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Hello, Whyhow, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.
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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff!12:42 3-Nov-13
Hello and welcome! I replied underneath your question on the talk page.12:42 3-Nov-13
I moved this article into your userspace as you say you are stalled. The talk page went with it and is at User talk:Whyhow/Quantum medicine. The article is a concept and, as you say, not a complete article yet.
I see that Wikipedia does not have an article on quantum medicine, but WP:Biophoton has a section on quantum medicine. This could be a source for more ideas. Several of us have played recently at Nuclear weapon. It could be funny if the narrator of the article hopelessly confused positive peaceful use of radioactivity with weaponry.
There are several conceptual problems with this article. First, it is unlikely that anyone will look at Uncyclopedia for the article on quantum medicine. Your material might fit better as a new section or paragraph in another article, such as Medicine or Radioactive. The other problem is that your central theme, Schrodinger and being both dead and alive, is a cute conundrum, but not yet a real joke, unless it relates to something real, or twists and turns on itself in wordplay. 22:14 16-Nov-13