vBulletin
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vBulletin is Microsoft Windows and Linux compatible CPU and memory benchmarking software. Under heavy loads (12.5 users online), it typically tests the hardware to destruction. In a remotely hosted environment, it may drive the system administrator to alcoholism, insanity and suicide.
[edit] Software Users
[edit] Users
The software is designed for anyone with money, from young to old, as long as you have money they will not discriminate against you.
[edit] Administrators
The software is specially designed for people who insist on paying more for a bloated feature set to do a relatively simple task. It will not run well on any less than a Wikipedia-grade server farm.
[edit] Pricing
vBulletin is not free software, except for on BitTorrent, where it is of course free.
[edit] Easter Eggs
- E-mail bombing software, the owner of the software receives one e-mail per database error, resulting in hundreds of unwanted e-mails per day.
- Discussion board software, how the programmers sneaked this easter egg in we'll never know!
- It's purple - it might match your walls or something, or at least your Prince record from 1984.
- Horribly written code, so you can learn how NOT to script!
- A former version had search engine spidering features which search engine spiders wouldn't use! Surely the greatest innovation ever!
- The software includes BillMe 4.7, a powerful software module capable of billing you up to $760 a year to maintain your vBulletin installation. As they say, "the more money you have the more money we'll take!"
[edit] The market leading Chav repellant
Simply print out a vBulletin page and stick it on the wall where the unwanted persons meet. Remember, even Filthy Chavsters have standards, so they'll move off elsewhere. Problem solved!
