User talk:Zana Dark/archive06

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edit Sig question

How do I change the color of the time/date after my sig?--SBQ3.JPGSmokin' Cheddar BBQ: The King of the Triangular Snackfoods16:57, 5 May 2009

Use this: <font color="darkred" style="font-size:9px;">{{subst:CURRENTTIME}} {{subst:CURRENTDAY}} {{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}</font>
Instead of the 3 'small' tags you are using now.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:05, 5 May 2009

edit Music to my ears?

Hey zana check out this link: soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 

How the hell did you find that??? Hillarious!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:42, 5 May 2009

Me and my friends do sound editing and are graphic kids, we were working on a project and it kinda happened. soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 

edit I need comments on my work!!!!!!!!!!

I like to have some comments on my work. Here is my edit address. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Varunthepatriot (talk • contribs)

Answered on user talk page.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:45, 5 May 2009


Image moved to userpage gallery

soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 

You're not the Thinkerer!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:06, 11 May 2009

edit Meat

I'm kinda stuck, I've been busy. Maybe if you have ideas, could you help me out?  Steak.gifTALK  FRESH MEAT   talk to me 03:58 10 May 2009

I see where you're going. Let me think about it and I'll make some edits.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:09, 11 May 2009

edit Unchub my heart

It is with the utmost respect for you Ms Dark that I urgently write to you forethwithe. Makest no mistaketh, this letter, heretofore rendered digitally was tendered manually, on pen an parch, I assure you. Please do not not take me for not having my wits without with me for I am surely as sane as I am regularly less loquacious. I beg you read on and I shall relate to you my purpose with great haste.

It was a dark and eerie eve that begins this tale. However it was not this night but the very next night which was a rather pleasant day followed by mild temperatures and a warm desert breeze with a looming crescent moon perched o'er the mountains. All in all I found this night quite refreshing. In any case, it was then and there, I began fumbling existentially through this curious site. Intrigued, and also kind of gassy, I digitally thumbed the leaves of this most curious un-site. I went chubbeth and decided to put my sock away while the urge to read on compelled me further and further into the knowledge presented.

Alas, ass I read on, my heart pounded out a thundrous calamity within my chest! "Why.." I proclaimeth, "..this is not knowledge attall! But merely an stunningly sophomoric nexus of ill-spent vim! I careened through un-article after another whose subjects were too infantile to repeat. I wondered aloud "Did I lock the door before I left?" But then I returned to the topic at hand and thought "Is that really her in her pic because as weird as all this shite is, she is kind of favourable?"

I turned from my despair, from whose haunts I am oft times wont to venture like a banished peasant of the night returning to his do-jo. I spread my laptop out on my bed, wide. I let my hands gently fall to the center and played the keys softly. Over and over I pushed, harder and harder on the keys, clicking, and clacking, clacking, and clacking, more and harder. harder. I kept clicking the keys until this page was in view. I pushed harder and deeper than before. I felt this unsite coil around me like a hot glove. I picked it up and penetra----end of letter I.

With vivaciousness and a sprig of manly arm scent,

-- 08:17, 11 May 2009 (UTC)

Wow, I am completely swept off my feet at the brilliance and craft of your penmanship, good sir. Why, never in my 28 young years have I been wooed with sheer cleverness and eloquence of speech. Please forgive me if I swoon, but my knees do feel a bit weak. To answer your question: Yes it is me in the pic. Minus the moustache... and the blond hair (it's black), and I look more asian/hispanic. I shall forward this response to you in the hopes that we may converse again soon.
 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:37, 11 May 2009

edit Newb Responsibilities

Hi Zana, you Improved My Work (ABC Gum) and so I've come for you to adopt me (see if you've saved someone's life you're responsible for them). I sorta just dived in without taking baby steps, and aside from figuring out what to do with my user space what I want to know this: how do I whore myself out for awards and adulation? --Happytimes are here! 12:33 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Answered on user talk page.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:40, 11 May 2009
Hey Zana, thanks for the response & advice! I guess I copied 85% (+/- 23%) of your user page because I though it was pretty cool and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery I'm lazy (and learning). I should maybe just reference your page instead of giving credit yes? I love it when ideas explode in my head like a Gremlin in a microwave! When I next author a work I will be sure to ask for some feedbacks & stuffs. --Happytimes are here! 05:17, 12 May 2009 (UTC)
No worries. You actually remind me of me way back when I was a nooblette, so it's rather fitting that you copied my page straight into yours. I can help you edit it to personalize it for you, and we should probably add some links to your signature, maybe jazz it up with an image or two.  ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 13:35, 12 May 2009

edit Guess the fuck what!

Yesterday, I was browsing through Gamestop and i found a copy of Warhammer 40k sguad command(mouth full, yes?)(he he, "mouth full")and it had online play. I thought it would be fun to make fun of the people who enjoy this. was it fun? Fuck ya, owning n00bs with a chainsaw is fun. I got kicked of the server for "Blasphemy against the emperior." These kids are nerds. soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 15:30, 11 May 2009

Ahhhh hahhahhaha, is that like Total Annihilation?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:37, 11 May 2009

edit Bgaaaah!

edit Dio

Looks like people have had a field day with it. Thanks for cleaning it back up to what looks like the featured version.  :) --T. (talk) 16:01, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem. Just keep churning out the great articles, man... LOVE your stuff!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:10, 13 May 2009
Thank you, that's a wonderful compliment to receive. I'll certainly try.  :) --T. (talk) 16:25, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

edit check out my article

check out my new article on Blarging soviotkandyland | ())crayola))> 

Looks good! I made a few edits...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:23, 17 May 2009

edit The Adoption Offer

Thanks for the offer, and I'd greatly appreciate it if you showed me around and gave me some help :). I basically need most help with the formating and such. --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 09:23, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

Cool, I'd love to adopt you. I imagine you already have a good handle on basic formatting, if not that link should help. Feel free to ask me any specific questions you have... And let me know what you're working on and I can help you edit.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:58, 17 May 2009

edit hi Zana!

Thanks fer addin' images and such to The Bourne Pottery Class. --THE 20:09, 17 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem, I kinda think it could be feature-worthy!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:24, 17 May 2009

edit My article

My article, Bad Directions is ready to be edited, revised, improved, and critically torn apart --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 00:28, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

I THINK THE ARTICLE IS FANTASTIC! I have something special planned for it... It's a surprise. Just give me a lil bit to work on it.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:14, 19 May 2009

edit On another note

A question I've been meaning to ask someone for quite a while. In all my time here at uncyclopedia, I still havnt figured this one out. What is that object being skewered in the "uncyclomedia commons" logo? I think it's a potatoe, which would be logical. --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 02:17, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

Yes, I believe you are correct, although it probably could be a bit better, huh?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:14, 19 May 2009

edit Newb Article

Greetings and Salutations Zana! I'm back for some feedbacks & stuffs 'cause I wroted something new & would like you to take a gander at it (Plumage) if you please. Thanks!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  03:04, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

It's a good start, but I think the links to racism should be far less obvious. Use subtlety rather than screaming it right at the top. Also, the bulk of the article appears to be nothing more than a list. Lists are usually not very interesting to read... (they're lists) So try to fill up the page with more content. Also, I didn't get a lot of the humor in the article - I think some of your references may be to things I'm not familiar with. I hope this helps...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:24, 19 May 2009
Thanks for the feedback.... Hey! "I didn't get a lot of the humor in the article" is my line! (Granted there are a lot of subtle references in there but I'm apparently the only one who finds them funny, and then, not much funny.) So, and, um, oh yeah: The Joke is the List! (The first list of plumage types.) And then the rest is just filler to support the list. Hm,m,m,m. That list of mage types maybe not so funny? I see where the problem may lie. Lies! Damned Lies!!! Also, I thought the Whoops/racism line was one of the funniest in the article, (& when I wrote it the only one in the article; Sycamore added the others & suggested I add some links - a good suggestion I think,) but I think you are right, too many references. Does one re-edit an editors edits? I think I may be too close to this article at this time, maybe a week off will let me view it in a fresh manner? I'm rambling yes? (P.S. I made a discussion page for it here.) Thanks again! Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  01:22, 20 May 2009 (UTC)
Articles in the mainspace can be edited by anyone, you can revert/change anything you wish. That being said, I recommend you start an article in a subpage like so: User:happytimes/plumage until you are ready to release it to the public. Otherwise, keep up the good work!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:32, 22 May 2009

edit Thanks!

Thank you for amending my UnNews article, I'm new around here and it was my first attempt at writing on the site. Thanks also for adding the MCR reference as well, good addition. Zombie gerbil 19:57, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

No problem! Please, continue to contribute, I would love to see more of your stuff!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 14:26, 19 May 2009

edit More Thanks!

Thank you for Pee Reviewing my article (UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey). I found the comments very helpful and have amended it as you suggested it. Since changing, it has been nominated for highlight! You obviously know your stuff. --Nameable 15:45, 20 May 2009 (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! It really turned out better than I could have ever imagined. I'm glad I was able to give you the feedback you needed. Let me know when you have a new article, I'd love to read it... ;)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 18:00, 21 May 2009

edit Hey Faggot!

Or alternatively, hi there! I noticed your name was listed on IC. I also noticed that our latest project is in need of some help. So I put two and two together and realized I should ask Modus. When he told me to get bent, I immediately thought of you. I'm setting an arbitrary deadline for this one at next week Saturday, so if sometime in the next week you can tear yourself away from your porn collection and maybe contribute a line or two it'd be appreciated. We're counting on you, <insert name here>! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN18:52, 23 May Dictated; not read.

edit Bad Directions

Im sorry about all the changes, must be frusterating. But I love the article, I just thought the conclusion needed work. It was a bit random, with the bob barker image and everything. I still don't think it's the best it could be. I have had the article reviewed, twice.

My ultimate goal is to get it to VFH, but there needs to be some more work. I'm relying on your all knowing wisdom here, hopefully we can get this article going in the 'right direction' Thanks,--Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 17:53, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

I added a 'Recording in progress template' to the page. Let me know when you are happy with it, and I will record it. Soon, huh?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:53, 25 May 2009

Alright I think it's good to go. You can do the audio now, thank you for your patience, it's turned out to be a very nice article. The recording should add some 'bearings' to the once 'lost' article and 'aim' it into the right 'direction'.--Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 21:36, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

edit As promised~

My gift for you: Image moved to userpage gallery

The past 15 minutes worth of pithy copy+paste were all about YOU, darling~ --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:55, 24 May 2009 (UTC)

OMG!!!!! This is really sweet. Just what I always wanted...  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 04:27, 25 May 2009
And I hope I know what you want, Zana. Otherwise, my nighttime dreams lead me astray~ --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 23:36, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

edit UnNews audio

Nice diction, great news voice... are you trying to lure me away from my sexy wife? Very nice! Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 16:25, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Award moved to userpage

Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 06:27, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

I feel quite honored to receive this, coming from a master of the craft and all... Thank you so much!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:37, 28 May 2009

Excellent! Uhm, but for master... I don't know, that's pushing it... maybe something less grandiose, but just as cool... Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 21:45, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks Zana

CrushYourHead Thanks for voting for my article, Dear Diary. And do rest assured that I am not a violent or vindictive person, and that voting no would have in no way resulted in me abusing my administrative powers to crush you like a grape.
~ Todd Lyons

edit Hi

I didn't get your edit summary, Omaha? Fahrenheit 12:42, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

Please see my latest one. Sorry to be a pain, but perhaps you could expand the article before you delete large portions of chuckle-worthy content? Lists, quotes, and red links - this is stuff that has got to go (unless it is actually funny, which is very rare). Try adding before you delete, or rewrite it if it really bothers you. The humor of the shotgunning section is that it is based off of an actual 'psychic' technique. I'm merely challenging you to come up with something better. Cool?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:31, 28 May 2009

edit New Article

Hey, just wondering if you could give my new article on Loitering a quick revision. Make some corrections and suggestions. Tell me what you think, thanks.--Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 21:44, 28 May 2009 (UTC)

P.S. I love your formating article, it's very straight forward and informative. I'm always using it. It's better than any crap I could ever write.

edit New new Article

I decided to give poetry a shot. Tell me what you think Zana. UnPoetia:The Break Up --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 22:01, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey Zana

I am trying to avoid whoring when possible, but this is an... uh... um... speical circumsatnce? yeah that. Anyway, I've had my article on Uncyclopedia:VFH/Leprechaun for 22 days now, and it's been very close to being featured for about 18. Yet, every day new articles are added that instantly shoot up to 16 or so, and it is put back another day. I don't want to see this fail after such a run, so do ya mind checkin it out? thank you. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:03,31May,2009

edit I'm sorry!

It's never good when someone says "I'm outta here" like that... I just need my old sig for a while longer, 'kay Zana?   Le Cejak <1:55 Jun 03, 2009>

You did an excellent job on the novel picture, Zana, I just want to remind you. Don't be borderline, now.   Le Cejak <3:49 Jun 03, 2009>
No, I'm sorry, I had to go run errands for a bit... You miss me?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:30, 3 June 2009
Oh thank god! (sorry, too... I thought you were leaving forever because of me)   Le Cejak <6:37 Jun 03, 2009>
Nah, I love this place. I'm probably a lifer. Besides, I like you - and I like very few people.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:48, 3 June 2009
Am I one of them? Staircase CUNt 06:49, 3 June 2009 (UTC)
I don't think we've met, although I guess you're my homie's noob? Awesomesauce.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:16, 4 June 2009

edit Nice job

Nice job getting nominated for your audio on my article, sweet. For a second I thought they were talking about me, anyway I voted for you. --Saleenmustang fuentfue Saleenmustang My Talk : My Awards 03:37, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

edit Lurker

Hi Zana. I was going to nominate your article for VFH despite what I said earlier. However couldn't see it in the pee review queue. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 12:13, 4 June 2009 (UTC)

It's still there. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Lurking. I was going to add to the ending, but I thought it sounded stupid. I was waiting for a full review.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:25, 4 June 2009
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