User talk:Zinc Avenger
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I am the Zinc Avenger. I don't do much actual avenging, per se, because spun zinc costumes cost a lot and they can take surprisingly little wear and tear. But I do spend a lot of time wasting time. If you haven't already done so, check out the Elemenstor Saga wiki at elothtes.pbwiki.com which was where I got my taste for wikification.
Hey, just read your article on the clouds. I laughed until I cried, then cried until I was dehydrated. I didn't die though. Anyway, kudos, my man.
--Danny Himself 16:21, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
Always nice to receive feedback. You didn't die though? I apologise unresevedly. Must... try... harder...
edit Welcome to UnNews and Merry Kaizum Me!
I'm reading your UnNews:Bank of America eyes Barclays, Barclays calls police for audio just now... another very funny article. Here's your "official" welcome, which I'm still working on. Get saved! 21:01, 13 December 2006 (UTC)
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At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.
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|zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!|
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!
edit UnNews Audio stuff
You're the second person to accuse me, in writing, of possesion of "dulcet tones", for which I thank you. As to the part about "the blatherings I write and giving them a touch of class", I normally start with stuff that I think is good and work my way to the crap, if it ever gets done. I like your stuff, please don't be shy and keep them coming as your muse permits, and thank you for suffering. Cheers! Get saved! 19:09, 7 June 2007 (UTC)