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ARCHIVE ONE! (June 2011-January 2012)
ARCHIVE TWO! (January 2012-June 2012)

edit Rape

You're welcome.--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:51, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit New Section

Did you just delete my article? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ticklethekeys (talk • contribs)

Well, there wasn't anything there. It was just a picture and the words "NEW JERSEY, UNITED STATES" --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:42, June 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit Remember

When you wrote articles that made us laugh? --ShabiDOO 01:23, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

I've been very busy lately, but I'm writing some stuff for PLS right now (and I'll finish them!). --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:35, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Mexico

Thank you for clearing out most of the crap in this article. It used to be such a vandal magnet that I contented myself with Chihuahua, Mexico, but might now take on Mexico and make it relate to reality (and not Nazi reality). Have been working RecentChanges intermittently today and seen you do other good stuff too. Spıke ¬ 02:43 16-Jun-12

It seems like a lot of articles would be much better if people just spent 5 minutes fixing them. I'm glad that you do this kind of stuff regularly. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:53, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

Mexico is almost recovered from its former theme of shriveled rectums, only now I have to re-study Mexican history and save that part of the article from some cheap puns. Separately, thank you for discovering and nominating African American. Spıke ¬ 12:40 20-Jun-12

What can I say? I laughed. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:32, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks for voting

Sorry, been real busy lately, so I don't have time to make a template. But anyways, thank you so much for voting for my Richard Pryor article! Sorry for not giving you a magnificent template for you to fap to but I do have appreciation, and you know what they say about appreciation!

It sucks. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 14:56, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hi

I would like to bring your attention to this forum. Note that we're voting on the new version of the message, per Spikey. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:37, June 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Dude-bro!

I would like to ask you for two quick favors. First, please gently cup my balls. Got 'em? OK, good.

I would like if you could protect {{Infobox}} (just protect it so auto-confirmed users can edit it). IPs shouldn't be fiddling it.

Also, I would like if you could add the following line to MediaWiki:Common.css:

pre { overflow: auto; }

The way <pre> blocks overflow behind infoboxes bugs me.

Thank you.

(By the way, those aren't really my balls.) ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 19:53 (UTC)

Er, I'm quite bad with code. I would recommend asking someone with more experience to add that thing so I don't break it (I have no idea what any of that stuff means and I'll probably put it in the wrong spot). I protected the template, though. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:18, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
It won't break anything if you add it all the way down at the bottom, right before this line:
Oh, and thank you for the other thing. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 22:03 (UTC)
I did i- BOOM! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
Before that line! AAAAAAAAA! THE HUMANITY! ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 22:10 (UTC)
See what I mean? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:11, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
>:D Nah, you're cool. It should go before that line, but that line shouldn't even be there, and it works whichever side of the line it's on. Some idiot added it many moons ago. Even the people here who "know" what they're doing don't know what they're doing. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 16 '12 22:13 (UTC)

edit Fire Emblem

Yeah, can you please restore the last deleted version so I can copy the source and sandbox it? I remember the article very well, and how it needed to be fixed. I'll inform you once I get a copy of this into Microsoft Word so you can re-delete it. -- 18:29, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

Sorry, I can't just undelete a VFD'd article and stick in mainspace even if it is temporary, but if you create an account, I'll gladly move it into your userspace. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:27, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Voting

It's just the way I see things, but I find its not a bad idea to personalise things when you give an unfavourable review or comment on things. So instead of "this is unfeaturable" could be "I don't see this as a feature" or "it's not funny" could be "I didn't find it funny" or "I didn't laugh". I love, in fact I BEG for constructive criticism, but I often feel taken back when I read negative comments as though it is a fact. Of course, its just the way I see it, maybe I'm a whiny little bitch who should have it's pony tail tugged on, but its something to think about. --ShabiDOO 16:50, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

What comment are you talking about specifically? I didn't mean to be offensive. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:53, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
No one's saying at all that you were offensive let alone trying to be offensive. I'm just refering to taking a little care to distinguis fact vs. opinion (It's not funny = I didn't find it funny). Ultimately it's not a big deal, but there are sensitive little creatures that are as fragile as an autumn orchid, whose petals will slowly blow away, silently, without protest, in the shadow of the distant breeze until all that is left is our own reflection in the pond of onlyness and everythingness. --ShabiDOO 17:04, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, the comment: "Symbol against vote Against. The motherfucking nigga who wrote this should be hanged!!!" was a little stiff... XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:38, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
Clearly! I might be a mother fucka' but I aint no nigga! --ShabiDOO 14:37, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit Double Top 3 Extension

Necessary? I mean, I know there's only 4 votes, but out of those 4 votes there's still 3 clear winners. Something needs to be done in general to make that page more visible, though. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:20, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Four votes just doesn't seem like a lot. I figure that we should just wait a few days more to see what happens, though it would be preferable if the notice on the top could mention it. Do you know if there's any way to edit it? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:53, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
I used to know how, but Lyrithya made Mediawiki:Sitenotice, and by extension finding the actual edit page, so arcane to the point that I don't bother anymore. I'm sure Bizzeebeever could wrap his head around the code, though. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 19:56, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
lol that works too --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 20:05, June 20, 2012 (UTC)
That should do it. ;) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:06, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Assume the position! it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeWii 00:49, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

edit IRC?

If you want :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:28, June 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Jimi

Nice beginning, thanks for putting bullets in correct place i.e 1.2 etc. Jimi just was the best and I didn't have the heart to be OTT with the humor. Hope I did it well enough, but the beginning starts it in the light I did the rest so thanx for lovin Jimi. --Ticklethekeys (talk) 02:18, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. :) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:03, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please review this Piss

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Pele to blow up Kilauea over political concerns. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 02:32, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hello dude. I am writing here as the pee review table looks like something I'll fuck up.
I write a lot of unnews and you have a great one here. The secret is to find a CLEAR IDEA and just go with it. The Hawaii film star is a good one. We love those diva-types and volcanoes make a nice contrast to their moods! If YOU are happy with it and you've checked for spelling then save it. The worst that happens is that it will be in the news at least! Matt and Spike are usually very good at sorting through the news and putting it in the right place. Add a little more to this article and save it! I will read it again. Don't be afraid to write. Just go with it. --Ticklethekeys (talk) 02:54, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
You did a very nice job with the article. However, considering that its and UnNews, there isn't really a lot to write for a Pee Review, but I don't think you need one. It's definitely ready for mainspace. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:05, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
fuck you hypocritical cunt. Fuck off. -- 17:32, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
You didn't make a new section. Now my talkpage has improper formatting! :O --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:34, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
I've taken care of it. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 21:42, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
Anything I could do to improve it? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 22:04, June 26, 2012 (UTC)
Well, the last sentence seems a bit redundant, so you might want to change the wording a bit. Maybe you might also want to add some other deities like Buddha or Vishnu, but it seems pretty good to me. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:09, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit NICE!

On HowTo:Draw a perfect circle! Nice to see something creative, fresh and different. Please write more. --ShabiDOO 01:52, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks. I have more time now so I'll definitely be doing some more writing. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:53, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey, Asshole

What the fuck? Reverted my edit in under 2 minutes? How am I supposed to reap satisfaction from my vandalism if its gone so quickly. I know what to do. I will get you for this. I'll stalk you, then find out where you live. I will murder your geraniums and rape your pet hamster, after which I will leave the most brittle cookie crumbs in your bedsheets. You'll be sorry. --Ajhuncyc (talk) 07:51, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

You are being observed by the UnFBI. Of course it would take him under two minutes, your potion has no power. Most uncyclopedians are wizards sent from a place far far away. We train in Tibet to have our scrota rubbed with fiery hot chilli chips. Your puny crumbs are no match. Write an article about vandalism. Beware of Lord Ralco, he is of the highest level of sorcery, I fear for your safety. ; Ticklethekeys (talk) 08:25, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit i feel left out, so here is some more hate

Fuck you good sir! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:28, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Nicely played, you are a Insult-Tennis champion in the making. It was an honest shot, just over the net and placed gently. Ticklethekeys (talk) 09:04, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey booger faced nigger

What the fucking fuck nigger? Why did you go and fuck up the god damn booger shit bitch you fucking booer-bot! Only a nigger bitch of your boggerness could nigger up this kind of shitty shit shit shit you bitch-bot! You're dead! You're gone! You're over! You wait! You got it? --ShabiDOO 10:55, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Oh, we're being racist now, huh? In that case, I'm going to link this here. You seem like the sort of folk who would enjoy it.--Some guy 11:15, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Family

You guys are so disgustingly like family. Nobody talks so nice these days! The emotion in the swearing is so real. I love you fuckers. 12:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Best Illustrated

Well done, again, now that you've got at least a tie for first locked in. A hilarious, ingenious article since the image for nervous system and nothing else was posted, everything else was just icing on the scribble. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 14:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

Your article's hilarious too. Definitely a feature. And apparently nobody else likes me all that much. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:12, June 27, 2012 (UTC)
I love you. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:34, June 28, 2012 (UTC)
Me too, I was just too shy to say it... Snowflake mini Mattsnow 08:37, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hello, Mr. Favor-Vending Machine

Could you please change the protection level for {{XHTML}} to autoconfirmed users? I can't think of any reason why I want this done, or anything I can do in exchange, except that I will rub the feet of a woman of your choice for ten minutes straight, with one two-minute break in the middle, and an eight-minute period for resting. Thanks. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 30 '12 1:18 (UTC)

Done. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:35, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you good Sire. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Jun 30 '12 1:59 (UTC)
Thou art welcome. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:00, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit That's Not Odd

Deleting an article without it even being voted on? Mind telling me why you did it? RS (talk) 17:51, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

What are you talking about? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:53, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

You deleted my Fire Emblem Abridged article with multiple votes from the same people. What, you didn't think I'd notice/care? RS (talk) 03:24, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Here is an archive of the discussion: Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/Archive265#Fire Emblem: Abridged. There were five delete votes and one keep vote, rendering a score of 4, which leads to deletion. At no point did anyone vote more than once. It was thus properly deleted, but you're free to have a copy in your userspace to work on. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:47, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

How would I get this copy and what was SPECIFICALLY unfunny about it. It better not have been, "I don't get it," either. RS (talk) 17:02, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Ask an admin (like the one you're talking with) to move it in your userspace, like User:ResurrectedSage/Fire Emblem Abridged. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:05, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)

You could hack it up and put it in RS's user space, Xam. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:07, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Hack? Wait, you're meaning Xam isn't an admin? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:19, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)

He is. When they bring back a deleted article, the log says "Xamralco hacked up XXXXXX". Damn furry cat! :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:30, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Actually there's a mistake at the voting-process! Wasn't it like that IP Addresses's votes are counted only as half? *laughs evily* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:44, 2 July, 2012 (UTC)
The article is now located at User:ResurrectedSage/Fire Emblem: Abridged. And as for what is unfunny, well you base all of the humor off of sex, in-jokes, and swearing, which really isn't clever. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:35, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Being sarcastic will be worked on another time. RS (talk) 07:06, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

As the other contributor to Fire Emblem: Abridged, I have a few things to say that hopefully can be answered. You see, many pages here on Uncyclopedia are incredibly crude. For example, any of the pages I linked to in the article, especially Making up Oscar Wilde Quotes. That said, should I put those pages up for deletion? I don't consider poets/playwrights/etc gay simply because of modern thoughts on what is "gay" and not. Many of the quotes insinuate this. Also, there are many other implications, but I think you see the point. I will refrain from using such humor next time I work on an article, but my question is this: Why are the aforementioned pages (and others I'm unaware of) still around? --LuMontyZ Was Here 15:14, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

They're mainly here because they haven't been deleted yet. I admit that many articles on this site are unnecessarily crude, but that doesn't mean that unnecessary crudeness is encouraged. It's discouraged, but older articles tended to be less sophisticated. Eventually, most of the stupider stuff will either be huffed or rewritten. Definitely nom articles for deletion if you believe that they should be deleted. That's what VFD's for. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:22, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Good deal, I was hoping you would reply as such. I'll re-draft the new version so it'll read nicer. --LuMontyZ Was Here 23:02, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit We're getting there

I (casually) added an article to the Constitution (just like that). I feel powerful for saying that! LOL. It's gonna be like a Great wine: long in the making! I have nothing against that at all, let's take our sweet time. The important thing is to have fun and produce somethind hilarious. BTW, do you know who Benny Hinn is? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 20:53, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

I love the way its turning out and yes I do know who Benny Hinn is. Why do you ask? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:41, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
You're the first that does! I wrote an UnNews about him. I like the fact that the Constitution is a long term thing ! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 17:05, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit World War V

Wow, that was fast! I was just going to ask someone to delete the redirect. Thanks. In the future I will go to my namespace right away instead. Änjelajs (talk) 20:39, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

No biggie. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:58, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Review request

Well, all I can say is that everything went better than expected with the PLS. I really want to improve my article (It's my first article). Can you do a full Pee Review of it? Here it is: User:Bp2611/HowTo:Make your own LHC --Bp2611 07:59, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

Sure, just give me a day or two. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:16, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you. --Bp2611 07:59, July 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit You're Winner!

Vogon Poet Lowrate
This person is the winner of the Poo Lit Surprise, which they won for their article: Human Anatomy

Thanks to the subjective whims of some rank basement dwellers, your article won the PLS! Enjoy this template as consolation for your wasted, wasted time. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 23:52, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

edit Pee Review is inactive

How come I haven't seen that many reviews recently? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 03:40, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Because you aren't doing enough/writing enough articles. Hop to it! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 05:18, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

edit Java vandal

I've warned them not to disrupt Uncyclopedia to make a point (see Wikipedia:Do not disrupt Wikipedia to make a point). --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 15:10, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

On the principle of "If I show them enough Wikipedia policies, they will become ashamed and stop"? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Jul 4 '12 22:38 (UTC)
Meh... it kinda applies here. Some IP just blanked UN:NOT. You know what I did? I just told them to stop. Hopefully they will and we won't need to block them. --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 18:06, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeWii 08:21, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thought about you

Dumbo thinks you should put a focus on your real life rather than spending too much time on Internet stuff. He will also trample you in case the Pee Review is not done in a timely manner!

Just check this and if you're up for it, do it! I don't care if it takes a week. I don't care if you don't do it either, no problem! I ask you because you are a great reviewer. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mattsnow/Quebec City Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I will take a look at it but a full pee could take a while as I like to take an hour or so out of my day to really analyze the article and I'm still incredibly busy. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:14, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
I don't care at all if it takes a week or if you let it slide, someone will ultimately pick it up on Pee. Your In Real Life stuff is far more important. Cheers! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:27, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Just kidding with the pic lol, I have 4 beers in. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:32, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
Forget it, Chief did the review! OK Dumbo, you can trample him, I won't need him. XD Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:55, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
And right when I was about to do it. Damn you, you judge/video game controller, you. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:57, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit "Vegetarians shouldn't write articles"?

Sir, I challenge you to a duel. I win, you have to eat a celery stick. I lose, and I'll eat chicken.


Saberwolf116 (talk) 20:24, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

5 o'clock. Behind the dumpster. Be there. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:40, July 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit IP vandal

Some dude just vandalized Restless legs syndrome. I've rollbacked them and warned them on their talk page not to do it. Please don't block them unless they strike back (1 week ban). --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 01:52, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

If you see this happen it's better to go to BP. Saberwolf116 (talk) 22:54, July 9, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnNews:CBS reporter executed for impropery using the term "literally"; Grammar in America continues to erode

I just saw this, is the typo: "impropery" intentional? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:23, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

lol. I once heard someone say, "Never correct anyone's grammar because chances are, you'll make a worse mistake while correcting them." --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:26, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Since the article was about grammar, I thought that maybe it was part of the joke. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:32, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
My God, how many retarded spelling mistakes did I make? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:36, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
A couple. And where the hell is the "qvfd" button atop pages? Is my PC fucking up or do you have that too? Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:55, July 10, 2012 (UTC)
Everything's getting a little fucked up. The math tags don't work, I can't access my preferences. I added <center> and had to refresh the page for the thing to actually center. I think that someone's changing the coding so I wouldn't worry. The admin version of the qvfd button is there though. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:12, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, things seem to get weird, I couldn't tag edits as minor 30 minutes ago, now I can. :S And a guy vandalized my userpage, please ban him indefinitelily lol Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:32, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
TKF beat me to it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Oh, and I asked you earlier about Benny Hinn since I put the UnNews on VFH quite a while ago, UnNews:Benny Hinn strongly opposes Obamacare, but I was shy about whoring directly. Also, I think someone who knows who he is will find it a lot funnier. (Unless that person believes his crap lol!) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 02:53, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
I thought that I had already voted for that. Just goes to show you: indirect whoring is damn ineffective! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:48, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Noticed odd shit happening too. Maybe the servers are about to pop? 01:18, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit Age of consent

Hey man, why did you delete my article about age of consent laws? I thought it was

whimsical, had some satire and was quite funny. Maybe you just don't get my humor.

I'm sure a lot of other people would so I think it should be up for voting. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

I deleted it mainly because the article was much too short. Length is a standard and tiny articles can be deleted without a vote. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 10:56, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
Anon, it sounds like an interesting concept. Sign up with a username and then ask again for this to be undeleted and put in your userspace for work, which you could then do at your own pace. Spıke ¬ 14:26 12-Jul-12

edit Read this and tell me what you think of it

User:Matthlock/UnSignpost entry take-2 Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:44, July 14, 2012 (UTC)

edit Just thinking about something policy wise

I was going through unpatrolled changes and came across User:Owen12345. Our unwritten policy is that user pages are generally sacrosanct, although we have made exceptions relating to blatant advertising, excessive vanity, or vandals. This doesn't really fit into those categories. While I was away though there was an introduction of a content warning by Wikia. I personally think that they are well within their rights to do this - they are our host, and we don't pay them for the hosting. The only thing that they have asked in the past is that they can promote other wikis (with the ads at the bottom of the page) and the occasional "We have a complaint about abc. Could you remove it?". They generally leave us to our own. The expectation is, partially, that we are self-policing. I've also had my attention drawn to WP:WP:NOTWEBHOST, which is the WP policy relating to user pages. While I don't agree with using WP policies here verbatim, I understand using the concepts of some of those policies here. In short, I'm wondering of we should review our guidelines on user page content. If it has no comedic value, what's the point in keeping it? What do you think?                               Puppy's talk page02:38 15 Jul

Owen12345 is one of two users I've seen who uses his user page exclusively to prepare a scorecard based on some TV show or off-site activity. I've listed them for Ban Patrol a couple times and gotten pushed back based on the current policy described above. In my opinion, these guys are using Uncyclopedia as a free computing resource for their own purposes, which have nothing to do with ours. Spıke ¬ 02:51 15-Jul-12
Let's not forget User:Camp Raspberry or User:Sugababes. I'm quite certain there are more. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 2:59 (UTC)
Tee-hee. Look what I just stumbled across: User:Plan_B, User:Tom Parker, User:Justin Lee Gerrard, User:Girls Aloud History, and User:JLS, all edited by, and, yes, my suspicions are confirmed, that's an IP in the U.K. I'd bet someone else's left nut that it's a lackey from the PR firm that represents those crappy acts. In which case, this shit all counts as spam. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 3:02 (UTC)
If these guys are asking these guys be banned for being annoying promoters of crap TV shows then I concur. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 09:32, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
The main question here is "Are they promoting something or just writing random shit?" Socky's userpage, for example, doesn't follow wikipedia's guidelines but it follows our guidelines because it's not spam/vanity. I think our userpage policy is fine and we shouldn't change it, but what you showed me, in my mind, qualifies as spam. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:09, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Yeah, I say ban the hell out of that UK IP. It's apparent sockpuppetry, at the least. If someone from that IP address has an issue with getting banned (and I can bet they won't make a peep, because they're spammers and spammers just go elsewhere), they can take it up via email or IRC. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 13:14 (UTC)
I huffed the userpages, but there's no point in banning the IP. He hasn't edited in 2 years and your IP address can change in that amount of time. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:20, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
Socky's user page is random shit? Delete it!                               Puppy's talk page01:28 15 Jul
Actually, I believe that IP may have registered User:Sugababes, in which case, yeah, he/she has edited here within the past few months. And it seems to be a statically-assigned IP, such as one that might belong to a large company. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSun, Jul 15 '12 13:49 (UTC)
Good point. He's blocked now. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:54, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hey, could you take a look at this?

Somebody thinks Pi + Internet Protocol is funny. What do we do with the article? --Qzekrom sig trans Sir CuteLatiasOnTheRadio [CUNPBJ'12PLS(0)] 16:00, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

You can add an ICU tag, which is what I did. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:35, July 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit My talk page

Can you PLEASE restore my talk page, it is not spam, it is important for my Sims Big Brother series on Youtube. You should have discussed with me on my talk page first before you delete MY things with no action. Thanks, not. --Owen12345 (talk) 18:56, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

Your userpage is intended for only uncyclopedia-related stuff, not to promote your series on youtube. So, no, I will not restore your userpage. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:06, July 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks, Fucker!

You saved me some time. I tried to find that under construction template, but like the useless noob I am, I failed to find it. Thanks again. :-) Ratfactor (talk) 21:38, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

No problem. It's just {{Construction}}. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:39, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
Well that explains it. Who the hell would think of something as obfuscated as that? Ratfactor (talk) 21:41, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
That's why we pay him the big bucks.                               Puppy's talk page12:14 19 Jul

edit Some interesting stuff I learned at skool to-day

ISP: Optimum Online
Type: Broadband
Assignment: Dynamic IP
Country: United States
State/Region: New York
City: Syosset
Latitude: 40.8294
Longitude: -73.5052
Area Code: 516
Postal Code: 11791
Likes: Making redirects, racism, misspellings

And so now I know. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Jul 19 '12 10:58 (UTC)

edit We've got a boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeWii 16:59, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please read

Forum:SOPA is back for dessert! --QZEKЯOM Icons-flag-olyIcons-flag-usIcons-flag-jm Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 16:29, July 22, 2012 (UTC)

edit Cabbage

Xamralco...could you please feature Cabbage? It's supposed to be in the cue for today. Thanks --ShabiDOO 01:39, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Undeletion request

Why did you delete Autoconfirmed user? You provided no reason for deletion. --TC02t 18:20, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

It was a purely random list that was not actually related to autoconfirmed users and qualified for quick deletion, but don't despair (my first article was really bad). Try reading HTBFANJS, BGBU, and some of our featured articles to see what quality standards we have. Good luck! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:37, July 23, 2012 (UTC)
Please give me the entire contents of the deleted page in my user page. This is called userf1cat10n. --TC02t 00:26, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
I've moved it to User:TotalCuddles02/Autoconfirmed user. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:56, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit Poke poke

My darling Xamralco...could you please put Fire Hydrant in the feature cue (to switch over in 2 hours and 15 minutes?) And if you aren't too busy could you also put the next two features the following days so I don't have to go around bugging admins:

My deepest apreciation --ShabiDOO 21:53, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

--OliOmniOmbudsman Dumbo 15:31, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit A call to arms!

Greetings, fellow colonizer! As you know, we have chosen Futurama as our article of choice in our quest to resurrect the once grand and glorious empire of Imperial Colonization. After considerable debate, we have decided on our battle strategy and plan on subduing and annexing this article into our Empire forthwith. As a God-fearing solider of our order, it is your duty to contribute to our conquest of this brute. Help us! Should you have any questions or suggestions for a new battle approach, please talk to your fellow imperialists.

Happy hunting!

Saberwolf116 (talk) 19:04, July 26, 2012 (UTC)

edit (Block log) . . Xamralco (talk | contribs) blocked (talk) with an expiry time of 1 week ‎(I hate premature ejaculation as much as the next guy but your products sound dangerous)

I laughed it out! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 00:51, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Forum talk:Template watch

I'm now curious. Can you email me the content of the page? Failing that, restore to my user space (without links, if there are any).                               Puppy's talk page12:53 29 Jul

Check your e-mail. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:44, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
Hasn't come through yet, but email sent via Wikia can drag. Thanks!                               Puppy's talk page02:23 29 Jul

edit Delete

Hey man, you just deleted one of my articles; I accidentally published it as I started working on it, so it was incomplete. I'd appreciate it if, once I've published it when it is done, it wasn't automatically deleted. Cheers, Luke

My mistake. Next time, add {{Construction}} on top of the article to tell people that you're not done yet. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:01, July 29, 2012 (UTC)
Here ya go. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:03, July 29, 2012 (UTC)

edit Please man

Man can you please not delete the article I made for fun, that's what this website is about, and I don't see why I'm getting banned for creating an article when this person: has done exactly the same as me. It's very bias. I've already talked to someone asking if it's alright to create this article and they said it was fine, so I don't see what your problem is. Please restore the article as there is nothing wrong with it. Thanks. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:05, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

You had previously posted one of your Big Brother Lists on your userpage which you stated was "important for my Sims Big Brother series on Youtube," which is unacceptable. Your article looked suspiciously like your former userpage, not to mention that it isn't funny. Moreover, you're lying about someone telling you that it was okay to make this article as I checked your contributions and such a conversation never occurred. As for that other article, I have currently listed it on Vfd. Thank you for pointing it out. It was crap. If you want to make quality articles, that's perfectly fine. Good luck. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:15, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Why are you suspicious of the article? I'm not stupid enough to make a youtube series about 'Big Brother Antarctica' that would just be silly, and to be honest, the article I made was much better and much clearer than the Celebrity Big Brother article, that was just a mess, my article however was not. What sort of articles are you expecting me to make? Name some ideas? --Owen12345 (talk) 03:23, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Oh and can you perhaps list my article on Vfd as well before deleting it immediately without any voting. Thanks. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:25, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
If I could immediately delete that other article I would, but it's much too old for that (it's been here over 8 years). Your article was not funny and that chart thing looks mighty suspicious since there's no room for humor but tons of room for spam and stuff that doesn't belong here. I will not restore it. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:33, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
If an admin decided to delete a page as it's failing on HTBFANJS, or a rollbacker reverts for the same reason, a vote isn't required. I tagged the page as {{ICU}} myself as it was borderline, at best, not realising that it was you who created it. I also flagged your old user page for deletion as it was well outside of what is relevant for this site.The fact that you'd decided to be insulting on your user page, and you've changed your tune about the purpose of your old user page, and lied about talking to another user about this, suggest that you may have missed the whole politeness aspect of BGBU.                               Puppy's talk page03:37 30 Jul
My point is, I've read through the deletion policy and nothing there signifies or provides good reason for you to delete the article. My article according to that policy is acceptable and there's nothing wrong with it. And it is CERTAINLY NOT spam. So your decision is highly bias and unfair, and I've learnt from my mistakes from the whole 'spam' thing. --Owen12345 (talk) 03:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Xam, is it possible to restore this to his user space and just keep monitoring it? Working under the assumption of "assuming good grace" - despite his apparent gracelessness - this might be a valid compromise.                               Puppy's talk page04:01 30 Jul
Owen, can't you read? It wasn't funny. That's what this site is for, not for you to use to publish your little dance card on the Internet. Spıke ¬ 12:40 30-Jul-12
This is what I will do. I will restore the article to your userspace as Puppy said but I will remove that chart. You can do whatever you want as long as you don't re-add the chart and don't move it to mainspace until it's a legit quality article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:21, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit [I quit and it's your fault]

Fuck that then, I'll go create it somewhere else. Obviously it's ok for everybody else to 'create a simple table'. I don't see Don't create a chart on the website rules, so I suggest you stop making your own rules and stop being unfair. Fucking assholes. BYE The preceding unsigned comment was added by Owen12345 (talk • contribs) 14:25, July 30, 2012‎

Thanks for leaving. It's all I really wanted. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:41, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit What to do about policy

I don't see Don't create a chart in the rules either, though I did see (and comment in) #Just thinking about something policy wise above. The result of that discussion deserves to be in the rules and applied consistently. Spıke ¬ 19:09 30-Jul-12

I agree. How and where would we exactly put that, though? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:13, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

User pages are addressed in the last section of UN:CM. That deserves the additional information that user pages must serve the purpose of Uncyclopedia--and most do so by introducing yourself to other Uncyclopedians--but they are not available for arbitrary personal uses, as the start of that article mentions. I'd be Italic but the page is locked for obvious reasons. Spıke ¬ 19:21 30-Jul-12

I changed it. What do you think? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:31, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
Good idea. Given it has been a de facto rule for ages, making it official is a good move. Please don't add anything against making a chart though. Charts are pretty.                               Puppy's talk page11:18 30 Jul
Your change gets the job done. Spıke ¬ 01:28 31-Jul-12

edit Hey

You spoiled my fun!                               Puppy's talk page02:01 30 Jul

Hey, you were lying. I called that number and I didn't have a good time. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:04, July 30, 2012 (UTC)
It was good for me.                               Puppy's talk page02:12 30 Jul

edit Section with a subject

Maybe we're trying too hard! I'll just go linger on IRC a bit, it's been weeks since I went there, just come if you want, it'd be cool! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:19, July 31, 2012 (UTC)

edit And it's happening. The great whoring of our time.

Quebec City Whatever your vote is (if you don't abstain), can I have a 3 or 4 lines critic? :P Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:54, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

I did a light copy-edit. The initial photo isn't funny. Your own opinions sometimes get in the way. Spıke ¬ 13:20 1-Aug-12
Well, they are not my opinions as I like English people. While it's true that French is under threat, I just tried to exaggerate the "language racism". Thanks for the tweaks :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 15:38, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
You're welcome! The problem is that making caricatures of opinions that are often expressed in caricatures anyway (especially making the article's point of view be a caricature) is sometimes too hard to tell from the real thing. Spıke ¬ 19:44 1-Aug-12
PS--It is more than English vs French; there is also the trite stuff about US imperialism/dominance, plus point-of-view about the mayor. When writing humor for everyone about topics where serious disagreement exists, make sure to keep it light, preferably by lampooning both sides. Spıke ¬ 13:30 2-Aug-12

edit Request

A discussion is taking place at Forum:Userfy request to restore my article Megaupload. Since no-one replied to that in a long time, you might want to participate in the discussion. --TC02 (Chat with me) 16:03, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

There's no need to create a forum to request that one of your articles be restored to your userspace. You can simply ask an admin to do it for you. I understand that you're new here. Have you read BGBU? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:58, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hi, this is FlameHorse

I was going to ask what gives you the right to judge the humor of photoshopped garfield comics, but based on what I've read on this talk page, I think you're just a cunt.The preceding unsigned comment was added by FlameHorse (talk • contribs)

Dude's got a point. You suck. Can I have five bucks? ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usSat, Aug 4 '12 11:43 (UTC)
Dude, you usually have to pay the person who sucks. You never get $5 back. Separately, the problem with photoshopped Garfield comics is (1) that Garfield is not an original humor creation, and our theft of it is not justified by fair use; we are exactly capitalizing on the work that Garfield's creator did to make Garfield famous; and (2) the replacement captions that I remember were prankish, more reveling at the power to create crude things than delivering any benefit to the reader. Still separately, FlameHorse flames on for the first time in five weeks and reintroduces himself to us with an unsigned message that calls an Admin a cunt. Spıke ¬ 14:36 4-Aug-12
Does that mean I'm not a cunt? --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:04, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
Of course not! That an accusation is uncouth does not mean the charge is false. Spıke ¬ 20:47 4-Aug-12
I've never met a cunt I didn't like.                               Puppy's talk page10:59 06 Aug

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeWii 07:14, August 10, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thing

You deleted a bunch of stuff a while ago that looks like this could you do it again there please? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:27, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

edit iBauer

Thank you very much for your vote. I always used to thank people (until someone acted like a bent prick). It is a nice gesture and I want to continue it. Much appreciated! Cheers!--Funnybony Icons-flag-th Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 10:47, Aug 15

edit ChiefjusticeDS enjoys buttsex: The UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:35, August 23, 2012 (UTC)

edit Template:MonthlyAwards

Can you update this please? I know its the 25th, but meh. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:16, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

We need a better system for these monthly award things. I personally suck at doing them and have no idea what to say, but we should have someone update them regularly. I'll give these a go, however.--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:20, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit Front page

Thanks, the front page was driving me potty. Can we do away with an entire article being on the front? Pointless. People who are new to uncyclopedia will leave as they can't see what the sites about. Ticklethekeys (talk) 03:11, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

It's very uncommon for the entire front page to become an article. It only happens when the joke is derived from how the page is formatted, so you shouldn't see it happen very often. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:23, August 25, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnNews:Biden does it again

What do you think of the improvements.                               Puppy's talk page01:48 28 Aug

It's much better. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 14:24, August 28, 2012 (UTC)
It addresses my complaints that the article was too short and that it had no theme; the theme now seems to be a swarm of hypercritical interest groups picking apart everything a candidate says. It doesn't address my complaint that the comments attributed to Obama aren't anything he would say and aren't the way he would say it--though you do parlay the comments to a new joke. And the theme is muddied by the cheap shot at Fox at the end, and the cheap shot at Biden at the start. "UnNews:Biden does it again" is like "UnNews: Biden continues being a dope" which suggests advocacy and doesn't sound like news. The link is real, and addresses your original concern that you had not been following the thrusts-and-parries of midsummer American political positioning closely enough to understand the article; only, screwing with the title makes it seem like a fake link and decreases the chance that the reader will follow it to understand the basis for the UnNews. Finally, in my opinion, this is an event with all parties acting so absurd that an UnNews could revel in the absurdity rather than play to chronic stereotypes. Spıke ¬ 14:43 28-Aug-12

edit UnNews:Romney/Ryan to re-institute Negro slavery

Here's how I would have played it. Spıke ¬ 14:25 30-Aug-12

Nicely done. Much drier than the original, and much of it relates to events I know next to nothing about, but due to the tone of it all it's obvious that it's referring to similar "gaffes" along the way. I like it. (Of course, you and Funnybony outclass me on UnNews every time.)                               Puppy's talk page12:15 31 Aug

Thanks. The "events you know next to nothing about" are now catalogued on the article's talk page. Spıke ¬ 21:00 31-Aug-12

edit It's been some time

Since I talked to you, so I guess I'll be brief and tell you how awesome you are. By the way, have your jimmies rustled? --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 06:04, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

Figurative jimmies or jimmy, the guy I have locked in my basement? By the way, love the lasagne article. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 16:33, September 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticeWii 10:58, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

edit September admin nominations

Go nominate and vote for new admins here. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:07, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

But don't vote for Xamralco. I created a new page for 'World series cricket', and the moron deletes it after 1 day. Jesus. Not funny enough for you sick cunts or what?

I think you need a day off...I insist Anon. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:29, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Where did you go?

You have disappeared, this saddens me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 11:33, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

You despair too soon Frosty. He must just be away for a short time. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:42, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
But he's Xamralco! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 08:56, October 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thank you

Hero, you voted for my Lasagne article and it got featured. I'm too much of a douchebag to make a template(actually, I have a lot of shit in my hands but proclaiming that would make me a pussy.) so yep, you're awesome. --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 01:20, October 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit Waaaaaaah!

A few months ago, you deleted a classic and beloved page by many. I don't care what you think of it personally, a lot of people took joy in the humor of the page, and you've wiped it clean.

The action you five took in deleting this was a complete outrage, garbage work. This page worked on and beloved by many, with no other way of accessing it. It was one of the few enjoyable pages on this relatively crappy unfunny parody Wiki. Just terrible. Just terrible. Shame on you and everyone who took part Lost Previous Recap page's deletion. I know a number of others were greatly upset. I'm speaking out against your terrible work.The preceding unsigned comment was added by Disenchanted Reader (talk • contribs)

Bizzeebeever's response. ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 8 '12 10:30 (UTC)

edit Yo I am A N00b

Adopt me Mak G Nigga (talk) 20:02, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

edit Extra! Extra! News that's not new to you!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usTue, Nov 20 '12 9:20 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost! Cancel Your Subscription Today!

 ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usThu, Nov 29 '12 5:35 (UTC)

edit Journalism so yellow it's orange: The UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Thu, Dec 6 '12 13:09 (UTC)

edit Where did you go friend?

D: --POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown 05:06, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit Sloppy, falling-apart, and duct-taped-together: the UnSignpost!

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 12 '12 14:08 (UTC)

edit Watch your step! It's a steaming-hot pile of UnSignpost

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Dec 19 '12 17:41 (UTC)

edit Drop your pants and grab the eggnog! It's the UnSignpost.

 ~ Capt. Sock Monkey ~ (berate) Beeverpedia ~ Wed, Jan 2 '13 13:31 (UTC)

edit Oh would you could you...

...adopt me? I would like very much to not suck. I am very old indeed, but I haven't been active for some time, and I can't sleep at night knowing that I can't sleep at night knowing that I'm still a nooblet. Timthe3nchanter (talk) 16:54, April 2, 2013 (UTC)

Xamralco's not here much, he's off winning contests and stuff. Just ask questions on your talk page and a few people will eventually look at it, and you can be everybody's nooblet. Welcome back, and have you found it's easier to write here now, etc. Good to meeyt you. Aleister 21:06 2-4-'13
Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb Scotland Flag 1 UnS CUN VFH (talk) 15:39, April 9, 2013 (UTC)

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