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For those of you who have a perverse inclination to find out what kind of drivel zim has on his older talk pages, check these out:

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Contents 1 Messages below 1.1 UnNews 1.2 Have a nice day 1.3 So Zim 1.4 Well... 1.5 Hey 1.6 Picture 1.7 No offense, but... 1.8 Staircase 1.9 Thanks 1.10 Hey! 1.11 Im not a sock, nor a puppetmaster 1.12 A Civil Ending 1.13 FA 1.14 Main Page 1.15 UnNews 1.16 UnNews stuff 1.17 Vanity 1.18 You may now punch me in the cock... 1.19 I thought... 1.20 Portal Project 1.21 I have pleased thee again... 1.22 Question 1.23 audios 1.24 I tried to make it pretty obvious where I got the page... 1.25 Yo 1.26 'Lo Zim 1.27 UnNews 1.28 Puppy's thing 1.29 Now that it's back there... 1.30 It's a landmark moment for me 1.31 Thanks 1.32 re-dated UnNews 1.33 Two things... 1.34 hiya 1.35 Sockpuppetry 1.36 :) 1.37 unnews 1.38 UnNews:Ballmer and Gates Children caught using Linux and Macs 1.39 OK, so now you're finally recognized as a balls-out smart ass!!! 1.40 Hey 1.41 Why I changed your edit

[edit] Messages below

Excuse me your Zimness, but we desperately need someone to give Ban Patrol some attention. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:01, 6 May

We just had a rampant vandal, but Modus got him. Normally I wouldn't have bothered ya, but I thought Modus had buggered off and you were the only other admin I saw on RC. -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:19, 7 May

[edit] UnNews

Hey, thanks for the tip-off. I admit, i am quite vain :D. THanks again, for the welcome :) —The la Zhel 06:38, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Have a nice day

Is it just me or is UnNews:Have a nice day more like an article than an UnNews? (talk) 06:46, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] So Zim

Why is that you're not making audios anymore? ~ 07:46, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh...his panties where in a bunch cause he missed me soooo. — H. Peebles - D - HS 10:29, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Well...

In tribute, I recorded audio to your article UnNews:Green Day says bad things about Wal-Mart. I do hope I did your revviness justice. Feel free to trump it if it displeases you. ;)  –     (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 02:12, 25 May 2009

Nice diction, great news voice... are you trying to lure me away from my sexy wife? Very nice! Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:23, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

I think you know a lot about UnNews, so how do I get one of my articles on the template on the front page? Staircase 22:50, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Picture

As to the picture, I get all my cute girl pics from porn sites. A surprising thing is that they always have a variety of pics, and they always start out clothed. You should see her unclothed....wow. As to the advise or commands...uh...okay. *smiles* - Clemens177 12:24, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

[edit] No offense, but...

I think your revision of my UnNews downright sucks. Staircase 01:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

None taken. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:40, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey Zim, could you do me a favor and explain your changes to Stairs?   Her Cajekiness • <6:03 May 31, 2009>

I've been trying to, but I keep running into edit conflicts with his talk page. Stairs has his panties in a bunch over nothing. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:07, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Your edits are fine, but it was his article. You started editing it without talking to him, plus he's new at this! This isn't ED   Her Cajekiness • <6:11 May 31, 2009>

Whoa, whoa whoa? Now don't you get your panties in a bunch. I am in the process of very carefully explaining how this all got started so as to unbunch his panties. I think he mistook my normal way of communicating as snarkiness, when in fact I was being "funny". I have a funny way of being funny, I'm told. Sort of like when I give you advice about your panties, Stairs panties, and the fact that I'm not wearing any panties right now. Sort of like your insinuation that I may not know this isn't ED. Anyway, mostly he's (she?) in a snit because I talked about banning him for blowing me off. I took that as saying "fuck you" to an admin who's trying to be helpful, which is not cool. I will slowly, calmly, nicely, step by step, but in my own manner, explain this to him. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:44, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

Zim, I like you but he's my adoptee. Me and DJ Irreverent like the old version better and I kinda... reverted it. I mean, you can ban me if you want, but really, let's just let this one go. Me and you could collaborate on something! That could be cool!   Her Cajekiness • <6:47 May 31, 2009>

I actually had many good reasons for the changes I made to this article. Hours ago I began to enumerate the reasons and explain my position on his talk page, but rapidly I encountered a growing clusterfuck of "discussion" that resembled a room of schoolboys comparing penis widths while they should be learning that the tangent is the sine over the cosine. I couldn't keep up with the rate of change of the bullshit, so I never got to actually say why I made the changes. Staircase never got to learn about UnNews guidelines because all he was interested in was his article. Looking at his talk page, he's a drama queen. He's gotten you and a couple of others giving in to him "because it's his favorite UnNews he's written". You may have a paternal attachment to this kid, and he's used it to create a conflict between us. Let's hope this doesn't lead to more pissy behavior in the future. On another note, I hope this blurb has been at least a little witty. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 07:36, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

I liked the reference to my penis and how wide it is: that always gets me going, because I'm a selfiphiliac. Was that witty? In other news, yeah, I felt sorry for him. Do you know I've never actually talked to you, and this is how we get introduced? Also, you're the only admin who's never banned me and that always-- I-- /me gets a little flustered I've never met someone like you in my life before...   Her Cajekiness • <14:35 May 31, 2009>

[edit] Staircase

Hey Zim, what did Stairs do to get banned?   Her Cajekiness • <22:39 Jun 01, 2009>

Hmm... maybe stairs is just new at the talk page thing. I don't think he meant to say what he did say, Zim...   Her Cajekiness • <22:46 Jun 01, 2009>

This: User talk:Staircase

Did I cause this whole hassle? Um, sorry. I just superficially looked at the article and was kinda confused because Zim's version was shorter. While upon further inspection, I'm still not sure which version I like the most. Maybe a collaboration could be a nice idea? If it'd work out, the resulting UnNews could be epic! Just a thought. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 11:37, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

No, Socky, the only thing you're guilty of is being newish. This was about ignoring admins and dickish behavior. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:18, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

So which one of us do you think is the dick... Staircase 22:21, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:47, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

That would be the one who got banned. What are you, 10 years old? Play nicely, or don't play at all. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 22:59, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

Maybe a piece of sage-like advice might help the situation. In the words of the Buddha "Never piss off the guy with the BanHammer". Its a rule more of us should live by. There's a nice list of actions that we collectively frown upon. "Being a dick" and trolling are high on that list. We all appreciate that new visitors to the site will take time to get used to our little foibles and they way we organise things, which at first glance may appear quite rigid but really isn't. No one type of humour is set above any other on Uncyclopedia. We have over time developed an incredible knack of detecting people who don't want to play nice with others and out job is to persuade them to do so. People like Zim and Cajek have been around for a long time and have put in a lot of work to help to improve not just a few articles here and there but the entire site. We don't always need to agree, but we DO need to be civil about differences of opinion. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Also, when you see an admin that has "I am the dirt under your rollers" as part of his sig, do you really want to mess with him? He's obviously quite insane please don't hurt me zim ~ 12:27, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

TO add to the ten years old thing, Staris cliams that he is 14. Don Puttano cHeDDs     02:31,3June,2009

[edit] Thanks

Thanks for the guide lines you gave me, They'll be useful for making more UnNews.--Iwillkillyou333 03:12, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

By the way can you feature UnNews Articles--Iwillkillyou333 10:30, 2 June 2009 (UTC)?

You're welcome. Yes, I do the headlines. Unless you're talking about featuring an article on the Main Page, in which case that's done by vote at VFH. Another source of wisdom is looking at past highlighted UnNews articles. Thanks for your interest, and best of luck writing a headlinable story. Let me know if I can help. I do take some stories and change them, sometimes radically, in the interest of improving them for a headline spot, so don't be offended if I butcher one of your articles in this interest. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 10:59, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey!

I've no problem with you taking the time to move the "Attention Whore endlessly hits refresh", but what I was kind of hoping was that then whoever did move it would take the time to update the main page...lol! What's up with that? --Clemens177 15:00, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Im not a sock, nor a puppetmaster

Not with Steps, not with Mahm00shA, not with anyone. I had to say the same thing to Cajek. Admin or not, I don't like when people spread rumors about me. Don Puttano cHeDDs     17:48,2June,2009

Liar. Im your sockpuppet Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 21:54 June 2 '09

You are??? OH MY GOD!!!! No but I think that he said I was Steps' sock, which I'm not. I don't even wear socks. My Italian loafers are so comfy that I don't need them. Don Puttano cHeDDs     22:24,2June,2009

then im your loaferspuppet Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool 22:28 June 2 '09

If you say so. Don Puttano cHeDDs     22:31,2June,2009

Next person to post on this issue gets a spanking, courtesy of the birthday boy. Go do what Uncyclopedia is here for. Go write articles that cause all the neighbourhood kids to laugh. What you do to the kids afterwards is none of my concern. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 22:35, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

So what are you here for? To make sure people do what they're here for? Don Puttano cHeDDs     23:03,2June,2009

Dexter111344 appears to be psychic. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I was trying to make everyone just drop it before a ban had to happen. Cheddar, you seriously asked for that. Everyone, why can we all play nice?! /cries. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 00:07, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Asked for what? Don Puttano cHeDDs     02:07,3June,2009

[edit] A Civil Ending

Okay, to summarize this whole whatever-the-hell-you-wanna-call-it. I saw that you got mad at my man Steps for reverting edits to his page. In my opinion, Steps was right, so I said so. Apparently, I'm not allowed to do that, so I somehow got pulled into this disaster. How this lead to annoying accusations of sockpuppetry, I don't know (I'm not blaming you for that, I think Cajek played the largest role in it). Really, I don't even know you, I was just trying to help Steps out, seeing as it was his first week, and he seems like a nice guy. Now, you want to ban the hell out of me, and I'm not 100% sure why. And to be clear, in case it was your thought that I had, I never called you a dick, or any other foul name, other than :D. Now I did think what you were doing with Steps could be classified under "a dick move," but he didn't go about it perfectly either, but anyways, that's over. Yes, I could've just ignored the whole thing and let Steps go down alone, but that would be boring, and I would consider that to have been a "dick move" on my part. So basically, I have no beef with you, as long as you don't spread nasty rumors about me, which would be classified as "cyberbullying" which is against the rules. That being the case, maybe Cajek deserves a spanking, but apparently he's been hit so much that he has no ass left. So, I think that's everything. We cool? And if we aren't, please explain to me why before you pull out the ban-gun again.

Sincerely,
Don Puttano cHeDDs     02:26,3June,2009

I will try to put this as clearly as I know how; if you still don't get it, I don't know what to tell you because you've certainly been advised alot by others about your behaviour. You and Staircase seem intent on imposing your views of what's right and wrong on Uncyclopedia, who is or is not a dick. You're acting like children, in the bad way.

I've read the drama on both your pages, as well as comments from lots of users and admins. You two run your mouths on talk pages about things you don't know shit about, and you expect to be respected. It's not going to happen.

You must admit, taunting an admin is stupid. I know, you say, two users have opined that Stairs and I are both dicks. Looking at my history, I was never accused of such until you two started harping. That tells me the community worked pretty well without you, and perhaps you and he should look at your own behaviour

So, now I have taken on the mission of watching you two very carefully for further signs, and no, we're not OK. You have an account here at the whim of our community. I don't know if you're too young, dense, or ignorant to understand, but let's hope whatever it is clears up. If this has been making you crazy, it will only get worse from here if you don't smarten up. Have I been clear? Any further questions? You seeme to like lots of words, so I've tried to suit you by reiterating points and using harsh language meant to focus your attention.

On the bright side, you've cemented my new policy: No more warnings; ban them and let them think about it. I hope you appreciate all of the time I've wasted, not to mention all of the others you've pissed off. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:40, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't know what you're talking about. I never taunted you or any other admin. And I didn't "run my mouth" as you think, or at least I never meant to. I just like to have my opinion, and I believe that that should be okay, seeing as my opinion doesn't hurt anyone on Uncyc. And you can't say that I made someone else call you a dick. If someone said you were being a dick, that was bcauseof your action and their opinion of your action. Once again, I never called anyone anything, I simply stated what I thought about the actions that were taken, as many people did. As for Steps, he has only been here a week, so think about giving him a little bit of leniance. He's still learning. That's why I got into this in the first place, I didn't want him to drive into a wall with nobody to get him out of the car. However, I apparently got caught in it with him, and suffered the wrath of the banwall. (metaphorically) And as for others I pissed off, I apoligized to every one of them, and they accepted. Don Puttano cHeDDs     16:58,3June,2009

[edit] FA

Hey Zim can you please protect FA and ban the dude fucking with it? IronLung 03:41, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Are you talking about the article FA Premiership? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:45, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

This. And ban this guy, but he has a dynamic IP... Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Ddone and done. Infinite ban, right? I don't know if that will stop a dynamic IP. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:51, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

It won't. This guy has been pissing off everyone for weeks. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 03:53, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Olipro may have an idea of how to deal with him. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 03:55, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

What usually works is banning Dexter. As a double bonus, it'll make me look good in comparison, if only for an instant.   Her Cajekiness • <4:00 Jun 03, 2009>

... /me needs to murder Cajek. And thanks Zim. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now! 04:02, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Murder... my kind of fruit! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 04:04, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

/me slowly reaches for the revolver underneath table   Her Cajekiness • <4:07 Jun 03, 2009>

[edit] Main Page

Actually, I wasn't trying to remind that you the main page needed updated in the sense that my link needed to be taken away. As I had actually already done all I could - as a lowly member - to take it away!

I had been speaking as to whether someone - perhaps even you - could update the main page in the sense of having me listed as "N00b of the Month" since I actually am. What say you? Thanks! --Clemens177 06:26, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews

Hey Zim, I got a new UnNews but can't find were to put it on the main page. Stairs gave me a link on his userpage, but he deleted it, so i was hoping you can help me out.--Iwillkillyou333 19:51, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Is this what you need? rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:27, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Yes, thanks alot--Iwillkillyou333 20:44, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

My pleasure. About your article: are you using the UnNews template? If so, have you seen the sources, categories and suggestions on it? These will guide you to better form. I will demonstrate with UnNews:Cow invasion turns out to be a hoax rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:47, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

Also, [[Category:UnNews]] is redundant because the {{news|3 June 2009}} up top stamps the article with that. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:54, 3 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews stuff

I'm sorry, I thought the sources were only put if you used one, I hadn't thought to make any up. I can see where that would be, funny, though. I'll remember about the Date Year thing.

As to the length, you are absolutely right. I've even thought it myself when doing some of these. Frankly, even if someone did read the whole thing, I'd doubt that many get some of the more esoteric jokes. Few know who Wendy is, let alone that her uncle really was Batman's friend.

I'll try to watch that! --Clemens177 18:43, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Vanity

Well, if it has to be it has to be, but I'd like it changed back to be my user name. You see, I've already got letters from other users, and do plan on answering them in upcoming 'Miss Manners, Sexiquette' articles that I plan to do every now and then. What if 'Ralph Nader' were changed to 'the author' but it linked to my user page? Or said to send letters 'here' with the 'here' linking to my user page? Let me know, I'll of course abide by your decision. Thanks! --Clemens177 23:02, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I linked Ralph nader back to the Miss Manners section of your talk page. You may change as you see fit. I admit, I was a slack editor in reading your piece. I will self-flagellate for penance. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 06:34, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

No worries, mate! Thanks! --Clemens177 20:36, 11 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] You may now punch me in the cock...

Cos I stuck this thing here. /me unzips trousers MrN  02:24, Jun 15

I thought we'd been over this... you're a cunt! ... ah, no, that was RAHB... anyway, I'd completely forgotten about this stub, thanks for bringing it to my attention and moving it for me. cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 09:01, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I thought...

I thought I had been - at least lately - adding those headlines the way you like, where only one word is highlighted. If there is something else for me to do, please let me know. Thanks, Clemens177 08:04, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, could you explain? Do you mean, something like WATERBURY, Conneticut --? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 08:58, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Portal Project

Weren't you interested in this one??? What would you like to feature?  –     (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 20:25, 18 June 2009

Cool! Berating religion so soooooooooooooooooo sexy! I'll have to give this a little thought. Is there an existing portal you like which i could curry for inspriration? Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:28, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

I based it off my portal, Portal:Society... but feel free to adapt it however you want. I'm in the process of making the feature templates more universal. Someone's going to have to keep this updated once it's built, and I was hoping you might want this burden glorious honor. Finding articles to feature, adding images/content, etc.. Do you want a manual/voting system or a random/selection system for the highlights? Also, do you want to write the intro, or pull from an existing article?  –     (eye) (spy) ...·º•ø®@» 20:39, 18 June 2009

So many choices... I am flattered that you thought of me, and I will give this some serious consideration. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 20:49, 18 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I have pleased thee again...

...and I like that. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 13:11, 23 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Question

I was wondering if some one got banned, cant they make a new acount--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:14, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Never mind--IwillKILLyou333 Talk If you dare 06:49, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] audios

hyea zim, i'm starting to get to work on producing some unnews audios. i finished my first one here; could you give a listen and a thumbs up/down? i just want to make sure i'm conforming to all the conventions. thanks! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:09, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] I tried to make it pretty obvious where I got the page...

You think it needed more clarification, huh? I mean, I even left in that the guy was telling everything to the Huffington Post. Incidentally, how've you been?--<<>> 11:20, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Yo

I thought you were dead. Good to see that you're not. Cheers! -- [sire] e|m|c ^[TALK] 21:49 Oct 1 2009 21:49, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] 'Lo Zim

Good to see you back, matey. Are you going to be around more than you have been of late? Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 19:52, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

Was in a similar situation a year or two back - life suddenly got a bit, well, shit to be truthful. Writing is always good therapy though. :-) Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 20:05, October 12, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews

Frankly, Im not surprised you moved my article, but I am getting tired of showing hundreds of people my articles and getting them to laugh out loud for minutes on end, and then having mods claim they are not funny. I'll accept your decision, and I'm sure it won't bother you to know I will not be rewriting the article. All the best. --Legolas11 01:26, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Puppy's thing

It has to be on his user space and unlocked because it's a PLS entry. That's why Modi moved it. --monika 16:59, October 13, 2009 (UTC)

Further to this was done without my knowledge or consent or any discussion at all, much the same way your audio was added to it. I have redone the audio with an Australian accent - which is what that stuff about an edumacation relates to - because I really loved what you had done, but Modi also hid that because it was not mine originally. Unfortunately I have no decent sound equipment, so the quality is not as good as I would like, and there is no intro music.

The other thing that happened when Modus moved this is that the link added to Template:Recent also went red-linked at the same time.

I appreciate the feedback, but given that I did not move it - did not want it to be moved - didn't want the audio added and then hidden - it galls me to have negative feedback on actions done by yourself and Modus, especially when all I have done is try to clean up the issues the two of you made of what I created. So I'm going to get back to my writing - it's the only reason I'm here - and when the two of you have sorted this out could you let me know?     HMV t 17:23, 13/10/2009

Now that I have ranted, can I just say that from an Australian perspective, listening to you mispronounce chucking, yabbies and Gudday was hysterical, and the editorial comment was exactly what I would have wanted in this. And by mispronounce I simply mean you weren't speaker ocker - which is the Australian accent displayed by Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan, and now, unfortunately for my pride, by me. I laughed out loud when I heard it. Which given I had laryngitis was painful, but it is damned funny.     HMV t 17:32, 13/10/2009

[edit] Now that it's back there...

Can we put it back into my userspace until after PLS (See This conversation as to why.) If it's too much of an issue, then can I get you to remove it from PLS? Thanks     HMV t 00:56, 14/10/2009

Actually, I'm happier where it is. Ignore the above.     HMV t 10:21, 14/10/2009

[edit] It's a landmark moment for me

Wow, after two-and-a-bit years on this two-bit website, one of my articles finally has an audio! Shame it's not a particularly good article, just the best I could run off at the time, but at least it's a good audio. Thanks Zim, and nice job - very dry. Now I'm gonna go guilt trip Mordillo about that article he promised to do an audio for over a year ago and then never did. Cheers! --UU - natter 18:11, Oct 14

I thought the Carter whatsit article was rather funny. I hope the pic I added wasn't too much for you. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:45, October 14, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Thanks

Thank you for tiding my UnNews about cricket match between Zimbabwe and Bangladesh ;) Ptok-Bentoniczny 18:22, October 28, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] re-dated UnNews

Hey. You seem to be the authority on UnNews, so I just thought I'd point out what has happened re the re-date on this relates back to this discussion. I agree with the rationale behind it, and as this is likely to feature, I'd suggest that it's best to leave it as is.        22:02, 28/10/2009

[edit] Two things...

• Add yourself to that admin list, Dammit...
• Please remove the ban and not just the autoban ID on Luvvy, so the ban ban just resets every time I hit the edit-button. Same thing happened when I got my birthday ban. Sannse had to go in and fix it, since even the bureaucrats weren't doing the resurrect right. 25 years would have been ouchy. (Editing via IP, since the account and home IP are still "block'd"). :( -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 12:00, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

I don't like your tone, young missy... rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:08, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

/me grovels and runs off before getting stomped... Mhaille fixed it for me. The darling. ^_^ I still think you should be on that admin list... It's not fair sneaking up on people like that. :/ -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 17:48, 31 Oct

He is :) ~ 18:01, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

Then I blame my cache, since Ctrl + F didn't find him there when I looked. I don't like people claiming they're admins if they're not wearing a badge... :(

But that name didn't show up on the list (I may have looked at the category:admins -list, nothing) until like a fortnight ago. -- DameViktoria - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 18:19, 31 Oct

I don't sneak up on anyone. I don't need sockpuppets, drama, or general irritation more than the next guy. I'm adding you to my shit list, for now. No questions, please. Go bother some other admin. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:20, October 31, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] hiya

good to see you back patrolling unnews, mr. ulator. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:48, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

Heya yourself. Thanks for the welcome, and you're welcome for the... uh, I thought I had something clever to say, but it escapes me... anyway, nice to see you too. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:52, November 1, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Sockpuppetry

Hi boss. Could you have a look at the IP address and stuff of User:PBS freak and User:Thomasfan666 for me? I've noticed a few similarities between the two. I'd like to make sure that there's nothing suspect going on.       

Looking into this... thanks for your confidence, and piss off for bothering me. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 15:46, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

Banned and Banned. Thanks for bringing this to the attention of the cabal. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 16:06, November 2, 2009 (UTC)

[edit]  :)

You know, I usually come here, write something and then I go away leaving written UnNews for checking. Well, I think there were not too many mistakes as I saw on my watchlist. Is it necessary to do UnNews in the way you suggested? Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 21:03, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] unnews

Ptok's Sandbox so here in my Sandbox I have UnNews about recent idea of Gary Kirsten of having sex before match :P. So, I guess I will ask you for choosing better title from suggested ones and correcting any mistakes. If you do, I will add proper photos and will put in mains space, OK? Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 23:57, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I've put Proofreading template to my news. nobody did anything. Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 20:30, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] UnNews:Ballmer and Gates Children caught using Linux and Macs

What about the article was confusing, and what parts didn't seem like Unnews? I just made some recent edits to it, but I am not sure what you were talking about. I need some creative criticism and feedback to figure out what is wrong with the Unnews piece. I know it is a great idea, but it seems hard for me to do it. I guess I just need some advice from you, oh great Reverend Zim Ulator. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 21:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Why not put it up for PEE review?       

Good idea, POTR. It's very wordy, repeating the same ideas over and over. It's confusing because it gets into way too much detail (e.g. torrents, lists of mac and linus products and stuff), which is distracting from the point, sentence structure is not very good, it's a rambling style that sounds like a chatroom, not so much an article. I read this and think it sounds harsh... please do not take it badly, but you did ask for details. I've tried to work with it for about a half hour, but alas, my muse kicked me in the nuts. I stuck the ProofRead template on it in hopes that somebody else might pitch in. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 00:35, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Ok Thanks but it will likely get deleted before someone can pee review it. I tried to take out technical references so it is installed Ubuntu on systems instead of downloaded it via BitTorrent from Linux Torrents, etc. I removed the dupe references and trimmed it down a bit. Cut out some of the wordiness. Thanks for the feedback it is a great help. It is what I look for when I write articles and most people just say "it sucks" but don't say why or what areas I could improve it saying "if you have to ask it isn't worth it" or something else. I really want to improve my writing style and joke writing and this is the best way to do it. So thanks again and let me know how the new changes look. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:06, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Further response from me here.       

You're welcome, dude. Frankly, you're lucky you got that much out of me. I am so very lazy. I don't usually review or provide much feedback on articles because I busy myself with UnNews admin stuff, and another secret project I'm working on. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 12:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] OK, so now you're finally recognized as a balls-out smart ass!!!

FOR FUCKS SAKE!! It took you long enough to get that Foolitzer. Well, anyway I wanted to say you deserved it, you dirty old rat-bastard, and welcome to the Super-Secret-Club-of-Rat-Bastard-Foolitzer-Winners-Club. Your key and directions to the Super-Secret-Club house will be mailed to you shortly (if we remember). Damn, that reminds me, my Foolitzer is pretty rusty now, I should get a new one...muahahahahaha! — H. Peebles - D - HS 16:18, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

I'm overwhelmed! Thanks, I guess, and I look forward to whatever you were talking about... I don't know, I couldn't follow it. Cheers! rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 18:19, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Hey

Well... Nobody did the proofread ;p As I thought ;) Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Talk to the Pole} 19:30, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, but you know how it is with volunteers. rev. zim_ulator (Talk - Edits Logs) I am the dirt under your rollers. 01:04, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Why I changed your edit

I changed it so it would have no reference to Christians. I've many, many close friends who are Christian (we're talking UBER Christian) and I don't want to run the chance of rubbing them the wrong way. Every stuntguy out here in Los Angeles and actor in Los Angeles who went thru rehab is a born again. It's just risky. Not only that, but I can't even write articles against anything left-wing at ALL. We're talking Obama, National Public Radio, marijuana, California Politics, etc. Plus I work with Nurses and they always fly off the handle for no good reason whatsoever & then proceed to make my life miserable @ work. I wrote the article to be harmless, e-mailed the link out to everyone (INCLUDING the Executive Producer/Writer of the TV show "Nurse Jackie") and then it had been changed. I hope they don't think I did it. I am constantly walking on eggshells. That's my life in Hollywood. Cheers! :) Smuggler