I miss making sandwiches with you Tom. They banned me on IRC for nothing, I don't know if and when I can write again... – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 06:36, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
You can write anytime you like.
Great time to have writers' block huh? Well, I miss the idle chit chat, so I guess I'm screwed... – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 06:42, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
I got paranoid again. Stopped takin' calls all together. Scared just bein' here.
Sorry to hear that. I'm finally settling into interview mode... It's been a rough two weeks. Rough holidays altogether. Don't worry though, I'll be here for you ;) – (ooh!)(aah!)...·º•ø®@»LEGCUNGUNDUN 06:48, 5 January 2008 (UTC)
It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!
Ahem. Excuse me Zana, I couldn't help noticing that all the other discerning voters who agreed that your poetic contribution was feature-worthy were rewarded with a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on their talk page. I suspect it must be the "classy" grey sig that's so easy to overlook (or the fact that, when it comes to matters of being shown tits, I am usually ignorified) but there does not appear to be a template featuring bouncy cartoon tits on my talk page. Could this situation be remedied, do you think? I only ask for the tits I feel I deserve! --SirUnder User(Hi,HowAreYou?)VFHKUN 14:05, 17 January 2008 (UTC)
Mmm.. Zana. A taste I'd savor for hours upon hours. Can she cook? I don't know. But with a rack like that, I certainly hope so.
Thanks for voting for me for Writer of the Year babe. I appreciate it from the bottom of my extremely masculine, very sexy heart. You'll get an extra special kickback for your support, trust me. ;) --THINKER 18:16, 2 February 2008 (UTC)
Damn, I'm bored, so I decided to stop flashing gang signs to random people on the streets, to stop masturbating to crappy amateur porn, to stop peeing on school property, and to stop writing crappy, offensive articles (all two of them!) to stop and say hi. You should feel graced! Colin "All your base" Heaney 23:18, 28 February 2008 (UTC)
You worry, me. That's not a good thing. I'm impressed that you have achieved such a feat. Your definatly a woman, becuse YOU'RE PSYCIC!!!!!!!!!!!! you predicted it would be me visiting your user page. That or you've got a veryyy niftey program to adapt to the persons name, but even then I predict that you are a woman (or a very feminin (is that spelt right?) bloke...) can you teach me how to put picture's on articles because the walkthrough was a bit over whelming. NOT Adopt. I'm waiting for "Tom Mayfair" to get back to me on that. Thank you!!! --Jordan(ish) 16:14, 20 June 2008 (UTC)
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