User talk:Wild at Heart

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How does I moved page? And why haven't I been welcomed yet? Wild at Heart 01:58, November 25, 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome!

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Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:35, 25 November 2009

edit And about that move thingy

The move button is usually found between the history button and the watch button. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:35, 25 November 2009

edit Michigan

Good editing, keep it up. I followed by my first edit of the day. If you feel ambitious, go to work on the one-line racial stereotypes in Section 7, in favor of paragraph-long stereotypes that actually say something. Also, if you know how to change Section 3 into a real Infobox template, that would be good. Spıke Ѧ  17:50 3-Dec-09

Too late, did it myself. Spıke Ѧ  02:43 8-Dec-09

In addition to last night's changes, with which I have no problem, History shows that many paragraphs are changed, in ways I can't see. Are you doing something subtle like changing double-spaces? Tell me and I won't work in the opposite direction. Spıke Ѧ  12:50 9-Dec-09

You're getting rid of Chelsea and nearby Dexter? I'm disappointed, at least in Chelsea, which I added. Jiffy-Mix is famous, dammit! Spıke Ѧ  03:06 19-Feb-10

edit Hello sir

You'll be wanting to fix your signature per UN:SIG please. If you need any help drop me a line. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 10:47, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

You are writing your whole sig code over and over again instead of putting it in a sig template, thereby putting long lines of code rather than just the reference to the template. You need to take your sig code and place it in user:Wilde at Heart/sig and then change your preferences according to what is written in UN:SIG. After that, you just need to put 4 tildes or use the sig button and your sig will be placed on the page. You can respond here, no need to break the conversation over several pages. ~Jewriken.GIF 21:05, March 1, 2010 (UTC)

edit Sig (again)

Your sig didn't have a link to your userpage, so I fixed it for you. I also linked to your contributions, but feel free to change that to VFD or whatever you want. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 23:26, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

edit Kurvatia

The article is no longer "shit," though my Keep vote is weak. (I have no excuse for its 1-star rating, which I assume isn't going to change any time soon.) Please reread and reconsider your Delete. Spıke Ѧ  01:08 3-Mar-10

Thanks--that may tip the balance. Now, what do you think about the other article on Croatia? What do you think of the overlong, bilingual parody of "Night Before Christmas"? Me, I don't know where to begin. Spıke Ѧ 00:47 4-Mar-10

edit Nominating templates

My comment to Mnbvcxz on Template:Zim in VFD is meant for you. This coding tip when putting {{Vfd}} inside a template has been made before, but not since you joined in. You must code:
or the VFD legend will appear in every article that uses the template. Spıke Ѧ 01:48 9-Mar-10

edit Thank you for participating on VFD!

Your help is much appreciated at improving site quality! Just one little thing: when voting and nominated, make sure you precede your vote with a number sign "#". That way things don't look all screwy and someone has to change it to make it prettier. Thank you! --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 18:56, August 5, 2010 (UTC)

edit I know you can't respond

But what was that all about? This user was helpful and constructive, but he suddenly went on a vandal spree. Weird.--HM (T)

I was wondering about that too. I even fixed his sig for him! *sniff* ;_; —fj0j3ddjoaw;rfjaew (r30qjd) 14:26, 20 August 2010 (UTC)
Perhaps just his way of leaving the site ... after all, he was wild at heart ... [gets pelted with tomatoes and cats] MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:27 20 Aug 2010]
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