User talk:Vertumnus

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edit Tom Cruise

You were perhaps surprised to find this 'slot' empty. It's only that so far no one has come up with a decent article for this subject and it was deleted for usually collapsing into stupid abuse/idiocy. So far what you have done has promise. If you put something on your user page, your sig will appear 'blue' and you would have properly registered. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:19, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Seconded - good job so far!                               Puppy's talk page09:25 23 Apr

Thank you :) Trying my best :D I've contributed to the Danish edition of Uncyclopedia since 2006, but never really got around to the original until now :) --Vertumnus (talk) 09:34, April 23, 2012 (UTC)

Then you will be familiar to what we are doing here. As you're Danish, you may be aware that right now, Danish TV is hot! Any articles that can show a comic light on shows (known in the UK and other English speaking countries) The Killing, Borgen and now The Bridge. Since I have also watched them (well, I missed the first series of The Killing), I have been looking for someone from that country to give a 'comic view' on the show. Perhaps they are really Danish comedy shows and the English are missing all the jokes. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:11, April 23, 2012 (UTC)
There's another thing you might be able to help with then. I've been looking at a project where we "share" featured articles. I've not read much of the Danish Uncyc, but I know that for years we've all been fairly autonomous, and kept to ourselves. I was wondering if you had any features on "Vital" topics (see my user page for the top 100) that can be translated into English. In the meantime, are there any of ours that can be translated in Danish? (Googke translate sucks, so any human translation would be welcome.) You don't have to feel obliged to do this, by the way.                               Puppy's talk page11:41 23 Apr

What is it specifically that is lacking in funny about the latter part of the article? :) Just out of curiosity. Is the "screenwriters" thing too contrived? --Vertumnus (talk) 06:33, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

I'd have to review it properly to give detailed feedback, which might have to take a back step for a day or two. You could add it to Pee Review and someone may pick it up there, but it can take a while. Maybe step back for a minute and have a look at Best of and see if there's something there that inspires you. But I will get back to you soon on it.                               Puppy's talk page06:41 25 Apr
There is also this User:Tom Cruise which is parked on a redundant user page. The tone is a bit stupid but some of it including pix could be incorporated into this story. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:57, April 30, 2012 (UTC)

edit Your pee review is done

Tom Cruise has been reviewed. I hope you find the review helpful. If you have any questions, hit me up on my talk page. -- Sir SF13 (Talk) Upsilonsigmasigmacrest GUN WotM RotM FBotM VFH SK Maj. ΥΣΣ 2147 EDT 12 June, 2012

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