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Thanks for welcoming me. I'll check your talk page.

edit Noob of the Month

You seem to know how a wiki works, which is what I like to see. I nominated you so the other users can get familiar with you and see what you're made of. But I'll change my vote if you don't live up to the precedent you're setting, don't think I won't. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:18, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

I've worked on wikis, but not here. Thanks for the nom! Why do I need to provide this? 05:22, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Oh snap. I suppose you haven't had time to read the policies linked above, so let me just point you to a relevant chapter in HTBFANJS. The truth is often funnier than outright lies. When you're writing Sun Bees, please keep in mind that this is a humor wiki and not a random wiki. In fact, there's an entirely separate wiki for nonsense. I know this can be hard when you're new here. Heck, my first article was this embarrassing thing, and I don't know why it hasn't been deleted yet, but I've written better and more coherent things since. Just please make sure that when you're writing, you're making jokes that most people should be able to get. Okay, that's all the micromanagement you'll get from me today. Happy writing! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:52, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
I see what you mean. I'll work on it. Why do I need to provide this? 15:41, September 2, 2009 (UTC)
Just a note that I worked on it, and put it up for a Pee Review. WHY??? 03:47, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Oregon Trail

A belated token of gratitude. Thanks! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[21:47 3 Sep 2009]

edit Why do I need Brooke Shields?

Brooke Shields (2008) Miley Spears thanks you for voting
For the VFH nominated
Brooke Shields.
It was selected as the
Feature article for
September 4, 2009!

Thanks for voting for Brooke Shields! I tried to make it sound like a real encyclopedic article only, and am pleased you liked it. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 01:46, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Sig

You know, you can make a signature for yourself if you want. Just put coding in WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio--Almost Sir Random Crap

Thanks. I don't why I chose a user name that's so long. Just wasn't thinking. Why do I need to provide this? 19:28, September 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit User:MacMania/Red Dwarf

  1. Thanks!
  2. Yes, I'm crazy. I'm also rather crazy about Red Dwarf, and I've only known it for about two weeks (the span it took me to watch Series 1-7 and Back to Earth).
  3. Yeah, I had some thought about mock-criticising how stereotypical Cat's behaviour is, but didn't manage to quite fit it in.
  4. Tikka to Ride would, in fact, be the episode I was referring to in the "nuclear holocaust" tidbit.
  5. The plot synopses seem the most problematic to me as well. I think I sort of rushed through them; hence the comparatively low quality. I like the idea of focusing on references from popular culture; I agree that this would vastly improve the synopses.
  6. Spin-offs? Remind me a little ... do you mean the novels? the comics? the magazine? Red Dwarf Night? ALL OF THEM?!
Yes. I don't know if you want to go into them too much, but I think a mention would be good. Also there was a pilot for an American series, but I don't think it ever aired. Maybe it got sucked down a black hole. Why do I need to provide this? 05:21, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

Cheers. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[05:17 7 Sep 2009]

How am I doing so far? Is this somewhat better? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:36 7 Sep 2009]
NO! To me it's a lot better. I loved "She would subsequently spend most of her time whining." And going after series VII and VIII instead of just bypassing them I think is much better. Some of the lines that I found mildly funny before seem funnier now with your improvements. The only thing that really stands out in a negative way is the strikeouts. Yes, I know that is likely based on my suggestion to bring in how Red Dwarf rips off everything (which I think is part of what makes it so great). But I think it might work better if you had some sort of an intro leading into the strikeouts, like that indicates what critics have accused it of ripping off, or something. I don't have anything specifically in mind, but something so that reader's will get the joke that a strikeout definitely does not indicate a ripoff. WHY??? 19:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks! I'll certainly try to introduce it smoothly, although I'll probably put this through another Review anyway. By the way, did it occur to you as well that if Red Dwarf were a series of UnScripts, it would probably fail UN:HTBFANJS because of tedious pop culture references? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[20:09 7 Sep 2009]
Getting someone else's opinion in another Pee Review sounds like a great idea. And as for Red Dwarf failing, no, I didn't think of that. But it's funny, funny fail. WHY??? 20:15, September 7, 2009 (UTC)
Also, here's an idea that just entered my mind: should I rewrite my rewrite entirely, and treat Red Dwarf as a deeply philosophical space opera? MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[14:39 7 Sep 2009]
That might work, but I like what you've got. WHY??? 19:49, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks

Thank you very much for your compliment. And I'll try to be more modest.--Almost Sir Random Crap

We don't have to be modest, just learn how to pretend. WHY??? 03:44, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit I'll be your new Mommy

I'm your new Mommy, you lucky baby! I'll take care of you, and help you, and nourish you, and encourage you, and change your diapers no let's not go there. But I will have to peek inside your diapers just a bit to see if you're a boy or a girl!

Really please ask for help if you need it. I told you I'm really pretty new here myself, but you insisted on being adopted, so I'll try to help! But I think you know things already I don't. I looked at your Sun Bee article and I really like it! But I don't think I'll be much help because I'm not a scientist so somebody else can Pee Review it for you. But I like it! Huggies and Kissies for my Baby. And don't take that the wrong way! :P DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:04, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

Great! And you'll nourish me? Does that mean, er, uh, nevermind. Hugs and Kissies to Mommy. Also I don't have a problem if you think of me as your little boy. WHY??? 12:03, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Ok sonny! :x DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:56, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit user:Why?

Hya, don't know who gave you that advise but we don't really allow sockpupets or userpages which direct to other userpages (as with user - Why?). So, I'll remove those and block that user account, so don't freak out. What you can do is either change your name via sannse or keep it as it (which I think it's perfectly fine really). Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:59, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

edit Prehistoric Thanks

edit Your Sig..

Is code spewing. To fix that, I believe you need to input it as {{Nosubst:User/sig}} format under your preferences. (Actually, I'm completely sure how it works, as I use a different, more complicated method, but that is beside the point.) --Mn-z 04:37, September 9, 2009 (UTC) --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)

I believe the proper syntax is {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Syndrome/sig}}, if you want to sign your posts as me. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:45, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry if my code has been spewing. But you gotta expect that--I'm just a baby, and baby's spew. Seriously, is it correct now? {{SUBST:Nosubst:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:52, September 9, 2009 (UTC) No, it's not. I set preference as {{Nosubst:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} and you can see what came out. It keeps adding that SUBST part in. Any idea what I can do to fix it? And if it means you going in and fixing User:Why do I need to provide this?/sig, got for it.Why???
Another try at my signature using {{SUBST:nosubst|User:Syndrome/sig}} with ~~~~ {{SUBST:nosubst:Why do I need to provide this?/sig}} 04:56, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yo, it's {{SUBST colon nosubst pipe User etc. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:55, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I missed the pipe--I'm too young to smoke. Thanks for your patience. I'll try again. Here's my siggy I hope. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:59, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Facepalm emote gif You forgot the "User:". --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:01, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
One more try and if this fails then I'm going back to the plain default until I can figure out why my brain isn't in gear. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:02, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Did that work right? Sorry, I should have gone to bed about two hours ago, and my brain isn't wroking rihgt. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:03, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, it worked fine. The link to your talk page isn't working because we're already on your talk page. Go to bed now. Mommy's waiting. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:06, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Syndrome you deserve a spanking. SPANK! No wait I'm making a template for that. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:51, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks a lot for your help. I really appreciate it. But it's kind of creepy that you made a joke about my mom before I even knew I was going to have a mom here. And in another post you talked about her drinking like you were her ex or something? Did you predict the future, or is this just some sort of temporal distortion? And are you my father, or me in some alternate universe? And are we really here, or is this all just a dream? Yep, it's time for me to go to bed. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:12, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Trust me, Baby Son, you had a Mommy before you started here. Wiki editors always have a Mommy before they start doing wikis, except for Jimbo Wales. And don't mind Syndrome. Syndrome is your cousin and NOT your father. I don't know who your Daddy is, but it is NOT Syndrome. No way! Totally no way! I'm totally positive it's not him! I think. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 19:45, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Who unhuffed your Sock?

Pup t 02:34, 10/09/2009

I have no idea. If you find out, let me know! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 15:40, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

Interesting, but still blocked Pup t 21:01, 10/09/2009

Admins aren't limited by the laws of physics. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:05, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Cousin

Congratulations, I have just forcibly made you my cousin, just as Miley Spears is your mom! Are you happy? (If you say no, I'll delete your Sun Bee article, cut your balls off, and blame it on PuppyOnTheRadio)--Almost Sir Random Crap

Oh, yes, sure I'm happy. Golly gee, look at me! I'm covered with happiness all over! Cousins? Wowsers! (By the way, how do you fit in my family tree? Are you my Mommy's sister's son/daughter, or Daddy's whoever that is, or what? And I'll warn you, if you're in the family I'll draw a picture of you.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:19, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
How much more obvious could it be? You're like all those people who can't tell Superman is just Clark Kent without glasses. Or all those people who believe in the lunar landing. --C:\syndrome\_ 01:55, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Stuff it. With all this familial love I'm feeling left out, so I'm now your dodgy uncle that you see only at holidays who seems to spend just a little too much tinme talking to the young girls with his hands in his pockets. (I'm just trying to prtect them from 'shroom, honest. Both the girls and the testicles. Not the girls testicles though.) Pup t 02:58, 11/09/2009
But Puppy, if you're my son's uncle then you get to be my older brother! Or older brother-in-law. I don't remember which, but I know you're older because you started here before me. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:32, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Older brother, and father! (cue musical sting here, and slow pan in on Miley's face, and then ad break!) Pup t 03:13, 13/09/2009

edit Your ancestry

(improved version)

Here is your incest story ancestry, son User:Why do I need to provide this? First Void produced The Trilogy all by itself. It didn't have to do that thing you saw in Mommy's picture books. The Trilogy is Sister Eris Discordia, Sister Aneris Harmonia, and Brother Spirituality. Then Eris Discordian got together wtth God Bob (and no Bob doesn't mean "battery operated boyfriend," so don't believe your Uncle). Discordia birthed Adam, Eve, Lilith, Steve and Reverend Loveshade. One of these is Hermaphroditus, but Mommy's not sure which. Meanwhile Eris Discordia and Aneris Harmonia got together with Dildo Diploos who's also called Double Dipper and produced Cherub Princess Shamlicht and Cupid. Then the brother and sister Adam and Eve made Cain and Abel and other kids who spent a lot of time with their Uncle God Paidophilia. Then Cain and Adam both got together with the same girl, who was probably Obscenia, and out came User:Cainad. Then Cainad got together with Eris Discordia and made me.

Then I went to a party with your great Uncle User:Todd Lyons, User:I'mthedaddy, User:MadMax, User:Optimuschris, User:An_Ape_that_Only_Exists_on_Thursdays, User:Siddhartha-Wolf, User:Sockpuppet_of_an_unregistered_user, User:Binky The WonderSkull, User:Under user, User:Thekillerfroggy, User:Dr. Chuck, User:WiiKend, User:Mnbvcxz, User:Acrolo, User:Mordillo, User:THEDUDEMAN, User:Orian57, User:Roman Dog Bird, User:Spang, User :Bl888, User:ImNotASunbeam‎, User:Necropaxx‎, User:LittlePinkSock,‎ your Uncle User:PuppyOnTheRadio, your other Uncle User:Syndrome, your other other Uncle Fearless Fred and his father-son Crow who's your great uncle and you cousin, your Uncle or Aunt The Unknown God or Goddess Mommy's not sure which, your cousin User:Bad Shroom and a lot of other people, one of whom might be your Daddy. While I was at the party I socialized, and nine months later I adopted you. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:28, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Gee, thanks Mommy! That really clears it all up. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 16:08, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Ummm, that was you? That was a great party. I hope you enjoyed myself as much as I think I enjoyed myself. Did you ever get the pictures developed? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN19:48, 11 Sep

Yes. Nine months later. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:14, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Why do I always miss that kind of party? Ah well, I guess I'll just go back to Cajek's list, someone has to do all the difficult counting while UU is away after all. Now which one of you people stole my glasses and calculator? --ChiefjusticeDS 19:56, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Weren't you at the party? Oh, we moved the party to your courtroom! Say, didn't you perform some kind of ceremony? I don't remember what it was. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 20:16, September 11, 2009 (UTC)
Well now you mention it, I do vaguely remember saying something like "to cherish forever" the rest is all a bit fuzzy. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:24, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

edit Imperial Colonization

Sonny Baby, you said you wanted to join IC? I think it's long enough so you could sign up at Hey, sign up here! (Membership requests). We're having final votes so sign up if you want to. If not Mommy will understand. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 22:45, September 11, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll check it out. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 10:04, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit I don't want to abandon you

I feel terrible doing this to you, but I am very upset right now. Not at you you're totally cool! Please see my user page or talk page. I'll check my user page if you want help on something. I don't know how I can help if I'm not posting here. I'm sorry. Maybe this will be fixed right away and I'll be back. I hope so because I really like it here. But one person can crap it up. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 05:32, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

Miley, I think I figured out what happened. Please see my post on your talk page. I hope it helps. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 10:03, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

edit For future reference

When a conflict happens on a wiki, the more users butting in, the more mayhem, the more people upset. I did not need the whole explanation you left on various talk pages on what is, essentially, a simple miscommunication between to editors. I removed the picture, case closed. You might know other wikis, but I've been dealing with conflicts here for over three years. Next time - please stay out of conflicts you are not part of, even if you have good intentions. Thanks. ~Jewriken.GIF 14:58, September 12, 2009 (UTC)

You still don't get it, do you Mordillo? If Why do I need to provide this? hadn't figured out what happened and I just listened to you calling my feelings idiotic and nonsense, I would have left. And from what Why? said he might have left too. Why? is my adopted noob, so he has every right to get involved and he fixed the problem. I'm not mad at the other user anymore. Read my note on your talk page. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 18:36, September 12, 2009 (UTC)
I gave my response on your talk page. Thank you for listening. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:21, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit What is this about?

I looked at!&curid=413676&diff=4101727&oldid=4100408 and I clicked on the picture link but there wasn't anything there. Opty didn't post the pic that started this whole problem, did he? Tell me that's not what he did. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:42, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

I was sort of hoping you wouldn't notice that. But Mordillo fixed it. Please don't blame Uncyclopedia for the action of one person. While you or I may not agree with everything admins do around here, an admin did fix it. And people here do care about you, including me. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
What a jerk! And after he apologized? What a hypocrit! Don't worry I'm not mad at Uncyclopedia and definitely not made at you! But I'm not talking to Opti whatever except to tell him off! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:55, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Uh, Miley? Please be careful. Maybe you might want to take a break first. I think Opti deserves, well, I'll shut up on that. But don't cause problems for yourself because of what someone else does, OK? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:57, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit Excellent

GoldenShower Rejoice, Why do I need to provide this?! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

Hello! I am just dropping by to say thank you! In my recent travels through the list of PEE reviews, yours have stood out as being some excellent work and well above the standard we expect. I would like to interrupt my default message to make special mention of your review of Red Dwarf which was one of the most involved and well considered reviews I have seen in a while. In recognition of this and in recognition of your being a very promising new reviewer I bestow this shiny award upon you. We at the holy list of PEE always appreciate people who take the time to give pertinent feedback to writers and I hope to see you round the queue much more. Thanks again --ChiefjusticeDS 08:05, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Smeg! Pup t 09:20, 14/09/2009
Smeg head! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:36, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Coming from a RotM, I feel especially honored. Thanks. (Please insert funny, modest-sounding joke here. I'm at a rare loss for words.) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:35, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
A deserving award, sir, with just two minor comments: 1) sorry for not remembering to give you this, and 2) sorry for not remembering to give you this. Now, I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one comment, but I thought it was such an important one that it was worth mentioning twice. Thanks again for that fantastic review! MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png 16px-HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png 16px-ChekhovSig.png16px-JapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN[19:55 14 Sep 2009]
Oh, goodness, you don't have to apologize for not giving me an award! This was completely unexpected, especially as it was my first review here. I think it's a sign that I've spent too much time watching Red Dwarf. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:01, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Congratulations, Baby! That's totally cool and Mommy's proud of you, Little Whyner! DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:47, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

This part is from my talk page. I copied it here because I'm archiving my talk.

Congratulations Mommy! Remember this is an RotM who gave you this. I got one too. I would go look at you doing pee reviews but, well, should a son watch his Mommy doing that? WHY??? 19:20, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Of course you can watch, silly boy. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:49, September 15, 2009 (UTC)

edit Mommy

This 'mommy' stuff is fucking creepy! mAttlobster. (hello) 20:39, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

You wouldn't think that if you had a mommy. Maybe somebody will adopt you! (Seriously, it's a running joke that's only a few days old. Like all good things that get digested with time, it will pass). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:42, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Then why can't I find the diamonds I swallowed to get them across the border back in February? --C:\syndrome\_ 20:44, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
If you swallow diamonds, you really need to check the toilet before you flush. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:47, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
So you're saying my GI tract isn't all pimped out with dat bling-bling now? I want my money back. --C:\syndrome\_ 20:56, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
I don't know, it might be. I'm not qualified to perform an evaluation of the bling-bling quality rating of the intestinal tract. I'd advise locating a qualified technician to perform a colonoscopy for you. Or an enema. Or just get someone to look up your ass. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:07, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
By the way, have you noticed that discussions on user pages are often much funnier than most of the articles here? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:07, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
I try and think of it as brainstorming... throwing up ideas and seeing what sticks... Three articles that I have created so far have come from user pages or forums, including one currently up for VFH. Hint! Pup t 22:53, 14/09/2009

edit RE: The n00b Survival Guide

Yeah. The name can be misleading. Rather than being a survival guide for n00bs, it's a guide for those of us who are 1337 in surviving the spilling of n00bsauce over the internets. Glad to know you've read it though! Cheers! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:39, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

Actually, I found the misleading title pretty funny. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 20:43, September 14, 2009 (UTC)

edit Welcome Message

I removed your sig because the date will not be automatically updated. There is a way to do it properly but I'll need to dig up my scripts. I'll get back to you on that. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:26, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

How are you placing the template? Manually? ~Jewriken.GIF 19:28, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
If this helps this is cut and paste from my user preferences. {{Subst:Nosubst|User:PuppyOnTheRadio/sigmund}}<small><small><span class="sigexpand">''t''<span class="sighidden"> {{SUBST:CURRENTTIME}}, {{SUBST:CURRENTDAY}}/{{SUBST:CURRENTMONTH}}/{{SUBST:CURRENTYEAR}}</span></span></small></small> Pup t 22:52, 17/09/2009
I started with the basic Welcome message, and altered it. I also messed up because it won't automatically put in the user name, so apparently got some more of the code wrong. I've been typing in {{User:Why do I need to provide this?/Welcome}}. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:28, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit Flash gordon

Hi, thanks for the PEE. i'd kind of lost interest because I didn't think it quite worked but I can see your point that leaving the outing til the end would improve it, and leaving the rest deadpan. It's just so camp it's hard not to give in to temptation. Don't think I'm going to go for American spellings though or remove absolutely everything that Americans won't instantly understand - everyone else is expected to follow their culture - they can surely manage standard English

Apologies for the dreadful grammar this is a product of;

a) Not really bothering to finish it properly

b) Being educated in Wales and not learning English until 8 or 9 years old

c) Hippy Highschool teachers who didn't believe in the facism of commas etc

I'll let you know when (rather than if) I re-write along the general lines of your review -- 22:26, September 16, 2009 (UTC)

Of course do what you want. Maybe I'mthedaddy will want to work on it. But really, I think with a little work it could be a very good article. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:54, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
I don't suppose you know anything about The Who and/or Dr Who? I have a slightly sttuck article that might benefit from some equally thoughtful suggestions if you do. -- 22:26, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
Also, the reason I failed to signeither comment correctly is because I am a cretin--Sog1970 22:28, September 16, 2009 (UTC)
I know a little about the Who. As for Doctor Who, let's just say one day I plan to remodel a house so that to enter a game room you have to go through what looks like a Tardis. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:42, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
It would be nice if daddy had a go, but he almost certainly won't. I feel the need to include the phrase "admired his spunk" in Flash G. By the way, why is Roosevelt not appropriate, surely he was president in the 1930s?
Because Roosevelt was president in the 1930s. Flash Gordon takes place in the far future (in the television program, in the year 3200 or there abouts, if memory serves.) As for "Admired his spunk"--yes! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:32, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Ah, I always thought it was set contemporaneously (if there is such a word). Wikipedia claims that Zarkov came back from the future - so that will have to do
According to Wikipedia, "In this series, Flash, Dale, and Dr. Zarkov worked for the Galaxy Bureau of Investigation, approximately 1200 years in the future." But the various versions of Flash Gordon weren't at all consistent on their timeline, and the parts of the Uncyclopedia article I liked the best set it in the 1930s, so ignore my unhelpful comment about not mentioning Roosevelt--sorry about that. Use him if you will. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:27, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

This seemed like a good idea when i started but now I realise that I know a lot less about Dr Who than The Who and I'm starting to lose the will to finish it. Any suggestions accepted if you can waste ten minutes looking at it--Sog1970 21:30, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I can't spare the time right now, but will. I haven't read the article, but love the title. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:34, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Sog, I looked it over, and will post a note on your user page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:37, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

More Keith Moon stories seems an obvious place to start

I'm going to stop bothering you soon but I feel you'll like this link- it's fantastic . I've started the rewrite but English is difficult, eh! Why can't we all just speak a nice phonetic language? Diolch yn fawr iawn. --Sog1970 23:11, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

That's what the world needs, a Flash Gordon wiki. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:58, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

I think I've finished Flash, mostly along the lines of your suggestions. Are you still nommed for noob of the month? I feel the need to vote for you for someting. I've never had such a useful and thorough PEE. That sounds disgusting! --Sog1970 22:53, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
I put a response on your talk page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:22, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote. Looks like it'll feature now but it certainly wouldn't have in its original incarnation. I kind of knew there was a decent article in there somewhere but I had no idea how to get it to where it should have been all along. Thanks again. Looks like you're a shoe-in for the NotM and quite right. --Sog1970 18:50, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
I'm glad I could help by stimulating the oyster so it would release the pearl (and other wise sayings that have nothing to do with sex).
Also I posted this on your user page but I'm posting it here too:
Perfect Timing on getting this article featured: Ming the Merciless, Flash Gordon's arch enemy, was just named one of the greatest Sci-Fi movie villians of all time: WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:47, September 28, 2009 (UTC)

edit Discordian

Sacred Chao This user is a Discordian

-- at least in some sense.

I can't believe I never gave this to you! Even if you say you're not Discordian you are in some sense cuz I'm your Mommy and I'm a Discordian American Princess! But I won't make you one of those. Congratulations, sonny! Mommy huggies and kissies DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 03:33, September 17, 2009 (UTC)

I suppose if I'm the son of a Discordian, that would make me a Discordian in some sense, so thanks. (There really isn't a Discordian gene, is there?) WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 18:12, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
No, just midichlorians. Anyway. Read it. Dig it. Join us. --C:\syndrome\_ 18:24, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Personally, I don't get that religion. Sure, there's chaos everywhere in an atomic sense, but chaos can always be put into order. Just think of how our solar system was formed. Order came from chaos, as it should.-Almost Sir Random Crap
  1. I don't know how the solar system was formed, but the laws of thermodynamics state that within a closed system, entropy can only increase. So if entropy apparently reduced in our solar system when the planets decided to orbit the sun, entropy actually increased in the larger system (the universe) when the planets lost their momentum (I guess). Or think of humans. We grow, which looks like order coming from chaos, but really we're eating delicious food and maeking yuky doodys, increasing the entropy in the world.
  2. Nobody ever said that order is bad.
  3. Your face.
  4. Hi, YdoI.
In conclusion, Bad Shroom's face. --C:\syndrome\_ 22:46, September 17, 2009 (UTC)
Tuesday! Arrr! Pup t 22:51, 17/09/2009
I saw an anti-evolution program once where this guy insisted that enthropy proved evolution wasn't possible because chaos always increases in a closed system and "the earth is a closed system." I guess no ever told him that big yellow light in the sky was more than 100 meters up. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 05:38, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Chaos is a varying physical law in the universe. The universe is expanding and cooling (order coming from chaos), but theory is during the Big Crunch, the universe will shrink, heat up, and massive black holes will appear all over (order returning to chaos). So even though chaos is emminet, it is not invincible.-Almost Sir Random Crap
If the "Big Crunch" is correct (I hope it is, because the primary alternative is ultimate Heat Death, which means no new nothing), it may result in another Big Bang creating an entirely new universe that may well have physical laws completely different than our own. And by the way, enthropy does not get a "reversal of charges" in the contracting phase, but continues to increase. Entrophy is a law in our universe, not necessarily in the next. For more details, please see my paper "Supernovae and Cosmic Microwave Background Anisotropy: Complementary Factors in Constraining Dark Energy Models and Their Effect on Large Scale Structures" which appeared in the July 2003 issue of the professional scientific journal "Big Bang, Big Boobs." WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 21:13, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
SnailMelonCock-Almost Sir Random Crap
Oh, well, obviously, you win. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:08, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Yes I do. Now bow down to my melon, or I'll send you to Midkiff Land just like Dexter111344.-Almost Sir Random Crap
Just because I said you win you think I'm going to worship your Snail Melon God because you threaten to send me somewhere? Ha! You think that scares me? I created an entire species just so I could make them go extinct! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:19, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, but the Snail Melon God's better than your "anal" Sun Bees. The Snail Melon God can turn all chaos into order with the curl of an antenna. Bow down or be sent to the apparently gay cemetery mentioned before.-Almost Sir Random Crap
You really think your unarmoured snail can stand up to an attack of an entire swarm of extinct fire-starting bees? HA HA HA Ha ha wait, they are extinct. Oh, ignore the part where I say they're extinct! Just pretend they're still alive! They'll burn your snail melon god to DEATH! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:29, September 18, 2009 (UTC)
Ha! I knew you would send your flaming bees into battle, so I brought a fumigator to the premises! Here he is:


First, your fumigator will kill your snail melon god first! Second, the bees can't possibly all be gay or they wouldn't have bred and the entire species would be extinct! OK they are extinct but that's not the point. Also I think this battle needs to draw to a close or we'll have so many :::::::::::: we won't have any room to write messages. Let's just call it a draw. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:36, September 18, 2009 (UTC)

edit Pedobear Pics

Hi Sonny! Thanks for all you've done for Mommy. But do you have more Pedobear pics for me? :) DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 00:08, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh, sorry. I was playing Archery with my Sun Bees and forgot. I'll get to it now. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:11, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
I'll post a note on Pedbear talk after I post them. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 00:13, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
Thanks for the pics! Bear hug. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:59, September 19, 2009 (UTC)
I got more, including a couple sort of originals coming. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 03:22, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

edit The Doctor


All of the Doctor's incarnations thank you

for supporting the featured article on the Doctor.
Except the Twenty-first. He's busy filming.
The last we heard of him, he was trying to recruit Daleks for the British Army in the Great War. We all know how that'll turn out.
He's also being chased by rabid David Tennant fans trying to get him back to his previous incarnation.

That's brilliant, isn't it?

I say, would you like a jelly baby?

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edit Sorry the late reply

I'm not sure which Maitreya you're referring to. Most versions refer to the coming Buddha, one is one of the Masters of the Ancient Wisdom who is also called the Cosmic Christ and who will return, and the other is a possibly historical Maitreya-nātha who lived a little over 2,000 years ago. I remember Joseph Campbell saying to Bill Moyers in the Power Of Myth interviews that Buddhism was the closest thing to a universal religion. I more-or-less agree, although I think the much less known philosophical Ehtical Culture comes a little closer.
I am not in any way discounting the great wisdom of this tradition, and of conceiving of the incredibly small. There's a similar early Western concept of the particle so small it cannot be divided. But I don't believe these equate to the modern day scientific concept of the atom. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:05, September 14, 2009 (UTC)
Bro, This is taken from Srimad Bhagavatam Maha-purana, Canto III, Chapter XI which was first spoken and compiled 60 years after start of current Kali Yuga, which dates it to a little over 5,100 years ago (by Hindu calendar). Maitreya Muni mentioned in the text shows he came before the Bhagavat was first compiled. He was a Muni (sage) mentioned throughout the Puranas. THE Lord Buddha appeared about 2,500 years after Bhagavatam was written. There may be others called Maitreya. But the person I refer too was a Muni who lived long before Lord Buddha.
I have read most translations which give "paramanu" = sub-atomic particle, and 2 paramanu=Anu (atom). But in one translation I saw they called paramanu= Atom, and Anu=double atom!?? That doesn't jive with the rest of the Sanskrit text, because they say paramanu cannot be further divided, and that means Paramanu must be sub-atomic particle. I have seen some Sanskrit dictionaries call Paramanu and Anu BOTH are names for "atom" but that's not the way it's explained in the Sanskrit text. Sorry for the late reply. Cheers--Funnybony 19:23, September 19, 2009 (UTC)

edit Awardophile

Pl-pedo-bear Pedobear approves this user as being totally awesome and not pedophiliac in any way. Really! We wouldn't lie to you about that, no....
-Almost Sir Random Crap
I was just born here this year on September 2 so I'm too young to know what this means. I'm just a naieve, innocent young noob, you know. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:25, September 20, 2009 (UTC)

edit Improve

If you can help out Malaysian Raping Tree and make it as great as your Sun Bee, I will give you full respect and....anything else I can come up with.-Almost Sir Random Crap

Thanks for the compliment. I took a look at it, and also took the liberty of moving the construction tag to the top--I had an article that was ICUed because the admin hadn't seen the construction box. I love the pic, but it may be difficult to make an article out of it. Right now, it looks like a one joke article with the punchline in the photo and in the title. Maybe if it had a more subtle title and built into the punchline. I, ahem, suggested this for Flash Gordon in my Pee Review and Sog1970 changed it and it's now up for VFH. But what works for one article and author doesn't necessarily work for another, and you may have a very different and very good idea for a direction for this. So that's just a suggestion. Although if you do figure out a way of making it work, something about the species going extinct because they were burned to death by Sun Bees might be nice. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 19:03, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
THEDUDEMAN's not an admin. And I'm not an admin. And he's not an admin. And she's not an admin. But we're the biggest non-admins of them all. Please try harder to assume bad faith in the future, and remember that no one's an admin until they ban you. Also, everyone is wrong. About everything. Ever. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:14, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
What, you expect me to be accurate in my statements? What is this, Wikipedia? (Seriously, I'll check next time before I start accusing someone of being an admin). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 13:40, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

edit Noob of the Month!

Congratulations Noob of the Month! You deserve it you've done great and you've helped me a lot. Mommy's proud of you! Mommy huggies and kissies. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:09, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

Eeeeeeew. Cooties. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Oh golly gee whiz! Yep, that's cool and stuff. Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 08:51, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

edit User:MacMania/H2G2

Thanks! Once again, a great review with great credentials.

  1. Yes, humour seems to be missing from a lot of it. Shouldn't have missed that.
  2. My philosophy on rewrites: shoot first, add jokes later. I can't justify it myself, but my philosophy on justifying myself: shoot first, justify myself later. Endless rinse, endless lathe, endless repeat. If you run out of rinse or lathe, just repeat. If you run out of life, tough luck. But I digress.
  3. I think expanding on the in-universe H2G2 should work, with a brief mention of Wikipedia as another adaptation in the intro to that section.
  4. I should just add {{TITLE|DON'T PANIC}} to the top of that page, shouldn't I? "Don't panic" as a running joke would also be nice if I could pull it off.
I think either one would work. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:32, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  1. Er ... that's all I can throw out there right now. I'll try and rewrite it over the next few months, time permitting. Thanks again!

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Time permitting? What else is there to work on but Uncyclopedia? You don't mean there's life outside of our small, mudball planet of Uncyclopedia? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:33, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
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