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For those for you who have a perverse inclination to find out what kind of drivel zim has on his older talk pages, check these out:

user:zim ulator/Archive0

user:zim ulator/archive1

user:zim ulator/archive2

user:zim ulator/archive3

user:zim ulator/archive4

New stuff under here please.

That Bad, Huh?

Sorry dude. Ive got shit for a mic. MNM5150Talk Dirty To Me Failings 21:29, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Re: Zooks!

I'll take note of that. Unfortunately, my mic is a little crappy and it's hard to get sound coming in. But hey, fortunately Audacity has an envelope tool. --thematrixeætsyou, the (adjective) (talk) (flames) 22:17, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

No worries. I like to puff out my chest and display my coolness from time to time... don't pay any attention to me when I'm late for my medications. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:37, 31 January 2008 (UTC)

Merry PirateNinjamas!

Merry PirateNinjamas!

The Dread Space Pirate Ninja Orion Blastar wishes you a Merry PirateNinjamas and a Happy New Year. Even to Christians, Jewish people, Pagans, Atheists, Agnostics, Communists, Nihilists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, and everyone else. Orion promises to lay off the looting and plundering and maiming and killing, at least until next year. For those who are not offended by Christmas, Merry Blessed Christmas!

Aye Mateysan! Merry PirateNinjamas! --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:15, 20 December 2007 (UTC)

Bloody Jew

Pagans, the Whole Lot of Yous

Premier Tom Mayfair has been a naughty boy this year, but he still deserves a kiss from under the mistletoe. His external organ is fair game.

SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

How come...

It says "New stuff under here, please" above, but top-down the headers below mostly go from old to new? Has the world gone mad? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:10, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews in {{V}}

I'll let you determine the fate of this one & that one. SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Sorry I let these slip past me. There's no shortage of Crap in UnNews, and I'll try and get righ on it... evenually... thanks for being cool. cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:27, 13 October 2007 (UTC)


Sorry dude. I had to.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 23:16, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

Excellent! I see my evil plan is going as... well, um... planned. Cheers Brad!

Thanks for the advice

Thanks for the advice. Next time I'll be as professional as Fox News.--Palcode 12:36, 23 September 2007 (UTC)


What's with the UnNews welcome? I've never written anything for UnNews in my life :S --BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk) 19:55, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

Ditto. Thanks, though, I might write something for it now!  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  formspring) 20:41 Sep 25, 2007

You guys did some editing of UnNews, that's enough to get my attention. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:17, 25 September 2007 (UTC)

VFS can only have two votes on VFS by the way. Hope you get your beautiful assistant. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

Apparently I'm not so good about reading instructions... meh, it's another side-effect of laziness, so I accept it. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:11, 26 September 2007 (UTC)


How's your mouf, and how's it gonna be? Good to see you back.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:32, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for asking, and for the welcome back. I'm left with my two bottom eye teeth, which my dentist suggested I keep to anchor a bottom denture. I'll probably have teeth by Christmas. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:15, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Fair enuff

Not a regular on UnNews - didn't realise (in view of certain other stories on there - that a copy quite so blatant was not allowed. Oh well - back to the old drawing board :) RabbiTechno 16:56, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

I would write a new, un-plagiarised version, but I'm off down the pub. Maybe another time - seemed a worthwhile subject, I thought. RabbiTechno 17:02, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
As for "certain other articles", I'm afraid that stuff gets past me despite my lazy efforts. If you do find other copied articles, please let me or another admin know, because they should not stand uncontested. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:10, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
Will do - I'm not certain if I ever got the official UnNews welcome either, the ol' memory isn't up to much after my mis-spent teenage years...and twenties...and thirties. BTW, that eight-month old beer must have further fermented into some sort of uber-beer (or even uber-bier, in keeping with the Nietzschean tone), so was probably the equivilent of drinking about eight normal beers. Anyways, I'm off to see if any trolls need kicking from #uncyclopedia. Enjoy your day. RabbiTechno 17:04, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Dood, I hate to come over all fascist, but you know it's feminine, right? RabbiTechno 17:31, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
Dood, I have no idea what you are talking about (/me snickers and covers his tracks by changing the spelling on three separate related pages). Heh heh... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:37, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
If anyone asks, I saw nothing ;) RabbiTechno 17:41, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
This "seeing of nothing"... can you teach me this aspect of Zen, great Rabbi Sensei? Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:48, 27 September 2007 (UTC)
First, you must eat this mushroom...RabbiTechno 17:51, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


No probs on the unnews deletion, rest assured that the many 1000s of my other contributions are .99% my own work, so please hold fire on any further witch-huntery!

Please accept my insincere apologistas. (friendly regardings, pottsm)

Insincere whatever accepted, and I raise you 10 Euros... if they're worth anything in the UK, that is. Otherwise, I'll sleep better tonight knowing your brilliant and plenteous contributions are indeed of your own evil design and execution. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:41, 27 September 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for my audio Zimmy! Nice to know my writing is worthy of your prestigious anchoring! --Strange (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:09, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

You've been lucky enough to get my post-operative, two-toothed version. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:42, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Beseech Humbly

Please remove the ICU from UnNews:Pricasso Paints with Penis. It looks untidy. The only reason my article didn't have pics and stuff was because the Wiki was broken and refusing to upload images for anybody anywhere. I do admit that this was my fault, I should never have tried to create an article on the 29th of September, an inauspicious and dangerous date. Thank you in advance. Pieface 04:39, 30 September 2007 (UTC)


Red Ninjastar Thank you for supporting me for
dictatorship at the VFS. Now my
diabolical scheme for domination
can commence. You Are A True

~SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle



Hallbug HallBugs 2007


I noticed user:Conniving tagged UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch on your behalf, or am I confused? In either case, are you going to produce this audio? Thanks for your anticipated instantaneous reply. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:19, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Shit, yeah it was me who tagged it actually, I'd forgotten to log on at the time. Some family issues came up and I won't be able to do it unfortunately. Thanks for bringing it to my attention, I'll go remove the tag. Cheers! -RAHB 16:52, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
No problem, this is part of my evil admin duties. If I don't get to it first, consider doing it or any other old and unUnaudio'd story yoou think deserves UnAudio-fication. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:51, 2 October 2007 (UTC)

Idea: Audio Request place

I think we should have an audio request place. I have started User:The UnIdiot/Audio Request and I think we should move it into mainspace and have it go for real. This would encourage the creation of many more audios! Tell me what you think! Also, if implemented, this should be added to the unnews welcome! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 20:09, Oct 3

Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner... Also, this isn't my talkpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:08, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Wow! I had no idea this existed. LedBalloon convinced me it didn't! Well, back to my original personal request page! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 01:46, Oct 4
Yeah, it's not a high traffic area...a side-effect of virtually everbody writing, while only 10% of those 'chop, and only 10% of those audioing, methinks. It's a niche market, but more people are doing audio for non-UnNews pages now, so who knows what will happen in the future? I don't. I don't even know what's happening right now. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:03, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, if you hadn't told me about it I doubt I would have ever found it. I turned my page back into a personal request page, so people can request audios for me to do, because I'll actually do them! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 02:14, Oct 4
I turned my page into a solarium. I grow pot, mostly. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:28, 4 October 2007 (UTC)
Nice! And you're dropping some off to my address when? Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:12, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Shit, I actually forgot about Uncyclopedia:Zim ulator's Corner, which is surprising since it strokes my ego so nicely. Jesus, I am such a git! Perhaps when I feel better I'll reorganize my welcome drivel and other stuff, and see if we can have a little more organisation here. For the record, I don't even know what's happening right now either! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 12:12, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Ah, so my "package" arrived, then. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:23, 4 October 2007 (UTC)

Gandhi UnNews

Thanks for the lead. I don't believe I've ever gotten one of those before. It's also on VFH (and doing poorly). Maybe you could help it out....please? Also, are you planning on recording an audio for it? WHY AM I ASKING SO MANY QUESTIONS?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:33, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

Um, I voted for it, but I will not be recording it. I've been very sick with a cold, and audios at this point could provoke coughing fits. I sort of see the "not quite there" thing, but honestly, between my regular meds and the cough syrup I've been using, any contributions I'd make now might jeopardise any article's chances. Once I'm feeling better, I'm sure I'll be much more receptive to your evil attention whoring, but for the moment, I can only cough, sneeze, and mumble somthing about, "Zoroaster had a bum, right?" Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:30, 7 October 2007 (UTC)


Newcookie Premier Tom Mayfair has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Sorry :( SpacerSpacerPremierTomMayfairChe RedPhone Unsoc Hammer and sickle

Newcookie Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

For noticing Tom's oopsie. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:58, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Hey Buddy!!

Good to hear your voice around this place again!! Thanks for doing the life on other planets audio my friend. I took out some of the gay sex references, but I think that adds its own layer of humor that they're in the audio and not in the text. :) --THINKER 01:21, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for noticing the YAROTZ (Yet Another Return Of Teh Zim_ulation). I've had an awful cold or flu, or some such, and I think today is actually the first day I'm feeling human again. I am delighted by the fact that audio and article don't match, and I thank you for telling me about it. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:23, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews audio

No, I'm not here to request an UnNews audio from you. I'm here to discuss what sort of microphone you use for their creation. See, I've grown tired of letting others do my audio when I have a perfectly good mock-serious voice myself. So, tell me, what's your hardware?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:25, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

A while ago I got interested in video to my computer via USB, so I bought a package from Pinnacle systems for $100 which is sort of like this one. I didn't realize when I bought it that it came with a mic, so I put it to use as a replacement for a piece of crap which came with someone's computer, probably worth about $1.99 at Walgreens or something, which I'd been using since I started doing UnNewsAudio. I'm sure you could spend about $20 or so and be assured it's a good enough mic, but I'll look into some if you like. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:54, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
I'm not so worried about quality. Basically, I want to know how the one that comes with the computer is. I'd ideally like to unearth the one that came with my old computer, and my parents don't have to know I'm spending what they consider too much time on this website. Was that crappy one really crappy?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:06, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
You can listen to anything I made in 2006 if you'd like an idea of how awful the el-cheepo computer mics are. Since I use lower bit-rate and other settings when creating my final mp3 for upload to save space on the UnServers (my files are among the smallest for time allotted in UnNews, a fact I'm stupidly proud of), I don't think even using my fancy-schmancy mic I bought for my guitar could enhance the quality appreciably. If you're waiting for somebody to say, "Go look for the mic, and for the sake of Allah, keep your voice low, and make some UnNewsAudios", then consider my having said it. If on the other hand you're trying to lure me into a diabiblical plot of some sort, I warn you I have to clear all quasi-religious rants with my wife... well, not really, but I don't want people to think I'm easy. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:24, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
Me? Think Rev. Zim is easy? Never! This is blasphemy you speak! /me wanders to find the mic-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 13 October 2007 (UTC)
~ Bruce Campbell on having his forearm replaced with a chainsaw

Image:UnNews-Racist_messages_in_music_of_Santana.mp3 HOORAY!-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 00:49, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

What do you think?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 02:36, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
Jolly good! Probably much better than my first, so congratulations on joining the Pantheon of UnNewsAudio Presenter Gods. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:58, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
And to think, after my query about microphones, I have been using my phone's voice recorder. Small world...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:48, 14 October 2007 (UTC)
You're using your phone now? Hilarious! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:18, 14 October 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Santa is dead

Just delete it, and my other one, only did htem coz i woz bored, and i would get blocked on Wikia. -- El-Nin09 21:37, 1 November 2007 (UTC)

Will do. Thanks for getting back to me. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:39, 1 November 2007 (UTC)


I'm happy to see that you found my UnNew article quite "stupid" and deleted it. You should now go and delete anything that's stupid or disgusting on Uncyclopedia, which means everything. By the way PIPI is a softdrink, and exists.

Sign your post next time, so I don't have to hunt you down. Now, as to the matter at hand... don't take anything around here personally. I am a de facto editor (and I use the term "editor" loosely) Worst case, I can ressurect the article in and put it in your user space, if you ask me nicely. As for your pitiful attempt to irritate me with sarcasm and pretending English is your second language (if English is your second language, never mind that part), forget it. I am impervious to acid and lame sarcasm. You'd have a better chance getting a rise out of me if you called me a mounter of shaven sheep. Anyway, cheers, and I fixed the welcome thing for UnNews. You can thank me by sending me Laotian food. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:24, 5 November 2007 (UTC)
To be precise, I currently have two teeth in my head... the bottom two so-called "eye teeth". It's enough to scare my dog. Oh, and I'm thankfully well North and East of the so called "Bible Belt" (thank the Lord, whom I choose not to believe in, all praise be to His Name). And I am crying, but that's because I watched a cable show called "Band of Bloggers", about troops in Iraq who blog, and not due to your lame attempts to irritate me. Where;s my Laotian food? Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:18, 10 November 2007 (UTC)
wtf...?I didn't post that shit... This is PCB (I have no idea how to sign...) and... english is my second language.

--Pcb 23:51, 10 November 2007 (UTC) nvm found out how to sign

UnNews:Snickers to change name

Not funny for sober people Well as the completely sober author of the little article you deleted I will accept that it was a bit short but I am guessing here that you are of the American persuasion (as in USA). As such you under a severe handicap in having had your humour centre genetically removed. Although you nominally speak English, you have been affected by all the inter-breeding with other Europeans whose sense of 'funny' suffers from their language difficulties. American does look similar to English but the differences are bigger than the similarities.

It reminds me of the restaurant I ate in in Houston. The waitress remarked 'What a cute accent... where do you come from?' On replying that I came from the UK she said 'wow and what language do you speak there?' ... continue to have fun. User:Not Wanted/sig 11:35, 8 November 2007 (GMT)

10 First of all, I resent your assumption that I am somehow unable to comperehend humour due to

20 the fact that I may be American. I am multi-lingual and have lived in and amoung cultures in

30 Asia, the Americas, and the UK/Euro-sphere. It is a fact that I am not considered very funny

40 amoung my family and associates because of my "stupid British humor". although, in point of

50 fact, my humor / humour wiring draws from many sources, and is uniquely mine.

60 So, piss off, you mancky Scot git!

70 As for your story, if you ask me nicely, I may resurrect it, reevaluate it, and give you the

80 benefit of my wisdom, or you can go to Line 60 and LOOP UNTIL your head is out of your arse..

90 . your choice. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:28, 9 November 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Bird Flu found in UK man

Is this ok? F9T 17:04, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

I made it more better, so now it's "ok". Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:00, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
Cheers, compuonds to you, whatever that means... F9T 18:38, 15 November 2007 (UTC)
How do u make an artikle feeetured? F9T 19:39, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Surfer dude stuns physicists with theory of everything

If you do a reading of this one, it will help to read some of the physics blogs about the discovery. You don't have to understand the math (thank goodness) to understand why this hit my "funny" flag: mostly that Lubos Motl is a highly accomplished string theory physicist who really knows his stuff and also happens to be a raving asshole. Half the sentences are things he's actually said in blogs on the subject - he's been following Lisi around the physics blogosphere, flaming him (particularly Backreaction, The Reference Frame [Motl's blog], " Not Even Wrong). How are you at switching between standard Zim monotone and raving mad scientist? - David Gerard 20:40, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

its been a while...

...but I just tossed UnNews:Ohio Family Looks Forward to Celebrating WASP Thanksgiving out in Unnews. Your feelings?

Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:10, 18 November 2007 (UTC)

Re:UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy

The last source should be all the explaining you need. It's a "rewrite" of some sorts. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:48, 19 November 2007 (UTC)

Its the holiday season!

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