User talk:Zaui

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edit Welcome

Hello, Zaui, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or the use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

You may also want to read Uncyclopedia:How To Get Started Editing.
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List of New Users--Hrodulf - 20:26, 31 May 2006 (UTC)

edit Welcome to UnNews

Thanks for contributing the Zidane article... your sister is a funny topic. One little detail: UnNews article titles are formatted with only the first word and proper nouns capitalized. There's a quick thing you can read at Help:How to write an UnNews article, and some other stuff about formatting and such if you need advice. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:33, 6 September 2006 (UTC) I extend my personal welcome to UnNews, and the compulsory blessing:

It pleases me that you've so enjoyed being blessed. Go forth and subtract from the sum total of human knowledge, sure in step and flatulent in sound. Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:53, 8 September 2006 (UTC)

edit Greetings

Hey don't worry about having stuff deleted, it happens to everyone. Sometimes we have to be tough to try and keep the quality levels up, there's so much gets submitted everyday that its difficult to judge the fine line between crap and potential. Keep going, the more you write the better you'll get, and thats good for Uncyclopedia. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit Fellow South Valleyer

Helloo!!! I am from D-Rape! I wrote articles on SLC and Draper, and am planning one on Millcreek. w00t! Sir Àrd-Easbaig Gearcemeanaigh Mac Ádhaimh, UmP (Talk - Articles) Icons-flag-ie-Icons-flag-us KUN SEXY WH

edit Now

Now when you change your sig on zaui/sig it'll automatically change all over the place.-- Sir Severian Severian1 CUN (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut 22:43, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

Yep. Knew that, just didn't realize it wasn't pasting the template before. Thanks again for the help. - Zaui TALK MUN - 22:47, 5 October 2006 (UTC)

edit Merry Kaizum Me!

Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:14, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

edit Now, Turn Left!

Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 07:46, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

edit Sandy City, Utah

Welcome back after many years! Unfortunately, by adding double-square-brackets as you did, you created a link to a nonexistent Uncyclopedia article. This article has many red-links, and you would be doing a big service if you would remove the brackets where warranted — and an even bigger service if you would make this article read like an entry in an encyclopedia rather than a stand-up comedy act (that is, take it out of the first person). Cheers! Spıke ¬ 20:38 13-Aug-14

It's supposed to read like a really eager resident has written an encyclopedia article about their hometown. I fixed the red links - there used to be none (except for the resident section), but some of the articles pointed to had been deleted. - Zaui TALK MUN - 21:12, August 13, 2014 (UTC)

This happens from time to time! Thank you. Spıke ¬ 21:24 13-Aug-14

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