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edit Page rape

Welcome back! A promising start of an article there in your userspace. Spıke ¬ 20:47 31-Aug-14

Thank you. It's been quite a while. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:47, August 31, 2014 (UTC)

edit Charles Darwin

Thanks for the revert there, as changing "Galapagos" to "sexy" was not an improvement. The paragraph in question is not in the least about Darwin, and going back in the history to Dexter's last edit ("cleaning up most of the quotes," though he left way too many), what this article needs is a giant history merge and clean-up. Are you enthused? Spıke ¬ 03:27 6-Sep-14

Err, maybe in a little while, but there are a few other articles I wanted to take care of first, mainly a lot of the ones that I started in my userspace but never finished. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:54, September 6, 2014 (UTC)
I just would like to say that it's good to see you again in any capacity. The world needs more rainbows. Or something. -– Llwy-ar-lawr (talkcontribs) 22:57 6 Sep 2014
IS?--LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:56, September 7, 2014 (UTC)
Hello! (Never said hello to you) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 15:20, September 13, 2014 (UTC)
Hello! Hello! Hello! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:39, September 13, 2014 (UTC)

edit Mac OS Y‎‎

When a new user's first edit is a commercial weblink, I tend to assume he is not a legitimate contributor at all, and perma-ban. However, NewNewz only added to a list of software "resources" (which I am pleased you went on to delete), so we'll stick with your one-month ban. Spıke ¬ 23:40 14-Sep-14

PS--If you're going to resume doing administrative stuff like that on a regular basis, you might sign in at UN:AA. Spıke ¬ 23:42 14-Sep-14

I'll sign, although I'm not sure how often I'll be on. I'm going to try to edit regularly but I can't make any promises. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:44, September 15, 2014 (UTC)

It doesn't constitute a promise, but the point of being on the list is to identify you as a possible resource for newbies. On or off is fine. PS--I always thought of you as one of the Aussies; didn't realize we were in the same time zone. Probably because of the "hard to pronounce" thing. Spıke ¬ 01:04 15-Sep-14

edit Retardedly late page rape

Hi there! Noticed that you've become quite active lately so just wanted to say thanks for coming back to the place we know you love. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:14, September 22, 2014 (UTC)

It's my pleasure. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:17, September 22, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks for submitting an article to PLS! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 16:20, September 23, 2014 (UTC)
Gotta give SPIKE some competition ;) --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:18, September 23, 2014 (UTC)
He's a hard man to beat but I've heard you're one of the best of the best. Good luck to you sir. And may the best man win. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:10, September 24, 2014 (UTC)
Thank you. Good luck to you too. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:39, September 24, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks. Although I think my biggest concerns are time and humour. I'll worry about luck later. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:19, September 25, 2014 (UTC)
Time is the enemy. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:01, September 25, 2014 (UTC)

edit VFH

Hi Xamralco. I am going to swop around the 'features to be' as I already had Bluestocking down to be the next one. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:05, September 25, 2014 (UTC)

That's fine. I just noticed that there weren't any features queued for a few days and The Doctor is IN had so many votes. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:23, September 25, 2014 (UTC)
I was trying to 'stagger' features about every 4th day or so. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:57, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
I see. VFH does seem to be pretty dead. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 08:13, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
It has perked up recently but I had to raid the quasi-featured articles to change the front page as many had 'failed' with vote tallies higher than the ones we were now featuring. I think as admins, we also should search out other author's work. My best ever discovery was that Soggy had been on Uncyclopedia for six months before anyone noticed his excellent/funny contributions. Sometimes it just needs encouragement to get people motivated to contribute here. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:00, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
You're too right. Old users seem to leave a treasure trove of non features when they disappear and the vast majority sit, ignored. User:Procopius had more features after he left than before. --Nikau (talk) 15:12, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
I totally agree. I'll start searching through userpages to find quality articles. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 15:48, September 26, 2014 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost interview

Journalist: Hello Mr Mralco! As a prominent Uncyclopedia editor, you should have known that having your name appear on Recent Changes too often might make the members of Uncyclopedia's secret police, who also happen to be Uncyclopedia's main newspaper's editors, want to ask you some questions. Unfortunately, when this is the case, there is no turning back. So, here you go:

  1. To begin with, how do you think the one-adoptee policy on Uncyclopedia influences our writers' population pyramid? (Note: this isn't a yes/no question.) Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:02, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    Yes. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    Oh darn it, I didn't read the small print. That always seems to get you. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:20, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Thank you! Another one: how many articles have you written to support research for cure of deadly diseases? Have you donated any million dollars to the cause? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:38, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    Six and yes. I take deadly diseases very seriously. My grandmother died from one. Also, that was more than one question. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:47, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    I'm sorry! If you would like to know, my grandmother also died from one, when I was nine. I'll continue with something else if you don't object! Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:55, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
  3. How many questions can you answer, while holding your breath? Have you made any progress in that area since you were first asked that question? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 19:55, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    I've answered twelve in the past. Let's see if I can break that record. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:00, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. We'll test this. The next round is going to be a blitz. Try answering each question as quickly as you can (with your breath held, obviously).
    1. Since when have you been aware of the fact that typing, while standing on your head, increases your overall blood pressure? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:27, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
      Since I tried to do it while holding my breath. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:41, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
    2. What 20th century art movement would you associate this dialogue to? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 22:43, September 26, 2014 (UTC)
      It's gotta be Dada or Surrealism... Potato monkeys. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:26, September 27, 2014 (UTC)
    3. OK, I am back and I hope that, as an honest man, you are still holding your breath. Tell me, how surrealistic can you get, while meditating in front of the potato monkeys? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 08:06, September 28, 2014 (UTC)
      I'm sorry but I already died from holding my breath for so long. --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:07, September 28, 2014 (UTC)
  5. That's a pity. Anyway, thank you for donating your time and life to the UnSignpost and we will gratefully talk about your sacrifice in the next issue, whenever it comes out. Oh, but you can't tell us whether you think this interview is over! Maybe I should continue? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 06:56, October 2, 2014 (UTC)
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