User talk:Ye Olde Luke

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edit Welcome to our magnificent civilization!

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Greetings, honored traveler Ye Olde Luke, and welcome to the glorious nation of Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions to the site. I hope you enjoy this great land and decide to make a home here. If not, the city exit is right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah, there you go. Anyway, here are a few helpful links for humble newcomers such as yourself:

If you read any of Uncyclopedia's sacred parchments, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with some sort of issue, try these:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being a proud citizen of Uncyclopedia! Please remember to sign your name on all talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or alternatively use the "sign" button (Button sig) that you see just above the edit box. This will automatically produce both your name and the date.

If you need any sort of help, then feel free to ask me on my talk page, ask at the Village Dump, or add the following template: {{help}} to this page along with a message describing your dilemma and someone will come along and help you if they can.

Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 22:01, 13 May 2007 (UTC)


Much obliged! --YeOldeLuke 22:50, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Fisher Price Wars

Could I have your autograph? ;) --Kip the Dip 13:10, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

You bet! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Nevermore!

~Jewriken.GIF 16:51, 3 June 2007 (UTC) RAVEN!!!!!!!

You won!!! Hooray!!! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

edit RAWR IS NOT FOR UZ

Okay buddy I will be nice the first time if you try this again I will do more that just message you consider this a scolding NO RAWR 4 U!

Next time u b 'x.x'



Send me your formula to my E-mail




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Huh? The above ten lines does not compute! --Ye Olde Luke 07:19, 31 July 2007 (UTC)

edit Jerry

Signed! :-p Roman Dog Bird 03:21, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Cool! Good going! --Ye Olde Luke 07:41, 5 August 2007 (UTC)

edit UNCYCLOPEDIAN SURVIVOR!

The reason I got disqualified is because I was banned. I did several things that made the admins angry, particularly Famine. Oh, well. Thanks for your support though. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us

I was with you all the way! :-( Make sure to contact me if you ever play again. --YeOldeLuke 01:03, 22 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Gratitute is Provided Here

You are welcome for your positive voting on my attention problems. Because of those as well, I have not yet discovered the ability of template-making, so settle for this, will you?: SuperFunBanner.jpg

--Señor Flipwits Earl the box 125px-Flag of Mongolia.svg 800px-Jolly-roger.svg >>>Vocalize!<<< ~~Make Good Job of Reading~~ 00:14, 27 August 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting!

Volleybeauty WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring......
Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Aug 29, 2007

edit Bleh.

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:15 Aug 29, 2007


edit VFH thanks!

CheeseChapel Necropaxx hath awarded thee a wedge of Holy Cheese!!!!!
PS: Thanks for voting on Holy Cheese on VFH.

Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:51, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Yum, Thanks! Wait, was I supposed to eat it?... --YeOldeLuke 06:54, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Re:Captain's Log

Sorry about that, some idiot removed the Borg NRV at the end and when I put it back, I accidentally removed the part about Coffee. It's been restored now. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 11:21, 6 September 2007 (UTC)

Great. Thanks! --YeOldeLuke 02:15, 7 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Hay!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 14:47, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Hay again!

Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:42, 13 September 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, two for two! Go me! --YeOldeLuke 07:00, 14 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Re:humorpedia

Thanks for supporting me. Can you join my [wiki]http://editthis.info/humor_team_meta]? --Dummmmmmy

Actually, I can't. The page you linked to is locked from editing. --YeOldeLuke 06:53, 16 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank You

The reason why I didn't give you the thank you template was because at that point, I new I wouldn't win, so giving out templates would be pointless, but here you go... User:Manforman/Thank--Sir Manforman CUN 11:37, 18 September 2007 (UTC)

Makes sense. Glad you got off, though. --YeOldeLuke 00:43, 19 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Re:re:re:re:re:re infinite humorpedia

You have to join to edit because I run the wiki and did that with a purpose. Joining the wiki means you joined the humor team and have to do that to edit pages.--Dummmmmmy 20:25, 21 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, I just joined, and I still can't edit. --YeOldeLuke 05:03, 22 September 2007 (UTC)

edit YOU ARE A LIAR!

Oh come on, you do some serious pwnage yourself. : )

Funny about that IP. By the freakiest coincidence ever, I was logged out and I created Phisher Price as a redirect. On IRC they pointed out that the IP was very close to 4.252.99.182, so I made it into a joke. Considering evidence from this forum, it makes you wonder whether or not I am the original author. -- Kip > Talk Works Puzzle Potato Dry Brush CUN Icons-flag-us 06:11, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

That is one freaky coincidence. Good thing my IP is nowhere near 4.252.99.182! ----YeOldeLuke 23:24, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Genteel gratitude

Lonely protest Thanks for joining the campaign against this sort of thing.
By swelling our already formidable ranks, you have helped ensure that our voice will not go unheard!
Glorious success will yet be ours!

Sorry dear, I will keep the noise down.

Thanks for your vote.

You have been thanked. My work here is done. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 08:45, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

YOUR WORK CAN NEVER BE DONE!!! We must keep fighting 'till the ends of the earth! Because that's the way we do things! Protest for the sake of protesting! ----YeOldeLuke 23:24, 24 September 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

This text is written in off-white, as opposed to white. It may be difficult to read, and you may have to strain you eyes or cheat and highlight it with your cursor to read it. CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER! CHEATER!

Thanks for voting for UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white!


Thank you! --- UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:36, Oct 1 00:36, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Aaugh! My eyes! So...hard...to...READ!!! (And find, as a matter of fact) --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I just found out that if you tilt the screen the right way, the off-white color is actually readable! Go figure! --YeOldeLuke 23:57, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Me sucky five dolla

edit Thanks for the vote

Thank you for voting on my first article! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:06, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Don't mention it. I do have bloody eyes, though it's all UnIdiot's fault. ;-) --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Wiki

I need you at my wiki right now for something(We are moving to scratchpad)--Dummmmmmy 18:36, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

On my way! --YeOldeLuke 05:06, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Much obliged

Thx list

The list to the left contains all the thanks you could ever need.
It also contains the names of all those who voted for Under User's article shopping list.

And it contains 94 other items. Perhaps you'd like to spot them if your sudoku was too easy today?

Thanks for the vote Luke! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:05, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, I see "Peanut butter," "Cat Food," and what looks like the beginning of RAHB's name at the bottom. Only 114 things to go! --YeOldeLuke 04:04, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

Iranarmy The UnIdiot wishes to acknowledge you for voting for UnNews:Iran to invade Iran, and hopes that you support Iran's plan to invade Iran.
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his persistent whoring!

Thanks again! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:52, Oct 12

You're welcome! Personally, I'm rooting for Iran. --YeOldeLuke 04:05, 13 October 2007 (UTC)

edit THANKS!!!!11!!!!!111111111

Ak47 The UnIdiot has chosen to give you an AK-47 as thanks for voting on HowTo:Be safe with guns, and hopes that you will remember to be safe with your shiny new rifle. Don't shoot your eye out!
The UnIdiot also appreciates you putting up with his incredible amounts of whoring!

Thanks vote teh votzrs! - UnIdiot | GUN | Talk | Contribs - 00:27, Oct 19


edit Thanks


Thanks for voting for right arrow! You deserve this crappy template! -- Sir FS Doovad Read You got somethin to say? 02:31, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Busta Thank you for helping me get my first ever featured article!--Dr. Fenwick 07:33, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit DuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuhBuh

You may think uncyclopedia is finished but pee review ones that suck.--Dummmmmmy 15:47, 28 October 2007 (UTC)

edit Hello, USERNAME, and welcome to the non-automated Thank You messaging system!

Forgive the awfully mechanical introduction, I swear this Thank You is entirely personal, spare this introductory sentence. Ye Olde Luke, I don't really know you at all, but you seem to hang around the voting pages and the salad bar often, which is cool. Thankee-sai for your UotM vote, and keep on doing what you do, which I hope to god isn't drugs. Stay in school. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 01:29, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Excellent voting

Copyright question mark
Thank you!
For voting for Books never written!
Cainad thinks you deserve no less than a beige, green-bordered thank-you note for your support.
So that is what you get.

Seriously though, thanks. Leaving the article un-featured as a gimmick seemed... silly.

--The Acceptable Thinking cap small Cainad Sacred Chao (Fnord) 02:18, 2 November 2007 (UTC)

edit The villains begrudgingly thank you

Thanks for the votes! Sir Groovester | Contributions | Talk Page 03:25, 17 November 2007 (UTC)

edit I saw that...

...(diff) (hist) . . m Vithuran‎; 04:13 . . (+2) . . Ye Olde Luke (Talk | contribs) (...That was impressive. I hope nobody saw that.) [rollback]...

Well done. :D Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:17, Nov 26

Also, as a quick note, that article is already of QVFD. Forgot to mention it before. Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:20, Nov 26
No worries man! :D Portaltiny sleepygamer Phencyclidine TALK STUFF 03:24, Nov 26

edit Thank you!

PS-- your userpage totally confused me!! :) Thanks for the vote! --THE 01:10, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

edit Why, hello, sir!

I must say, you look intelligent. Perhaps you'd like to partake in some of my Miracle Tonic? Guaranteed to cure what ails ya! Got a cold? Going bald? High mortgage rates? No problem for my miracle tonic!

Moonshine The Led Balloon has awarded you with a FREE* case of Honest Jim's patented Miracle Tonic.
*Not actually free. Side effects may include just about any horrible diseases we can come up with.

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:08, Dec 4

edit *STAR WARS theme plays...*

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.

However, during the nomination, Princess Prince TheLedBalloon managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...

I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!

Thanks again for voting, - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:06, Dec 7

edit Unicorns-slash-rainbows and happiness

Unicorn small Gay2 Oh Shit Gay2
LOCK THE WINDOWS AND BOLT THE DOORS,
SOME HORNY BASTARD IS COMING TO RAPE YOU!
Unicorn small
I KNOW IT DOESN'T SOUND SERIOUS NOW,
BUT JUST WAIT TILL YOU'RE ON THE BUSINESS END OF THAT HORN

Hey man, thank you for voting!

  Le Cejak <-> (Dec 8 / 15:38)

edit Free prize!

Well spotted Well spotted!
Yes, this is your prize for being eagle eyed, a quickly photoshopped image and a bad pun.
(I love bad puns)

Well done for spotting the Kory Clarke-ism! WTF? It tells me there's an edit conflict, then saves my message twice? Either I'm pissed or this wiki is! If it doesn't work this time I'm giving up... --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 22:29, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

Wow, I'm the only person on all of Uncyclopedia to have this spotted well! I feel so honored! --YeOldeLuke 23:57, 17 December 2007 (UTC)

edit And A Merry Christmas to you!

Candycane Kip the Dip has given you a holiday candy cane!
No template for me. Your warm wishes are more than enough!

edit Merry Xmas to you too!

MerryChristmas!

This is me wishing you a very happy Christmas! May you get all the presints prisents presents you asked santy clawws for!

I didnt get you a present, so I uploaded this picture for you...

Santa funny card

edit And Right Back At You

BonnerGame
Bonner would like to wish you

a Merry Christgame
And a happy New Game
P.S, You just lost the game
BonSig.png (Bonner) Icons-flag-gb (Talk)

Snoop Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!
--Naughtius Maximus Leaf F@H Woof!Za slice MeowMUN 16:31, 26 December 2007 (UTC)
Christmas tree

It's that time of the year again.

Merry Christmas. Here's a template.

Hey, it's the thought that counts.

Right?

...

RIGHT?!

~ Tophatsig 26/12/2007 @ 16:47

edit Slightly Late Christmas Greetings

Evil santa Merry Christmas!
or whatever it is you
new-fangled Christians do at this
time of year.
From Rabbi Techno

edit Slightly Later Christmas Greeting

SnowyHillside Hey, y'all. It's me, UnTalented, here to wish you a joyous Midvinterblót! Don't forget to offer up your finest stallions and swine as sacrifices to the Norse gods, lest the chill of winter freeze you to the bone. Cheers!

edit Merry (un)Christmas!





Merry belated Christmas!!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 20:32, 26 December 2007 (UTC)

edit Christmas cuteness

Thanks for the card, it's going to look just great hidden down the back of the sofa.
Here's wishing you the cutest Christmas ever!
Not cute enough? CLICK to try again
Cutechristmas2

Better late than never... or maybe not... -- Sann_sig_lights.gif sannse Sann_sig_tree.gif esnnas Sann_sig_lights.gif 10:37, 25 December 2007 (UTC)

edit uncyclopedian bios

Ye Olde Luke 'Twas borneth in the Year 0 AD. He grew up And eventually married Atilla the Hun. They had a happy life together until the tragedy that would change his life forever. He was arrested in the year 2007 for sexual abuse on a fellow uncyclopedian. The accusation was that he said quote un-quote,"I will do yours if you do mine". However this misfortune hasn't stopped him from acheiving fame and fortune, he is currently employed as that Canadian guy on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" He currently resides in San Fransisco, and is working as a male prostitute.

Heres your bio, and i will NOT do yours, ok? As for my bio do your worst.lol. B0n B0nGrue_Jammy.gif12px-RedPhone.jpg

edit Merry X-Mas

Thanks for the message. Sorry for the late reply, I've been pretty busy around here. ;-) MadMax 23:05, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Answer from The Other Place

Well... obviously it's because I'm so damn well awesome! That or a bug... one or the other. But where are you seeing this? on Wikia Central I see my name under "top users" but not "top content", maybe you looked at the wrong list? -- sannse@Wikia (talk) 11:39, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

edit Example

I have taken the example account.123xyz is not the pwd now. Thanks--Example 13:17, 24 July 2008 (UTC)

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