User talk:Yertle2566

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edit Welcome!

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edit Age of consent

You have some good comedy points to make on the subject, including our double standard between boys and girls and between rap and everything else, but need to make this article much tighter. Today you add a paragraph that starts:

“Under the second article and statute of the of the Peoples Democratic Socialistic Republicanistic Anarchistic Sadistic Government of the Americanese, (DSRASG)”
~ You

Ugh! What a lot of words that say nothing! Do you think we pay you by page count?

Other points: To put quotes in your article, use {{Q}} as I did above. I can say "I" because this is a talk page. You can't say "I" because you are writing an "encyclopedia article"--keep yourself out of it. Don't write stuff like "is still undecided and probably will never be concluded"--again, it keeps it from looking like an encyclopedia, without having an ounce of Funny.

Keep working on this and have fun! And don't remove any tags until someone else tells you it's done!!! Spıke Ѧ 20:57 11-Feb-13

Thanks Spike! I am a newbie so I appreciate the feedback! I'll be involving some pictures soon I think so I may need some help there too. ~Yertle2566

Yikes! I don't think I help with such pictures!!! Seriously, be advised in advance that our web host has been getting more active recently against anything risqué.

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Cheers! Spıke Ѧ 13:25 12-Feb-13

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