User talk:Zombiebaron/archive30

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coca cola aaaa

Zombie, I did my best trying to make a coka cola pic for aaaaaaaaa, but i dont have a great program and I acutally dont have a mouse. Could you check out the pic? file:colaaaa.jpg and maybe you would be interested in trying to make it into a coca cola logo with all a´s. Ive done my best to give it a start, maybe it will inspire you to give it a go. I also post this on Lythirias talk incase she might be interested. No biggie if its not your thing. Thanks --Shabidoo 02:55, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

That's pretty good image for somebody who doesn't even have a mouse. I don't think I could really make a better version. Perhaps you could download the Coca-Cola logo font (I know there is such a font out there somewhere). Also, that article doesn't need more images. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:41, February 15, 2011 (UTC)

Dazed and Confused

Are there any menial things I can do on the site while getting used to the Wiki code? I just signed on yesterday and need some dumb stuff to do that I can't screw up so I can feel productive. TheHumbucker 01:42, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

You can vote on the various voting pages: VFP, VFH, VFD and the awards. You can find pages to QVFD or {{ICU}} on the list of new pages. Or you can write an article in your userspace. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:12, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
And then you can get banned by TKF for improperly formatting a VFD vote... Zombiebaron always leaves out... details. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:20, 16 February 2011
Thank god I signed up for the Comma Brigade instead --TheHumbucker 05:22, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
I'm just messing with you. I mean, he'll do that sometimes, but you can usually tell if you've done it wrong if you hit preview and your vote looks particularly... different. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:32, 16 February 2011
My bad - I desperately need to find a sarcasm emoticon; I forget that my tone of voice doesn't come through my keyboard and I refuse to think that :P is anything but lame. Cheers! --TheHumbucker 05:37, February 16, 2011 (UTC)
I think I like this guy already. o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 05:51, 16 February 2011


What can I do to make the Elbonia page better (you can add pics if you want)? 22:59, February 16, 2011 (UTC)

Umm...I put the {{WIP}} tag on your article because of your comment ("Please don't delete this article") on the talkpage. I assumed that you were still working on it and that was why you didn't want it deleted. Yes, the article does need pictures. I haven't really read the whole thing, but also because your the author, maybe you have a better idea what sort of images it requires. If you have a request I would be happy to try my best at filling it. Also what I did actually read of the article could use with some polishing. If you are serious about improving your article I would suggest putting it up for Pee Review. Also, you may want to sign up for an account. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:23, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Oh. Well, I'm more of an intelligent humor kind of guy, and to tell you the truth, I'm not very good at just plain silliness. If you could add some silliness (but not too much so that it becomes just plain stupid), and maybe add a picture of planet Earth with the caption, "Probable Location of Elbonia", that would be nice. I'm also hereby giving you permission to design an Elbonian flag. Oh, but please don't delete any of my gags. :) 15:07, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Er... You might want to do some of that yourself. Namely the silliness and the picture. If you don't know how to put pictures on a page, do this: [[File:Earth.PNG|thumb|Probable Location of Elbonia.]]. As for the Elbonian flag, he would be a great person to do that. --Tophat headless 15:59, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
I don't care to call anyone else's humor not "intelligent," but I too am a reality-based humorist rather than a silly guy. But Elbonia would be welcome on Votes for Deletion. The presumption is that you have made up a place of your own just to ramble about it, and that presumption is not dispelled by any excellence in the intro. "Where the fuck is Elbonia," is stated two and a half times. Where the fuck is the funny? Also: gibberish, nonsense numbers, a meme (G.W.Bush), and a strong whiff that the subject of the article is totally obscure or unworthy of interest. This last could be funny, only your intro is one chance to draw the reader in, and you can't crack that joke here without inducing the reader to surf away. The rest of the article paints a picture of a totally sniveling country, which could be funny, but there is no unifying theme, nor especially attempt to relate it to something in reality; for example, use the fact that Elbonia is screwed up to show how everything is screwed up. It is a random walk that few people will want to take with you. Also, you may want to sign up for an account. (This does not mean "$9.99 per month" but just pick a user name so we don't feel we are talking to a pay phone.) Spıke Ѧ 19:23 17-Feb-11

Dude, un-delete my page

the Kitty-Giraffes article was only a few hours old, any good article takes at least a few days of thinking and editing to be awesome and funny... and basically worth anything. It was actually going to lead to a bigger story and going connect to several other pages intertwining with people and places in history to become extremely, odd... strange yet funny.

I guess I thought it was good enough to last... like what... 2 hours? without the big distracting {{construction}} sign plaguing the page, but I should have considered the trigger-happy admins patrolling this whole site like sharks.

Just un-delete it and put the construction thing on, I won't remove it... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Jacque grimhearse (talk • contribs)

Ugly construction thing? I think I know why you had your page deleted. You can add it to the bottom of the page. Pup 07:11 17 Feb '11
  • I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I never deleted your page. I did however delete at least seven useless pages that redirected to your article. Instead of creating useless redirects, you should perhaps learn some more about wikicode? I dunno, just a suggestion. So yeah, I never deleted your page, what the fuck is your problem? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:20, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

Please un-delete the 'Melbourne High School' page

Its a select-entry school and one of the most well known High Schools in Australia with a lengthy wikipedia page and over 100-year history, the main building of the school is heritage listed and a well known Australian landmark. There are even wikipedia pages for 'List of Melbourne High School alumni' and 'Melbourne High School Old Boys Association'. On the 'alumni' page 88 of the people listed have their own wikipedia pages including a nobel prize winner, several government ministers and a leader of the Federal opposition. its NOT just a vanity page. It'd almost be the equivalent of deleting the pages of Harvard or Oxford universities. Plz un-delte it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Homeworld33 (talk • contribs)

Stipulated that the school is a sizzler. Was the article any good? Spıke Ѧ 02:02 19-Feb-11
  • Ok, I have undeleted the article about your school. I have also nominated it for deletion at VFD, so if you want it kept you should probably go there and argue your case for keeping the article. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:53, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
    Update: After I nominated your page for VFD, my fellow admin TKF decided to delete it because clearly it was vanity. You may want to read Uncyclopedia's vanity policy before you attempt to rewrite the page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:34, February 19, 2011 (UTC)
Ooh, could I get a copy of that. A good friend of mine works in the English department there and they have some major policies relating to students using social media and related sites to denigrate the name of the school. Especially given that it is a feeder ground for the Australian Air Force, and you'd love to see what the Air Force does to the future prospects of people who are stupid enough to be critical of the establishment. Just the other day someone got dishonorably discharged from the police force here for posting images of drunk indigenous Australians on facebook, and comparatively, the police force are tame. Please - I'm usually anti-censorship but I'm feeling vindictive today. Pup 06:04 19 Feb '11

Hey Dude

Can you delete Nigger Manual? I tried to archive a page that was deleted from ED, but I realized that it was a stupid idea anyways.

--PresidentMudkip 03:19, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Oh this is getting quite hilarious. Walking up to an admin and telling what you did. Are you trying to get banned? The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 03:22, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Zombie question

Do you have to be an admin to welcome new users? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 04:55, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Nope. If you are interested in welcoming new users I suggest you take a look at the Welcoming Committee page. Also, while it is not a rule, it would be best to only welcome users once you feel knowledgeable enough about the site to answer any questions they have. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:45, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I am knowledgable. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 15:59, February 20, 2011 (UTC)


Zombiebaron, zombie... er, my zombian is a bit rusty so let's speak English (which is rusty as well). Can I judge multiple categories in your extravaganza contest? If so, add me to "best image by a noob" and "best redone image". Thanks. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 14:54, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

At this point I'd like to have each judge only judge one section. If that changes I'll let you know. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:31, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Is this Available?

Can This be found elsewhere on the site? Does it have an article to itself somewhere? Is it userspaced somewhere? I've been looking for this in article form for a while, and I can't find any archives of this. I was thinking of saving this as a Userspace, but I don't think that would be a good idea. - Another n00b 22:28, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Did you check the reskin archive, mon? Don't know where that is, myself, mind, but... anyhow, if you look at the source of that revision, you'll see the page is actually using a template, anyhow. This, namely... would that be what you're after?
And it wouldn't work properly in your userspace, anyhow. Requires some... skinning. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 23:55, 20 February 2011
This place? Everyone forgot it existed. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:59, February 20, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:31, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

It`s me again!

I was feeling bored, so I started wrote an article. It`s my first Why?, and I hoped you (yes, you) to see it. Plus, it has some interwiews, where you should answer. I put this same message to Lyrithya. And oh, it`s still in userpage, so I will later move it to real article. See ya! Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 16:19, February 21, 2011

And what is MY job? Why do you people ignore me so much? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 16:24, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
I made some changes. I hope your happy now. Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 17:38, February 21, 2011
Thanks, Cat. I responded to the questions. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 18:01, February 21, 2011 (UTC)


How do you customize your timestamp? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:31, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

I have no idea. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:36, February 21, 2011 (UTC)
I'll ask Lyrithya then. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:38, February 21, 2011 (UTC)

Beloved darling Zombiebaron

You know I appreciate your love for deleting things, but could you be a dear and not delete things on VFD so quickly if they don't have the votes? Apparently there was some sort of agreement last year that they should have a total positive score of at least five before getting deleted, along with the whole wait 24 hours thing. It pains me, as this means an alarming number survive, but it is what the proles agreed upon, and we wouldn't want to upset them too much. Thanks, love. *huggles Zombiebaron* At least there do still exist ways around that. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:03, 22 February 2011

Oh. I didn't know there were rules about that stuff. You know, back in my day, we could delete things of VFD in a matter of hours if there was an overwhelming consensus. But then the snow came. It snowed for 40 years and 50 nights. By the time it stopped snowing, Hitler was dead. Anyway, thanks for letting me know, I'll try to restrain myself in the future. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:20, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
*hugs Zombiebaron some more* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:34, 23 February 2011
Oh, yes; that's what Olipro's color-coded elapsed timer is for. Do please wait until it turns red, in case some of us want to take an afternoon off and not miss anything. Spıke Ѧ 03:20 23-Feb-11
What is this "afternoon off" of which you speak? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

User page deletion

Hi. Why did you delete my user page? Regards, --Church of emacs 16:33, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Because it was a broken redirect. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:43, February 23, 2011 (UTC)
And all broken redirects must die a gruesome death! *starts laughing maniacally* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:50, 23 February 2011
YEAH!!! *Puts on hockey mask and starts up chainsaw* --Tophat headless 20:14, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

Actually it was intentionally broken :)
You can't really redirect to an interwiki page page, you can only create an interwiki link. Oh well, nevermind about that whole issue --Church of emacs 20:28, February 23, 2011 (UTC)

NOZZZ why you has deleted everquest!

Can you tell me your reasons for huffing This is not a flame but just wanted to ask for the reason. k thanks :D The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Game:Everquest! was voted for deletion. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:19, February 23, 2011 (UTC)


The idea was to replace it with the gist of what's in this, which was a copy of that or something, before I replaced it with what it is now, which I guess is what I want you to do to that. Other one. First one. Thing.

But now I'm wondering if that might actually be a really bad idea. Except it seems to work fine, both there and here... but suddenly I'm paranoid. Why wasn't it an include in the first place here? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:27, 24 February 2011

Oh, I did this. Does it work? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:53, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I completely forgot to check. Er... hold on... 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:56, 25 February 2011
Oh, yeah. It works. And the edit summary is silly, but sensible. Thanks, mon. We'll see how long it takes the rest of folks to even notice. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 07:07, 25 February 2011

very very very pissed off!!!!!

you deleted my page you mother fucking ass licking cock sucking brown nosing pink eyed shit faced rim jobbing sheep holing bestiality prostituting tea bagging dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed troll footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing little cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy std spreading pedophile uncle. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Cool story. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:45, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
That's amazing... o__o 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:52, 25 February 2011
He pwned the fuck outta you, ZB. Like late 90s AOL chatroom style. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 07:15, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
Pure genius I dread to think of the hours he spent coming up with all those hurtful words The admirable Lord Frosty the Snowman 09:49, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
mother fucking ass licking cock sucking brown nosing pink eyed shit faced rim jobbing sheep holing bestiality prostituting tea bagging
dog touching bitching gay nut rubbing blow jobbing lube eating retarded loner man boobed troll footed fire crouch crab filled hole stuffing nerdy blue waffled
cum lipped midget shit pants badger self nipple pleasuring bastered un-wanted child nob kissing wanking ugly pimple faced donkey fucking crap bathing little
cunt who has been raped in the bath tube by his hairy std spreading pedophile uncle!!!
BLUE IS MY FRIEND!!! HA!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat 11:02, February 26, 2011
Who are you talking to? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:13, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
To He wrote that blue is nerdy. Its not! Cat the Colourful (Feed Me!!!)Leave me alone... Sleeping Cat is banned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:55, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Best literacy genius ever. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz


I'm off for the weekend, you mind taking car of the feature queue? Also, Zombiebaron. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:03, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'll do my best. Have fun! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:20, February 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm in hysterics

Did you see that IP? He really hated me. I'm 10 years older than that kid. I'm laughing my ass off. Say, you want a lollipop? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:31, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Of course I saw him: I banned him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:51, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah *laughs* that was really funny. I bet the little 10 year old is going to whine to his friends "all the people on this website are neeky geeky nerds! Especially Lollipop! Lollipop's a poopoo face! He reverts my edits back to all the gibberish and talk. Fatty monkey is way funnier than talk gibberish. They need their head checked." Just doing my job as a member of the Grue Army. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:53, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
When the morons start picking on you personally you know you're doing something right. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:55, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
What kind of little kid actually says "poopoo face"? I was calling people "bitches" and telling them to eat shit when I was just a year old. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 19:57, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
Only the immature little kids say "poopoo face", do you think a mature person would go on Uncyclopedia and blank pages? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 19:59, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

Another n00b

He is removing content from my talkpage. Please give him a warning. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:29, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

I was only joking, but he done This! - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Because you linked a Rick Astley link on my talkpage. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! 21:38, February 26, 2011 (UTC)

AAAAAAH! an uncyclopedia ban is the Equivalent of having Pup shove a pizza up your LeShay's 1.5 different penises. - Barn-owl LOL vandalz

Another user

She keeps adding content to your talkpage. Please accept this cake recipe. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:05, 27 February 2011

My purple coat ran away this morning. Do dragons go to people heaven? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:12, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
That question depends largely on whether or not the azimuth fits the orbital plane - if not, there isn't much point in asking, since we're all dead and dreaming, anyhow. Perhaps the cat would know if she ever finishes washing atop our wonderish mass grave? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:49, 27 February 2011
I have had having with or am about a nearby village. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:11, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Kelsey says hi. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:40, 27 February 2011
She totally would say something like that. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:29, February 28, 2011 (UTC)


I saw that you reverted my edits to Ninjastar. Do I have to get someone else to post it on there for me or something? i have a semi-good idea on my Userpage. Please look at it and say what you think. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:08, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

You do not need to add your ninjastar to Uncyclopedia:Ninjastars in order to award it to other users. The page is a largely depreciated list of common ninjastars (depreciated largely because so few users give each other ninjastars these days). Your Ringostar can be added to the list once it becomes commonly used. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:11, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks. --Gamma287 Tro-lo-no 069f11-1 MUN Icons-flag-us ☭Tetяis? 04:19, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
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