User talk:Vanaelin

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edit Welcome!

Hello, Vanaelin, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets:

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If you need help, ask me on my talk page, ask at the Dump, or add the following: {{help}} to this page along with a message and someone will come along and help you if they can. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb (talk to me)

edit This page does not exist & you

This page does not exist & admins are intent on keeping it that way. They will stop at nothing to make sure it doesn't exist; even if it means making you not exist! It's a big conspiracy. Seriously though, apparently that page is never meant to be created & they somethymes they block people who do. Just a note I've learnt. Cheers, Spawn Man 22:47, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

edit Thanks for the vote

Kittymeal For voting for her article, TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL,
Sanns-sig has awarded you:
A Hello Kitty airplane meal. Now that's a meal from Hell.

edit Welcome to UnNews

I liked your first story. Cheers! Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:27, 28 August 2007 (UTC)


Che Ape

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, Vanaelin, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:27, 28 August 2007 (UTC)

edit HowTo:Get out of Jail

Hello there, I was trying to get some votes for this, can you support?--Sir Manforman CUN 21:25, 20 October 2007 (UTC)

edit GTFO!

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SHOW ME YOUR TITS!
Thanks for voting my tits to the front page. -Zana Dark

edit Thanks for the vote

769531427 447c16605d GopherKiller has given you a free ticket to ride Superman Tower of Bloody Severed Legs for voting on UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop.

Have Fun! Remember, avoid those rednecks at all costs. They want your legs.--GopherKiller Questions? Comments?Icons-flag-us 15:04, 20 January 2008 (UTC)

edit Thank you for your indulgence

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