User talk:Zana Dark

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This ain't your mom's Wikipedia — ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME... ~ Zana Dark Scribble





















We have larger sizes.

Since you're back and already acting pretty confrontational, I think you oughta be reminded of this. So yeah, try to get along. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 08:49, February 7, 2012 (UTC)

I'm just wondering, who governs you TKF? You're kind of violating rule #2, and I like dick. What do you want from me?  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 08:53, 7 February 2012
Zana! Hey...I slept for months in a sleeping bag outside TKF's pond to have your ban lifted. Don't disappoint me? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:23, February 8, 2012 (UTC)
She just needs/likes a good spanking every now and a again. :) I have ordered an extra shipment of paddles this month. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:46, Feb 8

Mr N9000 Jung practises what he diagnoses.

"Show me a sane man/woman/Zana and I will cure him/her for you. " MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:22, Feb 8


Well, I for one am glad your back! GoldFishRock Goldfishr contribs talk    Saturday, 5 September 2015 14:21 11:24, Feb 28

edit Zana Dark

Oh dear. So I did waste those months lobbying on your behalf by TKF's pond? Now you are cast into the void forever with Gompy, Gouncy, NXWave, Another Noob et all for article about shit?? What a sorry bunch to roam the wilds with. I still wish you well elsewhere but Uncyclopedia's wobbily gates have been shut on you and Doctor Skullthumper has swallowed the key. He shows no signs of wanting to regurgitate that anytime soon. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:21, February 15, 2012 (UTC)

Since I am on the legal team, if you would like representation I would offer my services for lots of money and other things you may guess (this is to both Zana and Romartus). I've looked at the facts of your case -- Zana'z, not Romartus' -- and believe you were in the right. But I cannot go ahead without your approval, as legalese things lawyers know stipulate that. If I am right about how I read the facts, then you know I am right and will be glad someone else can see them. If I misinterpreted them, please ignore this and accept your warrented punishment like a lady. Writing this will count as an hour of work, time's money, lots of it, or other things. Aleister 20:49 15-2-'12
The whole thing seemed a little fishy, but then it was all explained to me, and didn't seem fishy anymore. Now it seems really fishy. She was banned just twenty minutes after I was told I should worry that Zana Dark might be banned before she has a chance to score the articles in Happy Monkey.
I don't think that any of the admins planned to set her up and ban her, though it seemed very clear that finding a reason to ban her would bring them great pleasure and the final act of banning her would be the ultimate orgasm. Now that its done and over with, I doubt any of them will budge about this, even if the evidence shows she was damned no matter what she did. At the same time, some of her behaviour since she was unblocked was rather provocative, but then, same with the admins insulting her when they did the ban, and the admins weren't particularly amicable with her when ordering her to do things. I suppose antagonism between an admin and a user, mutual bitchy provocative antagonism, will always result in the user being baned and end of story. Pity. :( --ShabiDOO 23:13, February 16, 2012 (UTC)
Zana's comments in the log are not the best (see via my talk page as supplied by Aleister) but I have made a request on Doctor Skullthumper's page for a clarification on this particular ban. Knowing something of Zana, even if this was revoked, it is possible we will have as much chance of changing her attitude here as trying to dissuade a kamikaze pilot from flying into an American aircraft carrier. There was only ever one winner in those battles. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:04, February 17, 2012 (UTC)
Out of curiousity, what exactly did she do?--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:02, February 19, 2012 (UTC)
Check my user page to see the rest of this discussion. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:52, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Yeah, I was...

...but it seems a bit difficult to get in contact now. You might want to send mail to Mhaille for my new contact details if you happen to read this one day. -- Style Oranssiviiva Guide 20:36, January 23, 2013 (UTC)

edit Banishment Over

In case you come by this page again Zana, your ban has been lifted. There are now two Uncyclopedias: This one at Wikia and a non-wikia one elsewhere. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:22, April 13, 2013 (UTC)

Thx Rommy. You're the best.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:07, 20 April 2013
Yah! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Oh good, Mhaille's here. Now all we need is MrN9k and the spankings can begin!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 16:20, 20 April 2013

Welcome back, I guess. The Wikia Terms of Use as I understand them, are that if you find the mirror universe more to your liking, you may put a note on your user page saying where you have gone; but you cannot use Wikia resources to advertise alternatives to Wikia, nor especially use them to advise a specific Uncyclopedian that she is on the "wrong" site, as MrN9000 did earlier today. Regards. Spıke Ѧ 22:51 20-Apr-13

Ah..Zana is back. Have you been UnBanned at the Fork too? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:54, April 23, 2013 (UTC)
Indeed all of my prayers have been answered.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:48, 23 April 2013
You had me at Spanking. --~Jewriken.GIF 09:01, April 27, 2013 (UTC)

edit Eww...

U Maed a Yuckie Doody!!!!!11  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:57, 21 April 2013

edit The green frog is waterlogged

Is it you? Really you? Are you back? GoldFishRock Goldfishr contribs talk    Saturday, 5 September 2015 14:21 07:03, April 24, 2013 (UTC)

My Perma-Ban appears to have been lifted once again. Let's see how long it lasts. You're still here, that's great!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:01, 25 April 2013

edit Furry

Hi, Zana, I am back from an all-day baseball tournament. User Wakkoswish123 does not seem to be a team player; moreover, in reverting my edits without explanation, I might go out on a limb and say that his goal here is not humor at all but humping DeviantART and calling people furfags. I don't like your use of {{Oh Dear}} on his user page, as he has already been welcomed; he needs a more specific note about what he did wrong--if you think he cares. Otherwise, do you recommend that I ban him? Spıke Ѧ 00:26 5-May-13

I think you have told him what he's doing already. I do recognize his behavior as an advanced editor and suggest more forceful coaching, unNews dude. ;) Maybe make him a userpage called Furfag. I would do it but I'm pretty busy and not in your position.  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 15:30, 5 May 2013

Thanks for your opinion. Simsilikesims did the dirty work, after another round of edit-warring. Regarding Furfag, I would not create a deliberately bad article in a userspace even to illustrate a user's badness. PS--I am no longer the UnNews dude; Romartus is watching that area now. Spıke Ѧ 23:01 5-May-13

edit be my mentor

be my mentor. Kippakappa (talk) 16:26, June 13, 2013 (UTC)

edit Pentagon

In your edit of this article, your summary is "I'm no sure what you aholes did here, butt..." Not meaning to speak for any other ahole, what I did was

  • Move the illustration to the start of the page
  • Kill the excess capital letters in the section head, because that's our style, because that's Wikipedia's style
  • Kill the See also section because, as I said in my edit of June 18, it had nothing real. The problem with lists of random items is that they encourage bad editors to keep adding to them, and they tell the same joke over again.

What you did, in indiscriminately reverting to a past version, is undo these improvements and also destroy some interwiki links.

You are reverted, and reminded to be civil, even in your Change Summaries. Spıke Ѧ 10:03 8-Dec-13

Hey Zana, good to see you have dropped by. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:10, December 8, 2013 (UTC)

edit UnNews Pooper Scooper!

Hi Zana, author of Pocket Pussy and collab on Frida Kahlo! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:53, January 13, 2014 (UTC)

Heya Rommy,how the hell are ya? Sexy pix on facebook.. I really love your selfie ;) HAWT  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 03:12, 14 January 2014
Hi Zana. I see you are 'doing an Aleister' at the Spoon (here) and the Fork (there). What's that about FB? Has something leaked into reality?? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 11:35, January 14, 2014 (UTC)
I was gonna go to Harvard, but the dudes are better skee-ball players at Stanford..Sorry, your team is gonna lose this year, Yale nerd!!!11  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 00:51, 16 January 2014

edit Send me an email

Chasing up that thing about that thing. Only found a couple of users who are being impacted. So we can try and work around this, can I get you to email me at (address in page history)                               Puppy's talk page12:06 am 25 Mar 2014

No, send me an email. And don't forget the naked pix this time. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
Fine. I've sent you an email. The last pic I'm rather proud of - it took two mirrors and a significant amount of discomfort to see me from that angle.                               Puppy's talk page12:09 pm 25 Mar 2014
Still have it as my desktop background, though it looks a little strange stretched like that. More squirty cream next time though..... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)
I think disabling our email connections has its basis in the early Egyptian dynasty of Lukotbeindyu II, who did not let emails disrupt his day (giraffes and almonds had important roles in his waking state). Zana will return triumphant once again, thus sayeth the fnord. Al 12:39 25-3-14

edit Names displayed on site

Okay. Names being displayed on either mobile skin or Wikia skin is not a "bug" but an "enhancement", apparently. The problem is due to our user database being unique the ability to remove your name isn't working - and that is a bug.

They are working (slowly) on adding back the ability to add/remove/change your name in either preferences or Wikia skin, but it's going to take some time. In the meantime, if you want your name removed, you can contact Wikia, and they'll remove it directly. You might want to mention that Sannse and I have been discussing it as well, as Sannse knows what is going on.

Sorry about the delay. I meant to mention the interim solution a couple of days ago but got waylaid.                               Puppy's talk page04:25 pm 11 Apr 2014

edit Zany Zany

I see you are uploading and stuff. Always welcome at the 'spoon' Uncyclopedia. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, July 11, 2014 (UTC)

Thx Rommy :)  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:03, 17 July 2014

edit Styx and Stones

Hi Zana. Revamping an article of yours? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:13, December 25, 2014 (UTC)

edit Miss me?

Miss me? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 04:03, April 2, 2015 (UTC)

edit Forum:User database merge

Please check forum. If you have an account at Wikia and Uncyclopedia but with different email addresses for confirmation of edits/changes, please change it so they are the same. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:31, June 1, 2015 (UTC)

edit Template:Internet

Why was Template:Programming languages merged into the Internet template? They aren't really related (except that they're both "computer-y" stuff). Chunkles talk ✏️ contribs 06:33, September 4, 2015 (UTC)

Hi Zana (Welcome back after another long disappearance). I see you have merged two templates. I guess the content could overlap and the Programming template was a bit uninspiring but wonder if we could keep that one as well. Your thoughts? --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:17, September 4, 2015 (UTC)
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