User talk:Whywhywhy/Making up Matrix quotes

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OK, so the idea I'm trying to build here is an article that sort of eventually reveals that all the quotes on Uncyclopedia are fake, the way the Matrix is fake. As if this is a shocking revolutionary concept and it'd being explained as if the writer is Morphsue and the reader is Neo. Funny? I hope so.

We can call it "the Quoterix"

Any other ideas?? Nerd42 15:56, 18 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Wtf kitten

Pills? You wanna feed me pills? Ew.

The purpose of the World Wide Web is to put up pictures of one's cats. So here's mine. Why? Because he's a kitten, and his name is Neo. (Pretty, intrepid, flies, is dumb as a brick.) Now, what's Agent Smith look like when he's fucked up real good on one of the orange ones? - David Gerard 19:11, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

lol --Nerd42 19:15, 26 Oct 2005 (UTC)

We should see if we can get Uncyclopedia Brown in there. Remember, he holds the entire Uncyclopedia in his head. Perhaps his head IS the Matrix! - David Gerard 17:59, 6 Nov 2005 (UTC)

This definitely needs more real quotes from the movies, altered to fit the site. Thomas Anderson 04:01, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

Well, go ahead and add some then! :) --Nerd42 04:15, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)
Oh, and shouldn't someone make an article for Morpheus? I'm not at all great at writing articles. Thomas Anderson 10:20, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)
then what are you doing here? people have tried that but nobody could think of anything funny except quotes from Morpheus. --Nerd42 14:27, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit Template:Q

Well, IMO, the quotes should be re-Q'd. Template:Q is in no trouble, it has been created as an alternative to writing out quotes raw. The admins have actually given me permission to replace raw quotes, but I won't fight for this article since my goal is mostly to replace the raw Ballmer & Kanye quotes, butI do think the entry is better off with Temlate:Q. -- neoEva88 MUN F@H PS CM NS (

Problem with using template Q: n00bs will never ever learn how to format them themselves, and one day some bright little chap will think how great it would be if the quotes didn't take up as much space and change all the quotes all over the site to little teeny unreadable sized text in one swoop. That's what this template:Q thing it going to end up being about. Mark my words :P --Nerd42 04:15, 26 Nov 2005 (UTC)

edit HowTo?

why is this suddenly a howto? --Nerd42 17:52, 15 Dec 2005 (UTC)

edit cool idea


This is actually what Agent Smith really looks like in real life. Really.

"Agent Thompson: You. "

"Agent Smith: Yes, me. "

"[turns Thompson into another Smith]"

"Agent Smith: Me... me... me... "

"Balrog: Me too. "

"Agent Smith: Me... me... me... "

any ideas as to how we could turn that bit into something funnier? --Nerd42 05:15, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)

edit Yay! Yay! Yay! U saved my page!

LOL you rock dude! what do you think about maybe putting it on another wiki somewhere? --Nerd42Talk 15:31, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

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