User talk:YO MAN!!!

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I have been a member since Feburary 10th, 2010.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 21:24, February 9, 2010 (UTC)


Hello, YO MAN!!!, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there and there is a window over here if you don't fancy walking down the stairs. Anyway, here are a few good links for people like you:


Chief welcomes you!

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or ask an administrator on their talk page. You can also look into the Uncyclopedian Adopt-a-Noob program.

OK, I know you may have seen this message on lots of other people's pages, but I still had to come to your page to leave it here. If you have absolutely any questions, no matter how trivial, feel free to ask me here.

Here are a couple of important things that you should bear in mind as a brand new user, especially if you can't be bothered reading the beginner's guide.

  • Read HTBFANJS I guarantee it will be a huge help to you and will stop your early efforts being deleted on sight by administrators.
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  • Always remember rule 2 and be constructive and civil at all times. Honestly, it works (mostly) and it won't get you banned.
  • Have fun, that is after all why we are all here.

Again, welcome!  ChiefjusticeDS 21:19, February 9, 2010 (UTC)

It's you...

Welcome back, I guess. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:26, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

How did you know? Oh yeah, I've improved myself, OK.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:36, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Your sports subpage is the same as your old userpage, n00b. ;P Anyway, glad to see you plan on improving. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:37, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Oh... I was supposed to hide myself, but that sports page is too good to leave behind.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:39, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Wait, are you going to tell everyone I know about this, ...DON'T!!!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:46, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, and pie should not be the topic of every page from now on and yadda yadda. Yeah, I knew too. If you're good and stuff and things, we'd be happy to let you back. RIGHT? Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:48, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I am now, maybe. But anyways... HOW DID YOU FIND ME??? Please don't ban me!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:50, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Check out my userpage guys. I've got you on my list.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:51, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

OH MY GOD, stop editing for ONE SECOND PLEASE I AM TRYING TO SAY SOMETHING —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:53, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
OK, oh wait, I just Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:54, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
DAMMIT. That's three edit conflicts in a row! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 01:55, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
You all suck. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:56, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Oh really suck man?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 01:57, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, I just wanted you to know that the community will gladly take you back as long as you're willing to do some work. Oh, and look at Happytimes' tribute to you. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:59, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of Happytimes, has he found out about me?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 02:00, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

No. Not yet.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:22 (UTC)
AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, I'm not finished. AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ah!!!!!! ah!!! ah!!! um... hi?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:25, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Hi. Happytimes
You aren't going to tell everyone I knew, right?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:34, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
I'm in the (CT) Central Time, right know it's 9:35 pm (21:35). Well, going to sleep. So if you leave more stuff, it's going to wait, bye! I'm six hours behind Uncyclopedia Time.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:35, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Nah, I won't say anything. (Advice: The time zone & stuff is ok, but try not to tell people on the internet personal stuff about yourself.) Goodnight. Have fun at school tomorrow.  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:46 (UTC)
Ha, I have no school tomorrow. :D Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 06:06, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
No fair!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 12:59, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Important advice.

I think a problem you had last time was mostly a noob thing. You made some noob mistakes and really needed to be steered in the right direction. This is important: You need someone to adopt you. UN:AAN. At the bottom of that page, there's a list of adopters. If they are around and have space available, leave them a note on their talk page. When you're adopted, your adopter will help you and make sure you aren't banned again. I have an adopter that helps me. Unfortunately, I filled up his last space, but you can go get someone else! ^^Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:02, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

I would recommend me or Happytimes. Haven't seen Zana around lately... —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:03, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
OK, but does Happytimes know about me yet?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 02:05, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Nope, not yet...did you want him to rediscover you? —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:06, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Zana can't be gone! Noooo! I knew Pelargonium would spill the word, that old gossip. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:08, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Happytimes is online RIGHT NOW, hurry, BEFORE IT'S TO LATE! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:09, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Should I tell him? And is Zana really gone?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 02:10, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
No, not permanently. She just hasn't been very active recently. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 02:10, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Oh, what about telling Happytimes?--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 02:11, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Pelargonium, it's before it's too late. Stop teaching the noob bad grammar! Rawr! Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 02:14, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Oh yeah, I didn't see that n00b grammer he did, thanks HELPME.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 02:49, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

I found the person at the top of my talk page, I've asked him to adopt me.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:15, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

Oh, so you got Chief to adopt you? He's a pretty good user. He'll take good care of you. if you know what I mean. ;) —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 03:19, 10 February 2010 (UTC)
Yep, except if he doesn't want me, he hasn't responded yet.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:20, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Ugh, (facepalm)... What did I say about using talk pages as a chat room? People may not be back on for hours/days. Be patient. *grin*  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:25 (UTC)
I'm not! And what did I do that was unpatient.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:27, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Well, I'll give you an example; although I am on & editing right now, I'm going to step away for a bit to have a sandwich. When I get back I have some serious typing to do before I can "play." And even though I may check this site out when I'm done I may not respond to anything before I shut down my computer for the night. (I guess what I'm trying to say is not to worry if someone hasn't responded to you for a couple of days-- they may be busy or doing other things. Cheers.)  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:34 (UTC)
Chief would have been my second choice. Oh, and when Pelargonium said he would take good care of you, unlike with certain users that did not mean rape. Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! CUN Icons-flag-us NOTM 03:36, February 10, 2010 (UTC)
Yep. I'm going to think what I should do now.--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 13:01, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

It's good to see you...

... have learned how to use the ":" on talk pages. Bravo!  Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280 ~  10 Feb 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC)

Yo and I have a little discussion going on my page, learning curve stuff. Aleister in Chains a few minutes later than the rest.
Oh!--Yo Big Fat Mama and Yo Big Fanny Granny 03:31, February 10, 2010 (UTC)


I'd be happy to adopt you, seeing as you want to be adopted. Oh, and when you try to talk to someone on their talkpage, don't make a header with your name. Instea, when initiating a coversation on a talkpage, make the header just say the intended conversation topic. --InvincibleFlameGrueMaster 02 10, 04:25, 2010

Ban evasion and sockpuppetry

If you ever want to return, I suggest you contact RDB via the email function or IRC. If you can't contact him, you can use the email function on my page. If you're not being unbanned by either MrN or RDB, don't bother coming back. We are not your private playground. ~Jewriken.GIF 13:15, February 10, 2010 (UTC)

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