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edit The CMC Way

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edit The Cow Moo Call - A Newspaper

Ideas? VGD >=3 20:46, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

A newspaper, 'ey? What, over Uncyclopedia? Or some other form? I suppose it is entirely possible if we do it on Uncyclopedia... We could have one page which people could watchlist and then every week we could update it...but it could look like a newspaper... Meh, it's quite a bit of work. - 20:55 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Just bouncing ideas around. Mweheheh. >=3 VGD >=321:26, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
Well this isn't a squash court. - 06:42 30 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh... Okay... *runs around the corner to cry* VGD >=3 00:49, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
We can build a squash court if you want... - 06:42 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Hmm, perhaps we should put it in between that pile of cowba over there and BHOP. VGD >=3 14:51, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Sounds good, we'll obviously have to charge for admission though... On a serious note: Newspaper idea sounds OK, but let's not over-stretch ourselves, there's two of us and a very nice bot, so far I'm guessing there's not that much we could report on in a newspaper... But keep up ideas and stuff like this and you're looking at more promotions and maybe an honour or two. First things first, though, we need to force more people to sign up with red hot irons... - 15:43 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Say, we could draft people with a branding iron! ...or we could use a template... VGD >=3 16:02, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
A template, 'ey? That sounds like a good idea... Why don't you knock a quick template up and we could start converting the masses... - 16:07 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Okay, but we need a picture of a branding iron/cow being branded (gasp!). However, I shall attempt with my weak coding skills to whip up a shitty template for the common zombie. VGD >=3 16:09, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
For the moment you can just use the CMC logo, can't you? (The one used on the CMC Manifesto page) - 16:19 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Done! Now all that is needed is a witty one liner. Maybe something along the lines of "Praise the cows!"? VGD >=3 16:25, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
I like it! One liners: We could even have "Mooooo moo mooo!"? "Let the moo be with you", "It's fun to moo with the CMC - Moo!", "Can you feel the moo tonight?", "Cow-Pow!" etc. Maybe we should have a motto, while we're about it? Oh and I agree we need another picture, if only a better quality version of the logo... - 16:30 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh and another thing: would this act as a userbox or as something else? - 16:31 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh, I just remembered, we can't really spam templates, now can we? =( VGD >=3 16:39, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
But wait! maybe we can give this template to people on their talk page, kinda like an award. Maybe! VGD >=3 16:41, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
(OK this is a reply to your first comment): Not really, but we could still use this as a userbox to go along with the one you've got on your userpage... Maybe we just need to whore it a bit more, you know, the little thing there, a link here etc. ? Try and lure them with the prospect of titles and stuff... Oh I have an idea! We could target noobs (not complete and utter nooblets but noobs) and greet them and then say hi and then talk about the CMC...Not that we would be taking advantage of them, instead we could be the boarding school equivalent of the adoption service (but not as good or big and not in anyway a rival to them, more a compliment to the adoption service)... Er, I've tried to say that all without offending or annoying anyone... - 16:44 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
But yes we could give this template to people on their userpages kinda like an award. - 16:46 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
(Reply to first comment) Links, etc are forthcoming, I gotta do schoolwork now. =PVGD >=3 17:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Okey dokey. VGD >=3 17:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Decolonizing future conversation. VGD >=3 17:13, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Ok we've got to discuss what we're going to do about the following issues:
1. What are we going to do with that template you've created?
2. How are we going to get more people to sign up?
- 17:17 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
1. We'll spam it on new users' talk page and cross our fingers. Or do that with admin/cool people/people at least CUN or higher/etc. But basically we will be giving it to other people on their talk pages in the hopes that they will join.
2. See 1. Note the similarity. Dismiss the similarity. Get sucked into the paradox anomaly.
And remember, if anything bad happens, it's all my fault. =D VGD >=3 17:32, 1 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh you mean we could do it like a pizza place giving out free pizza samples? Er, um, yeah... But let's not go and get banned. If we are going to do it like that (with the pizza metaphor) maybe we should have a little bit more of an explanation in the template? - 17:36 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

edit CMC Organisation

VGD, we need to do something. Check that out, we can talk about it there., but I think if we sort that out we can start herding people into the CMC. - 19:54 1 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!


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