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The goal here is to improve the quality of Uncyclopedia, not to win a vote. You can edit a page during a vote. You can flip your vote if the page improves or if other voters convince you.

To nominate a page for deletion
  • Read these rules and the deletion policy.
  • Do not increase the number of active nominations on VFD to over 20, as a 1 day ban often offends. (Inactive votes, which are grayed out, don't count in the limit of 20.)
  • Please check an article's history before nominating it. If there has been vandalism, revert it to the best past version. Also, check the article's talk page to see if it is in Category:Deletion Survivor. If so, Special:WhatLinksHere will find the relevant VFD archive(s); read about how the previous vote(s) went.
  • Add {{VFD}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
  • If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month.

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To vote to delete or keep an article
  • Edit the section for the article in question.
  • To vote, start a new line at the end of the delete= or keep= section, beginning with #. This creates a numbered entry. Do not put a space before #. Increment the delnumber or keepnumber, whichever applies.
    • To post brief indented replies to a vote, start lines with #: with one or more colons; anything else breaks the numbered list.
  • To type a comment, start a new line at the end of the comments= section, beginning with * (as comments need not be numbered).
  • Votes with an explanation, and comments, are more helpful in analyzing the quality of an article.
  • ~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.

Do not delete any content without authorization. To change a vote, strike your old one and add a new one. Do not change other users' posts. At least 24 hours must pass before a nomination is closed or an article is deleted.

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I Think Satan Likes Your Mom H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 848 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. This doesn't really serve a purpose, other than (at this point, tired-out) Bush-bashing.--EpicWinner (talk) 21:27, July 25, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. A lot of work has gone into this 2006 contest entry. Unfortunately, the result is not a satire of anything real that a reader might look up, but an article about an archetypal (but nonexistent) heavy-metal band. Making George W. Bush the backbone of the comedy strategy is both irrelevant and obsolete. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. At least from the main space.--EStop (talk) 10:22, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

Comments
  • A Google search comes only to us, unless this entire article is a way of feeding traffic to netizen It's Lym. Spıke Radiomicrophone13:39 26-Jul-15
Perhaps just move it the writer's user space and leave it there. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:24, August 11, 2015 (UTC)

Bones K. McMillington H D

Score: 2
Elapsed Time: 690 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Found on Special:LonelyPages. Whimsical essay is not encyclopedic and not very funny. The word "McMillington" does not occur anywhere in Wikipedia, and Google bounces right back here. Spıke Radiomicrophone12:21 1-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Won't be found, won't be search for. Redundo. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Writing a formal biography of a well known skeleton from film or natural history, instead of the discoveries that transpired because of it, seems a good comedy concept if both could be mashed. It needed a better hook, then taken from there. --EStop (talk) 11:09, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (1)
  1. Symbol keep vote Keep. This entry into our large encyclopedia is a fine example of the artform.--SketchSlayer(talk) 9:51, August 21, 2015 (gmt+12)
Comments

Bielefeld H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 486 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. After removing everything meant simply to direct the reader to several external websites including one in English, what's left is drivel. Spıke Radiomicrophone00:21 10-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. About as bad as the Wacky War stuff. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:05, August 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 19:58, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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Catrina H T D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 400 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Apart from a ranty Intro, this is a catalog of news articles and opinion pieces on Hurricane Katrina. Not what we do here. Also: Unfunny. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:01 13-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. Concur. --EStop (talk) 19:55, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. Pants approach. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, August 24, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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Mac OS Y H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 317 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. But while we're cleaning up templates, this 2005 article about a nonexistent Apple operating system is equally crufty. Spıke Radiomicrophone01:23 17-Aug-15
  2. Symbol kill vote Kill. Scruffy nonsense such as 'Mac OSY will be released at the end of time'. Not funny, did not make me laugh. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 01:52, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. If the subject doesn't exist, the article ought to be especially funny, well written and still have a link to the real world, or no one will read it anyway. --EStop (talk) 10:02, August 20, 2015 (UTC)
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No keep votes.

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VBulletin H D

Score: 3
Elapsed Time: 200 hours
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol kill vote Kill. Unnotable software, no edits since 2010 besides my edits, only 1 picture (the vBulletin logo), and a bunch of crummy nonsense which is mostly not funny and quite stupid. This can't stay. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 22:18, August 21, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. On the site since 2005. No comedy theme. (Even the Wikipedia article veers between salesmanship in the future tense, reporting on states-of-mind, and user grievances.) Spıke Radiomicrophone22:28 21-Aug-15
  3. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 09:28, August 22, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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HowTo:**** your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It

Score: 5 • voting closed
Elapsed Time: 136 hours
Delete (5)

Actual article is at HowTo:Fuck your Friend's Sister(s) And Get Away With It


  1. Symbol delete vote Delete. Starts by diagnosing the reader's sexual orientation and proceeds directly to Rape Humor. One of several attempts by Timothy Language to amuse himself by writing about sex to strangers; no intrinsic appeal to anyone else. Spıke Radiomicrophone14:17 24-Aug-15
  2. Symbol delete vote Delete. --EStop (talk) 08:53, August 27, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol kill vote Kill. Not funny in the least. This instead reads like a creepy and disgusting look into a rapist's mind. I would have cast a simple Delete, but this article title also prevented me from voting the first time due to the almighty spam filter, so I really want to see it dead now and off this page. Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 15:08, August 28, 2015 (UTC)
    The key was that it was the section heading; also that the obscenity was followed immediately by "you". Admins are not in control of this filter. Spıke Radiomicrophone16:56 28-Aug-15
  4. Symbol delete vote Delete. Expletive delete. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:04, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote Flush. Unfunny subject, full of unnecessary bold text, virtually no chance of improving. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 23:57, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
Keep (0)

No keep votes.

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