User talk:Weyoun 47

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edit Arr!

You know what would be nice? If you didn't write shit short articles like Luna Lovegood. -Dzugavili 03:48, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

I define "shit" as "useless and easily purgable". I'd define you similarly. I'm not here to be nice, I'm here to control the rising hoards of jackasses who think a single line makes it a reasonable article. -Dzugavili 03:51, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Better idea: Don't write it if you can't atleast put an halfassed effort into it. -Dzugavili 03:54, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

...if the world had an airlock, you'd be first in line to be jettisoned. -Dzugavili 03:57, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

May I recommend the following bits of reading for you: This and this. -Dzugavili 04:07, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

...if you were hoping to win this arguement, you probably shouldn't have told me it was a Harry Potter character. This entire damn time I was sure it was a porn star. -Dzugavili 04:17, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

No, I was pretty sure it was a pornstar. -Dzugavili 04:23, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

1. I shit you not, I thought it was a pornstar. And it probably is. I'll check that later.
2. I don't fix articles, I just tell their writer that it sucks.
3. Who the fuck is Weyoun? -Dzugavili 04:38, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

Well, okay, I could fix it. I could make an article where she's a pornstar (interestingly enough, when I did the Google for "luna lovegood pornstar", I got a really high number of hits), but I'd have to wait for the movie to come out...and then I'd have to chop some images up...and then I'd have to write it... Anyway, being a straight male of 18 years, I don't tend to read books, let alone Harry Potter. Nor would I remember the details. And I certainly don't watch DS9 -- the article I wrote was largely based on the Memory Alpha DS9 page. So, yeah. Uh, whatever. -Dzugavili 04:51, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

edit ...

Who the hell are you? And I thought I'd killed you for good! Damned Founder cloning... --PiOfFive 02:20, 14 May 2006 (UTC)

edit MUN

Everyone is a member of the order, but you got it on your userpage because you didn't have one yet... that's all.

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