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Racist maths

Heya, I started said article over two weeks ago (probably under my IP...). I put it up for a pee review. It took two weeks two review, but was under an ICU tag (sort of fairly, given its short length, but better than 80% of the stuff that is allowed to stay in this place anyway). By the time it got reviewed, It was halfway through its ICU phase, and I read the review. However, I was ill and bed-bound. By the time I was better, I had a very real job application to get through. By the time I got round to looking for it (4 days after I had finally received a pee review...), it was huffed. Moaned about this on Village Dump, and got advised to contact the admin who did the huffing (which, after some digging and dicking about, I eventually worked out how to do).

I ask, please restore it! Give me until Monday midnight to make it half readable. I will follow the suggestions in the pee review to make it better. Could you also retsore the talk page? I copied and pasted the pee review to there.

I am being a bit presumptive and assuming that you will do what I have asked, and I am also thanking you for doing so. I understand why you did do it, and will try to be a better boy in furture (using "construction" tags etc), but in the mean time.....

Cheers Step13 21:46, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Feel free to recreate it with a {{construction}} tag. Hope you feel better, eh? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:02, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

Help me fork some deleted articles please?

Hey, some of my old articles got deleted when I wasn't looking, (see the red links on User:Nerd42/articles) and I'm not mad or anything - I mean, people are gonna do what people are gonna do. I was wondering if it would be OK if I forked them (or some of them) to Illogicopedia though. (Our newerish nonsense site that isn't funny) The only thing stopping me from doing that (I think) is that I don't have the source code. Could you maybe email me the source (preferably of the last version edited by me) if that's possible for you cause you're an admin? I'm Nerd42 and i use google mail. I would really appreciate it if you'd help with that. I mostly want "Blah" and "The Fart of War". I'm asking this just sort of as a favor if you have time. Thanks! --Nerd42Talk 21:05, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Will that be all? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:32, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Thank you very much. :) --Nerd42Talk 15:59, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey, apparently my article on Kansasology got turned into a redirect page for something else. Could you possibly resurrect it for me too? I'd appreciate that because I thought it was a good one. --Nerd42Talk 16:03, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

This is a copy of the page as it looked after your last edit to it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:21, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Hotard Empire

Oh, come on, you deleted it while it was still under construction!(I use my psychic powers to predict that you are going to tell me it was going to be crap anyway) JoeShmoe64 20:17, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow. Your good at this whole psychic thing. You should, like, join the circus. In the meantime, feel free to recreate the page. Hopefully this was a kick in the pants enough to incurage you to make it better then what it was going to be. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:27, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Emo girl pictures

I'm not related to that girl. I've seen those pictures on the web and though they'd be fit to illustrate the article. Please do not delete them again. Those are as much "vanity" as any other unknown person whose picture has been uploaded (for example, this [1]). Thank you. Rodheschinis 16:01, 25 October 2007 (UTC)

That has nothing to do with it. Those pictures are cyberbullying. Imagine what you would feel like if I uploaded a picture of you under the title "Stupid-fucking-idiot.jpg". I don't care if you found them elsewhere, or took them yourself. Its cyberbullying, and your lucky that I didn't ban you for it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:21, 25 October 2007 (UTC)
Unfortunately you're an admin and whenever you have reason, or lack of, makes no diference as your decision will prevail. Uncyclopedia itself is a free bullying device, it doesn't matter which fancy words you use to disguise this. BTW, there was nothing like "Stupid-fucking-idiot" in anything I've written, not even close, it was alot more comedic/softed and biased towards satire, not intending to cause humiliation. Uncyclopedia is full of jokes like that for jesus sake. I wish I could start a section at the "admin" article making fun of how Uncyclopedia's admins fell proud of their "awards" or when some other unknown user comes to their page a place a template of "randomdork gave you a cookie" kind of thing because that's the same kind of people that myspace article was mocking on: posers. Dammit you link the huff page to a "don't do a vanity" sort of article just to state later that "that [vanity] has nothing to do with it", wth. "and your lucky that I didn't ban you for it" sounds rather threatening in a ridiculous way, lol, at least it made me laught of this situation. Oh well have a nice day and keep up with the good work. Rodheschinis 18:47, 25 October 2007 (UTC) unlock the admin article please... T___T
The best part was when you called me a sadist under your breath. And you thought I didn't hear you. Silly Rodheschinis. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:25, 26 October 2007 (UTC)
Wrong. And if you want a picture of a stupid-fucking-idiot upload that of your ID card. That'd be sweet. Rodheschinis 13:48, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Deleted WIP

My Earth 2 article (which was intended to be bad) was deleted while it was still a work in progress. Please reply on my talk page.

First off. No. I reply on my talkpage. I don't like fragmented conversations. Either you put my talkpage on your watchlist, or you just keep your stupid requests to yourself. Second. If your page "was indended to be bad", then it obviously has no place here. Please read HTBFANJS, and conform to what it says. We have thousands of terrible pages. We don't need you to make more, on purpose. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:39, 23 October 2007 (UTC)

Racist Pain

Okay man, why? I mean, it was a harmless article. Racist Pain is a real band in the real city of Sheffield. So some of the grammar and spelling was off, I was fixing it when you deleted the page. Just give me an explanation and I'll leave it alone.

QVFD. That's all I know about the matter. That, and it wasn't a very good page. Feel free to make a funny page in its place. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:42, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Fair enough, though what classes as funny? A rabbit on a stick? Hell, that's just wierd...nevermind. Thanks for the explanation.
Please read HTBFANJS. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:49, 21 October 2007 (UTC)
Humour is always relative, like morals, or hygene.

wumpa the walrus and his band of merry men

ok first of all what the fuck is your problem i spent a whole day making that article and now its gone. fuck u u son of a bitch. i hate you. go burn in hell u piece of scrap. ur the lowest form of being in the world! i hope you die!

Oh, I'm sorry. If I had known what I dipshit you were, I would have banned you before you got a chance to blank my talkpage. Also, that page was crap. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:06, 21 October 2007 (UTC)

Robert Bird

Why Robert Bird is deleted? Blueray 14:54, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

Why you is speaking english with such bad grammars? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:17, 20 October 2007 (UTC)


You'll excuse me for saying this but... I find you to be absolutely barking mad. Would you care for a crumpet? Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 05:16, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

Only if dipped in buffalo sauce. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:19, 18 October 2007 (UTC)

So, ZB

How do you bypass the spam filter? I tried to revert the blanking and couldn't do it. Is it some kind of magical admin powers? ~Jewriken.GIF 15:22, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

We have spam filters? I'm not sure what you mean. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:24, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Weird eh? I tried to revert it, and I got rejected by "a spam filter" saying that the document cannot be saved because of possible spam links in it, gave me all sort of links mentioned in the document for reference...~Jewriken.GIF 15:28, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
I've never seen that. Probably has something to do with my awesome hair. Something which you, apparantly, lack. Yes, that's right. I've seen the picture, but not the spammy thingy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:31, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
God damn it! Where is that picture?!?! I keep getting remarks about it, but I haven't seen it! As for the hair, it's all a part of the tough-shaved head-Israeli-ex-military pose. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:26, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Codeine's been waving it around. Probably because he looks so devilishly handsome in it. And because it "proves" that he has friends. Also, I recently dicovered that I have a cousin in the IDF. She, however, isn't bald. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:34, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
He is, isn't he? Well, that's because he's a cool sexy admin. You know that you can always migrate here and undergo a military service as well. Then you can meet up with an army barber. Always a hit! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:41, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Little do you know that I havn't even seen a civilian barber in over a year. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:47, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Lucky man! ~Jewriken.GIF 17:49, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for to be making picshure

Thanks.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:13, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

Great Vote Drought of Yesteryear

I hate to break it to you, buddy, but that drought has reared its ugly head once more. Vote counts on VFH are pretty damn low, and it's always the same people voting. Perhaps it's time to put a mega-template on the main page. "CALLING ALL USERS. VOTE FOR HIGHLIGHT AND DELETION NOW, BEFORE I EAT YOU!"-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

I love it when I can read your comments using my Clive Owens voice. Works so well. Or, better yet, my Bruce Willis or Mickey Rourke voices. And yes, I did just finish watching Sin City like 2 minutes ago. But sure, I just have to pick which colours will look the worst on the Main Page, for the banner. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:07, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
I pick mucus green. You know the one, you've used it!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:14, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Spang would love it...just like last time... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:26, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Done. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:48, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
Brilliant. Though that my eyes weren't singed rather disappointed me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:16, 16 October 2007 (UTC)
You know, sometimes I acctaully make things which look pretty alright. Despite what you may have heard. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:21, 16 October 2007 (UTC)

PLS loopholes/reviewing

So, you made a comment earlier about wanting to check for loopholes and what-not in the upcoming PLS guidelines. Well, nitpick away my friend! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 02:46, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Alright, I read over it and fixed a few minor things. You'll see I changed the dates, and I hope it doesn't bother you that much. Its just that last time the date constraints were a bit confusing. Other then that, you seem to have all your bases covered pretty well. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 12:34, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Danke. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:19, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Newcookie Electrified mocha chinchilla has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Wow. Its been many months since a Cookie has graced my talkpage. Thanks mate. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:21, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
By the way, would you have any interest in judging? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:31, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
I acctaully already told you that I don't want to judge on IRC. I've entered and lost every PLS so far, and I want a complete set. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:36, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Oh posh. I don't remember anything you tell me. I'll probably be back here in another month asking you if you want to judge. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 13:37, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

why did you delete my work???????

what is the purposssee you deleted it because it was too good. why? delete? a? masterpice?

Deleted it because it was crap. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:54, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

my work?

thestoat page it was good? why delete it?

Deleted it because it was crap. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:54, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Untitled Document

Started to add page titled "Avoidance Principle"

You Huffed it.

Are you happy for me to redo the page to a stage where it's complete and resubmit? I do kinda acknowledge that it was in an unfinished state (4 lines), however have come across other pages left submitted in this state...(the page did have an Oscar Wilde psudo quote...Does that make 4 line entries okay?)

In future, please add {{construction}} to the top of pages which you are in the process of writing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:55, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Please exist

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 16:43, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

I AM STRONG LIKE BULL. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:50, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Please vote

Exercise your right if Buster Keaton were still alive today he'd want you to vote in the VFH section on his article that's about himself Buster Keaton! Please vote it's gotten very postivie reviews and votes from well respected writers but is gridlocked right now replinish it's health get others to vote on it as well, of course it's up to you if your vote is positive or not but I hope that it is!--Dr. Fenwick 23:13, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

You lost me at "Please Vote". Game Over. Please insert 25¢ to play again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:10, 6 October 2007 (UTC)



SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Ummm...No. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:17, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
I fail to see the purpose of this message. Is it one of those nifty self-destructing ones?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:26, 5 October 2007 (UTC)
You'll understand when you're older. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:13, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Congratulations, Grand Implementor Zombiebaron!

You've won IotM, for your merciless decimation of crappy/dead games. Please place this ugly trophy (or some variant thereof) somewhere in your trophy case. —Comrade Pongo (V2) GS Implementor (Talk | Contribs | Award) 17:41, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Wow. I didn't expect this. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:00, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Big favour, eh?

Sorry that I didn't respond on IRC. I was using CGI, and it doesn't notify me when i get namedropped or PM'd. I just noticed it now and saw that you left. Anyway, what was that big favour you wanted me to do? --AAA! (AAAA) 15:06, 3 October 2007 (UTC)

It was probably something along the lines of "be quite", "rub my leg", or "please untie my legs". Or a mixture of all three. Baby. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:50, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Good thing I was on CGI... --AAA! (AAAA) 07:02, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Enya's Gamble

Please to be making picture.-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 02:33, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

All over it, when I get a chance. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:36, 2 October 2007 (UTC)
Holy crap. That took me far too long. Hopefully that's what you were after... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the NotM vote!

Crotchgun Pfft, only a n00b would try this! Remember, you voted for me because I did this better than any other n00b on the site! Please accept this poorly made template! No, its all we have! GO AWAY!

Thanks for voting for The UnIdiot!

Thwanks! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 21:27, Oct 1

Thanks for inturupting me in the middle of archiving this month's NotM. :) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:30, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Buntard Page

Hi there. I was just leaving this message toask as towhy you deleted my Buntard page. I don't want to sound annoying or anything but I was just wondering what it was that led you to the decision of huffing it. If you tell me I may be able to improve it. Thanks

It was probably somebody else's fault. Check QVFD, because that's probably were I was told to delete it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:34, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:47, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Dude. Make a better template. You lazy little fox. Acctaully, replace the word "lazy" with the word "foxy", and "fox" with "laze". You foxy little laze. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:19, 28 September 2007 (UTC)


I'm creating a page about TeX (typesetting system). There exists a page pointing to Tex (superhero, no caps at the end) so I had begun writing a "disambiguation" page, (like in Category:Disambiguation on Wikipedia), but it got deleted. The delete log says huffed (Vigilance). But like 10 pages got huffed in one minute by Zombiebaron, so I'm wondering if it's not a bot that did the job? Could you tell me more?

Thanks, Ache 13:58, 26 September 2007 (UTC), Noob.

***BEGIN MESSAGE*** Yes, User:Zombiebaron is a bot run by User:Zombiebaron. He does all sorts of stuff. Such as deletion. He also writes articles, pisses people off, and makes images. All rather poorly. He is currently at version 1.04 and has some bugs. Please report any bugs in User:Zombiebaron to the Village Dump, where the Uncyclopedia community at large will be happy to help sort it out. ***END MESSAGE*** (SENT @ 19:59, 26 September 2007)

Sorry Mr Robot 1.04. I did not intend to upset you by insinuating you might be one of these old fashioned beings critter called humans. I finally stumbeld upon the "Vigilance week" (or day or month or minute or whatever) page so now I know(?) what it's about. I took this opportunity to create a better disambiguation page. Wow, I'm a bit impressed meeting a genuine robot for real! May I ask a question people probalby asked you a 0b10 << 0b1010 times? If I tell you "The sentence I'm saying is wrong", do you get trapped in an infinite loop? Ache 19:40, 27 September 2007 (UTC) (A bit less noob than yesterday)

It tends to make me explode, acctaully. So, don't do it. It might get messy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:08, 28 September 2007 (UTC)


You huffed my article, Paragraph, citing "Vigilance". However, there was no vigilance template added at all, nor was it put in the VFD. In other words, you huffed it for no good damn reason you heathen! Please restore it or explain yourself, you monster. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:27, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

I now see it was submitted to the QVFD. I still argue in favor of keeping this article. Mostly because I wrote it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:32, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
<3 -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:02, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Before you reverted

Did you read the comment I left. I don't see why people should leave comments if they don't intend to actually vote for or against someone. It doesn't actually serve any purpose that I can see, unless it's intended to persuade others to follow suit. As people should be able to look at the contributions and make their own mind up as to which nominee they want to vote for, and in the interest of avoiding more unnecessary drama, I removed the abstain comments, figuring its better if no one does it, than everyone doing it. If people want to comment they can go do it on the individual's talk page... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

As I can explain to you in private message, I have lost my trust of TomMayfair. I feel that the other voters have a right to know this fact, so that they can take it into consideration. My intent was not to cause drama, but to let other people know the reason why I wouldn't vote for such a great guy. I feel that Tommy would make a great admin, but he's lost my trust. I couldn't also vote Against, having felt the sting of VFS against votes myself. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:52, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
Its not any individual I'm concerned with, I just think comments are unnecessary. You are either going to vote for or against, or not bother. Thats not the issue I was getting at, rather that if everyone starts putting comments on these things where they don't actually intend to vote for or against that person its going to end up getting very bitter and nasty. I'd just sooner no one did it, and restrict their comments to the people they are voting for or against. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I understand, however, if someone (as I do) has very strong feelings about a nominated user, be they personal or otherwise, I feel they should be able to make them known during the voting process. If people are leaving comments like "Dude, sorry I can't vote against you" or "Zomg you make good cookies", or worse, bullying nominated users, that would be uncalled for. So far, yes, there is a mix of both, but I think that the admins, at least, should be able to refrain from being bitter and nasty on voting pages. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:08, 25 September 2007 (UTC)
Screw you, Zombieboy!!! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
You're so predictable, you silly mongoose. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:25, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

VA template problem

Please replace Template:VA with User:Uncyclopedian/va, because Template:VA is not working correctly, and mine is working right. Or at least figure out exactly what is wrong with Template:VA. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

Actually, the problem is in the instructions. {{VA|~~~}} does not work, but {{VA|1=~~~}} does work. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Algothorim(or however you spell it) fixed the template. User:Uncyclopedian/sig
Algo is good like that. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:47, 25 September 2007 (UTC)


Er. Hi. Wow... uhm awkward. I guess you could say this conv. is going down faster than ZB in a gay bar for a 5 dollar bill. -- Village IdiotKUN Free Speech 22:09, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

What an opener. I wonder what witty comment you'll follow up with. Also, that dollar better be Canadian currency. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:10, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

Random Message

Pics or it didn't happen.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:54, 23 September 2007 (UTC)

That wasn't random at all. In fact, as soon as I read it, I knew what it said. If you wanted to be random, you should have mentioned the 10-foot-tall goose in my backyard. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:02, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
Random message number 2: My eleven nanometer tall atomic fudgeberry got stuck in my colon again. Help me.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:14, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
Rhino hunting Johnny kicks Suzy's red dinnertime three times before lunch. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:19, 24 September 2007 (UTC)
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