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Thanks for unbanning me. I didn't said "please" so I made you a painting.


I hope you like it. --~ Myg Myg2 13:52, January 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks for the painting. It is historically accurate. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:50, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
You mean I was there too? --~ Myg Myg2 19:55, January 14, 2011 (UTC)
Don't you remember? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:16, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I think I remember a naked woman but I'm not sure... --~ Myg Myg2 08:13, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Yeah there was definitely a naked woman. Her name was Candy. She had a three year old son named Frank, and she never finished high school. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:46, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
And she was a hooker, right? --~ Myg Myg2 09:02, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I think she preferred to refer to herself as an escort. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:06, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
I like the painting. Hang it up in the gallery. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:13, January 21, 2011 (UTC)



What was the defacebook thing doing weirdly before? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:20, 15 January 2011

I'm not sure, but the right side of the page wasn't displaying properly. But it seems fixed now? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:22, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Is it? I found a bunch of things horrifyingly wrong with it when I booted windows and tried to fix them; think it was one of them? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:27, 15 January 2011
Probably. Let me know when you think it's done for real and I'll reprotect it and put it on the Main Page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, January 15, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I think it's done, but I don't really know... I mean, I thought it was done before, too. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:54, 15 January 2011

Wiki robber

Hi, actualy I'm a wiki robber from the french Uncyclopedia (This sheet). Me and my monkeys were really impressed by your Facebook-like design!!! We're now trying to steal your wiki code but it looks harder than we thought (yes, we often steal all your stuff, ha ha ha ha). Maybe you could offer us a clue for this wonderful design? My userpage is waiting for help from you smart and intelligent wiki staff! Mu Kappa Pi 20:34, January 16, 2011 (UTC)

Bonjour. I didn't really do any of the coding, so you may want to talk to Lyrithya, because she's really the only person who understands how we did the reskin. Bibliotheque! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:13, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

So, Now the Facebook reskin is over

How's about we make some sort of formal repository for browsing reskins; it tends to be the case that after each reskin is concluded, it gets removed, javascript gets restored and it ends up mainly broken and unviewable in its original glory. Also, I've removed that line of CSS you inserted into the site stylesheet to prevent addsection from appearing on your talkpage... I have a piece of javascript that does that: <span id="disableAddSection"></span> -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 07:10, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

Well, we do have the Reskin Archive. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:30, January 17, 2011 (UTC)


Ya know, people used to spam these messages all over the place. How times can change. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:48, 17 January 2011

You're welcome Socky. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:31, January 17, 2011 (UTC)

I appreciate your quick response, but, umm....

I had asked for User:Why do I need to provide this?/Stonehenge Apocalypse to be huffed, not User:Why do I need to provide this?/UnNews:Stonehenge Apocalypse. You, umm, sort of made my article-in-progress go away. Could you put it back, pretty please? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 07:03, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry about that. It seems that ChiefjusticeDS has fixed everything. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
Well, I know once you zombies go on a huffing spree, you're hard to stop. But it's back, so cool. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:02, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

VFD image

Since I did try to make it better and whatnot, could it be used to the actual thing? You'd have to fix it up some more yourself, but... *kitty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:28, 19 January 2011

I thought you used *shifty eyes*...*shifty eyes*. Chiefjustice32X 18:40, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
*hungry eyes* -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:42, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
That's not Chief... Zombiebaron, ban it, ban it! *flails* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:48, 19 January 2011
I'm SPECIAL CASES! Chiefjustice32X 18:49, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
*eyes of the tiger* -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:51, January 19, 2011 (UTC)
ChíefjusticeDS (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)
Also, thanks for doing the image. *beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:55, 19 January 2011


And stuff. Blimey; I hate being banned. On the other hand, I needed that, so thank you. Same time next week? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:48, 20 January 2011

Okay. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:02, January 20, 2011 (UTC)


I need the pictures for This. Can you re-upload these (Like you can restore huffed articles) or not?

EDIT: I have found the originals from The mirror site, if they are of help.

All where Huffed in 2007. - Another n00b 19:36, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

The Uncyclopedia servers no long have copies of those images. So, no, I can't restore them. If you remember what they looked like perhaps I could recreate them for you? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:12, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Ok. Thank you for your consideration. - Another n00b 07:58, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Alright, I've reuploaded them for you. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:51, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

THANKS! (^_^) p.s why did these bonzi buddy articles come and go? - Another n00b 21:22, January 22, 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Bonzi Buddy has been deleted 8 times so far. It was voted for deletion a couple times, {{ICU}}'d a couple times, and deleted for being too short a couple times. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:58, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

If you are on

Please ban (TalkContribs (del)Block (rem-lst-all)WhoisCityProxy?WP Edits). It's that guy from before. He is also on IRC. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 08:54, 22 January 2011

Ok. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:38, January 22, 2011 (UTC)


Can I have a copy of Joey "Piglet" Warner back? --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 19:47, January 23, 2011 (UTC)

I put the article in your userspace. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:58, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
Thanks (Back then, I didn't know how to upload photos). But i'll make it better now. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 04:42, January 24, 2011 (UTC)
By the way, I am a cow for 5 seconds: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 00:25, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
Congratulations. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:49, January 29, 2011 (UTC)
Now i'm not a cow. --     Chompy domo-kun-small Mcpee Go Crazy Canadian flag icon Awards ~ Contribs ~ Gallery ~ Piglet 20:46, February 8, 2011 (UTC)


Why must you revert me?! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 04:44, 24 January 2011

Because I'm too lazy to go into the page history and edit an older version of the page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:54, January 24, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Let's take a walk in the city! made it into queue!

Thanks for votin...


--Tophat headless 23:45, January 29, 2011 (UTC)

No problem man. Congrats on the feature. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:15, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Thank you! For congratulating me, and for making those pictures. --Tophat headless 02:21, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Oh yeah! I think you get these:

--Tophat headless 03:07, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
{{FAP}} is only for images that appear on the Main Page, so no, I don't get any {{FAP}}s. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:12, January 30, 2011 (UTC)
Poopie... --Tophat headless 04:31, January 30, 2011 (UTC)

Muslim Brotherhood

Could you do, for a future UnNews on the Egyptian revolution, a photo of the Muslim Brotherhood? Al-Zawahiri seems to suggest they are a used-car dealership near Cairo, or something nice like that. Thanks in advance. Spıke Ѧ 23:20 30-Jan-11

So you want a car dealership named "Muslim Brotherhood"? Alright, I'll work on it when I get a chance. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:00, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! either that or the Belushis wearing towels. Spıke Ѧ 02:12 31-Jan-11

Please cancel my request--I went with the Belushis not wearing towels. Spıke Ѧ 15:52 2-Feb-11

Ok. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:45, February 2, 2011 (UTC)


What's that template for listing pages with a prefix? There is a template, right? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:53, 31 January 2011

Is the answer Special:PrefixIndex/UnNews:Obama?
Better question: Why does all the text on this page look double-spaced to me? Spıke Ѧ 04:39 31-Jan-11
1) The template is: {{Special:PrefixIndex/User:Zombiebaron}} 2) The text looks double spaced because the PrefixIndex was built for articles with short titles, so when the titles take up multiple lines it goes all double-spacey. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:45, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
Oh... well, that's simple. Thanks. But why would it be meant for short titles? The further into a tree the index goes, the longer the titles, and it goes as far as the tree has branches, no? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 06:00, 31 January 2011
Ok maybe I made the part up where I said it was built for articles with short titles. All I know is that it messes up and looks weird when you have articles with long titles. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:02, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
No, this page! Ever since that huge text in Section 9, I'm seeing everything double-spaced! Spıke Ѧ 11:56 31-Jan-11
Puppy has fixed it. I looked and looked at the coding, never realizing that you can't close a range of <big> by typing <small>. I just kept counting and seeing that there were the same number of both! Spıke Ѧ 12:45 31-Jan-11
I don't know that it effects everyone the same, but it still is sloppy coding and caused me some minor annoyance. I noticed another n00b had done something similar elsewhere as well, so I've mentioned it on his talkpage. I think what happens is wikimedia translates those tags as <span style="font-size:120%; line-height: 120%"> and <span style="font-size:83.33%; line-height:83.33%">, or something similar. Browsers will often accept an increase in line-height readily by have issues when trying to reduce line-height below 100%, or even in some cases below 110%. So what has happened here is instead of opening 4 spans and then closing them, An00bis has opened 4 spans and then opened another 4 spans, each of which changes font-size and line-height. And even if I'm not completely correct on the why, the solution is still much the same. It's why I prefer {{big}} over <big> anyway, and prefer using spans with my own font-size and line-height commands in anyway.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
Yup, that way the author says what effect he wants and leaves questions of actual rendition to the site's and the user's style sheets. Just checked; Wikimedia doesn't translate BIG and SMALL at all; I don't know whether various browsers have round-off or other errors such that a SMALL doesn't exactly cancel a BIG. I had an issue long ago with an old IE version that too many paragraphs with <P> (and no </P>) would make it stop looking at commands. Spıke Ѧ 13:47 31-Jan-11
I have no clue what you guys are talking about. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:45, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
Above, some guy wanted to thank you in big letters, so he used <big> and closed it out, not with </big> but with <small>, and it screwed up the rest of your talk page until Puppy fixed it. Spıke Ѧ 20:54 31-Jan-11
Oh haha I didn't even notice. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:57, January 31, 2011 (UTC)
Interesting. I've never come across these in pure HTML, so I'm wondering if it's actually deprecated HTML. Even if not, HTML 4.0 suggests pairing opening tags with equivalent closing, unless the tag is one of those that closes itself (like <br> has become <br />), so I'd naturally follow <big> with </big> given how much I've had strict HTML rammed down my throat when I studied page design.
And we're talking about girls without brains - a pet love of mine and SPIKE's. And I don't care if it's your talk page - FU edit conflict.                               Puppy's talk page00:40, June 5, 2009
It was not pure nor deprecated. It was hand-coded. It broke the browser. I coded <P> because I used to code .P in troff. Spıke Ѧ 20:57 31-Jan-11

My Epic Fail (>_<) - Another n00b 16:24, February 1, 2011 (UTC)


There's no feature for today. You have to do something! --Tophat headless 04:15, January 31, 2011 (UTC)

I think I broke it. I hope you're happy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:14, January 31, 2011 (UTC)


As you've won the POTY award (and congrats for that!) you now chop your own award trophy! Make sure you put many undead elements in it. (Also, can you do me a favor and prepare one for the WOTY for 2010 for Al?) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:42, February 1, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! I think it's funny that you are reminding me about this because I invented the whole of idea of POTY winners having to create their own trophy. I will indeed be making a trophy for myself sometime soon, and I'll do one for Al at the same time. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 09:22, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Was it you then? I thought it was RadX. Well, credits due where credits due. Also, I completely missed out on voting for you, so join my votage to your total as well! ~Jewriken.GIF 09:26, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Can't believe you don't have one of these already... ;) Congratulations... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Thanks Mhaille! Mordillo, see here for proof of my ridiculous claims. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:06, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
For Al, you mean this? It just needs his name... File:WotY2010.png 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 16:45, 1 February 2011
Hello, and congrats on the chopper of the year. Did you win a motorcycle, was that it? I hope it's a good one. Can you do me a flavor and when my award is made could you put MMX in place of the 2010, either on the award thing or on the writing part on the right, or on both? Thanks. All year I never wrote 2010, but MMX, and used that on my other blings. Thanks, and thank you for taking on the extra work of making it. Aleister 17:38 2-1-'11
Since I already had a layered version, I got sidetracked and changed the text. File:QotY.png 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:03, 1 February 2011
Awesome. Less work for me. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:58, February 1, 2011 (UTC)
Cheers. See? Saving layered versions of things is good. *shifty eyes* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 20:16, 1 February 2011


People have started complaining at me that I shouldn't have added myself to the guild. Now, I just noticed that it says on your userpage to ask you about joining. So, here I am. Asking you. Please don't ban me, I'm just naïve.User:Airhogs777/sig 01:04, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Pfft, don't worry about it. I actually saw on my watchlist when you added yourself to The Guild, but I decided not to do anything about it. In the future, it would be a good idea to read guidelines and instructions. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:34, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
What's this guild you're talking about? --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 17:24, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
The Potatochopper's Guild. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:22, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

Howto:Tell if you're a zombie

This is perfect for you -- 00:26, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

In the style of Jeff Foxworthy -
You can tell you're a zombie when your name includes the word zombie.
Pup 12:35 09 Feb '11

Just a little toy.

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille[[link|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille]] Pup 04:40 11 Feb '11

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:28, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille Noobaward Cat the Colourful Noobaward 12:51, February 11, 2011
User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille AleisterUser:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:00, 11 February 2011

User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille --[[User:Magic man|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/Braille]]

hi zombiebaron

hey i got told i should talk to you i love zombies Aleister told me i should speak to you and he said your a cool guy im just saying hi! if i need any help ill ask you seeya! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Webby790 (talk • contribs)

Zombieabaron is cool? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG! HAAHAA! That was the funnier thing I saw this day. --~ MimoMimomaxusMaxus 13:55, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
Me? Helpful? HAHAHA! OMFG! HAHAHA! That was the funnier thing I saw this day! -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:41, February 11, 2011 (UTC)
You are helpful, though. A wonderful, helpful, drunken zombie. *beams* 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:27, 12 February 2011
Having both guys trying to type a superlative is the "funnier" thing I saw this day! except I saw more than two things this day, so it would be "funniest"! Spıke Ѧ 01:42 12-Feb-11
You're funnier. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 01:58, 12 February 2011
The funnier of the funny is that none can be the funnier of funest things that happen in this day if now is the later day! :S --Shabidoo 02:59, February 15, 2011 (UTC)
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