mostly ridicule of Michiganders and a rant about former Rep. Stupak. But it is not delete-worthy. Spıke ¬ 17:43 25-Jul-14
Comments

Corpse H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 93 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Lists. No humor. Spıke ¬ 12:14 24-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. As above TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 14:29, July 24, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Listing and sinking rapidly. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:31, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

You Are Dead H T D Featured Tag article

Score: 0
Elapsed Time: 69 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This is featured?? TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:06, July 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This was featured back in 2007 apparently. Back in those days even Wikipedia was sub-par, let alone Uncyclopedia. ConCass2 (talk) 09:17, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (2)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. I will anticipate other Admins and say that the usefulness of showing what we used to be outweighs the joy of nuking a bad and ranty article. Spıke ¬ 12:47 26-Jul-14
  2. Symbol keep vote Keep. For historical value and the fact that so many other articles link here. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:34, July 27, 2014 (UTC)
Comments

Movie Star Planet H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 63 hours
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Google retrieves a website called MovieStarPlanet, but by either spelling, it is not big enough to have a Wikipedia page. Anons recently have taken our article further in the same direction: Using this website to rant about fools and unfairness at some other website. Spıke ¬ 17:39 25-Jul-14
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. This isn't important, ergo we don't need this article that is awful enough anyway, even if it were important. ConCass2 (talk) 09:12, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments

Philips CD-i H D Tag article

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 48 hours
Delete (2)
  1. This WINNER article features a factual look at the console with a few wisecracks about WINNERS and other consoles. There is some banter, but instead of complete bollocks and warped facts it's simple plain sarcasm. If voting Symbol delete vote Delete. on such a WINNER article makes me a LOSER then so be it. ConCass2 (talk) 09:24, July 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. “I wonder what's for dinner.”
    ~ King Harkinian on the meaning of life

That & ConCass' comment is enough for me to say Symbol delete vote Delete.. TheWikiMan026 MUN,UmP,POOP (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag 12:33, July 26, 2014 (UTC)

Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • Author EpicWinner "signs" yet another article with his WINNER/LOSER trademark, which is either an extreme inside joke or his candidate for a new and unneeded website meme. The article palpably wants to inform the reader more than amuse him. However, it's from earlier this same year, and EpicWinner is almost an active Uncyclopedian, who takes recommendations from others. So there might be a way to improve this short of deleting it. Spıke ¬ 12:45 26-Jul-14
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