User talk:Wall Dough

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edit Welcome!

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I appreciate your concern, but I think I know a little something about something I've never done before. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go strikethrough every word because THEY'RE ALL WRONG! THE WHOLE DAMN SYSTEM IS WRONG!!!!!!! *table-flip*
I'm so sorry... -picks up papers- It's my first day and I'm a little nervous... STOP MAKING ME NERVOUS!!! -punches you in the face-
Ahhh, geez... -performs cartilage transplant to fix face that was really messed up in the first place- I get punchy when I'm nervous. No relation to the Hawaiian Punch that's oozing from my nostrils at the moment. The doctors call it a chronic gift. Wall Dough 13:16, January 16, 2012 (UTC)
You may know things, but do you know the important things? Like how to survive an attack by the tree ferrets, or what to do when your boat gets covered in geese? Hmm? HMMM?
Now, now... be nice. They could attack at any time. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 14:44, 16 January 2012
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