User talk:Volcarupt

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edit Welcome

I am AWESOME!--Volcarupt (talk) 20:44, December 27, 2012 (UTC)


This guy bids you welcome to Uncyclopedia.

Hello, Volcarupt, and welcome to Uncyclopedia. Thank you for creating an account and for making me welcome you here. I do hope you like what you see and choose to stick around. If not, the door's right over there!

Now that you are here, these tend to be of use for noobs like you:

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Again, welcome and I hope you stick around!  Sir Georgie Harangue Mediocracy 20:29, December 27, 2012 (UTC)

edit Butter

I'm on the edge of undoing this change...The article already has two quotes and the one you added is cryptic. Is that the name of a band or something? Even the Oscar Wildeism that was already there, though it does relate to gay perversion, doesn't have any cleverness. Can you work on them all and make them really clever? Spıke Ѧ 20:20 4-Jan-13

I'll see what I can do.Volcarupt (talk) 13:42, February 8, 2013 (UTC)

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