User talk:YesTimeToEdit/The Zombie Uprising and Other Funniest Apocalypses

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So...good working kickstarting this SysRq! How are we going to do this? Are we going to have 10/11 writers or just me, SysRq, Orian and Hv (that sounds a lot more realistic)? Oooh or maybe we could be the "house" writers and then we could get someone special (or such like) to "guest" write one section! I've always wanted to have a celebrity guest something for me. - [16:48 10 February 2009] YYettie

Don't forget UU showed interest in this too. Also I was thinking about doing a section on the virus wiping everyone out type thing, like that show Survivors (dunno if you watched that, it wasn't fantastic) or The Stand. That's my favourite type of disater, I routinely fantasise about it. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:16 10 February 2009
Oh my favourite too! Yeah, I watched the first episode, but then I had nightmares so stopped watching. And woops. Let me revise that. By "SysRq, Orian and Hv" I meant "SysRq, Orian, UU and Hv". Either way, Hv's last. Hah! - [17:37 10 February 2009] YYettie
It was one of those sort of shows that was annoying to watch because bits of it were great and others were really shit. Anyways I got to go, might make a start on this later. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 17:39 10 February 2009
Have a fun "go"ing. - [18:11 10 February 2009] YYettie
Well I'm back-ing now. Are you gonna give me your MSN anytime soon/ever? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:18 10 February 2009
Oh I have an excuse. I'll hopefully be able to give it to you on the weekend. Well I could give it to you now, but we're having internet "troubles" and so lots of "websites" aren't working and "MSN" also isn't "working". Because it's unsexy. Is that a good enough an excuse? I will give it to you, honest. - [18:46 10 February 2009] YYettie
ok, Just e-mail it to me. Whenever. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 18:58 10 February 2009

And I think I'll take the liberty of just dumping some pictures here... - [16:54 10 February 2009] YYettie

Evil zombie Bush

Then US president, moments before the zombies got him. However, due to the zombies' food of choice, he and his staff were promptly released.

Zombie man

Zombie at a zombie photo shoot. Who ever knew that zombies were so photogenic?

edit More collab notes

Alright, so how about my idea of bold texting every first mention of each individual apocalypse, like we usually do with articles? Thoughts? Sir SysRq (talk) 01:21, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Yes. Sounds good, me thinks. Besides I've always found bold text cute. And sexy. - [16:25 18 February 2009] PlebYettie

edit This better end up damn good

The concept's brilliant and you have an inordinate number of people working on it. If this article doesn't end up fantastic, I'm going to personally stare down each and every one of your usernames. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 01:34, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

It'll be good. Yettie's ideas are always good. That's why he has so few of them. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:50, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
That makes my head hurt thinking about. ALSO O YAI FANTASTIC CONCEPTS! - [16:25 18 February 2009] PlebYettie

edit The Superdupervolcanic Eruption

May I be permitted to write this section which I done thought of me-self?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:56, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Why, of course, considering you done thinking of it yourself! - [20:00 18 February 2009] PlebYettie
OK, think I'm done. Let me know if you need another should people get lazy.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:15, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Asteroid

Seriously, where's the asteroid? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:58, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, where is the asteroid. That's the question you should be asking. Also if by "asteroid" you mean...you know what to do Sissy - [20:00 18 February 2009] PlebYettie
If by "Sissy" you mean "anus" then yes. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:21, 18 February 2009 (UTC)
He means "anus". -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 13:24, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

edit Logic

Is this supposed to be chronologically ordered, or is it just random? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 18:48, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

They're ranked by outrageousness. Sorta. It doesn't really matter. Sir SysRq (talk) 18:56, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Anything can be changed. Maybe we can have a ranking party after they're all done.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:18, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Aye. In other news, I have finished my first one. I'm chopping up an image now. I nominate myself to be the official chopper for this project, discuss any images you may need here. I'm thinking of doing a very blingy style logo for the top, like VH1 usually does for their shows. Objections? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:23, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Sounds like a sexy monkey with erectile problems to me! Go for it! - [19:26 22 February 2009] PlebYettie

edit Images

New York gets nuked

This looks like a nice one:

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:50, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Bandcloud

What do you think? Yours is more New Yorkey anyways. Did you chop that one? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:56, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Here's mine. Perhaps we could use both? Sir SysRq (talk) 19:56, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Mine was just googled, it came from [1], there are a few more of such images on that site. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Sys' pic is perfect for #10.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:07, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes, that's the idea. Also, I'd agree with using both an image that shows the band playing and one that shows nuclear explosions and vast destruction. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:11, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks guys, I'm rather proud of it. I usually don't chop, and I certainly don't chop that well. I think it came out pretty good. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:41, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Supervolcano

I found this image at Sound Is Compressed; Words Rebel And Hiss. Could this be a possible candidate to put in the superdupervolcano section? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:30, 22 February 2009 (UTC) Yeah baby, lets do it--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:40, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Tzuaofa logo

Y'all seen this logo yet? I didn't chop it, I just found it on a Google Image Search. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:39, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Seriously? On Google Image Search? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:46, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Yeah. I just ran a search for "yettie zombie" and that was the first thing I got. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:01, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
You found it!?!? Really? Wow. - [22:28 22 February 2009] PlebYettie
I know, I hardly believe it myself. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:31, 22 February 2009 (UTC)
Strippers vs Zombies

I tried looking for it, but this is what I came up with. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:44, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

116662XdGC w

Hey people, maybe this image could be used for some not-yet-written ice age section:

-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:02, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Nuclear winter? Part of Nu-clar Holocaust?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  18:16, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I like the idea of having an ice age apocalypse. A modern ice age would be funny, especially if we set it very recently and said that it lasted for hundreds of years. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:42, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I was wondering what could be blamed for causing it. Pole-shift? Global warming?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  19:46, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Science? Sir SysRq (talk) 20:00, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I just had a sick "Space 1999" thought. Science knocks earth out of orbit......nah. Something compelling will pop up eventually. Science is a generic and malleable concept. Good idea.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:08, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I think we're both following the same train of thought here. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:15, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
An idea to ponder if you want to stay "grounded". It won't work for ultra-silly. Conspiracy theorists have been going nuts over this project for years.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:25, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Back over......Or a politician calls in a "weather weapon" action using HAARP that somehow backfires. Perhaps by an intern.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:29, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

I will tell you what will cause the next ice age: the Sun. Even more so, that ice age is about to take place. The Sun is losing its spots, and this signifies an important shift in the solar cycle. On Earth, this is already resulting in global cooling (despite what some people would want you to believe). -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:37, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
See here, here and here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:40, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Did I say the magic words? Obal-Glay Arming-Way?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  20:43, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I'm actually being serious here. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:00, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

0_61_zombies_320.jpg

Fox News pulled up this. Yes? No? Oh, and here's the related story. Gotta love Fox News. Sir SysRq (talk) 21:06, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
Yes, that's pretty hilarious. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 21:14, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
I do believe in solar cycles but I feel them to be only small factors. I subscribe to an earth shaped more by cataclysmic events than other lengthy cycles. It just seemed like the conversation got serious after I uttered the magic words.......sorry--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:10, 26 February 2009 (UTC)
AsteroidImpact

A typical "asteroid hits Earth" picture. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 19:56, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

DevastatedCity

A plausible effect of somekind of apocalypse? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 20:04, 5 March 2009 (UTC)

edit GIFs?

Cc-beams

Cats with freaking lasers shooting out of their eyes

I don't know how I feel about all them animated GIFs hoppin' all over the place. One is usually good, and even then I'm touchy about 'em. Whatever, it's not my article, I just wanted to express my concern. Sir SysRq (talk) 00:37, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was just screwing around with the cat thing. Neither of the gifs I've thrown in are necessary.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  10:27, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Hope you like that better. Last night I was just checking back in with the page and noticed that we hadn't moved an inch for over a week. I was rather drunk by that time from sipping shots of grain alcohol, so I thought I'd just spit out a quick mundane Apocalypse for #9 to "shake the hornets nest" a little and maybe inspire some work on the page. I actually think it's good enough to keep now but, like I said, I was just screwing around so It's not a precious baby or anything..--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:33, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
And don't forget the edits I made to this talk page in the hopes of reviving this effort. How do you like the pictures? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 16:21, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
Yay Sock! The master of ceremonies appears to be MIA.....--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  17:38, 6 March 2009 (UTC)
MIA

I looked for some MIA pics on Google and I found this one. It got me thinking... Shouldn't we have some girl-related apocalypse? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 14:47, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Ooooh, what if every woman in the world suddenly became sterile because_________________--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:17, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Or maybe every girl suddenly turns into a man-eating succubus for some otherwise unspecified reason? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:51, 9 March 2009 (UTC) Ooooooh, kinky!....and there could be some kind of female Kristallnacht where the world's most important penises are bitten off one fateful night. Or it could be sorta like the Matrix, with women raising and harvesting men for their penises, then discarding the rest. We should get Zana to write one.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  08:35, 10 March 2009 (UTC) I like that idea. Also, carrying on conversations in this box is just retarded. Sir SysRq (talk) 14:23, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

edit Outside the box

Female goatse

Apparently the ancient Sumerians talked about the end of the world coming in a gigantic global menopause and built Idols to commemorate the vagina god--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:47, 11 March 2009 (UTC) Bit of an inappropriate smile, really. Sir SysRq (talk) 23:11, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. It feels so cold out here. It felt so safe in the nice friendly, protective box.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:05, 10 March 2009 (UTC)

Earthvagina

Aerial photo of Mother Earth's most precious of places. -- –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 02:43, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

About the menopause of the Earth, I love it! We can still incorporate succubuses in it, in a Day of Final Menstruation fashion, where the Underworld releases its demonic fire onto the face of the Earth. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:05, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

Aye. Giant Mother Earth Vag is a go. Can we get an image? Or do we even want one? Sir SysRq (talk) 22:32, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
Preliminary image search on giant vaginas (done earlier) returned nothing I want to look at. Some creative search terms might scrape something up. You can't exactly superimpose a vagina on the globe....I think.......--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  22:41, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I beg to differ. I think I could do it, provided I could find time to really devote to something as ridiculous as superimposing a vag onto the Planet Earth without anyone asking me why I was doing it. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:54, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
I was merely thinking about the porn potential of such an image as a concern but I also thought about putting just a bush on the earth myself. If I were to professionally wipe the smile off that idol's face and make a good evil one would it be better? Or is it too goatse anyway?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  01:07, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Nah, it's fine. And the bush idea is probably better so long as you couple it with a good caption. Sir SysRq (talk) 01:34, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
Just had an interesting thought....you know the Nazca lines in Peru? How cool would it be if you could make a believable looking satellite photo of a giant vagina on the Nazca plain with the other geoglyphs? Just a thought. I suppose I'm still working this Mayan calendar tangent.....just talkin'.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  07:29, 12 March 2009 (UTC)


edit
Welcome to the apocalypse!

Apocalypse
Now get to work, you slackers. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:16, 25 March 2009 (UTC)
Common people, I ain't joking. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:33, 28 March 2009 (UTC)

edit When will this be finished?

Seriously. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:11, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

sigh.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  12:17, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
sigh. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:44, 15 April 2009 (UTC)
Hey, you guys get people roped in to do the other missing sections, and I'll happily sort out mine... --UU - natter UU Manhole 15:58, Apr 15
I may end up doing a section myself, I'm not quite sure what it'd be though... Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:07, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Right. I. Am. Going. To. Write. My. Bit. And. Then. Bugger. Off. It. Probably. Won't. Be. Hillarious. Don't. Get Your. Hopes. Up. Feel. Free. To. Improve. On. It. Is. This. Full. Stop. Thing. Really. Annoying. You. Yet? - [21:46 6 May 2009] PlebYettie

It's been a while since I thought about this article. Maybe I'll start doing some serious work in the near future. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:28, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

*Poke* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:47, 22 September 2009

edit Are we gonna do this?

? —GOD DAMMIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [11:55 20 August 2010]

Hell yes! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:11, 20 August 2010
YEAH!!! Go Go Go Go Go--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:13, August 20, 2010 (UTC)
GO! —GOD DAMMIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [13:26 20 August 2010]

edit An idea for Number 3, maybe

Suddenly, a race of superpowered homicidal girls appears who may or may not have horns sticking out of their heads that look like cat ears. Just a thought. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:07, 21 August 2010

Sounds good! —GOD DAMMIT WHORE MafiaHatBlack Mr. Antonio Yettie (talk) [23:42 21 August 2010]
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