User talk:Vegetationlife

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Vegetationlife, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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edit On Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Year

Hi, friend! I just wanted to let you know that I have removed your nomination for Writer of the Year for several reasons. First of all, it was a self nomination, which is both discouraged and against the rules. Also, nominees for Writer of the Year have traditionally won Writer of the Month at some point, something you have not achieved yet. Finally, you do not appear to have written anything. Writer of the Year is one of the most prestigious awards on the site; we would all look kind of silly if we gave it to someone that hadn't written anything. To save you some embarrassment, I have removed your nomination.

If you are interested in winning awards, try writing some articles. Read up on the other nominees, check out their articles. They make for some great examples. All of this year's nominees are excellent examples of what an Uncyclopedia writer should be. Take a look at some of their works and let that inspire you to write your own articles. If you get some of them featured on the front page, you stand a good chance of winning Writer of the Month, the first step towards Writer of the Year. Let me know if you have any questions. Oh, and don't forget to vote for one of the nominees! Cheers! Sir SysRq (talk) 20:29, 6 January 2009 (UTC)

edit Award from UN:REQ

Thumbs up2

This user created Denzel Washington, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
(If awarding yourself please update the award statistics)

MadMax 18:10, 30 July 2009 (UTC)

edit Andrew Lloyd Webber

That looks promising. I noticed you first arrived here in 2007 but you appear to have dropped by every now and again. So welcome again! --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:30, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

  • Yup, don't get much time for this but come back now and again. Cheers for the re-welcome. --Vegetationlife (talk) 23:39, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
I would add Chuck Norris quote jokes (like Oscar Wilde) are considered even too cliched for this website. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 00:21, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

edit South Brent

That's good writing! Spıke Ѧ 09:28 22-Aug-13

edit Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month

Hello there! Noticed you touching up some pages and realised you've been here for a very long time. Considering that you've written and edited a few decent pages I thought it was about time someone gave it recognition so I'm nomming you for this award. Hope you don't mind and please keep editing and writing. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:22, April 18, 2014 (UTC)

My word! I'm touched. I drop by now and again. And this time couldn't help but do some tidying up on Charlotte Church - 'big tits, no brains, slag' is not even funny enough to be a joke without a punchline. Vegetationlife (talk) 18:56, April 19, 2014 (UTC)
I'm afraid only I and one other voted for you and so your nomination was removed. Sorry. Please keep writing though, there's always next time. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign Scotland Flag 1 Compassrose VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:34, August 5, 2014 (UTC)
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