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edit Welcome!

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Welcome to the wondrous world of Uncyclopedia!

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:53, 26 April 2009 (UTC)


Who are you? Where did you come from? Zeitgeist 12:54, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
I jumped out from behind a dumpster. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:03, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
You shouldn't sneak up on a ghost! Zeitgeist 13:06, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Oh. Sorry. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:09, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the welcome by the way. Do you have any suggestions on what I could do around here? Zeitgeist 13:11, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
There's always Uncyclopedia:What You Can Do. Maybe you can check out some of the links to the left. Voting on VFH is always a good idea, but don't forget to read the article before you vote. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:16, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
I'll try out that voting thing. Thanks for the help. Zeitgeist 13:20, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
Good luck. Cheers! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:21, 26 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Your first template!

4cornersfamily
Roadside map

Greetings From Four Corners!!
Thanks for sending us a copy of A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction. Look at us! We're in four states simultaneously! We're headed to Waco, Texas next and we'll be visiting The Branch Davidian Compound Site and The Dr Pepper Museum. I hear they used to call Dr Pepper "Waco" because you could only find the stuff within the city limits. They say it was originally sold in a drug store as a brain tonic! We'll send you another postcard when we get to Mammy's Cupboard for some biscuits and gravy!

Don't expect anyone else's to be as elaborate or waste as much of your time!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

edit Nice userboxes

So I guess you're a girl... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:37, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

Do those dots suggest you want to rape me? Zeitgeist 08:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Maybe... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:39, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Ooh! You naughty boy! Zeitgeist 08:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Please forgive me. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
For wanting to have sex with me? I don't blame ya. Zeitgeist 08:49, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
You're hot! Need any help with stuff? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Pssst! Socky. She's a lesbian! You have no chance. -RAHB 08:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Well yeah, but I don't mind a penis up my vagina now and then. Zeitgeist 08:56, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Interesting. -RAHB 08:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
What are those penises doing in your sig? Zeitgeist 09:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
They're actually dildos, and it's a very very very long story. -RAHB 09:03, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
It involves our resident Jewish overlord and his sig. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:05, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like a nice story. How do I get a sig? Zeitgeist 09:07, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
There are several options, many of them involving sexual intercourse. -RAHB 09:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm always up for that. Zeitgeist 09:10, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
As we all are. Are you familiar with HTML at all? -RAHB 09:11, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
What's HTML? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
My exact question. Zeitgeist 09:12, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Sorry, was being ironic. I can get you a sig if you want. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I vote Socky do it. Look how sexy his sig is! If it weren't for the spinning dildos in my own sig, I'd be insanely jealous. -RAHB 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I want something bold, pink, with "Sexy Chick" in front of my name. Zeitgeist 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
It's on its way... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Your penis? Zeitgeist 09:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
HAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I made your sig page. All you need to do now is subst: it at your preferences. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:26, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Links would be helpful socky. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:28 3 May 2009
You just need to add {{subst:nosubst|User:Zeitgeist/sig}} in that signature thingy and mark the box below it. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:30, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Done. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 09:32, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Wow. That looks great! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 09:35, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Girl. Lesbian? Those two words just put you at the bottom of my social ordering. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:14 3 May 2009
And you are? Zeitgeist 09:15, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
We like to call him "That Scottish faggot." Isn't that right, Orion? -RAHB 09:17, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
God damn it! SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:19 3 May 2009
Oh wow...that's embarrassing. It was like...right there... -RAHB 09:22, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I am That Scottish Faggot. That's my whole personality, right there. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:18 3 May 2009
Oooh. You're gay. That explains everything. Zeitgeist 09:21, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
So are you really, you know?... It's I've never met one before. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:24 3 May 2009
You're afraid of girls, aren't you? Zeitgeist 09:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, not afraid as such. more like ignorant. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:29 3 May 2009
So you want to gain some experience is it? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 09:33, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh god no! No, I'm genuinly gay. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:38 3 May 2009
Too bad. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 09:41, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Socky, however, is genuinely straight, and genuinely well-endowed. -RAHB 09:43, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Believe me. I know. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:44 3 May 2009
I got you good, didn't I. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:46, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I'll never forget that night. /wipes away a single tear with one of Socky's multi coloured socks. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:47 3 May 2009
Wasn't Socky straight? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 09:52, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yes, as straight as can be. But if people want to suck my cock, who am I to say no to them? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:53, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah and it's just like being fingered by your girlfriend isn't it? With her fat fucking fingers. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 09:55 3 May 2009
O_o -RAHB 09:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
You guys crack me up. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
That's the idea! :D ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:06 3 May 2009

I want to add some images to my sig. But how? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:06, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

go here to alter your sig. that's what I meant by links earlier. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:08 3 May 2009
Oh yes, sorry. Edit conflict got me in a hurry. Uploading images can be done at Special:Upload and images can be added as [[File:yaddayaddayadda.whatever|amountofpixelspx]] and in sigs, I recall the images should be 15px. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:13, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Okay, I'll give it a go. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:14, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Success! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:27, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I added that kiss-my-ass image to your userpage. It's hot! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Ow, thanks. :) Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:31, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Eww! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:35 3 May 2009
Socky's hormones are spinning out of control. -RAHB 10:38, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Spinning like your dildos! Always spinning and twisting and vibrating... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:40 3 May 2009
What do you people do around here usually? Any fun pages to go to? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 10:45, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, generally we pretend to write articles. but mostly we do this. Piss around on talk pages. But if you want fun, try reading this and let me know what you think. Also voting on VFH is a good thing. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:48 3 May 2009
Hormones. Raging... Forum:Village Dump is also a nice place to go. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Do you want to send some of those hormones my way socky? and of course we have the Count to a million project. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 10:54 3 May 2009
You want my hormones? /injects Orian with hormones. Now how does that feel? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Also there's UN:CHAT. Look at that, Cowboy Bebop is on. -RAHB 11:02, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the tips. I hope Orian gets a turn-on from Socky's hormones. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:04, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Damnm it Socky you gave me breasts! I didn't want your hormone supliments, I wanted teh ones you weren't using! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:05 3 May 2009
Oh wait, those were my mother's hormones. My bad. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:08, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Boobs... You look so attractive now... RAWR! jumps on Orian Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:14, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
Arg! But I don't want to be a lesbian! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:17 3 May 2009
That doesn't matter anymore! You're mine now! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:20, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
I have a penis you know! You can't treat me like this! Nooooooooo! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:22 3 May 2009
You will gain experience, whether you like it or not! Yes! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:24, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
You're Scottish. She can treat you however she wants. -RAHB 11:25, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
But that's not my fault! I was born that way! You should be more tolerant! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 11:26 3 May 2009
You are my slave gurl now! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:28, 3 May 2009 (UTC)
And it's not my fault that I can push the Scots around due to living in a country that rules the world. I WAS BORN THAT WAY! -RAHB 11:29, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

And that's about enough obscenity for the day. See y'all later guys. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 13:03, 3 May 2009 (UTC)

O.O Ummmmm. I was never here. /backs away slowly. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:43, 6 May
Go get him Zeit! He likes lesbians. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 21:46 6 May 2009
I second that. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:50, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Yet another useless award

Mechthing Rabbi Techno awards you this lovely Mechanical Thing
because you voted for something I wrote to be featured.
Cheers!

Welcome Zeitgeist. Hope you stick around. I see you got the Sonic the Hedgehog fans already coming to your door for cups of sugar. My advice is that it is bad for their brains . Look forward to your contributions/comments/articles. It can be fun and also hard work as well. --Romartus 23:42, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Bgaaaah!

edit So are you really a lesbian?

Just want to clarify. It seems like such a strange thing to wanna be... :S ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:21 12 May 2009

Just like to say that I am joking, just wanted to see where you were. and if you were alright. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:39 12 May 2009

Don't mind Orian, he's just jealous. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN20:07, 12 May
NO U! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 20:08 12 May 2009

Yay! I'm back! Not for long though. You see, they are after me. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 11:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

They? Zombies? Lebians? Who's they? RUN! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 15:49 16 May 2009
jumps on Orian Run, Orian! Bring me to safety! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 15:59, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Ack! I can't run when you're on me! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:04 16 May 2009
I'll hold them off! Run, Orian! Take her to safety! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:06, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAA! More of them! We're surrounded! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:08, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Quickly! Upstairs! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:12 16 May 2009
Where do these motherfuckers keep coming from? /takes out a bazooka *BAM* *BOOM* Take that! *KABOOM* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh my god! Socky's blowing up the house! He's gone mad! And this was a great way to avoid the question! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:16 16 May 2009
They're coming with parachutes! We're doomed! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:17, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Quickly! The basement! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:19 16 May 2009
Oh no! They're crawling out of the ground! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:20, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Back upstairs back upstairs! Oh no! They've eaten socky! The lesbians are litterally eating him out! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:21 16 May 2009
Lesbians? These can not be lesbians! Get off me fucking maggots! /takes out a flamethrower DIE! DIE! DIE! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
To answer your question Orian, they're tiny little gnomes trying to invade my vagina. Oh my God! The house is burning down! What have you done, Socky? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:26, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Leasbians, zombies, they're all part of the devils legion. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:28 16 May 2009
My question was "are you a lesbian?" and your answer is "they're tiny little gnomes trying to invade my vagina" am I missing something? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:28 16 May 2009
By your question, I meant "Who's they?" Of course I'm a lesbian! Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:31, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Fucking gnomes! Get away from her legs! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:35, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh I see! It all makes sense to me now! Pulls out a shot gun and shoots Zeit in the face! Can I go to Heaven now mommy? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:36 16 May 2009
You shot Zeit! How could you? /aims flamethrower at Orian Burn in hell, faggot! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:40, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Well, since I'm actually a ghost, I'm immortal. Orian on the other hand... Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:41, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh... Still makes me wonder why Orian shot you though. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:52, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
AAAAAARRRRGRRGRGGRRGRGGR!!!! I don't want to be on fire! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:54 16 May 2009
And I don't like being shot at. kicks Orian in the nuts Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:58, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm telling teh authorities. This is a assault, and your gay so they might give you extra beatings. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:04 16 May 2009

Reality injection: Nothing of this ever happened, don't even try to remember it, you can't! I need to get going now. Bye Bye. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 17:08, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Awww! Bye-bye... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:28 16 May 2009
Don't let Orian scare you too much, he's just having his period. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:32, 16 May 2009 (UTC)
And aren't I entitled!? Honestly, you men, you're all so steamy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:33 16 May 2009

edit Congrats!

You've only been here for several weeks, and this is already one of the creepiest talk pages i've ever seen. Well done! Saberwolf116 03:00, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes but it's also packed with action! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:03 18 May 2009
Albeit strange action. Also, it's 3:00 AM on your time Orian, why are you still up? Get back in bed! Saberwolf116 03:05, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Actually its four. And I am in bed, meargly awake. Been watching CSI all day and night, for what it's worth. -0- I'm not even sleepy. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:08 18 May 2009
Christ, how do you get your daily dose of penis? Saberwolf116 03:32, 18 May 2009 (UTC)
Dailly? You think just because I'm gay I'm some kind of slapper? In my dreams... ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:29 18 May 2009
It isn't that hard; you need only ask. Saberwolf116 22:25, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Fatdrunkstupid Oi! My mate, Petie would just like to thank you!

Why, only fuck knows, I’m just the messenger – don’t shoot me! Cos that’s the problem with you people, you’ve all got it out for us, just cos we don’t have jobs you think we’re like, or even are, the scum of the Earth! And we’re not, you know, we’re people too. Just because we don’t have your fancy foreign cars and, fuckin’, sued shoes or whatever. We’re only out of pocket because you’ve taken all the fuckin’ jobs first! If it bothers you so much why don’t you donate your job to Oxfam and we could pick it up for bargain prices? Eh? Bet you don’t like that idea though because then we’d be the ones looking down on you! you fucking, lazy, tax-stealing, jobless scum!

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 14:29 18 May 2009

edit Hallo...?

You here? Want to see what you think to my new article. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:32 26 May 2009

Yes I'm here. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:39, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Yay! :) ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:40 26 May 2009
jumps on Orian Let's go on another adventure. XD Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:44, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Argh! Now I remember why I don't come here! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:45 26 May 2009
hugs Orian Don't worry, I was just joking. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:51, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Yeah it's OK. Even if you are a girl. And gay. I don't mind, but God does. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 16:53 26 May 2009
Actually, God was killed by the present Zeitgeist. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 16:58, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
No no, the credit must go to Dawkins. Liek in that stroy where the little boy kills the giant he did what we all thought impossible. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:00 26 May 2009
Dawkins is just some smartass twat. The Zeitgeist is to blame for God's death. As you are undoubtedly aware of, "Zeitgeist" refers to the ethos of an identified group of people, that expresses a particular world view which is prevalent at a particular period of socio-cultural progression. Thus we are all to blame for God's death. Yes, God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 19:10, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
I was kidding. Were you? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:12 26 May 2009
No. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 19:13, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh. /me runs away from conversation (never a good topic to discuss when trying to get to know someone). Thanks for the vote on Nursery! I really apreciate it! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:16 26 May 2009
I need to go now. kisses Orian goodbye Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 19:18, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
/Wipes cheek yucky girls... See you around! Have fun! ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 19:19 26 May 2009
Epic Nietzsche reference! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:02, 26 May 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, Socky. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 18:53, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for your vote, cutie

I greatly appreciate it. You will recieve one of them fancy templates if this one gets featured :) Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:05 May 26 '09

Thanks for noticing my cuteness. Sexy Chick Red kissZeitgeistKiss my ass 18:55, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks thank tank!!!

Sticklady I have to thank you all again

Because you voted for my page about my Nursery to get featured on the front page of the internet and that’s really awesome because Mummy got me a new toy! Although she did tell me never to pee in the sandpit again.

~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 08:47 27 May 2009

edit Thanks

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

and also:

Bobanddoug1 So, uhm, thanks for votin' for my article, "I Like Cats (The Other White Meat)", eh? Like, maybe if you're not busy later you could come by, and I'll fry up some back bacon on the Coleman, and we can have a beer and talk. Unless you don't drink, eh? Cuz like I don't want to push you off the wagon or nothin'. I got some Tim Horton's coffee too, eh? Beauty.
~ Todd Lyons

I'm much obliged.  :) --T. (talk) 20:50, 31 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

I love you too, Zeit! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

What part of "lesbian" don't you understand? Poor delusional Sock... Saberwolf116 22:29, 1 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Sank you ya otta!

Egyptiantaxidriver
Egyptiantaxi
Hamboozoo Lawi Boozoo want to say sank you, ya otta!

You gived your voice to make za interfiew on za front page. So I want to say sank you... Want to see my brobelor? I also take you to za byramids and show you good time, and for you only 10 American dollars. No, wait! Come back! I want money! What do I tell to little Ahmad when he says ya baba, get food?...
Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:38 June 3 '09

edit Thankies

Antdoctor "Feeling any pain yet, Mrs. Davis?"

Necropaxx is delighted to thank you for your For vote on his recent rewrite, Antbortion.

Remember, kids, this is what happened to your would-be brother Jeffy. Go kick your parents for him, why don't you?

Necropaxx (T) {~} 15:32, Jun 4

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Voight
A couplet from Billy the Kid:

Your vote's put another notch on my gun,
Historical revisionism has never been such fun.

Thanks for your vote! IronLung 02:21, 8 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Preemptive Thanks

edit Thank you from the trainyards

User:POTR/ITTE Pup

edit Well Hello!

Godzillainjapan STOMPING THROUGH THE FABRIC OF YOUR SOCIETY

Seriously though, where would you be without me? Would drama ever be the same again? It's so very simple. The great monster rises from the water and pauses dramatically while shimmering in the moonlight. He slowly looks into the camera and utters a deep resonating scream that encompasses all our deepest fears. Spotlights search the dark horizon to find his massive hulk of reptilian glory a mere kilometer from the heart of the great industrial city. Slowly, the great beast steps onto dry land and his rein of terror begins. Buildings crumble before him as he appears to be endlessly searching for something. Something to appease unknown demonic desires as yet to be defined. Of course, it's really just an act. The confused searching thing gets em' all nervous, that's for sure. The bottom line is simple. Please don't use atomic weapons, OK? Your vote for Godzilla vs. Vaginus is a step in the right direction and hopefully some measure of your mammalian guilt will be relieved. Thank you so much. ;-) xxx Gojira

And thanks for the vote M'lady --DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:52, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit A miserable thanks

Thank you for supporting! (In case you need a translation, here's one.) MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:06 14 Sep 2009]

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Raiders-of-the-lost-ark-1 Hey Look! It's only filled with happy sand guys!!
I swear to god, we're going to lose this war if Hitler keeps sending me on these ridiculous wild goose chases. We wasted a whole year running around Europe to look for the Spear of Destiny and all we found was a bunch of people who claimed to own it. We must have killed fifty people and all we have is a truck full of worthless, rusty spear heads and rotting wooden poles to show for it! Now it looks like we'll be spending 1942 finding out how many people have an Ark of the Covenant and collecting a pile of dusty, acacia wood furniture for the Fuhrer in the process. This is not why I became a Nazi. The bling with all the swastikas is nice but I look like Black Leather Jacket Dork when I'm standing here in this dark, musty craphole with the likes of Captain Doofus and Towel Head Priest Guy!

You have lots of templates! You get loved long time for vote!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:43, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit The Doctor

Alotofdoctors

All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you

for supporting the featured article on the Doctor.
Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming.
The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out.
He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation.

That's brilliant, isn't it?

I say, would you like a jelly baby?

Thank you for supporting! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[01:41 19 Sep 2009]

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