User talk:Varunthepatriot

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Hello, Varunthepatriot! I'm Zana Dark, and I've noticed some of your recent contributions. I do hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

If you read anything at all, make it the above three links. I'm presuming you can read, of course. You can read, can't you?

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Writing articles is not a requirement, but it certainly is a fun and easy way to express yourself. To get started, it's recommended that you create it in your userspace (for example, User:Varunthepatriot/Articles) so you can edit at your leisure. If you decide to create articles in the cold world of mainspace, make sure it is in accordance with the policies laid out above to avoid instant deletion, and if you're not done put the "Work-In-Progress" template - {{construction}} - onto it as well.

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edit Hey there

Not a bad start, but try not to link to things that don't exist. You can also try reading some of the stuff I linked to above, and sign all comments on talk pages by typing four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig) above the edit box.

And if you have any questions at all, ask away!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:49, 5 May 2009

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