User talk:Zuzanqa

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Hi, I´m a nOOb so be good to me and make me welcome or shabidoo will kill you :) --Zuzanqa 19:03, June 1, 2011 (UTC)

Right.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 15:39 Jun 02, 2011

edit Welcome!

Hello, Zuzanqa, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:

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At Uncyclopedia, writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express your creativity. To write an article, it's recommended that you start it in your userspace (for example, User:Zuzanqa/Article about stuff) so you can edit it at your leisure. If you decide to create it in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. Additionally, the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program is there to bring experienced editors straight to you. Simply leave a message on an adopter's talkpage to join. Again, welcome! --K evillips эвилипс MUN,CM,NS,3of7 15:09, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cake

I like cake. You like cake? I have cake. Cake?

Cheesecake2 TheSlyFox has given you a cheesecake to show his appreciation!
...because even the Dark Side gives out cookies.

Foxy wishes to welcome you to Uncyclopedia. Feel free to visit his lair if you need some help with the site, some writing advice, or perhaps if you are in need of some nice, hot and steamy broccoli. -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:48 June 2, 2011 (UTC)

(PS hover over the blackened text to see what's underneath). -- Tinypony Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:48 June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Write

Zuz, write something already :) !!! --ShabiDOO 19:07, June 4, 2011 (UTC)

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