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edit Newb Concept

I don't understand. Hey im kinda overwriting this noobs artcile because im obiously more important and would like to ask you how do i create a new article and how do i advance in the rankings, ADOGG222 only guy more awesome than you sophia and chuck norriss combined

Hey Zana! I noticed you haven't touched this since June 30th and I hope you're not sick or off saving Koala bears from extinction or something, but my question/concept is Sooo important that I'll leave a comment for future response (from you or anyone else really). How do I start my own cult? (I figure you might have some insight 'cause all of your followers absolutely love you!)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03:24, November 18, 2009 (UTC) (<-- Newb Project) (Newb Antagonist -->)

Well, I have been lurking around here and there... making wierd noises and stuff. I had often thought of creating my own cult, but BAH! I'm lazy. This was my lame attempt once upon a time (I never fully developed my concept) and it has just kind of been a place for me to keep track of my noobs.
First you need to set up a main page that would serve as the cult's homepage. Create the pages in your userspace, like User:Happytimes/Join My Cult. Maybe make some cool templates, come up with a catchy name and/or theme. After you polish up your cult's manifesto or gameplan, use it to recruit users. You can link to it in the forums and on talk pages to spread the word. Make sure you include a place for people to sign up or a member roster. And don't for get to make it funny!
Hope this helps :)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:34, 18 November 2009
P.S.: Another good cult to check out is Der Unwehr.
As always, awesome advice from the (noob) trainer master. I may have started something with my templates pages, but it's still an undeveloped concept. I'll let you know if when it hits puberty. I'll have to figure out what the forums are one of these days. I kinda like doing things before I read the rules. Again, infinity-plus-one thank yous!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:01, November 19, 2009 (UTC)

edit Semi-rape, because you kept the last message...

Because, you know, rape is funny and stuff. CthulhuPh'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!Cthulhu 09:49, November 18, 2009 (UTC)

Indeed it is. Especially the prison variety.  :D  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:19, 24 November 2009
They have prison rape variety shows?!? I'm never gonna get cable now...!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10:47, November 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

for voting for me. I must say, you're audios are the balls, and up to half the dick. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:48, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit Frida Kahlo

I have added some more references today and a few changes - nothing drastic. Do you think it is ready for a VFH run ? One thing I was going to suggest was to drop the Uncyclopedia references and perhaps say 'working on comedy websites' or something less specific. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:04, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

Looks good. Thanks for all the help.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:07, 5 December 2009

edit About the template...

Now that the member count is on the grow, would it be easiest to change the default template a bit? As it won't be a maintenance template, it's easier if we won't have to explain to dozens of people it is not one. I know this might not be a problem but just in case. Also, I haven't come up with a really convincing header for the dept yet, let's see if I will. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:10, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

Specifically, "removed from site" should be changed to something like "set free of all responsibility" - or maybe change the form a bit to concern the author of the article? It's basically good now but I somehow would like it to point to actual people as perjurors of things, rather than to the article. What if it was proclaimed having "suffered irreparable damage in the hands of the author(s), who hereby will be called to court to answer for their misdeed"? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:18, December 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Some legal shit

Which way to go now? If you made more templates like "SUMMONS" etc. as I suggest on the talk page of the dept., I could swap those for the templates now on the articles I have put them on. Then you could just leave the original template as it is now, except change the text so that it doesn't resemble a maintenance template, for instance to read something like dis dat wuz here.

-- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 16:14, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I'm in chat right now if you want Q&A for a concise version of all the shit I've been writing all over the place. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 18:35, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks a lot!

H1N1 influenza virus You voted to make H1N1 a front-page story!

Exposing millions to fear and spreading paranoia! And now the story has mutated! Misinformation everywhere! ...thanks a lot!!!

Sir Roger 00:46, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Uncyclopedia Legal Department

UnLegal
YOUR REGISTRATION WAS SUCCESSFUL
In accordance with the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, I hereby verify your membership. You are now legally official and stuff. Cheers!  22:22, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

I don't see any reason why you shouldn't get one of these. And as serjeant-at-law is from serviens ad legem, the law recognizes the right of a Queen's serjeant to writ, the right of latae sententiae, to recognize in situ elevatium to venire facias de novo or appoint the minister of an encyclopedic ministry of law, by the will of Sophia. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:42, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

What he said.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  06:24, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Subpagesters

Hi Zana! Using those subpage templates - do I just create a subpage like I normally would, (with the /subpagetitle) and then add the template there and so forth, or is there some mechanism inherent to the templates? I guess the former. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:56, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

OK, that one got cleared. Thanks anyway! -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:05, December 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo that one template

Hi, the one used in mainspace (the one above there ^ ): I would like it better if it had a similar - but maybe thinner - set of outlines as the one I've put on the subpages now. Would it be OK to change it? The yellow somehow clashes with my idea of a legal document. It may also be a matter of taste only - so if you like it like it is now, I won't argue. Otherwise the templates now are really neat.

Another thing: might be an interesting idea to set up a subpage for complaints and demands - for instance, someone might have a demand/suggestion for a new law, or complaint against another user - that way we would get inspiration for actual working content. Although I thought of this more as an idea where the articles get some extra content from the legal department, I see no reason why some corny user-against-user problems might not be dealt with by the Dept. I rest my case. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:13, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

What if we set up a legal affidavit template with some pre-rendered text? Tell me what you think of this and let's cook the text up together if you like it. There might be two: suggestion and complaint. Then we could start telling people that if they have reason to complain (careful not to do it with too stiff users though) they can turn to the Dept. for legal assistance. Then we could submit the case to someone who's willing to script the court case based on it. Might be more fun to others than trying to come up with laws and stuff. We would thereby set up some mock drama, it might even be healthy. Or sick. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:16, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
UnLegal
DO YOU HAVE A COMPLAINT?
The Uncyclopedia Legal Department will do all in its power to serve you in setting all your legal considerations back to their rightful state. Our fees are not as exorbitant as you might imagine.

All improvements to any texts and ideas are welcome - I just spit them out the way they occur to me. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:31, December 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit The what and the what?

You told me yesterday in chat the welcome template and some other, or something, need more legal-looking texts for them. It later occurred to me you would like me to write them. I will, if that's what you meant. Just let me know. Oh yes and which ones were they? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 06:59, December 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Newb Antagonist

Hey Zana, Multiliteralist is stay being mean to me here, disgusted here, because of here. It's Unlegal! Please to be make hims stops!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:18, December 10, 2009 (UTC) (<-- Newb Concept)(Newb Proposal -->)

Well, as Head of Department I'll have to assume a bipartisan stance in order to preside over the hearings. Let me know after the completion of the full affidavits from both sides involved and then we will commence with the court proceedings as per Unlegal Code 41: Chapter 22, Statute 3.6.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:49, 11 December 2009
Public Bestiality Unbecoming of a Minor?!?!?!?!?
Oh wait, I was looking at 3.5, sorry. I guess we'll just have to wait for our day in court.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05:10, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
OK, I restored the page from my userspace to here. I have no further affidavits to file - UNLESS HAPPYTIMES ANSWERS AGAIN. It is unthinkable he should have the final word in the affidavit drama. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:28, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
I'm a workin' on it. If you look at the edit for the page you can see some notes... but don't respond to them until they're posted and visible please.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:48, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Case forwarded to the judge and jury

Happytimes might want to add another affidavit - but he can do it later as well. Here's what I think now, and a link to the court session construction page. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:17, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'll finish my response soon enough I suppose.... After sleep time; Oh boy! That's where I'm a viking!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:48, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
All right, I have no more affidavits to file. About "evidence", my opinion is it's best left to be mentioned in the transcript, for instance "At this point Multiliteralist provided as evidence his mother's brasserie, which on closer study was revealed as a C-cup model. The attorney of Happytimes (Happytimes him/herself I presume) then accused Multiliteralist of possible falsifying..." and so cetera. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:52, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Klink to the transcript composition page: User:Multiliteralist/Multi_vs_Happy1. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 11:54, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Graphic

I've been laughing for about five minutes. I've put your uploaded Creamy graphic on my user page (In Context!!) and just wanted to thank you for this rare find and for putting it on uncy.Aleister in Chains 03:17, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

Yes! Awesome, spread that lovin' all around (pun intended).  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:34, 12 December 2009

edit Dicks everywhere

Multiliteralist doesn't believe you have a raging boner. Care to set him straight? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:18, December 12, 2009 (UTC)

That's easy. Dead-kennedysFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys 08:03, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Nice sig Colin... Me likey.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:33, 12 December 2009
Oh all right, I stand corrected. So, um --- you want me to suggest Sir Paul McCartney can suck Zana_Dark's dick? But it would be pukey for her. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 09:32, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
Truth be told, there is something kind of sexy about Walri. Maybe it's the mustache.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:14, 13 December 2009

edit Heads and Tails

A trivial matter, but law is nothing if not trivial. As you're listed as Department Head of Uncyclopedia Legal Department and as Dr. Happytimes is listed as Department Tail, it seems to me both fitting and proper that your name be at the head of the list (which it is), and Happytimes at the tail end, or foot, of the list (which it was but now is not). Also I think the joke would work better. Any objection to me moving it? Ex pede Herculem. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:44, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

I have no problem with that, but new users will generally add their names to the bottom of the list automatically.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:43, 14 December 2009
No problem here either. (P.S. Been workin' on sum stuff for legal....)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  07:45, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
I'm pretty busy for the next few days. Court will be back in session then.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:50, 14 December 2009
I want a raise. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Here's two cents. Don't you know that you need to file a proper complaint to get a raise? See, that's why you're unpaid. Oh, and can I get a latté, please? ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:09, 14 December 2009
Here you are! Can I have a raise now? -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 08:11, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
I think I deserve at least the two bits that Happytimes gets paid. Oh, and they were out of lattes so I got you a Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice. With a cherry on top. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:15, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Come on Syn you know the two bits is the standard we all get paid just for being on the Unsych staff. I think I should get a raise too. Zana, I think I should get at least two-cents for being an Unlegal Unlawyer too!!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:42, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit Newb Proposal

UnLeDept UN:LEGAL Legal Department
Has happily summoned you to review "The Proposal".
"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

I, User:Happytimes, have been giving this new-fangled Unlegal department some of my best thoughts lately. Some things have come to mind... (Lawyers speak in third person right?) Ahem, ~H~ *CA* lack of organization, *CA* no legal dictionary set-up yet, *CA* lack of significant pay for ~H~. See summons if it be to please you. (<-- Newb Antagonist) (Newb Case? -->)

Nice! work on the Unlegal category pages Zana! I'm so glad I procrastinated long enough not to do it. That was a lot of work and I appreciate it!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  04:42, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit EGAoEitDoM

Wow! You like me! You really like me! Thanks so very much for your nom and vote for Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation. I love how you put it: "He preaches the news like nobody's business." That alone, such high praise from such as yourself, gives me some bragging rights. cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:13, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

Well, someone's gotta give that damn Todd Lyons a run for his money, don't you think?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:11, 17 December 2009

edit Thanks, for the memories

Thanks for you vote Zana, you've made my day (and hopefully my night). Gives me the confidence to not jump off the City Hall roof at midnight on Festivus Eve, as I had planned. Aleister in Chains 00:14, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit Newb Case?

That template/award is Awesome! Just awesome sauce all the way around. So I can assume Unlegal is 4¢ in the hole now?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02:38, December 16, 2009 (UTC) (02:29, December 16, 2009) (<-- Newb Proposal)(Newb Vote of Confidence -->)

Well, technically 6¢ after I was bribed by Syndrome. Butt don't worry, I have plenty of shiny ass pennies to go around!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:46, 16 December 2009
I like how "shiny assed pennies" are the butt of that joke.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09:21, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit I did this

Uncyclopedia_Legal_Department/Cases is there now. etc etc Please see dept. talk page for a more clear version of this. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 07:59, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

I helped! I HELP HELP HEP IT! Well, I helped with this part User:Multiliteralist/Multi vs Happy1 anyway.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  09:20, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

edit Explain, please

Please let me know why you did this. I'd prefer my talk pages, especially archived versions, not be changed, but you may have a good reason for it. If not, I just might file a lawsuit. I'm part of the Uncyclopedia Legal Department, you know, and you'd be afraid if you knew the awesome power wielded by our department head. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:55, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I should have gave you a heads up, but I figured you would understand my edit summary. Anyhoo, the template I removed was causing your talk page archive to be categorized as unlegal, which would indicate an improper use of the aforementioned template. (I'm trying to purge all of the user talk pages from the UnLegal category. I should have just replaced the template in the first place, but we were still working out the details of which templates do what.
BLAH! Long story short is the templates are for categorizing, and that was the wrong one for there.... Cool?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:37, 17 December 2009
Understand an edit summary? I want at least 500 pages of legal documentation. On second thought, no I don't. (Seriously, I like your fix; thanks!) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:24, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Madman Madame...

Meet me in chat if you have time please. Nothing urgent or necessary so don't feel compelled. Yours, the Space Attorney -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 10:05, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

In fact if you're in now I'd like to chat a second. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 19:05, December 17, 2009 (UTC)

edit Congratulations on your artistic achievement


I have no more right to give this to you than anyone else, but it makes me feel special. So feel special yourself already. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:48, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

What he said, only feel more special.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02:18, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

edit Newb Vote of Confidence

Thanks for helping me out here with the other types of voting buttons (I swear I did a really long search for buttons & didn't see any of those.) I've got a question though, if I've got the others categorized as "positive," "neutral" and "negative" how should I categorize these

(Symbol possible vote I guess. Symbol opinion vote I think Symbol question Question. Symbol wtf vote WTF?)

since they don't seem to fit in those categories? Opinion? Snark? (I don't think they go into "neutral" because they're not grey.) Do people even use these while voting? or do they just use them for commenting on people's talk pages? Inquiring minds want to know.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:26, December 28, 2009 (UTC) (<-- Newb Case?)

They are used to annoy people while voting, and on talk pages and in forums use them however you wish.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:29, 28 December 2009
Ah, very very good. I'll have to consider that next time I'm a votin'. (I guess I'll categorize them as Noidz or Snark or Feedback Requested or something like that.)
P.S. any particular way you want me to vote on anything? We could throw an election in a second or third world country if you like....  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:39, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
You can vote however you want, but try to make it funny. As a matter of principal I try not to vote 'against' anything written by a 'friend' or 'associate' of mine (or any regular contributors really), unless I feel it is an invalid nomination (as in, total garbage). You don't have to vote on everything and in fact, I wouldn't comment at all, unless it was A) helpful or B) funny. Just a little bit to help curb the site drama. Oh, except for butter you have to vote for butter.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:20, 28 December 2009
P.S.: I made this in your honor.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:13, 28 December 2009
Oh, I generally try to vote as little as possible... unless it's to save good stuff from VFD.
Man! you stole my thunder with the categorizing! (It's a good thing too, me being lazy & all.) I love the Ambivalent as a subset of the category, and the {{meh}} is just precious. Thanks for rounding up the other symbols too. You're the best!
I was gonna put the subsets into their own categories as well (positive/neutral/negative/ambivalent), but now I'm not so sure they need it, but if they do can I do it? Can I, Can I, Can I? (I need the practice, or learning stuffs, or something.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:10, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
The whole Category:Templates needs cleanup. Its a good (massive) place to start - I say pick a sub-category and go. If you're up for it, that is... Lemme know if you have questions.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:14, 29 December 2009
Don't I know it! Er, actually I don't. Not very well at least. I'll figure it out. If not I'll ask questions. That would have been funnier as a run on sentence. No it wouldn't. Stream of thought concisenessess should be edited. Or something. 'Night!
Oh yeah, I'm totally up for it (unless I get distracted again, need to finish creating my userspace at some point, start that template cult, finish Carebears, get featured, you know the usual....)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  08:26, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
Q: How would you classify Snowman.?
A: The Aristocrats! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:46, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Very nice of you to take the time, appreciated. It looks very good, and I'll ring in the New Year with it. I'm not good with code, and have picked up a lot of code education using this site. Hope you have a good New Decades Eve tonight, party like it's 2099. Danks again, Aleister in Chains 13:13, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Cool, I am glad you like it. *Note: I changed the logo to a guitar, feel free to revert if you want.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:42, 31 December 2009
Hi, and thanks again. Been trying to replicate the code, it keeps coming up as an error. Will print it out here and if you would can you see if you can tell where I've gone wrong. The guitar's is nice, but I do like the color of the other dot-mobile-windchime-startreetopper. OK, let's see if this works, {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Aleister in Chains/sig}} <font style=''color: sienna;font-size:9px;''>{{subst:CURRENTTIME}},{{subst:CURRENTDAY}}{{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}}{{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font> Thanks again, whoops, looks like the code will appear where my signature goes, so I can't sign anything or else it will change my sig throughout the entire wiki!
Hi, no , wasn't that, I'd already removed them. If you have a few moments could you go back over the code you left on my talk page, commas and periods and spacings and all, to see if it's accurate, then I';; try to replicate it again. Hope you had a great new decade's, and again congrats on the wotm! User:Aleister in Chains 19:22, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Did you put the tags in there too? those are for fomatting only:
Aleister AIClogo 19:04, 1 January 2010

 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:04, 1 January 2010

May have bounced over your comments. What's a tag? Told ya I wasn't good with code, but if I can work this out it's a very nice signature, all blackety and stuff. User:Aleister in Chains 19:26, January 1, 2010 (UTC)


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I left another message on your talk page, try copying and pasting the text above into your signature input in your preferences panel.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:41, 1 January 2010

Zana, you've been wonderful doing all of this. Thanks, and very appreciative. I'll give it another go tomorrow. Just spent a fun hour or so working on an unnews item, Kennedy Assassination Solved, which used up my uncy energy for the day. Danks again. User:Aleister in Chains 23:40, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit That Monthly Award

Jack Black & Elmo

Thanks For Buying Our Book!
Me and Elmo take bodily functions seriously and If you enjoyed Menstruation: A Guide For Men, be sure to check out these other books in our series:
Why Is There Blood In My Toilet? BOOGER! (With Oscar The Grouch)

And a pre-celebration for you getting WOTM!! I would have voted for you but when I saw the score at double digits to squat I figured I'd just lurk and personally congratulate you before everyone else.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:28, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! I've been wanting this award for soooo long!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:05, 1 January 2010
Congratulations! According to Uncyclopedia Law, Article 19 Section 13, Subsection 2005-316, you now have the right to add the appropriate template to your user page. Compassrose Serjeant-at-Law WHY??? (legal consultations)  17:55, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
I thought Article 19 Section 13, Subsection 2005-316 allowed one to beat orphans with a fish?!?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 01:17 (UTC)
I should have clarified. You are correct if you're speaking of Volume XII. I was referring to Uncyclopedia Law Volume V, Article 19 Section 13, Subsection 2005-316. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:19, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, that makes sense now. Thanks for clarifying that.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  02 Jan 2010 @ 02:39 (UTC)

edit All of the stuff

Congratulationsises on the award, from what I've seen in my short time here, well deserved. Take it out for a walk and buy it a drink. --more on the sig. above-- User:Aleister in Chains9, January 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit UotM thanks

edit Hi

Wassup? —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 23:29, 3 January 2010 (UTC)

Hey howyadoin? Havin' a happy new year so far?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:48, 4 January 2010
I guess...school starts in, like, 2 days though. :( —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 04:53, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, that's my b-day. Sucks for you though. ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:56, 4 January 2010
Oh really? That's cool. Happy birthday for then, since I probably won't be around as much later this week. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:01, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
Sure, ignore Uncyclopedia for school, I see how it is. When I was your age, I skipped school so I could play with my computer all day. Not that you should do that, or anything, I'm just saying.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:11, 4 January 2010
Nah, I'm too addicted to this place to leave for very long. :P Luckily, my Digital Art class has internet access, and my school district hasn't found out Uncyc exists yet. I hope. 0_o —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
Well, enjoy it while you can. I have worse than school - I work! Full time too, it's horrible. I can't use the internet at all and the there's always some customer asking a question or something! LOLZ  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 05:24, 4 January 2010
lol, sounds like Fisher Price would come in handy there. go eat shit fuckers —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:28, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

edit Newb Lawlings

Sign here?  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 06:02 (UTC)

edit Walrus Story

I like your I_am_the_walrus Zana but looks incomplete. Was there more to come ? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:54, January 5, 2010 (UTC)

I was having trouble expanding it. I can take another look now that it's been awhile. I think I need to do some more research (other than playing Beatles Rock Band).  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:50, 5 January 2010
There, have a look-see... Feel free to work your magic as well, I always appreciate your input!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:23, 5 January 2010
Hi Zana have added another paragraph with some absurd speculation about who was the Pornographic Priestess. I don't know if it fits that well but might help to expand the article in another direction. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:48, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
I love it! Thank you so much!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:51, 6 January 2010

edit Hey, you voted for my article on VFH and helped make it a feature.

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And I'm too lazy to make a proper template for it. Thanks! sausage lol 19:04, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

edit Butter

I'm glad Butter made main page tomorrow. I'm a vegan, but still, yay! I'll get around to the signature fix, code scares me and I must get drunk first. Aleister in Chains Day by day, MMX

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