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Thanks, then, wot?

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 20:04, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

Well the clock says its time to close now. Also, thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:55, 12 July 2007 (UTC)
Any time, buddy. Also have a cookie for voting for me on VFS:
Newcookie User:Ljlego has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:05, 13 July 2007 (UTC)
Naw, I didn't vote for you in order for you to pollute my talkpage with cookies (although, its been awhile since I got one). I voted for you because you would be good at it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:48, 13 July 2007 (UTC)

Little Debbie

Jeez, how come this got huffed I wonder... doesn't seem that bad... oh well whatever. Herostratus 03:58, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

If you had bothered to check the deletion logs before bothering me, you would know that I deleted your article because it was voted for deletion of Votes for Deletion. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:46, 12 July 2007 (UTC)

GEneral question abuot wiki stuff

I am not sure how to communicate with other users. Like just now, a message came up on my page saying 'ive got mail' but if i reply to your comments, ON MY PAGE, do you get a notification that I have edited it ? Can you see that? I guess this is concerning if several people are editing a section, and I want to talk to them or do they all get a notification if anyone edits something? okay thanks ^^ if you steer me in the right direction i would be appercSquarepush3r 20:05, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

No, I do not get such a notification. The "You Have Mail" banner only happens for edits to your talkpage. You can, however, add pages to your watchlist (by clicking "watch" at the top of the page). This list will show edits made to all the pages on it in a nice layout and what not. The watchlist is probably what you are describing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:12, 11 July 2007 (UTC)

GAH! How come I can't edit anything?!

It may well be that I'm brand new, but why can't I edit anything? Or when can I? SRXT. {{{td}}}

I'm not sure what your talking about. You seem to have been able to edit my talk page just fine, aswell as editing both your signature, userpage, and the userpage of your old account. All of your edits (while few, I will admit, but you only registered your current account today) seem to point to an ability to edit. If you could explain the problem (maybe link me to a page that you can't edit?) I could probably diagnos it much better. Also, on a side note, if you would like to retain the edits that you made on your previous account, you can contact sannse on her talkpage and make such a request. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:50, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Right, well I tried to ask Famine, but I can't edit his (or her?) talkpage. There have been others but I can't remember them, unfortunately. SRXT. {{{td}}}
Famine has set his talk page to be edited only by users who have been users for a certain amount of time. This keeps IPs from bugging him, but it also means that users who have only recently registered can't talk to him. I assume that the other pages that you were having trouble with had similar protection. Wait a week, and try again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:57, 8 July 2007 (UTC)
Thanks very much. Like my sig? :) SRXT. {{{td}}}
No, not really. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:38, 8 July 2007 (UTC)

Splendid, eh mate? Jolly good, then.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 13:03, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I acctaully don't remember voting for that...but...your welcome anyway. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:04, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Well, you did. But 'twas nommed awhile ago (June 20th), and that was the day you voted. Hence, your lack of remembrance.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:31, 8 July 2007 (UTC)


Leoispotter has awarded you a helmet!

Now you can bash your head against a brick wall safely and in style!

Truly, a gentleman and a scholar. -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:30, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

That's ugly. Also, your welcome, just don't do it again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:07, 4 July 2007 (UTC)
What's ugly, the template or the helmet?-- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 01:31, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
The whole thing. The shade of yellow, the picture, the layout. All of it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:43, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Ouch -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 18:33, 7 July 2007 (UTC)
Don't take it personally. I just like things that look nice. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:40, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

Thank You

User:Yellow 130/Yellow award User:Yellow 130/sig 00:42, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Well, don't do it again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:14, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Are you up for some Jewish chopping?

Let me know if you have the time and energy....thanks!~Jewriken.GIF 22:01, 2 July 2007 (UTC)

Make your requests, and I will eventually get them done. Probably after PLS is over... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:49, 2 July 2007 (UTC)
I'm pretty much opened to suggestions, so when you have the time read it and let me know what you for the PLS, I'll just use MS-Paint and lose miserably. </sob> ~Jewriken.GIF 09:15, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Block on irc

I admit i went a bit too far on irc and i shouldn't done such a thing but i am really sorry and i hope you accept this apology also i will not do such a thing on irc again i promise please unblock me on irc i have apologized sincerely--Saturn1 19:53, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

By the way the name i used on irc was "God_" --Saturn1 19:54, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

The only way that I can unblock you is if you give me your hostmask. Please note that a "hostmask" and an "IP address" are very different, and I would like to stress that I do not want your IP address. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:45, 29 June 2007 (UTC) --Saturn1 05:07, 1 July 2007 (UTC)


Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:25, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

So it official. The simple "Thank you" of yester-year is dead, eh? But, your welcome, and I would do it again, if I had a time machine and tons of time on my hands. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:37, 29 June 2007 (UTC)

Picture Whore

Hi. Is there a time limit on such a template? Will Famine kick down my door if I don't remove some pictures in 3 days? Thanks! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 19:37, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea what your talking about. Please elaborate. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:51, 28 June 2007 (UTC)
Boo! He means {{Picture Whore}}, which is not time limited nor indeed serious Serq Fet. Lots of pictures is a good thing. --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:04, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Oh, so you want me to huff that template, right? I'd love to, but I think we should nom it on VFD first. Poeople tend to like that kind of stuff. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:14, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
I'd vote for deletion. It's kind of scary, like an ICU, and now they are popping up on most of my articles! Make it stop!!! Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service) 15:34, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
Just remove them. Its cheap and easy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:34, 29 June 2007 (UTC)
The pictures or the templates Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)
Its up to you, really, but I was refering to the templates. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:07, 30 June 2007 (UTC)


I am very experienced. I've been an editor on Wikipedia for a long time. I'm Gonna have a bit of fun , tweakin and creating article which are actually content-free!!!--Mikeytas 02:50, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, its a pleasure to have you aboard, I guess. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:52, 28 June 2007 (UTC)


get on IRC, Braydie's on you sexy bitch -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:09, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, now that I am on, I wonder why, because Braydie is not. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:50, 23 June 2007 (UTC)


Hiya - just to let you know you huffed something that got 5 keeps to 3 deletes on VFD. If you were Famine I'd assume you were working in typically mysterious ways, but I thought maybe you did it by mistake so I thought I'd ask... --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:41, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

This never happened. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:08, 23 June 2007 (UTC)
Of course it didn't. I would never have said anything if it had.  :-) --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:16, 23 June 2007 (UTC)

Protecting Mario


Now hopefully I won't have to revert every edit made to that page. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 00:35, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

Don't mention it. Seriously. Don't. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:31, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Hey, did I tell you about this one image I made, explaining your Hayden Christiansen image on VFP? Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 05:56, 22 June 2007 (UTC)
Yes... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:37, 22 June 2007 (UTC)


I'm an amateur Potatochopper (1 and 2 from me). Could you get me into that guild?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:42, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Images for User:Leoispotter/The Closet

I have one request. Could you change the name on the sign of the bar from "Duke of Wellington" to "The Closet"? Heres a link: Image:Gay-bar.jpg -- Phlegm Leoispotter * (garble! jank!) 15:09, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Images for Hägrid the Horrible

Alright... so... let's see. I'll be nice and list the images, rather than take up valuable talk page space.

  • Image:Helga1.gif- Can you play around with the colors, clothes, etc., and make Helga look something like this?
  • Image:Hagridportrait.jpg- Can you put a viking helmet, with horns and all, on his head?
  • Image:Hagarstrip1.gif- Can you turn Hägar's beard black, maybe adjust his clothing, make him look a bit like Hagrid, and put glasses on the kid?

MANY thanks! These'll help improve my article immensely. --Andorin Kato 01:46, 19 June 2007 (UTC)

[insert reminder text here]--Andorin Kato 03:44, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Yah, sorry about that, I didn't have the internet all of yesterday. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:11, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Atticus Finch, signing in

Hola, Bonjour, at your diversity.....gerchity. War? Resevoir? Au revoir? Anyway, um... AGH! I'm unbanned now, just stopping in to say hi.--Fonchezzz 00:34, 17 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm glad you took the reason for your ban to heart, and look forward to dealing with you in a heavyhanded manner. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:51, 17 June 2007 (UTC)


Marly The Don thanks you

He is pleased with your work, and hopes
that you prosper in your endevours.
He extends a hand of friendship, should you need it.

Thank you for moving my article from Noir to Film noir. I don't know why I didn't put it there in the first place. Don alun 16:33, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Well, acctaully, you should be thanking Cs1987, because he told me to do it on IRC. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:41, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

TYATU insult buckets

You insulted a lot of sysops and bureaocrats, as well as Benson. I am decreasing the amount of BoPs you get, though.

For insulting Zombiebaron(you), Benson, Chronarion, Stillwaters, Hinoa, Savethemooses, Keitei, Rcmurphy, and Famine. And those are just the users who I know are important who you insulted. User:Uncyclopedian/sig

The only actaul notable people on that list are Chronarion and Stillwaters, and even that is a bit of a strech. Seriously. I don't think any of those people will argue, except Savethemooses might, but that's because he won a gold medal in the 1994 Olympics, but that was under a different name. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

Forum:Village Dump/index.php

I was wondering if you could delete this page and put it on CVP, as it's constantly being recreated by a spammer. --General Insineratehymn 22:05, 13 June 2007 (UTC)


Thanks a Bundle
Alfred Thanks for voting for Mad TV. Not that it was stressing me out. What, me worry? SNL32NEWLOGO
Whoops. Wrong logo.

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:36, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

If it weren't for that rcmurphy chap, you'd be giving this template to me tommorow. :) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:45, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
Sorry! I love you, man! I didn't even say a word to Rc either, so don't you go around spreading rumors. Sheesh :)-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
The child in you belly says it all for you. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:26, 13 June 2007 (UTC)


For your continued efforts to aid me, I present you with my new award template! (And it changes everytime you refresh the page)

I'll still be adding content in the next few days. And there is an option on your hotness, and one will be made with your name on it!
Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

All in a days work. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:21, 13 June 2007 (UTC)


Hey! It's me again! If you answer this, I promise I won't harrass you for a week. Maybe.

I intent to write a collection of Poems on UnPoetia. A decent poet, I plan to write poems on disturbing subjects (Ode to a dead puppy) and fumbles for a rhyme (Discombobulate with Mortality Rate). That's not the problem. I want to cash in on the topic. For example, writing my user page as a poem, poems thanking helpful users, and poems expressing impatiance with IPs that don't take hints that their 'work' is vandalism.

But the problem lies in the fact that I can't use the poems without obvious vanity violations. May I pretty please include my name in the introduction as the author, and get away with this? To aid your decision, I'll write you a poem:

Roses are red,
Violets are not
Please help me Sir Zombiebaron
'cuz you're hella hot
Because you are awesome in every concievable way, and I bow in your presence... a lot

Thanks Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Alright, this is the skinny. Some article are alright as vanity. But it is a very thin line. For example, Unpocalypse walks the line, while Zombiebaron (were there such an article) does not. So, you could write a collection of poetry and include "An Ode to Zombiebaron" in it, but it would have to fit in with a general theme. Also, as to you including yourself as the author, this is a wiki. What you could do is create something like "A Collection of Rare Poems by Oscar Wilde", or "The Fantastic World of Poetry", and not have to worry about who the author is. Although, that Oscar Wilde one might turn some people off, because as of late "The O Man" hasn't been getting the respect that he deserves. But anyway, I digress. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:06, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks: Your fast reply has made me happy
as a White Crappie

I like rhyme dictonaries (And eating the mercury from thermometers) Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)

Now if only that last remark that you made had something about my being hella hot... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:48, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Picture Request

HerrDoktor mentioned to me that UN:PIC is slow and generally useless, so I thought I'd ask you to use your potatoshopping brilliance to make me a nice photo of a pedophile trying to seduce a police officer. It's for User:TheLedBalloon/Pae_Do (which will soon be ready to be released on uncyclopedia. Today, one website, tomorrow, THE ENTIRE INTERNET!!! MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!) P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:38, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

This is acctaully a bad time for me, as my time is required more and more farther and farther away from my computer, however, I will see what I can do, and try to do it as soon as possible. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:07, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

If you want, I can always ask RadicalX, if you're busy. Sometimes it's easy to forget that few contributors have "lives"...................someday.....P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:47, 12 June 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:30, 20 June 2007 (UTC)


O- O I be here now! I am your worst nihtmare's nigtmare! Hello my riddance! I am going to make an inquiree.... I must make sure I am treated with all respect in your shed. Would you enjoy unbanning my styles from IRC? If not, do it anyway!

I remain your faithful servant, --Fonchezzz 23:30, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

I will only unban you when you can prove to me that you won't be a annoying pest to the other users of IRC. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:36, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I have much sorrow for your grief. Apology Accepted? I will prove worthy by writing a song.
Sorry zombie Sorry Baron!
I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!
It was an accident
I had a bad day
I didn't mean for you to feel that way!
I'm a miserable person... as you can see....
When I am banned from IRC.

Thats my song. --Fonchezzz 23:46, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

You are still banned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:34, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
I PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO MY SONG! IT TOOK ME AT LEAST 2 WHOLE MINUTES! Here I am sobbing in my computer chair and you just walk by and ignore me! I feel left out and lied to! I proved myself worthy of unbanning! My song was brilliant.........Now that I look at it.., it was only good at the time. I cant't blame you for keeping me banned.

Thanks for your time,--Fonchezzz 10:30, 12 June 2007 (UTC) (PS: vote for me for gobshite of the month!)


Sure wont happen again--JASON+HALLAMEYA 19:04, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

  • I'll only point out the message at the top of this page once. Plus, I do have a watchlist and you could have responded on your talk page. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:05, 8 June 2007 (UTC)

I've been known to ramble, sometimes

So I go back to the offices for the New York Times, right? And I'm all, "Who's the idiot now, eh?". And they're all, "Sir, we told you before, this is not the New York Times. Place your order or move along, sir.". So I'm all, "Whopper, please.". And they're all, "This is not Burger King, sir.". So I was shocked, right? Shocked that they would make up such terrible lies to avoid hiring me as their Senior Editor of News and Whatnot...a position that they, incidentally, deny having at all. Oh, and thanks for the vote for the Foolitzer Prize. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:20, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You know, as this page was loading (slowly, because it is kind of long at the moment, mind you) I saw the title of this message in the table of contents, and the thought struck me at once: "What the crap does Modusoperandi want now? God, I hope its anouther reskin, because we all know how much everybody loved my last one." Oh, and your welcome, I'm sure you deserved it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:24, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Now I have to keep writing grossly over-thought and over-edited UnNews stories...and it's partly your fault.
Some people didn't like the reskin because they're ugly poopyheads. That, dear Zombie, is obvious. They were all "Oooo, why didn't you go for the painfully obvious Towel-based 'Towel Day' reskin?" or "Why is the Vogon reskin covered in ugly Vogon-ish colours?" or "Who's Douglas Adams?". It's enough to make an android paranoid, I tell you. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:32, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
My fault? I can't really see how you can pin your factually correct and glowingly spellchecked news items on me, seeing as I have no idea where I was going with this thought, that may have been a joke, but its to late for that now, so I'll just sign here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Exactly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:37, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You may say I'm a writer...but I'm not the only one

/me sets channel mode to +CanadianContent

Kewl, you noticed! Thanks for the support...don't chew on that!!--Shandon 04:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

You deserved every support I threw at you. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:48, 3 June 2007 (UTC)




Wow, thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:04, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
By the way, I kinda made the whole award page better. Enjoy. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:12, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

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