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If I forget to respond to one of your comments, just assume I said this: You have an interesting point, but how does that relate to the socio-economic dilemmae and paradoxical paradigm shifts of pre-Revolutionary Boston in an imperial modality?

edit Jamie Lynn Spears article

I'm conserving Jamie Lynn Spears for conservation week, so I got to do the editing. I expanded it and now I think it needs another pic. Any ideas? DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:46, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

I'll take a look. Also I didn't think about conserving an article I started; good idea. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:48, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thomas Jefferson Article

I'm doing my first rewrite, and I'm a bit nervous about the quality. There should be a Pee Review up for it, but you can always just tell me what you think of the basic concept I have going on Thomas Jefferson's article. --BlueSock 04:18, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Look for my review within 24 hours, probably less. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:12, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I'll check it out as soon as you can get it up. -- 19:05, November 3, 2009 (UTC) I fixed several things, and tried to tie random things into the article without throwing them out completely. I tried to use his hobbies of horticulture and invention to tie the drug usage and selling along with the odd part about his house in to the article. I think what you may have been implying with your review is that I may need to start over. I wouldn't take any offense if this were your opinion, and would start over, however, you need to let me know if you think this is salvageable. --BlueSock 03:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Personally, I think you'd be better off starting from scratch as I suggested, i.e. starting over. I'm going to repeat what I said in my review of Mancard:
"If you get nothing else from this review, understand that I like your writing and creativity. And no, I'm not just saying that to be nice--my friends know I don't make compliments I don't mean. I don't know if that's an asset or a character flaw, but it's there."
I think you started trying to fix an old article that, in my opinion, could be completely thrown out. You might want to work on this article in your user space, say at User:BlueSock/Thomas Jefferson just to make a break from what came before you. I think you're more talented than your material, which I still suspect comes largely from you reading the crap you find on most parts of this site. I still strongly recommend reading HTBFANJS and, if you've read it, rereading (I've been here two months and have read it or at least looked through it three times). And again, I'd suggest reading featured articles (and make sure you read the featured version; look for the template at the bottom of the article). You can find a list of last month's features at And by the way, I wouldn't recommend voting on them unless you've read them all. I don't think that's an actual requirement, but do think it's the fair thing to do.
You might want to know that the first article I started here sucked in early versions, as a user nicely told me, but I worked on it and worked on it and got it Pee Reviewed and worked and worked on it and a month later it got featured. You can certainly get featured too, and I think I've given you some ideas how. Any more questions, feel free to ask. And of course my opinion is ultimately just my opinion. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:55, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Okay, I'll start over then. This would be my first time writing about a real topic, so the rules are different here. I know you're a busy man, but it would mean a lot if you could glance through the first steps of my article, which I will be writing on the userspace you suggested. I'm working with another user on a different President article, and through his example I have some better ideas of how to start this off. I just need to make sure that I'm not too far off base. If you're interested in giving me advice, I'll let you know when I have enough of something for you to look at. --BlueSock 04:12, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Sure. I'll help as I can. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Attn: Regarding an article hosted on your website

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edit Thomas Jefferson Airplane

Right now I'm getting ready to pee review an article called Thomas Jefferson, and just read Gonzo journalism which quotes a song by Jefferson Airplane. Thomas Jefferson Airplane, anyone? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:49, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Jamie Lynn Spears

Thanks for nomming Jamie Lynn Spears! I'll vote for it but I want to wait til more ppl do. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:50, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

Hope it makes it this time! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:51, November 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Don't forget

Uncyclopedia:Top10 09/Oct Pup

Hey, thanks for the reminder! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:59, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Also, never forget. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:02, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Award!!!

Congratulations! One of these days I will have to come here for a conversation rather than to drop off an award. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:23, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Say, thanks! Sure, maybe we have can have a chat sometime while we're both using a urinal. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 14:52, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Anne Hathaway, DAP

Hi, saw you took my vote count up to 0 again. I tried. Anyway, would you like to coab on an Anne Hathaway page? I just want to put one up so we can include her on your Discordian American Princesses template. I'll toss up Anne and write a sentence or 10, but please jump on in, or on, her. Fnord. Aleister in Chains 16:13, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Take the nom and moral support as sincere; I'm definitely glad you're here. You just ended up signing up right after a noob who's been here longer got an article featured. I got NotM because I started during a really, really slow time here when most potential noobs were going back to school, so I had very little competition. The Discordian template was made by Mnbvcxz, and unfortunately I know virtually nothing about Anne Hathaway, but thanks very much for asking. I think Syndrome and I know Miley Spears are Discordians; you might want to ask them. Also Cainad who adopted Miley is Discordian, but I don't think he's active here right now (just checked--last post 20 September 2009). Which is rather sad as he's my Grandpa. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:34, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks. I'll run it by Miley, who worked up the Discordian American Princess category. Is Grandpa a real term or a Uncy term? I really wanted to go -4 on my votecount, that would be fun. And The Girl deserves the award anyway, she's a sprighty thing. Thanks again, and see you around. Take a quick look at my Unnews post today, on Marijuana and Florida, if you've got a minute. Smoke 'em if you have them and if you don't have them I'll sell 'em Aleister in Chains 20:08, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know if "Grandpa" is official or not, but probably not. But Cainad adopted Miley, and Miley adopted me, so.... Post a link to your UnNews post, and I'll be happy to look at it. Also I took the liberty of adding one more : before your comment. As sometimes these conversations grow rather long, if you have one more : than the comment you're responding to, it makes it easier to know what's a response to what. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:15, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Hi. The unnews article on Marijuana and Florida is on the Unnews page now, I don't remember it's entire name but click on UnNews. Would appreciate a look. Thanks for the template, I'll answer on my talk. Aleister in Chains 03:37, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
A question, if the marijuana article is the lead article on the page, does that mean its "featured", or just the next article in line to go to the spotlighted article? Thanks. That was a fun discussion earlier, thanks for the wakemeup. Yanks need one more out to win the Series, will go and watch that now. Aleister in Chains 04:47, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
It means that it's a featured UnNews. That's an arbitrary decision made by an admin. When we talk about featured we're usually referring to main page featured Pup
What Puppy said. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:11, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks, I knew that, should have said featured unnews. Aleister in Chains 11:02, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

My user, is this better? If so, I like it too, thanks for the push towards the cliff. Aleister in Chains 11:20, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit I'll be your noob!

o The preceding unsigned comment was added by Splosher (talk • contribs)
Dear Whoever-you-are,
Thanks for your request. You might want to know that when you post on a talk page i.e. discussion page here, you can sign your edits by typing ~~~~ at the end of your comment. That will show your user name (or IP if you aren't logged in) and the time you posted. That way I or whoever will know who I'm talking to. Note that edits on all other pages remain unsigned.
If you checked what I posted on Uncyclopedia:AAN/Adopters, you'll see that I make some silly comment about you auditioning. I don't expect you to do a song and dance (although that would be nice), just some indication that you seriously want to be a productive user here. If you tell me who you are, I can check any edits you've made. I look forward to hearing from you! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:08, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Hope that helps clear that up. You were the one who did the welcome for him/her as well. Pup
I appreciate it, but I could have simply checked the history. I did it this way to give me a chance to help a noob. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio
I thought as much, but I also wondered if you weren't asking too much of somebody who may be a complete novice at wiki-editing. given the fact that he/she tried to do :o without realising the consequences, and due to the nature of some of the edits, this one might need a little more hands on. Pup
At this point, I was starting with letting them know how to sign their name. That was one of the first things I had to learn back in the day, and even after I learned sometimes I forgot. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:57, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
I never forget!
I saw that!
Good for you! NOT PuppyOnTheRadio 22:23, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Splosher, I posted a more detailed comment on your talk page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:27, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Out-noble me?!

Ha! It cannot be done, my boy! Nevertheless, topping good form, wot. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:08, Nov 4 2009

Actually, I was just going for a tie. Quite honestly, if I were looking at two candidates one of whom was exactly like you and the other of whom was exactly like me (only not me; don't ask me how that works), I would have thought Necropaxx deserved it based on past achievements and Why? deserved it considering last month alone. So I would have been torn. You voting for me made my decision easier. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:20, November 4, 2009 (UTC)
Well, thanks. Not sure if I deserve it, but the three-way tie thing is pretty cool. Necropaxx (T) {~} Thursday, 00:44, Nov 5 2009
By "going for a tie" I meant tie you for being noble. I wasn't actually counting the third candidate who strongly asked to be withdrawn, but who may well be very deserving. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:12, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks for all the fish

And welcome to the Uncyclopedia/UnNews madhouse family of mischief and mayhem. Mostly, I am here to offer thanks for your comments of concern, and appreciation for the finer points of humor I listed on my User Page. While....oh fuck, somebody interrupted me at work while I was typing this, pretend I said something really rhetorical and dramatic... At any rate, have a nice day, and cudos on all your hard work to keep this place dust free!! User:Hawthorn Peebles/sig 18:13, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Wow! What you said was incredibly rhetorical and dramatic! And I've got my feather duster ready! Also 42. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Say, that makes it look like my categories are part of your user box. How'd you do that? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:51, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Must be leaking code... If so, my bad. Might have to solicit help... --Globaltourniquet GlobalTourniquetUnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 19:09, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit It's a Baby!


It's a baby and her name is Puffskein! And look, she's already learning sign language!

I'm the proud adoptive Daddy of Puffskein! I am such a proud Papa. And she has such a wonderful lineage, too! I was adopted by Miley Spears; Miley was adopted by Cainad. And User:PuppyOnTheRadio is Miley's brother, so he's my daughter's great uncle, and Syndrome is my step-dad or step-uncle, I'm not sure which, so he's my daughter's step-grandpa. Congratulations to me! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:28, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

A good choice, on both sides of the adoption. Your lineage seems to be topheavy with Discordians, and you've been having worthwhile conversations with other D'ord'ns. It seems Eris is tossing you an apple or three to see how your react. When it happened to me I set the apple on fire, and then caught 3 and 20 blackbirds to bake into a pie. . . (And fun, my Marijuana legalized in Florida unnews has been featured UnNews for about a day and a half now, my pipe overfloweth) Aleister in Chains 01:28, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
The last time one of my articles featured happened to be the day when people weren't able to get onto Uncyclopedia for about 5 hours... Pup

edit I love you

I'm a funny peluche from Atlantis. I search a family. Do you want be my family?--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 20:34, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

I just put a welcome message on your talk page, and will post a response to your request there in a little Whyle while. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:45, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
What??? --ChiefjusticeDS 20:55, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
What what? In other words, what are you asking? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I thought I was your one and only... --ChiefjusticeDS 22:24, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
Oh, that. Um, yeah, definitely! You're my one and only realizing one of his other one and onlies might see this so thinking fast Chiefster! Nobody else is my Chiefster! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:28, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit Oook!

Thanks. I'm now editing Mediterranean Sea, so i want to be a good user and I want to be active and collaborative.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 21:43, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Cool. I just added that article to my watch list. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:20, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit You're on of those reviewin fellas aint ye?

You weren't here for the epic event that was the multiple nominations of Leprechaun. That makes you completely unbiased, having never heard of the article, like most other reviewers have. So can you do the honor of giving it its final review? Thanks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by CheddarBBQ (talk • contribs)

I can do it, but you should also know if this is about the movie, I never saw it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:43, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I did see it. Be glad you never saw it. Or Leprechaun 2. Or Leprechaun 3. Or Leprechaun 4: In Space. Or Leprechaun: In The Hood. Or the ever popular Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood. Dear God... »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 20:04,6November,2009

edit Pereppeppe!

I've finished Galileo! So, on uncyclopedia there is a team that control what n00b do?--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 16:06, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

There's a team that controls what everybody here does; they're called ADMINS. Some time within a noob's first month, they will do one of two things:
  • One, implant a device inside the parietal lobe of your brain that integrates sensory information from different modalities and changes it to their modality so that all you see, hear, feel, taste, and smell on Uncyclopedia is controlled by them; or
  • Two, eat your brain.
WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:13, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I don't have a brain. I'm a bot. So admin don't fear me, and when I'll conquered the world they will implore me to save them!--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 17:16, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Well, when you conquer the world, remember me, OK? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:22, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Seriously, if you feel you're finished, I would suggest you put it up for Pee Review. It helped me turn a mediocre article into a featured article. Just click on the link above (or to your left), put the name of the article in the box at the bottom, click create entry, and go from there. If you have any futher questions on how it works, feel free to ask me. And I'd be happy to Pee Review the article--you can specify you'd like me to review it if you like, or feel free to leave it up there and let whoever review it. I will in no way be offended if you want someone else's opinion. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:19, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I will be very pleased, whatever you decide to review my article and to give me an opinion!--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 17:24, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Sure. Put it up for Pee Review and I'll take a look at it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:34, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Done it!--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 17:37, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I don't see it there right now, but that's not surprising--sometimes it takes a minute or two before it shows up on the list. I'll check back in a few minutes. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:42, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Also I added another : to the beginning of your comment. In order to make it easy for slow-witted people like me to see what's a response to what, it's general practice to put one more : at the beginning of your response to a comment than that comment has. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
I added Gaileo here! Thanks to all. Now Galileo is in the list. Bye.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 18:12, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hi

Could you please adopt me? I'm new here. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 16:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Why is it that as soon as I put up a notice on the appropriate AAN page that I am not currently adopting that wanna be adoptees are coming from everywhere? I checked your record: you started here February 15, 2009; have done well over 3,000 edits; co-wrote an article that was featured; and have one up for VFH right now that has a really good shot (score 9) of getting featured. Yep, you need to be adopted all right. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:31, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Lighten up, it was a joke.. No need for that investigation shit. Also, since you mentioned it, why dont you go vote on that article on VFH. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:19, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Lighten up, it was a joke. Also I read the article when it was first put up for VFH. It's probably going to get featured, but I don't get Tweets so am abstaining. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:39, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Me neither. I'm not particularly fond of tweets. I thought of converting it into a diary at some point, but meh. It's funny as it is.. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:45, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Mooshykins! What are you doing? Don't make me get out the belt. »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 19:53,6November,2009
Sorry, papa. I was just creatively whoring my article to this nice man over here. Just as you've taught me. FreddThe Redd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 20:00, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit While we are vote whoring

I have no issue with you voting as per your conscience, but I just want to clear up was your vote on Street Fighter an abstain or an against? Pup

An abstain. It looked like the jokes were dependent on knowing the game, and as far as I can remember I've never played it. And I notice the code on its VFH page got screwed up some how. Did I do that? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:06, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
OK I didn't screw it up. But I did fix it. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:10, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

edit The review

Thanks for doing the review. There are just a few things I ant to point out. You talked about the translation thing. For this, I was trying to imply that yes, it was an unknown language, causing the translation to be horrible and incredibly inaccurate, with a bit of bias. You said frequently about pushing the credibility and stuff. I was trying to make the people"taking care of the situation" look like arrogant idiotic assholes. That's why they don't check for the Leprechaun, and continue to do extremely dangerous research. As for the Green Party, I had to insult them, simply because it fit. You can't use the name "Green Party" and not comment on the actual Green Party. Let's see... uh... the document (on paper) was burned, but you're reading it digitally. It's meant to have the government overlook digital documents, and how things get released and spread via internet and such. The 3rd footnote: Hillbilly locals pissed on the cops that insulted them. It was an insult towards hillbillies.

I know it's not the funniest HAYHAHAHAHlolozzzomglulz article ever, but I meant a lot of the humo(u)r to be subtle, as to keep the official tone of the article. I'm actually write a lot, but most of my writings are dramatic or frightening stories, which may have shown a bit in the way I wrote that. Still, I did tighten up some loose ends and grammar stuff (I can't believe I never realized that I had used German food in an Irish story). I'm glad you liked the images and stuff (the 2nd image was not the original. The original was gory and stuff, but one reviewer felt offended by the use of it, so I changed it).

Also, I'm somewhat baffled that I scored lower on my 5th review than on my 1st... Still, thanks. It was very helpful, and maybe in a little bit of time, I'll come whoring it to you. Arrivederci e addio Mr. Perché? »» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 16:35,7November,2009

I see your points; thanks. But I think most of what you say in your first paragraph above asumes the reader knows what you're thinking. That's, of course, a problem with virtually any writing, determining how much to tell the reader and how much to assume the reader will figure out. Also I don't think you have to describe the real Green Party if you've made up something else about them--unless you can incorporate the reality and your fiction together. A Green Party that follows the Leprechaun because they're high at the time and then leaves when they aren't is not the same one that's a group of terrorists who follows President Obama (I'm writing this from memory, so may have a couple details off). In any case, my opinion on the points you mentioned remains the same, and is of course just my opinion.
I probably would have liked your current less gory image than the original, but of course haven't seen the original.
As for scoring, I personally don't think the numbers I write down are nearly as important as the comments. I don't think I've given a 10 on any one part of a review yet, and I don't think an opinion of an article can truly be translated into numbers. But I will say that almost every VFH article I reviewed that I thought was ready to be featured was featured (there was one exception), and every one I thought wasn't ready to be featured wasn't featured. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:57, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, I see what you mean. But yeah, people see things differently than other people I get that. I knw I never mentioned Obama (I love Obama) but I actually didn't mean green as in pot high green. I actually used the Green Party originally, to work as a double entendre (or whatever that's called) for the actual Green Party and the Green Irish color thing. I added the thing about the drugs recently.

But now I guess it would be fair to fill you in on the past. This article was nominated 4 times I think. The first nom resulted in 23 for votes, and ended up getting it quasi'd. The nom was filled with lots of drama and very different opinions (comments included "Bloody hilarious," "Absolutly amazing," "A great article," "Bland," "Feels like a square peg," and "It wasn't even funny!"). After failing with a total score of 11 (never understood how that worked out) it was nommed less than week later by Doc Hippo, and was closed almost instantly for being re-nommed too quickly. About 2 months passed, and it was re-nommed again, and I voted against as I still was not satisfied with it. I completely trashed the 2nd half of the article (which admittedly made no sense and kinda ruined it). I re-wrote a bunch of stuff. Then I asked you to review it. Then you did, and commented, and I commented back, and so did you, and so am I. I think that makes you pretty much caught up. This was actually started for the last Conservation week (The reason I only have 4 articles is because my article take approx. 6 months each). Anyways, so yeah, I'll look back over it, take your stuff in mind, change what I think may need changing, and voila. Something else will happen. Cool. K bye. Also:

“I chuckled out loud at the Green Party reference, drawing a few odd looks”
~ Necropaxx

»» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 17:35,7November,2009

So? Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 01:39, Nov 8 2009

edit all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

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Why can't you do the review, why, why, why!?

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--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 23:07, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

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This is really very pointless, for which I'm sorry.
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   Orian57    Talk   Union pink 00:35 8 November 2009
Cheddar just wants to fit in with the other people.
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Please don't hurt me. I'm ascared.
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»» Back ² Tha Hood»» 4-leaf-clover 00:58,8November,2009
Bugger me this is really annoying
Bugger me this is really annoying et al
Do you mind if I shrink it down a little?
Messing with my talk page. Lousy kids. Bah, Humbug! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:46, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Proofreading

Hey, I see you're in proofreading brigade. Could you then look on my articles and correct grammar mistakes? It's hard to write really well if you're not native user and you've never left your own country :P My articles are listed on my userpage. Not all need tidying but last 2 unnewses and HowTo:Be a Good Catholic or Two Sicilies need it. Thanks in advance. PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 20:09, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

I would be happy to look over one of your articles. Let me know which one you'd like me to look at. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:25, November 9, 2009 (UTC)
Hm... Let's say check HowTo:Be a Good Catholic as first. But if you will be bored you can check also another, let's say Two Sicilies :) PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:45, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit Thanks

edit Okay, you mangy colonists.

I've been commissioned by Mooshy to rerererevitalize IC. I'm to be the glorious leader, etc. because Sissy, Gerry, and Opty have all fucked off. So, I have a few general ideas to start with on what to do. First of all, no fucking infighting. What's said by the authority figures goes. This is Imperial Colonization, not Imperial United States Congress. Second, there should be more of a limit on articles for nomination. Somewhere between 5 and 10. We'll never get to all 17 that are up there if people's votes are so scattered. Third, an active recruiting drive. It fits the name. We're going to draft Satirical Soldiers to deal with the bloody natives at those shit articles on IC. This said, I still want to hear all of your opinions on what to do. Either drop me a line on my talk page, or I'm on IRC damn near all day very weekday. So lets get going, Colonizers! Where the Wild Colins Are - LET THE WILD RUMPUS START! 16:57, November 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Apologies

Sorry friend, I should've realised that a similar name would already be in operation. I just spotted the phrase on the registration screen and typed it into the username field. No impersonation/impertinence intended! -- Whydoineedtoprovidethis 01:12, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I chose the name for the same reason. And I've only had it for a little over a couple months, so had you been here earlier I would have unintentionally been imitating you. The only thing I'm concerned about is confusion over who's who. I don't want you getting in trouble for my actions. No, actually maybe that would be all right. I'll ask an admin's opinion and see what he or she suggests. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:17, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Oh dear. We can barely handle one of you. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:19, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
That's what I was thinking. I can barely handle one of me. Still, it might be nice to have a clone. One clone's hand scratches the other's back, etc. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:06, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I may have just the right image for you to use as a signature... Pup
Which is.... WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:07, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
I was actually talking to Y2. But it's actually something that you ripped off from some wanker... Pup
Oh, yeah, that. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:15, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit With regards to our "range-block" friend

Remember? The one we briefly discussed on MrN's talk page.

Have a look at this. I'm nearly one hundred percent certain this is the guy. If he is, then he's not going to change his ways just because we ask nicely. I post this because of your comments about letting him have a chance to edit positively. I'm not trying to prove you wrong or anything, but I want people, particularly interested parties, to know what's going on. --Andorin Kato 10:01, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

I'm sure you aren't trying to prove me wrong, as my point was someone I know well was blocked indefinitely because of being mistaken for a sockpuppet, and not about this case. I will add that, in my friend's case, there was no similiarity in editing style between my friend and the sockpuppets, and they weren't even working on any of the same articles. I don't know if you ever heard of Scibaby and its sockpuppets, but that's a well-known one too. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:54, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit Proofreading

Oh well, that was bad indeed :P I probably wrote that sentence in English while I was thinking in Polish :P Anyway, at least in Polish there is tradition that local priest is visiting nearby homes. It occurs in weeks after X-mas. He enters home, he takes money (preferably higher than it's really needed and higher than people can afford. Then he blesses house and its inhabitants and then he goes to another home. I hope you understand it now :P

Btw, is my English grammar SOOOOO bad? :P PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:10, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

Your spelling was actually better than most of what I've seen here. Most of the fixes had to do with leaving out English prepositions and other short, minor words such as "as, a, the." That I suspect is a difference between Polish and English--in English they usually aren't necessary to understand the meaning, but are to make a sentence sound like regularly spoken and written English. Some of them were technically correct the way you worded them. For example, you wrote "when a priest is visiting your home" which is proper English, but it would generally be considered better as "when a priest visits your home" because that sounds less passive.
And I'm sorry, but I'm still not positive I understand what you meant by "When a priest is visiting your home, you should prepare 5 number amount or hell fire will burn you!" I think it's the "five number amount" that threw me--do you mean five dollars, five pounds, etc.? The problem, in addition to it being improper English, is that 5 pesos is completely different from 5 yen, 5 dollars, 5 pounds, etc. It could be a relatively large amount in one currency, and extremely small in another. What about, "When a priest visits your home, you should give him a generous donation or Hell fire will burn you!" Unless you let me know otherwise, I'll change it to that. Happy editing! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:31, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Well, in Polish (and most Slavic langauges) we don't have ANY articles. We use words without articles (but we have 8 cases for nouns and different forms for each person for verbs so we do not need articles or even.. we don't eeven use words like "I, you", because you know to who you are talking from form. like idę, idziesz, idzie, idziemy, idziecie, idą are forms for "go" in present simple and you have just "go and goes"... And we have also different forms for each person (differencing sexes...) in verbs in past simple (szedłem, szedłeś, szedł, szliśmy, szliście, szli are Polish for I/you/he/we/you/they WERE GOING... Imagine now that there are different forms for women (szłam, szłaś, szła, etc...) and imagine there are different forms for different aspects.. multiplying by sexes... adding new forms for future tenses done/undone... adding that ortography is determined by "who the hell knows" and in fact several letters are for same sounds... Jeez.. good we don't have articles :) NOW YOU SEE HOW RETARDED IS POLISH LANGUAGE :) And while writing or speaking English I totally don't feel any need of using them as they seem to be unnatural for me. I know it's A bad habit but I'm working on it ;)

And by meaning 5 number amount I meant like 10000 or 20000, what is a bit exaggerated ;) But your proposition is nice.

Btw, do you like that article PoliszSir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj KUN 21:53, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

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