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As for the method of judging - I recorded [[Media:Pee buddy judge.mp3|this thingy]] earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:32 17 Apr}}
 
As for the method of judging - I recorded [[Media:Pee buddy judge.mp3|this thingy]] earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted. {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sig3|02:32 17 Apr}}
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ARCHIVE ONE! (June 2011-January 2012)

The Talking

If I were in the raping mood I'd rape your talk page. But I'm not, so I'll ask your talk page out to dinner and a movie, in hopes of a delightful evening of talk page on talk page rape sex. Aleister 22:15 31-1-'12

But I thought that you weren't in the raping mood. <Begins crying as talkpage masturbates to Aleister's rape fantasy> --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, January 31, 2012 (UTC)
lol, now you've grossed me out. /runs away screaming Al 22:30 31-1-'12

Congrats

BePrepared Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2012

--ChiefjusticePS2 13:02, February 1, 2012 (UTC)

God's userpage

That big image breaks the page on lower res browsing. One thing that can be done is to stick it in a div that has style="width: 100%; overflow: hidden;". Pup 11:31 01 Feb '12

Could you please add that, I have no idea what that means (I'm bad at coding). --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:16, February 2, 2012 (UTC)
I'm on my phone and at work, so not at the moment I can't. May do later. Pup 04:10 02 Feb '12
Okay, thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:10, February 2, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:12, 3 February 2012

Little Notice Thingy

Am I getting credit on God's userpage if it gets featured? I actually did a lot of work on the page...although it's your call. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 5 February 2012, at 01:15

I did sweet fuck-all work on it. Not that it's relevant at all. Pup 02:04 05 Feb '12
According to your contributions, these are the only related changes you made to that: [4] [5] [6] [7], and some minor edits to the talkpage (I'd link them, but they were deleted in the merge). While Uncyclopedia certainly needs more of that kind of editing throughout, it's not exactly what is generally considered significant, or a lot, on a single article. While this may kind of emphasise why the whole feature credit thing is somewhat dumb, that's a whole other ball of undead geese. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 02:24, 5 February 2012
I was definitely planning to give Lollipop credit for the God's userpage article, as he did a ton of stuff on the talkpage. If you look at User:Xamralco/bibliography, you'll see that I did give him credit, along with PopGoesTheWeasel, who did even less than him. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:49, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yay Lollipop, maybe now you'll come back again and not let your grumpier sides get you down. Come back, come back. And Xamralco, thanks for saving Yoda. I just looked and even though it needs work I can't figure out why it was huffed. A vital article too! Aleister 15:38 5-2-'12
Yeah, I figured I'd rework it a bit and then mainspace it. I'm also completely rewriting Tapeworms, though right now I only have one sentence. If you have anything you want to add to either article, feel free. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:45, February 5, 2012 (UTC)
Just looked and did a couple tweaks. So yes, thank you, I'll join the fun. It's not too far from being a feature, not far at all it is. So let's play with it, but maybe not too much for me today, as Super Sunday it is and drinks and parties there be. Aleister 16:00 5-2-'12

Give me 40 lashes

Right now, I need 40 lashes. I just "read" your Why IP's can't edit the main page page, and when it was featured I was gone and I didn't look at it when I voted for the top 10 of the year, and if I had I would have given it my vote and my two other (sockpuppets Chief and Lyteriya) votes for sure. What a great article page, yay. Aleikster 00:49 7-2-'12

Thanks. I'm glad you like it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, February 7, 2012 (UTC)
Well, you should have had my vote, and whatever you tied as should be one more, and it's my mistake for not looking at it sooner. I feel lower than a possum with its head between its legs puking on a tinier possum, its own mother. lol possum. Al 00:58 7-2-'12

UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:26, 10 February 2012

Your happy monkey topic

Happymonkey2012

Your topic my dear Xamralco is: UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten.

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey just did a triple summer assault!)

--ShabiDOO 11:56, February 11, 2012 (UTC)


Am I missing out on something?

Why don't I know about this Happy monkey shit? What is this about? TELL ME BEFORE I KILL YOUR CAT[1]

It's a conspiracy!!!!!! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, February 13, 2012 (UTC)


  1. I don't have your cat. If you actually own one.

UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:57, 18 February 2012

You just just just just just slipped into the winners circle

2012HappyMonkey3rd

No ... totally joking. Im super glad the other judges agreed and got you into the top three. Your article really sticked out and it's more than just funny and creative and original and clever ... its also very conceptual and will surely be featured in no time. Congratulation Xamralco!!! --ShabiDOO 04:39, February 20, 2012 (UTC)

Nice work!

I liked your page a lot, and was glad you picked up nice scores and comments. Playing Happy Monkey was so much fun that I've had one of those monkey operations and now have fur. Aleister 12:02 20-2-'12

UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:48, 23 February 2012

The Cat in the Hat

I rewrote the last section entirely - a botched burglary is more funny than a shooting, IMHO. I'm removing the fix tag for now, since I think its funnier. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 22:08, February 25, 2012 (UTC)

Yeah, it's better. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:22, February 27, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:25, 1 March 2012

Whoops, Fix tags

Hello. Noticed your starting on Fix tags. Have you seen this? Things like take five minutes to fix the page, etc. etc. jumped out like a slick seal at me when I saw it last week. An interesting read. Thanks. Aleister 1:30 1-3-'12

I only tagged two pages, both of which I think have no funny material at all. Take a look at Heavenland. It's pretty bad. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:53, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Halo! I mean, like, Hello!

I am a n00b in uncyclopedia and know almost nothing about the formats. May I ask for some advice? Such as, what is the format for a textbox? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Flymousechiu (talk • contribs)

First of all, welcome to the site. Now, I assume you are talking about VFP vote box. Where it says image, you put the file's name. Where it says name, you put whatever you want it to be called. Caption is a caption, credit is as follows: {{u|Name of person who made picture here}}. Scoretext is whatever score text you want and then vote for it using # followed by your vote. Comments start with *. Also, whenever you leave a comment on a page, don't forget to sign your name with ~~~~. If you need more help, you could always look for someone to adopt you. That's about it. By the way, I love the way the HowTo:Delete the Recycle Bin article is coming along. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:34, March 3, 2012 (UTC)

Pee on your Goddess

The Imperial Colonization Discordianism has been Pee Reviewed. I have no authority anymore to tell anyone to do anything, but check it out anyway! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Discordianism (2) Compassrose IC Buccaneer Admiral WHY??? (stratagems)  03:32, March 5, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:23, 8 March 2012

Streets

Helloooooooo. You may know the song or may not, if not Streets of Laredo (song). It's a famous song in some quarters, pardner, and the funny is that it is now a straight article going on and on describing the actual streets of Laredo. Still not that funny, but good satire. Aleister 19:00 Ides of March Boxing Day '12

I know the song, I just found the article a little boring. Sorry. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:01, March 16, 2012 (UTC)
Me too. It is very boring. That's the joke I guess. I didn't write it, but did vote for it. Just wanted to see if you knew the song. Hope things are going well, and well are going things. Al 19:03 IOMBD

Yo

Hea dude. I put this thing into your userspace it ran out of life and was about to go to hell. MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:52, Mar 16

Sorry. With Conservation Week going on, I completely forgot about it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:00, March 17, 2012 (UTC)

Amero is featured

Alien-request

Many thanks for your positive vote--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 14:53, Mar 17

Some images for accident?

I really like the one on the top right. I'll probably use it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:30, March 18, 2012 (UTC)

The Pea Buddy Awards

WOW! A brand new UnNews competition and we need you! Either prepare yourself mentally for the severity of the trials (don't sign up just yet, you cheat!) or commit your soul as a judge right now. May the Lord shine his blessings upon thee! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:47, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

I don't have time to write but I signed up for judging. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:52, March 20, 2012 (UTC)
Great! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:21, March 20, 2012 (UTC)

[8]

That has a tendency to break VFH.                               Puppy's talk page02:57 21 Mar

Hahaha, JavaScript lolfail. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Mar 21 '12 10:24 (UTC)

Thanks for voting

Thanks for your vote --Uncle J (talk) 23:40, March 24, 2012 (UTC)


In Hindsight...

It would have been easier to add Category:NASCOR TOYS to my Nascor template along with the other persistant categories rather than edit every individual article. ◄► UnUnUn ium ◄► 01:36, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

I just added it. Love the articles, by the way. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:42, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
And I'm bad at counting. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:45, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Hey

In all respect: why are you redirecting the British petroleum page to the Ban patrol page? I would like to know. -- UserTalkContributions 18:44, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

I'm only reverting your blanking. Next time, QVFD it. I, by the way, already did. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:47, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Brian Urlacher

... may be closer to your liking. I like it better, thanks for making me work on it. Does it need more? Aleister 20:28 31-3-'12

It's better. I don't really get the joke about peeing on stuff, but good work. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:24, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Santorum and Romenemneney

I could send a couple of messages to people to plug our little improvised contest, linking them to the forum, what do you think? I added rules as well. I'm sure that weirdo Aleister would like to participate. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:33, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Great! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:25, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
I mean like, definitely do that. It's a great idea. (My original response is quite confusing) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:28, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
There's already only 2 places left! Cool. I won't send 200 messages, only like 3 or 4 to people that are always around for now. Nice start to the article! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:33, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
As I said, nice start! It seems we're on the same "mood" regarding the concept. :) Do you like the song lyrics I added (and tweaked from the real thing)? Do you think we should have an infobox? It could be a great way to throw in some jokes and look more encyclopedia-like. If so, please choose one yourself, as you're better than me when it comes to formatting. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:12, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
The lyrics are pretty good. My only concern is that putting song lyrics in an article might make it look less like a wikipedia article, but I think it's fine. An infobox does have potential, and I'm thinking about 'shopping up a picture of Santorum getting crucified. We could caption it: "Rick Santorum died for America's sins" or something like that. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:08, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hahaha, that would be awesome! Go ahead with that! As for the lyrics, I think this section should be at the end or near it, since it's kind of the final nail in the coffin, openly proclaiming he is insane. I think we're slowly crawling to a nice one. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:34, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
You're right. It would end it off nicely. I'll probably do the 'shop tonight or tomorrow and I'm working on a good infobox format right now. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:41, April 1, 2012 (UTC)
Hey, great pic, Xam! I'm a big zero when it comes to that, how much time do you need to come up with a good pic like that? I like the way the article is going, we can't really distinguish a "break" in it where it shows that 2 people actually wrote it. We're really flowing well together so far (NO HOMO! lol) Feel free to tweak my parts! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:46, April 4, 2012 (UTC)

Kind of whoring but not quite...

...since the Supreme Court page should pass eventually. Can you maybe give it a quick read and see what you think (lots of changes and additions since it was nommed)? Thanks. The main reason I'm asking is it'll be fun to have the page up tonight because it is the first UnNews item on the main page too, and the same picture of Hilary Duff would be used. That'd be cool. Whoring, Aleister 20:32 4-4-'12

Pretty funny article! I'm not a huge fan of nude pics in articles, but I laughed nonetheless. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
I just added the stuff about the new insane ruling that cops can now stripsearch anyone if they stop them, even passengers in a car driven by someone else. Are you a photoshop guy, can the Hilary Duff pic be turned around so she's coming at us from both sides if it gets featured? I'm not a big fan of nudity either, hate it, no woman should ever be nude, in pics or real life. What's gotten into them? If I see one nude, I buy her clothes immediately. Aleister minutes later 20:41 to be precise.
p.s. Thanks!!! You voted! I'm doing handstands as I type, hitting one letter each revolution of the body. I've whored MrN to feature it tonight, and I'll look around for a photo, ah, potatochopper. T T T! 20:44
I flipped it (File:0303 hilary duff b.jpg). --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:45, April 4, 2012 (UTC)
This is me dancing, p-nvvirenvepssnnnvipe-3. Thanks!!!! And you're fast, I've never done even one tatochop, so to me it's still magic. Aleister 20:49

UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:49, Apr 5

lol

Good work with the UnSignpost. :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 21:32, April 5, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:55, April 5, 2012 (UTC)
Yessir! One of the funniest unsignposts I've seen. Aleister 23:48 5-4-'12

Santorum and Romenemneney (continued)

I've added some more idiocies. I think we should wait until the 10th to nom it on VFH though, since well, that's what I wrote in the forum's rules. I didn't check if the other teams were doing something, but let's wait. We can still have some great ideas until that time! It felt like the article almost wrote itself. :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 03:11, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

I liked the straitjacket thing with the video of the sheep, but I have to admit I like the sanity of that preacher. He's on the brink of convincing me. You're sure there's now room for the "surge out of the straitjacket" line? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:29, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I mean, it was a good line, but if you say he was in a straightjacket, it contradicts all the stuff about him being a saint and being like jesus and stuff. I sort of wanted to maintain a theme that Rick Santorum is a righteous holy fellow, but saying he's crazy does the opposite. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:44, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
You're right, sometimes by editing by pieces like that, I lose the whole picture. It's basically done in my opinion, though I may have other ideas about the events of the campaigns. All the stuff you wrote is hilarious man, *high five*. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
PS: Oh, I was wondering, for the poem, could we say "that would be swell" instead of "and all would be well"? Sorry, as you may know, English is not my maternal language, it improved a lot since I'm here, but not my poetic skills I'm afraid! Also, is the biblical passage "quoted" (invented) in old English ok? Feel free to tweak it so it looks like old bible stuff.
"That would be swell" is a slightly awkward English phrase that's not really used very often which is why I changed it. I can't believe English isn't your first language... Are you using google translate? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:40, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
Sometimes, but just for specific words, not whole sentences. I actually have an account on the French Uncy but I don't go too often because their humor is so different from the Quebec one, and even the vocabulary is different from Quebec's French. By the way, I huffed the little sentence at the end (Rick, you have so many fans!) if that's ok with you, I thought it sounded weird, better let the 'poem' play the article out. BTW, did you know that song from Metallica? I'm also glad we didn't go into his Google problems (if you don't know what I'm talking about, Google "Santorum" and click on the first link, it's hilarious, but it has been played out over and over.) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:49, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I do know about the google thing but that does seem overused. You're right about the last line. It's kinda weird. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:50, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I also use synonym dictionary and well, since I have a spellchecker installed, it helps a lot. Here, a lot of people are bilingual, we are surrounded by English. It's not like I'm 15 either lol. And you, what great part of the world do you live in? I think we may collab a lot more; I had a blast working on this! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:57, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
And are you interested in becoming an admin? Because I see you there 100% Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:07, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
I'm good ol' American trash! New York, to be more specific. And yes, we must do another collab... True that VFS is probably gonna lead to votes for admins. Being an admin would be cool and I could totally see you as an admin as well. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:24, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Well, I don't like conflicts, even on the net, and since an admin has to take decisions that are bound to create some drama, so I'll refuse if I get nommed. But I'll sure vote for you, you'd be a good one, along with some others. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:18, April 8, 2012 (UTC)

Data

Ah, your Santorum page is up, I must read later. I come here today to say that the page MrN put up is a masterpiece, and you, you good sir, voted against this piece!!! Anyway, MrN left a long comment on the VFH nom for Data, where he explains things that went over my head on first read although I laughed and laughed. Now the page seems like one of the top 10 of the year. Please read MrN's comments if you have 25 seconds. Thanks! Aleister (UTC)

Goddammit, you're on a spamming session! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:25, April 6, 2012 (UTC)
No, I would never do that, it's as likely as a war on caterpillars. I'm writing some of the people who voted no on the page, and mentioning that MrN wrote a good explanation of the page. It's a masterpiece, I tell you, a masterpiece! El Spammer
Sorry, I read it but I just don't find it all that funny. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:30, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

It's not funny, it's superfunny. Yeah, I hate it too. Have you seen the front page? The Hilary pic you made is sitting right there! Al 1:36


But to be serious ): "(" serious faces - it's maybe a question of what uncyclopedia is. I've always seen it as a satire site and not a comedy site, satire being, wait... an expert has knocked on the door...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SatireSatire, noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice , folly, etc. 2. a literary composition, in verse or prose,...

Those things. Uncy pages, as I've seen it, don't have to be funny or bring a laugh, they have to be good satire. In the case of the Data article the "vice" is the powers that be who are trying to kill or control the internet, and Data is the warrior which will always fight such control. I don't want to lobby for it here anymore, just mentioning that funny is one aspect of the site but there exist others forms of satire too. I found it very funny though, maybe as a Star Trek fan (I actually missed the connection to the internet wars until MrN explained it). Thanks for being patient with me plucking away at discordant chords. Al 12:22 7-4-'12

UnSignpost article

Hey, can I do the UnSignpost article this week? Please... When? GiratinaOriginForme |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill 800px-Flag of the Philippines svg | 13:41, April 7, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm also wanted to do this week's UnSignpost and he asked before you, but if he doesn't submit anything you can definitely do it. And if he does, you can do next week's. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:45, April 7, 2012 (UTC)
Yep, I'm definitely going to do it, but Joe can do it next week. ~jcm 00:48, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Evil cop

.....Sir, have you seen this boy?

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Little comp of ours

Here's where it stands:

  • The Mitt Romney article was't even touched
  • The Ron Paul article was thoroughly decrufted by MrN
  • The Newt Gingrich article was written by UPjcm and it seems pretty good.

So I guess the question is: do we throw the Mitt Romney one on the VFH pile at about 23:59 today? All the other are worthy of course. What do you think? Will you be online at about this time? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 14:22, April 10, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, why not! I doubt it'll pass though! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:08, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
I nominated all 4 articles! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:29, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
You sure beat me to the punch! BTW, since VFH is slow, I think whoring is the way to go! What about that short one: UnNews:Tom Boonen wins Paris-Roubaix cycling race while smoking a cigar First article I ever wrote in under 30 minutes! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:42, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
That's a good one! Now it's my turn to whore. Vote for Cow tipping... Oh wait, you already did. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:02, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
HAHAHA!!! This cow article was awesome! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:42, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
THIS GUESS IMHere! Much love XAM!!! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:27, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Umm... okay. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:29, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and Santorum just suspended his campaign. Basically, Romney's going to get the nomination and yet his article has already failed VFH. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:31, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah. Their problem is that they suck. :P We are amazing! I'm just a little drunk lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:19, April 11, 2012 (UTC)
One hell of hangover this morning lol. It's a shame Santorum suspended his campaign. I guess his staff read our article and concluded that it would be the final blow. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 13:40, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Your latest UnSignpost - fresh off the presses, like a fine wine

Hand delivered by                               Puppy's talk page10:06 10 Apr
Fine, take it! *Throws USP at Pup and runs off crying* --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:27, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
I'm joking. I could really care less who takes it over as long as it gets done. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:28, April 10, 2012 (UTC)
Actually, I'd prefer you take it. I was going to for the same reason, but it would be more of a chore than anything else, as my attention is (as always) divided.                               Puppy's talk page01:08 11 Apr
Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/20120412. If UPjcm doesn't pick it up I'll finish this issue off by around midnight UTC, and Joe can take next week completely. Of course, anything you want to do to it, feel free.                               Puppy's talk page01:53 11 Apr

Thanks

Thanks for the nom at the admin page, appreciated. You must be drunk. Just want to mention, if elected I will not serve, and if made to serve I would not serve. All the admins except for TKF, at least in my experience here, have lowered their writing output, although that's probably not totally because of the admin post (we all will get tired of writing sometime, or take a long break from it. I don't, for example, intend to get close to my amount of features of the last two years, and now that I've done The Full Hilary with your help, there are no more worlds to conquer here and I cast my eye towards Mars. Other reasons too (it would feel too much like work, and I'd run away and join the circus instead). But yes, that was nice of you. Thanks for throwing me a geese. Aleister 3:05 11-4-'12

Actually, TKF was writting sweet FA (fuck all, not featured article) when I joined, but I'm not sure how long it was since he'd been made an admin. Chief was never a big writer (although I do miss his reviews). I think almost everyone goes through ebbs and flows in their output here. You, Funnybony, Sog and Hype are probably the main exceptions (in my mind) to that rule.                               Puppy's talk page01:48 11 Apr
Oh. The point of that last bit - I think people become admin when they show themselves to be adminny types. Often I do adminny stuff when I'm stuck on writing. I wonder if it's a cause, not an effect.                               Puppy's talk page01:53 11 Apr
Don't get me wrong, admins are the best of the best. You would be a great admin, as you seem to know how to do what you do and lots of things as well as lots of good writing gets done. Maybe I'm thinking of Lyrithya, who was having fun writing and then admining, and maybe needed a break from everything. I wouldn't be a good admin, because if I thought it was work to come here I wouldn't come. And because I'm not good with code (if someone asked me to move something on the feature que, or find a page from long ago, or fix their code, I'd just sign off and go play darts with street urchins and vagabonds down by the river. And I would never finish Jed clampett's wallet, or Kubrick, which linger and drift. Aleister 2:13 12-4-'12

Dear Xamralco,

I seriously loved your work on the latest issue of UnSignpost; believe me, this is the first time in a long time that I’ve laughed my ass off at an issue of UnSignpost, I’d say it was hilarious, creative, self-expressive and took a joke and squeezed every last bit of laughter from its pulp. It's narcissism at its funniest. SERIOUSLY, NICE WORK MAN!

Which brings me to the offer I’m about to make; how would I care if I, Matthlock, became your partner-in-crime on Uncyclopedia until everything returns to hunky dory. I think it’ll be fun. We could be the next Cajek and Dr. Skullthumper of UnSignpost, but I make no promises.

Anyway, tell me if you agree to me being your partner at UnSignpost. Like the idea or no? Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 20:14, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

I've sort of decided that the UnSignpost would run best if a different user wrote it each week. That way only those who have time to write it could write and there wouldn't be one person in charge who has to handle everything. Sign up here to write one. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:00, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost

Click on the next issue link. This is the help page/bit at the top. It needs content. All yours.                               Puppy's talk page01:48 12 Apr

Done. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:22, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:57, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

That thing

Santorum too wide

It appears to be a touch too wide.                               Puppy's talk page01:55 13 Apr

That's what she said. Hahahahahah heheeheheeheheheheheheeheeeheheeheheee Ha! Aleister 2:00 (UTC)
You may want to do something like:

<div style="position:relative; width:100%; height:40px; overflow:hidden;"><div style="position:absolute;right:0px;">[[file:too wide image.jpg]]</div></div>

or something.                               Puppy's talk page03:30 13 Apr
I have no idea what that code means, but I'll try and add it in the future. Funny, it didn't seem to do that on my computer. It could be a browser thing. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:05, April 13, 2012 (UTC)

Bowels of Uncy

So did you find your way to Ivan Rene Contreras? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 16:16, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

Eventually, but no one was there... It was sad, sad, sad, and a little depressing. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:42, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
Well actually, 37 people were there but I had no idea what was going on and nobody said anything. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:51, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
If you hop on there RIGHT NOW, I promise to be there too, and to actually say something. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 15 '12 18:54 (UTC)
Tick-tock! *looks at watch significantly* ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Apr 15 '12 19:03 (UTC)
It's almost always like that. There's like 15 dudes that are ALWAYS there and I've never seen them talk, EVER lol. I'll log in IRC more often then, if there's hope of having good companionship. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 21:23, April 15, 2012 (UTC)
I might start going on from time to time if there's nothing else I have to be doing. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:25, April 15, 2012 (UTC)

You made a big mistake, friend...

...because you voted for the "Above Top Secret" page and now there are teams of dogs and cats out looking for you. Your name, which usually comes near the end of the alphabet, has been placed at the front of the watch list, and if you think you can take an airplane anywhere without probes in every place you can hide subversion and knowledge, you ain't seen nothing yet. Brush you teeth and everywhere else before going to any airport, because a 300 pound security agent is going to be sticking chicken-sauced fingers up in there. Thanks. Jordan Luciano Persnickersmith, AA, HI-DE-HO, JMAC, National Security Tribunal Yep (NSTY) 18:07 15-4-'12

Constitution

Wow! Cool opening! I'll get on it soon. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:42, April 17, 2012 (UTC)

You are a Pee Buddy Judge

I'm sure that's not news. But feel free to add {{User:PuppyOnTheRadio/PBJ}} to your user page to show everyone how clever you are.

As for the method of judging - I recorded this thingy earlier, but the long and the short of it - you will be judging every article in the category for which you chose to judge. I will create a judging page later on that allows you to add a comment/link to each article you judge, along with a score. The ideal is that you score one a scale of 0.0 - 10.0 in total, but if you want to score out of 100, or 50, or 8.9, you can do that as well, as long as you put in the max score in as well. (It will become apparent once I've actually created the judging page.) Judging will start on the 1st (sort of). I've actually allowed a days grace for people to complain about entries or submit a late entry with a good excuse (ie: I was dead for two weeks for tax purposes). I'll keep you posted.                               Puppy's talk page02:32 17 Apr

Please

Don't sign QVFD posts. Just saying. --Qzekrom sig trans This has been an automated message by Cute Zekrom (talk) 20:04, April 17, 2012 (UTC)
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