User talk:WOGTOM2

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edit Welcome to Uncyclopedia

Spike the Dog (06b)
Spike is a grumpy old dog. You can stroke his fur, or you can be smitten by his stick. It is up to you.

Hello, WOGTOM2, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. This is a wiki (a collection of pages anyone can edit). Words in blue are "links" and can be clicked to take you to another page. This wiki is for comedy. It pretends it's Wikipedia, but we make people laugh, not bore them. If you aren't interested in a fake encyclopedia but in writing fake news stories, we have UnNews, and there are other projects for scripts, lyrics, how-to guides, and so on.

What you can do

You can create your own article. For starters, create it under your own name; for example, User:WOGTOM2/Bedbug. (The red instead of blue is a link to a page that doesn't yet exist.) We have a list of articles that need to be created. You can help without writing articles; just read articles and, if you see an improvement in writing or in comedy, jump in and edit it. In fact, you can help without writing at all, such as organizing, watching for vandals, or even greeting other new users.

What you need

To write articles, you need a sense of humor and an ability to write good English. We all have strengths and weaknesses and you can get help in any area. But everyone needs an ability to work with other people. Be polite, positive, and helpful toward others, and assume others are doing the same toward you.

What to read

Here are some pages that might help you:

For personal help
  • The administrators are willing to help you, and several Uncyclopedians are willing to adopt you.
  • I will watch this page for a while and will know if you edit it. Afterward, you can contact me on my own talk page.
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I hope you enjoy it here and write a lot of funny stuff! Spıke ¬ 01:30 1-Apr-13

edit Wog

Hello and welcome! Unfortunately, your first few edits are giving me the impression you didn't come here to write funny stuff but to vent about wogs. For example, in Wogs, you have taken a lot of time to take a long list and make it longer, and presumably more complete and accurate; but my opinion is that none of this list helps the article's humor, so the right course is to blow the whole thing away.

Your edit to Adelaide is worse; it's a stereotype and it isn't particularly clever. Please don't write "WOGΣ" (or Leet) unless using a spray can of paint on a bridge abutment, which Uncyclopedia is not. Likewise at Arabic language. Could I get you to read How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid, if you are really here for some other purpose than to act out? Thank you. Spıke ¬ 01:30 1-Apr-13

PS--Now on World War II: The Movie: "The Republican Party join there their fascist allies lead led by George Bush." This was not worth me correcting, so I just undid it. Sorry. Spıke ¬ 01:33 1-Apr-13

edit Adding to Infoboxes

This falls under the same category as adding items to a list. Sometimes it works, more often it doesn't. We discourage lists around here because anybody can come along and add anything, more often unfunny than not, and usually detracting from the theme. If you are adding a new joke by adding to the infoboxes fine, otherwise, please leave them alone, we don't need them to get bloated with too much information. If you want to try your hand at a new article, you can start one in your userspace at User:WOGTOM2/Articletitle - we don't generally tag articles in your own userspace and almost anything goes except cyberbullying and spam. (Those still get deleted upon sight, with accompanying ban.) Please take some time to read HTBFANJS as well as the Beginner's Guide, those should help you get acquainted with how we do things around here. Enjoy writing (hopefully quality) satire! -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 07:35, April 1, 2013 (UTC)

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