“*Blink.* *Blink.* *Blink*”
A VCR Manual is a set of instructions, various language, pertaining to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. When purchasing, a set of instructions is always accompanied to your very new JVC recording device, congratulations. It explains, common easily understandable, how various components, operating and buttons regulate, congratulations.
Before Using your VCR Manual, important!
The VCR manual is a small black-and-white instruction booklet (fig a.) containing the following parts:
- Page with product drawing, unfoldable, no language.
- various instucting pages, various language.
Important notes! Read before using your VCR manual:
- Do not expose the manual to temperatures greater than or equal to 451°F (232.7°C)
- Do not open your VCR manual before carefully revealing socket A and B with ground wiring become inflationary, as this may cause a fatal explosion.
Having taken the preceding three precautions, it is now safe to install your VCR manual. For this purpose, find a suitable space, lay down the booklet and opening gently.
First Time using
Once opening satisfactory, you can start using your VCR manual. Read each paragraph carefully and excute instructions.
NB: Certain paragraphs and sentences will start in perfectly intelligible English, but grammar trailing to the end of instruction set, where inserted component G1.2 to a blue display. This is normal. Attempting to understand what these sentences mean or are intended to mean can cause braincancer and is therefore not suggested.
Problems with your VCR Manual
|Problem Description||Proposed Solution|
|The VCR Manual won't open||
|The instructions are written upside down.||
|The instructions for my language are in an unintelligible script.||
Often the VCR manual will not come in a language spoken within 5000 miles of where you live. For example, if you live in the US, you may see something like this:
But in Australia, you may see something like this:
- Это песня о самом красивом городе в мире. Москва!
The same goes with East Asia
- Si esta máquina ha dolido a usted, no lo podemos ayudar. Nos cerrábamos para prevenir hombres como usted de pedirnos ayuda.