User talk:Zombiebaron/archive36

We have a double winner

Congrats on the tournament thing. And also rock and roll for winning UnImage of the Year 2011 --ShabiDOO 03:29, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

• Thanks Shabi-dabba-doo -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:03, June 6, 2011 (UTC)

Locking pages

I wanna lock this; can I do it, or do I need an Admin's help? --SanDemonMax^{You can't stop-- ah, crud.}_{Can't spam me!} 15:24, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

I have protected your sig page. However, you need to fix your signature. In your preferences please change your signature to {{Subst:Nosubst|User:SanDemonMax/sig}}. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:12, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. And I fixed it. --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 02:06, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

You fixed the output, but as for what's in it, please read UN:SIG. Ghelae sigs are bad. 1234 ~ 00:17, 11 June 2011

So the main problem would be the <sup> and <sub> parts? If so, could an Admin fix it real quick, since if it was opened for me to fix it, I'd have to worry about a vandal messing it up until I get conformation it's under lock-and-key again. (Yes I'm paranoid, but considering my user page here got vandalized, I have right to be as such.) --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 03:53, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

I already lowered the protection on the thing. You should be able to edit it yourself. And move it. If you don't want people editing your signature, however, a better option is to make it a js page - move it to User:SanDemonMax/sig.js - that way other people won't be able to edit it, but you will. 1234 ~ 09:47, 16 June 2011

I moved it over to /sig.js; is the ASCII look just part of it, or is something amiss?. Nevermind, it looks normal (it looked ASCII when I tested it in my talk page, which is why I was wondering). --SanDemonMax^Talk_Contrib 11:45, June 20, 2011 (UTC)

It's still too tall. 1234 ~ 12:50, 20 June 2011

Dick

I come to you because you are a zombie. Would you please ban me for being a dick? Not a Zana Dark ban, please, but something. I know when I'm being a dick and I am being one, off and on, about the changes occurring here. So I've spouted off in language which I feel is dickish even as I'm doing it. Our younger noobs should not see this go unpunished, is my thinking. Whip me please. Aleister 14:25 11-6-'11

Ok, done. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:47, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

[walks into Zombie's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle] f-f-f-f-f-f-f [pokes Zombie with snuffle, Zombie jumps out of bed] --Snuffleupagus 16:22, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Yup. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:46, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote on VFH!

Thank you for voting on my article HowTo:Face your upcoming death! I heard people send out message to people who voted for them as a sign of thanks. I would try personalizing this message instead of copying and pasting it into everyone's talk page, but I'm lazy. You could call me a sloth if that wasn't so insulting.-- Talk - Contributions 12:13, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:45, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Move YouTube Poop to userspace?

Can you? -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:22, 13 June 2011

Yes, I can. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:36, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Good... -- Lollipop - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:41, 13 June 2011

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:42, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hey man

Hey man. You deleted Imperial Guard (Warhammer 40k). What for? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Theshoeburger (talk • contribs)

I don't know what you're talking about. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:56, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, never mind. --Theshoeburger 16:27, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

SHIT!

I hold no responsibility for any dicks blown off by your sheer awesomeness for voting for this. --Lock'd And Loaded ~CUN ~ (Shoot!) 07:27, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:44, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

G-REX THANKS from Sog & Fbony

Many thanks for voting in favor of G-Rex. But we’re sorry for pulling your leg. Recent new developments near Las Vegas lead us to conclude that G-Rex was actually much larger than previous thought.

--Funnybony  14:32, Jun 21

It's really totally unnecessary to thank me for voting for you article. But you're welcome nonetheless. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:26, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

Copypasta from what I wrote in Potatochopper of the month, so I'm sure you heed my call

Good to see you take my defection with a grain of salt, ZB. This article will chant the glory of the work you did for me, I'd say tentatively in the following week or 2 (release on mainspace, and hopefully, VFH), dear Zombie. You will not be forgotten! Mattsnow 05:56, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Ok thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:02, June 25, 2011 (UTC)

Kryptonite

Thanks-a-million for disregarding this dumb warning. You have wisely chosen the dark-side of the farce.--Funnybony  08:28, Jun 26

Please stop thanking me for voting. I vote because I love voting, and voting is it's own reward. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:22, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you for voting. In general. You're awesome, man. 1234 ~ 20:43, 26 June 2011

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:53, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

help

I read the adopt a noob thingy and im not sure what to do. Can you help me? --Bouncy 04:37, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Try contacting one of the users on this page that I'm linking right here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:25, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Er...

How do you get a fuckin signature thing? GreenFishyWishy 18:58, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Here are some tips. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:00, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Delete Template:Unperson? It's Ze GREEN FISHY WISHY ZISHY! 19:05, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Done. Now, please fix your signature. On your preference page your signature should be {{Subst:Nosubst|User:GreenFishyWish/sig}}. Also, you cannot use font-size:125% because the line height is too high. Thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:08, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

And Inexorable needs to be deleted too. —GREEN FISHY WISHY— 19:22, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:51, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

hello! ara come on, be nice, the kilcolgan page was lovley. quite a bit of time went in to it... can i get it back? please?

—The preceding unsigned comment was added by 24.215.160.215 (talk • contribs)

What are you talking about?? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:58, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Why did you delete my page :(

My bishop viard college, we didnt break any rules, please bring it back, it took ages —The preceding unsigned comment was added by OooJESSEooo (talk • contribs)

There was never an article with the title "bishop viard college". If you want your page back you're going to have to link me to it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:52, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I think he means this one, Zombiebaron. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:25, 1 July 2011

Oh. I deleted that because it violated the vanity policy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:52, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

I Would Like My Article Back

I'll pay you five Internet dollars to salvage my article Teen Pop from the crater you made, and give it back to me, so I may give it an asylum in my account (or something). Please? Pretty please?

...

You have to reply at some point. Hopefully. Alternate*grammar 14:42, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

Here is it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:01, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

You

Are now a 'crat. That also makes you one of the cool kids. Congrats. -- 01:26, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

You're welcome. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:30, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

mind reading

i bet i can read you mind through ucyclopedia. --(๏̯͡๏)"half-moon" bubba  yay, hidden text!(ಠ_ರೃ)12:29, 3 July 2011

I knew you were gonna say that. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:55, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

i know a formula that knows your phone number:

$\varphi=((((((a*80)+1)*250)+b)+b)-250)/2$

where a is the first 3 digits of your phone number (NOT THE AREA CODE OR THE 1 AT THE BEGINNING) and b

the last 4. how must you want to bet that this guesses your phone number, being $\varphi$ your number?

-(๏̯͡๏)"half-moon" bubba  yay, hidden text!(ಠ_ರೃ)18:59, 3 July 2011

Math? Ewwww gross. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

you know, if we want to suprise others we must to do things that other people would not do.

--(๏̯͡๏)"half-moon" bubba  yay, hidden text!(ಠ_ರೃ)19:10, 3 July 2011

Loofahs

I made another less artefacted one and also fixed up yours, since once I had the one, the other was just a cut and paste from that, pretty much.

What do you think? 1234 ~ 16:00, 3 July 2011

Looks great! Thanks! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:54, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

I'm getting an error when uploading a image

The error is... File extension does not match MIME type. What does this mean? How do I fix this? can't find any info on this. Its not big, 118 Kb and its a JPG... whats the problem. TheUnbeholden 12:59, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

It means either that it's not actually a jpeg or that you're trying to upload it over something that's not a jpeg. Tried changing the filename? 1234 ~ 13:08, 4 July 2011

Yeah. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:54, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

The middle of Uncyclopedia

Hello ZB, would you mind restoring this article? Ljlego said it's OK, see here. Of course, only if you think it doesn't suck too much. Kakun  nukaK 13:44, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Here you go -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:53, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. Kakun  nukaK 18:15, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Yo

Hey man can you tell me why did you delete Souvlaki? I'm not telling you to bring it back, just explain me why you deleted this. Also, can you restore it in my user-space something? -- 19:57, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Ok here is your article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:13, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks but you still haven't told me why you deleted it. -- 17:29, July 6, 2011 (UTC)