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edit Welcome to UnNews

I've moved your article here to your user space, because frankly, it's pretty awful. As a noob, you get this one free mercy move, where I'd have otherwise ICUd your article. For one thing, there is a definite overuse of the words "shit" and "fuck". For more ideas has to how to make it more better, please read my welcoming drivel below, and take advantage of the many links at the Community Portal for help. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:59, February 18, 2010 (UTC)


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Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Warmonger256, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

Good things that can happen to you

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system. You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

What happened to my article?

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC)

edit Hah!

I saw your article. It's a good parody of the Youtube video! —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 06:07, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

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