User talk:WolfieDaWolf

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edit Welcome

Jesus on raptor

We hope that you will have a nice experience here!

Hello, WolfieDaWolf, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but makes people laugh. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are many other projects, such as UnScripts, UnLyrics, how-to guides, etc.

What you can do

You can create your own article. First, under your own name (User:WolfieDaWolf/An article), if, for example, you are not sure whether you will finish it. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We also have a list of articles that need to be created.

If you've written an article, there is a Proofreading service where someone will correct your mistakes, and a review process where another Uncyclopedian will read your article and suggest improvements.

You can help without writing complete pages; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, watching for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

What you need

You certainly need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

What to read
  • And finally, this guide will tell you whether some jokes have already been overused.
For personal help
  • Several experienced Uncyclopedians have indicated their willingness to adopt new users;
  • Finally, you can ask questions on your (here) or on my talk page. And I will be willing to help you!
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I hope you enjoy it here!

Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 11:37, November 25, 2013 (UTC)

edit Human After All, Then Again, Not So Much, Really

Hello and welcome! I see you have addressed the big conceptual problem with your new article: the fact that, when the page name is the joke, no one will type it. You have installed a link at Daft Punk, though Anton199 came along later and showed you how to do it more simply. In general, however, the title of a page is the real-world title. (You can use {{Title}} at the start to make the article claim that its title is anything you want.) Otherwise, the reader has to guess the pun to read the joke.

For future information, articles on bands that have Discographies full of dumb puns (usually with toilet humor) get the whole Discography deleted. Since you have fleshed this out, this Discography is immune. The problem with Discographies is that bad editors arrive overnight and add more and random stuff. You might make the Daft Punk Discography more resistant to this by writing a funny paragraph about each album. Spıke ¬ 13:23 25-Nov-13

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