User talk:WiiKend

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Before 2011

edit Lawsuit

I'm the bloke that is suing you, I just saw that you are on Désencyclopédie. I'm from Quebec, honing my English skills. Mais la Langue de Molière est ma langue maternelle. Est-ce que Désencyclopédie est un bon site aussi? Ca doit bouger moins qu'ici. Pis mon avocat s'est perdu sur son chemin vers chez vous... :S Snowflake mini Mattsnow 23:29, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

Désencyclopédie est un excellent site maintenant. A l'origine elle a été développée en 2006 par des Québecois pour répondre à Uncyclopedia mais les Français on repris le pouvoir. Nous avons effectivement beaucoup moins de contributeurs qu'ici et surtout moins de textes mais je crois que nous sommes beaucoup plus stricts pour ce qui est de la sélection des textes à conserver ainsi que sur les critères de "featured". Mais puisque tu ne connais pas, je te conseille d'aller y lire quelques articles du best-of pour te faire une idée ou n'importe lequel parmi les miens... Et si tu veux traduire d'un site vers l'autre, tu es le bienvenu. WiiKend 13:18, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Parfait, je vais aller me créer un accompte bientôt! :) Snowflake mini Mattsnow 19:28, October 8, 2011 (UTC)

Attendre ... donc un tas de Québécois fait le Désencyclopédie en français, puis les Français sont venus et il a fallu plus? Putain, ces Français sont méchants! --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 October 2011, at 17:26
AAAAAAAAA!! STOP SPEAKING FRENCH! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:35, 9 October 2011
Allez-y et nous faire. Nous vous osez. --Evildemon PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 9 October 2011, at 19:31

edit I have an idea...

...for your Pac-Man (walkthrough). Mind if I try it out?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usMon, Oct 10 '11 22:24 (UTC)

just wanted to report back: my idea really didn't work. There's nothing I could do to improve it!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-usWed, Oct 19 '11 0:49 (UTC)

edit Test

Yes it is. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 08:54, October 21, 2011 (UTC)


I really like the pacman article and I hope it gets featured soon! If it pulled off an amazing vote...with so many people against it requires us to see JUST AS MUCH MANY PEOPLE who do like it. ;) I made a couple edits and put it here User:Shabidoo/Pac-Man ...sorry I hit save on your page instead of preview. Feel free to use the edits...and feel free to reject them ... seriously. In any case...I'm sure it will be featured soon! ROCKA ROCKA ROCKAND ROLL! --ShabiDOO 19:22, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hey. Thanks for the encouragement. I also hope it's gonna be featured even though this article seems to really divide the audience here! The last “against” comment asking for the deletion is particularly funny to me considering 26 people think it should be featured... By the way I really don’t know which score is needed to be featured. Any way you can change whatever you want but in my opinion, the text is funny because he has no specific explanation beside the picture and the instructions. Adding other stuff may lessen the shock value. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 19:29, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Hey...I can't really change it man. Its your article and its on BFH, it would bbe very uncouth to do so. The article with the final score each morning is slated for the next day's featured article. If its a tie...then the earlier nominate article gets precedence. 50/50 votes where the users votes are divided...are usually the best articles in my opinion. It will be featured. And a little tip. Try to keep the conversations on just one users' page. And write more articles :) --ShabiDOO 19:40, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
well in fact I'm a huge contributor (and admin) at French Désencyclopédie and I've decided to translate some of my articles (HowTo:Make me RICH for example that I think you appreciate) here both to improve my English and TO SHOW YOU WHAT IS TRUE HUMOUR YOU STUPID ROSBEEFS (or burgers) to establish the best relationships between our cultures. I'm also willing to write original content in English like I did this week with UnTunes:Gouda and you are welcome to give your opinion about my articles and correct the mispells. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 19:47, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
You might try Mattsnow...he is Quebecois and I know you would get allong. My mother is half french canadian though my french spelling and grammar is worse than my english one). There is a great article Negative potato that was translated by someone and polished by an admin from the french website. So...i cant help you really with the spelling and grammar because mine is terrible. I wouldn't mind translating an article from french though (ive already translated a spanish one to here and one here to spanish). Could you give me a link for the top 10 articles on the french site? --ShabiDOO 19:57, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Coincidently I’m the one who have translated Negative potato here even though I was not the original writer in French. Here is the link to the 2010 Top 10 but in my opinion, most of these articles are gonna be tough to translate and you might notice we tend to write much longer articles in the French site than on the English one. La Saga de la Dé for example has maybe around 15.000 words in 7 “episodes” but it’s an extreme case. One of my best article of 2011 is The Bible, Collector Edition and it’s pretty long but if you want to translate it, you’re welcome! This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 21:08, October 22, 2011 (UTC)
Ahh ha ha ha...i didnt realise it was you who translated it. I took a stab at expanding it when I first got here...though my original edits had a lot left to be desired. I probably wont translate your article are probably the best person to do it. But I'll read it and check out a few other articles and maybe translate one. You are completely right...all the latin-languages sites have super long articles. I find it really hard here to write short ones and edit edit edit!!! --ShabiDOO 21:11, October 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Are you stupid?

Yet another really great article. Too bad you're not an admin. Was this a translation or your own work? --ShabiDOO 00:56, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

in fact it was one of my earlier French articles (around 2008) based on a idea I had long time ago. I always wanted to translate it on Uncyclopedia because translation is easy but I had problems finding a way to adapt the scrolling text. The French article has a few more questions and some are different cause based on puns impossible to translate. Why is it that bad that I'm not an admin? I don't get it. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 07:40, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cluedo

Hi. I've stumbled around your VFH page, and wondered if you could tell us more about the page. Did you come up with the graphics yourself, or copy them from somewhere? It's a trip of an article, that's for sure. I've never seen the death pic of the two shooters before, so, ah, thanks? Please try to talk me out of my no vote (first I commented, then I voted yes, then no) Viva la France. Aleister 28-10

Amazingly talented article. Brilliant. I am speechless (I'm typing instead). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:58, November 1, 2013 (UTC)

edit UN:SIG

Hello! Your signature is not too long! Unfortunately, it spits out a lot of code onto every page you sign. If you would read the instructions in UN:SIG about putting this code inside a signature file, all we will see on the source code of the page is the name of the file (and the timestamp) and that will be a lot better. Thanks! Spıke ¬ 23:25 24-Nov-13

edit Introduction joke

We are on the main page today, hooray! Spıke ¬ 16:24 9-Dec-13

is is a joke? Is is an introduction? No ! It's an Introduction joke ! This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 08:39, December 10, 2013 (UTC)

edit Bible Collector's Edition

This is a promising start! But it seems to belong in the UnBooks project rather than the encyclopedia. Spıke ¬ 14:22 10-Dec-13

well, I don't know... For me a unbook is a story on its own, this is more an analysis of a book with extracts... You tell me when it's done and put it in the right section ok? This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 14:40, December 10, 2013 (UTC)

Well, the encyclopedia is to make absurd statements about real things (to assault a reader who looks up information on a real thing), while your article is an absurd thing (a hoax), as most UnBooks are. That is not a problem, but it is a problem that no one will look up an article with your title. As for when it's complete, I don't know. On Introduction joke, I didn't so much complete it as packaged it (with the "framing" idea); it might still be incomplete. Spıke ¬ 15:04 10-Dec-13

I have virtually achieved this text. All is missing are the pictures, I have made them but apparently it is not possible to upload due to server maintenance. Feel free to correct grammar and misspell as English is not my native idiom but if you don't mind I would prefer you don't change the article or add any content, it looks long enough for me! This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 16:55, December 10, 2013 (UTC)
Good funny ideas, I hope we can feature this if it gets the votes. I understand your point in that it isn't an UnBook but a review of a UnBook (which of course doesn't exist). --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:56, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
Good article! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 23:06, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
thx, but I have to say god helped me a lot on this shit so I give him half credit. By the way I'm not sure about the policy here but should I self-nom it or is it better to wait for someone else's nomination? On the French Désencyclopédie, self-nom is prohibited. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 08:02, December 13, 2013 (UTC)
Self-nom is fine and is more common out of the two. I encourage you to go ahead as long as you are happy with it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:10, December 13, 2013 (UTC)

edit Bible Collector's Edition

We do not expect perfect English from a Francophone contributor, and we all help one another with various aspects of contributing. Anon was uncouth to gripe (in a Change Summary) about his annoyance in doing the proofreading that he elected to do. But you ought not explain yourself on his talk page; these are only used to invite them to become Uncyclopedians, as Aleister did, and until they do, we normally don't bare our souls to them. Nor even let them edit Featured Articles, as Aleister observed; this must have been an oversight, though perhaps next time call for some checking before it runs on the main page. Cheers! Spıke ¬ 20:16 1-Jan-14

I totally understand, I kinda thought the "checking request" was mandatory when an article was in the VFH list as I would not want to see an article with a bad spelling featured. This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 21:52, January 2, 2014 (UTC)

Someone should have seen to it. Pennyfeather, our resident Proofreader, is away at college; he checked in briefly over the holidays but didn't dig into articles. Spıke ¬ 22:05 2-Jan-14

edit Uncyclopedia:VFP/Bible Collector's Edition

Hi WiiKend! The image you made for Bible Collector's Edition is great and reached Votes for Pictures! The only problem is that, at the end, instead of "pretty much it", it says "pretty it". Is there anything you could do about it? Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:52, October 29, 2014 (UTC)

Hi Anton. I was able to correct the grammar issue but I had to change the name of the file apparently so this is the new one This is not a signature - WiiKend Magritte 17:13, October 29, 2014 (UTC)
Thanks! I reuploaded the first one. Anton (talk) Uncyclopedia United 10:27, October 30, 2014 (UTC)
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