Usher
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“join me my son, together we can rule the galaxy”
“He is sooo hot”
“I was a child prodigy. I made my first single at 1 month old”
Usher Raymon IV otherwise simply known as Usher is a well known, R&B singer that is a clone of Chris Brown. He is known for hits like YOU MAKE ME WANNA in 1997. However, he is also a well known actor that starred in multiple films such as The Bold and the Beautiful in 1998. He is also currently one of Mama Luigi's pawns hired in his quest for evil. He has his own evil army made out of Cleveland Cavalier football players. He is well known for his role in the movie as a member of an humanitarian organization to combat crime called Fifi's Angels consisting of him, Fifi La Fume and Rouge the Bat.
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[edit] Personality
Usher is very evil. He once was a humanitarian,founding charity organizations such as New Look.New Look provides youngsters with a new look on life through education. However,he felt he didn't have enough music fans. People would listen to R.Kelly. Usher wanted to be the top r&b singer in the world. Eventually this ambition turned to hate for all who didn't buy his albums. He joined Mama Luigi's organisation so he can grant him evil super powers to wipe out the music competition so people would only listen to Usher. Usher loves music. He has been an artist since he was 11 years old. So he knows the music game. Usher is also a womaniser and has sex with lots of girls even though he is married to a girl named Tameka Foster. He enjoys having hot creamy sex with his french lover, the skunk character Fifi La Fume and having her fart in his face. The cartoon character Minerva Mink is also attracted to him and they have hot kinky buttsex also. Usher is a playa like that. Some of the things Usher likes to do is to sing. Obviously. He also loves going at the beach where women glare at his sexy, 6 pack abs drooling. But the most thing He loves is hot sex. Girls who get with them know this. Because he is a sexy mackdaddy player. He is such a mackdaddy playa that guys that aren't gay will fall in love with him.
[edit] Early Life
Usher had a solemn upbringing in Dallas, Texas. He spent most of his life in Chattonooga. Usher joined a church youth choir when he was about 9 years old. This was the beginning of a bright future for the young Usher. Usher's family moved to Atlanta, Georgia so the young Usher could find his calling in the music industry. He went to North Springs High School where all the girls loved him and his singing.
[edit] Music Career/other careers
At about age 11 Usher joined an r&b group called newbeginnings. He made 10 songs with the group. They made an album which was re-released in 2002. On 1994 La Face produced Usher's first solo album. Usher was 14 he was spotted at a talent show by a record exec. from LaFace Records. Eventually the company signed the young pimp. Puffy Combs produced many of the tracks. This album was a success for the young Usher. In 1995 he recorded a national holiday jingle for Coca-Cola. He also joined several top male R&B vocalists to form Black Men United for the single "You Will Know," featured on the Jason's Lyric soundtrack. He also teamed with teen singing sensation Monica for a duet remake of Latimore's "Let's Straighten It Out." The young playa was gradually making progress.
Around 1997 Usher decided to produce a new solo album. It was called My Way. The album went gold and his song Nice&Slow became a number 1 single. Usher's genius as an artist was beginning to shine. He had a worldwide fanbase. After graduating from high school Usher released his sophomore album, My Way, in 1997. In an attempt to display his maturity and songwriting abilities, Usher co-wrote six of the nine songs and enlisted the help of producers Jermaine Dupri, Babyface. This is when he started his hot, love relationship with a fan, Minerva Mink. However, the relationship was just purely sexual. There was no substance to the relationship. Usher tried to make it work but it was all about sex with Minerva. They eventually broke up in 2002. Anyway, this album was a success for Usher. The whole album was certified 6x platinum. He also received a Grammy nomination for this album.
Usher released his first concert album in 1999. He then made a successful acting debut on the teen TV show Moesha. The role was recurring. He also starred in his first movie, Fifi's Angels, with a friend, Fifi la Fume in 1997. The director, Clint Eastwood, wanted him for a lead part because he had good acting potential. His next film role was in The Faculty in 1998. Other films he appeared in were She's All That and Light It Up. Not only was he a good singer but a successful actor too.
Usher released his third studio album 8701 in 2001. This album was also a success, spawning billboard 100 topping singles. This is also when he decided to become evil and align himself with the great Mama Luigi. By aligning himself with the powerful lord, he gained much more success than ever before. 8701 was certified double platinum. During this time he also made several appearances on television. Usher was a god now. In early 2004 Arista released the single Yeah Produced by Mama Luigi and guesting Ludacris, the addictive, lightly cool and breezy became a club and radio favorite. This eventually got on User's confessions album
Usher released another studio album in 2004 called confessions. This was also hugely successful and spawned chart topping singles. This was much more successful than the others because he was now part of Mama Luigi's evil dictatorship. He used his mind powers to make many more people buy his albums and have music magazines give Confessions a really good rating.
Confessions earned Usher numerous awards, including four American Music Awards, two MTV Europe Music Awards, two MTV Video Music Awards, and three World Music Awards At the 47th annual Grammy Awards ceremony in 2005, Usher won three awards. In spring of 2005 Usher scored a number three Hot 100 hit as a featured vocalist on Lil' Jon's Lovers & Friends. In 2007 Usher also collaborated with R. Kelly on the track "Same Girl," for Kelly's album, Double Up. He was also featured in a remix version of Omarion's "Ice Box". Usher also appeared on the track Shake Down on American singer-songwriter Mary J. Blige's 2007 album Growing Pains. In November 2005, Usher starred as a disc jockey named Darrell in the Lions Gate film, In the Mix. On August 22, 2006, Usher took over the role of Billy Flynn in the long-running Broadway musical Chicago. He got these roles because he just kept using his mind powers to have people fulfill his will.
Usher made another studio album in 2008 called Here I Stand. He performed Gone Too Soon for Michael Jackson's memorial on 2009. The Album got on the billboard 200. Usher is planning to release a new album on 2009 titled Raymond vs. Raymond. The lead single from the album, Furry Bitches was released to the blogosphere on October 5, 2009. The song appears to be loosely based on his failed relationship Minerva Mink. It talks a little about his breakup with Tameka Foster but the song was mostly about Minerva Mink.
[edit] Rumors about him being gay
There have been multiple rumors over the years that Usher was Gay. A book was made by Video Vixen, Karrine Stephens that stated this rumor about Usher was fact. It was also presumably said he confessed it in a radio show. People started to question his relationship with Tameka Foster and his fetish for furry hot babes. Several men who knew Usher were interviewed. It turns out Usher is bisexual: he sleeps with men and women.Bugs Bunny admitted that he and Elmer Fudd had a sexy 3some every Saturday in Usher's king size water bed. But also it was reported that Usher had a sexy furry fuckfest with Minerva Mink, Lola Bunny and Lil Wayne. Usher comments that it's all true. However, he doesn't care. He says he just likes to get dirty with both sexes. That's how much of a mackdaddy pimp he is.
[edit] Becoming EVIL
picture on the side shows usher in his new evil form as a mutant, sexy mutant beast. He is sexy in any form. On April 16, 2001 when Usher released his album 8701, he had strong success. He had multiple hits like Pop Ya Collar. However, he was not satisfied with his sales. His producer, Jermaine Dupri, tried to convince him that he should be proud of the album. It was certified 4x platinum and got #4 on us billboard 200. However, Usher became psychotic. He noticed other male R&B artists like R. Kelly, and Omarion and Chris Brown were successful. he only wanted people to listen to his albums. So he killed Jermaine Dupri in a fit of rage and found a new powerful ally to team up with. He had little success finding this ally until he found Mama Luigi. Mama Luigi hired him as a member of his evil organization to rule the world on the spot. He loved his albums. He convinced the devil to share some of his evil powers with Usher. These powers were force mind powers which he used to hypnotize people into doing his bidding, creating force lighting and melting people. He frequently used force lighting to force shock that bastard Soulja Boy for his terrible music. Because he was now an agent of evil Usher took on a different appearance. Satan's magic powers infected him. He was now a mutant furry-type creature with horns com ing out of his head.When recording music he would transform into his black normal self. He turns into his mutant form when he he wants to have a new style. He sometimes sings live in his mutant form. People were just scared to death of him because he was a monster so they listened to him and applauded just to avoid his wrath.
Usher founded US Records in 2002. This was a project to increase his power and fame. The only people who could get on the label were those who worshiped Mama Luigi. Some of the label's artists are Rico Love, Justin Bieber and the R&B vocal group One Chance. Soulja Boy could not ever get on the label no matter how much he loved Mama Luigi though. Also, Usher owns the Cleveland Cavaliers franchise. This is another attempt to gain power.
[edit] Disography
- New World Order of User(2014)
- Raymond verses Raymond(2009)
- Here I Stand(2008)
- Usher and Friends(2005)
- Confessions 2 my boo "(2004)
- Burn{2004)
- Confessions (2004)
- 8701(2001)
- Live(1999)
- My Way(1997)
- Usher (1994)
[edit] Filmography
- Five Killers(2010)
- Texas Rangers(2001)
- The Faculty,(1998)
- Moesha,tv show,(cool playa)(1997)
