User talk:Viper Snake
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edit You Are An Unwilling Participant in a Nefarious Competition!
Hello, Viper Snake, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
You might think that you're being welcomed because you are liked.
You have been misinformed. You are not liked.
Well, maybe a little.
Especially if you made a cake. Did you?
Anyway *clears throat*
The reason you have been welcomed is because members of an evil group, known as The Welcoming Committee are trying to score as many new members as possible to win some obscure statistic. Confused? So are we.
Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the airlock right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Don't forget the big red button marked "EJECT".
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Your article seems to be in violation of the vanity policies. Since you put a construction tag on it I didn't tag it as vanity - but it'll do you good to read the above link. Thanks. 07:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
I read it again. The thing is, that you're writing about an institute which means very little to what I believe is the majority of the site's users. Having said that, since I don't know it - I can't really give you a definite answer, you probably want to check with one of the admins. You do have some formatting issues, so you might want read the links I left above. Oh, and sigh your posts please, makes our lives much easier....Let me know if you need any help...09:42, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I've restored the article, however, since it's of a dubious nature, it's up on VFD. -- 19:59, 24 May 2007 (UTC)