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Thanks!

Hey, it's Tayor, who's a GIRL. What are you? ANYWAY, thanks for the sig thing, I've been wondering how to do that. I'm a tad slow on the uptake o.O I'm mainly an IRC whore, sad to say. Anyway, thanks! Nevermind, it has refused to work. Any other suggestions? The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 18:09, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Did you check "Raw signature"? I have {{SUBST:nosubst|User:VGDictator/sig}} in there, with Raw signature checked. Your signature may be in a different place. What do you have there right now? Maybe try {{nosubst|User:yourname/sig}}? VGD >=3 21:43, 6 May 2008 (UTC)

Hmm, testing now. one sec... The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:48, 7 May 2008 (UTC) Parfait!! 'Tis beautiful! Thank you! I don't know what I had before...but no matter, thanks. Now I won't annoy everyone so much :P Thankee! (she says for the fifth time...)

Yay! Good for you. =3 VGD >=3 22:16, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
haha, righto. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:00, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
Also, you are welcome! =X VGD >=3 17:04, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
I've waited all my life to hear you say that!! *swoons* The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 16:57, 9 May 2008 (UTC)
*raises eyebrow* VGD >=3 19:04, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
That's really, really illegal in this state. - 19:11 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Don't you live in Britain? VGD >=3 19:20, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Ah...yeah...kinda...well...yeah. It just wouldn't have sounded so good if I hadn't said state, silly. - 19:23 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Of course, how silly of me. Um, is it legal in Michigan? =D Also, it is a sweltering 60.4 degrees (Fahrenheit) here! VGD >=3 19:29, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Ewww! Fahrenheit! Ew! And yes...how silly of you. /me pinches my nose in distaste- 19:31 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Basically what I meant it is warm weather here (compared to the usual cold climate) VGD >=3 19:35, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
*adopts best posh English accent* Ew...you commoner. - 19:38 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Commoner? I, dear sir, am gravely insulted at your accusation! /slap YTTE VGD >=3 19:40, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
/slaps VGD back with a salmon that has been lying around - 19:58 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
*runs away crying* VGD >=3 20:00, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
I'm proud to say it is most def not illegal in this state. And I do mean state. British people and their random u's in words....and farenheit rocks out. So does our system of...math and stuff. I don't know what it's called o.O The non metric system. yes. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:30, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
It's called the Imperial System and it gives me nightmares. - 17:35 16 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yes, but I am daft and cannot work the metric system. The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:40, 16 May 2008 (UTC)
*runs back to hit YTTE with the kitchen sink, which makes a "boing!" noise* VGD >=3 20:24, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Tayor steps out of the way The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 17:23, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Ahh! Blimey! It's that damn American Revolution thing, all over again! Bloomin' hell! Back to spiffing, old England, then... - 17:27 20 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Okay, by which method would you prefer, sea or air? VGD >=3 20:59, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Bloomin' 'ell, the natives speak! Argh. Her Majestay's Navay should be here soon, are 'ere she is! /me hops aboard HMS Victory - 21:18 20 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
All aboard! *grabs back end (of boat) and kicks legs* VGD >=3 21:38, 20 May 2008 (UTC)
Tayor observes hmmm.... Tayor sits on the beach and watches silly boys at play! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4MUN (Praise!) (CMC!) 12:33, 23 May 2008 (UTC)
*suddenly appears to the left of Tayor* (but who's piloting the boat now?) VGD >=3 21:39, 4 June 2008 (UTC)

Heh?

Heh, I don't know what you've done to your talkpage but it's been a little bit screwed up. - 15:41 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

How so? =3 VGD >=3 16:51, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Eh you've got some of it fixed and some not, I can't get to the edit button and stuff and half of it seems to scroll and the other half doesn't. It's really, really messed up! I think some tags are broken/have leaked... :-( - 16:58 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Working fine for me on Firefox. =D VGD >=3 17:08, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Same with IE6, although my bottom template is messed up. =P VGD >=3 17:23, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Blah, two edit conflicts! Yeh for me, in Safari, and a few other browsers, it's completely messed up, cause I think your status template thing is leaking. :( I'm so sorry, you're going to have to have an abortion. Your baby is dieting dyeing deading. - 17:23 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Maybe I should div it instead of spanning it. VGD >=3 17:25, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Whee, that should help a bit. VGD >=3 17:37, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
Oh you wiki master! I bow down! You fixed it. Congrats. /me pats you on the back then takes your wallet - heh that's a trick I picked up from SysRq! - 17:48 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
But I don't own a wallet! VGD >=3 17:54, 15 May 2008 (UTC)
...No, not anymore you don't...he he... /me employs the fabled art of "the shifty eyes" - 17:58 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Also, it is physically impossible for me to carry a wallet. But if I did have a wallet, it would be proper stolen! =3 VGD >=3 18:02, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

This Makes Me Cry...

This makes me cry! How come, even though the category is added to the template and it appears on the various user pages those various users don't appear in the category?! It makes me cry, I tells ya, CRY! /me cries - 21:50 15 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

I think they are added when someone looks at the page that the template is on. I could be wrong, but I do see my userbox page and stuff on there. VGD >=3 18:21, 19 May 2008 (UTC)

Thankies

Pyotr Kuznetsov Pyotr Kuznetsov Says: "Thank You For Voting!"
Pyotr Kuznetsov would be here himself, but what with his psychiatric treatment and all, he sent Dora to convey this message.
Oh wait, Dora's dead! Oh well. Anyway, thanks for voting for this!

Please accept the preceding generic template as a sign of my gratitude, VGDictator. - 08:09 17 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're welcome! VGD >=3 00:31, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Congratulations

...for shamelessly whoring the CMC to someone and getting them to sign up! I would promote you, but since I'm working, currently, on the Decree for the Reformation, I'll wait a while. - 15:28 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're welcome, just doing my duty as a fellow CMC member, right? VGD >=3 17:43, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Er...yes...er...that's all...er...right. Yes, er... - 18:02 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Reformation complete. Wow that a quick reforming of a society! Anyway, heres we go, you're now a CMC Courtier of the CMC Parliament's Upper Court. Congratulations! Feel free to edit the announcement's page if you feel you need to. Also feel free to accept or decline new users! (When accepting someone there's a little routine you need to go through, which you probably will need to ask me about, but yeah...) Here it is:
Cow Moo Cult Honour - Courtier
This user has been bestowed the CMC honour of Courtier. He or she is now an official member of the Upper Court of the CMC Parliament and has Cow Moo Power!
Enjoy the condom cowdom of it (by the way, this isn't a rank, this is an honour). - 20:18 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Thankies! VGD >=3 20:20, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
Er...yes. Oh look a pwetty birdie! Why don't you go and try and shoot it, huh? I honestly don't know where that came from... - 20:26 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
IT CAME... FROM E-BAY. (dun dun duuuuun!) *dramatic hamster* VGD >=3 20:28, 19 May 2008 (UTC)
So that's why I had to pay £50 to get 100 different lorries to take it, over land, from China to the UK. It all makes sen—AGHHHHH, A HAMSTER! - 20:33 19 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Oh, by the way, you have to swear yourself in here. - 18:08 21 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Done? VGD >=3 18:48, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Oh dear lord!

Oh dear lord! You haven't made a contribution for five days! What am I going to do without you? Are you alright? A giant evil squid with eight eyes hasn't eaten you? *gulp* - YTTE(talk) 08:54 27 May

For starters, I work on the weekends. Secondly, I can only post whilst at school. Thirdly, yesterday was Memorial Day. =D VGD >=3 17:05, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
Work? What's that mean? It's okay, I was just missing you..../me tears up Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:10 27 May
Silence, human! How dare you insinuate that something with no backbone could devour me! Aww, that makes me all warm and cuddly inside... and out! =3 VGD >=3 17:19, 27 May 2008 (UTC)
A squid doesn't have a backbone? That doesn't make sense, how does it climb up trees then? Warm, cuddly and HARD Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:24 27 May
It does it with its claws! thousands of claws, in each little suction cup (true!)! Always with the innuendo, huh, YTTE? VGD >=3 17:36, 27 May 2008 (UTC) P.S. I am taking midterms right now =P
Claws, 'eh? I see. So the cups are beneath the fur, right? Sexual innuendo? I have no idea what you're talking about! /me looks innocently around Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise 17:41 27 May
Nay, they do lay exposed upon the squid's many tentacles. Though, I do be beginning to suspect thee be thinking of the wrong critter... I never said "sexual" innuendo... However, since you seem so insistent about it... VGD >=3 00:52, 28 May 2008 (UTC) P.S. Sorry for not changing my status. =(
Oh don't worry I forget to change my status all the time! It's probably wrong at the moment, actually...And a squid has brown fur, four legs and lots of tentacles and suckers, right? So you want sexual innuendo, do you? - [08:09 28 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Nay, it has six legs, twelve tentacles, scales with blue fur on them, and nasty halitosis. What's an inner endow? VGD >=3 22:44, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Hey thanks for welcoming Mhaille in my absence! Technically you didn't actually have the rights to do that (yet), but it's okay: from now on you do! Also since I want to elect this speaker soon, I reckon you're the one who's going to have the most time to do it. So, fancy being the speaker in the CMC Parliament? - [11:05 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sorry, thought I did have the right. Also, I reckon I don't really have the most time to do said speaking, I do sorta fancy being speaker but I wonder if I will really have the time to devote to that, especially on the weekends when I am working my poopy job at a fudge packing facility. VGD >=3 16:29, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Oh gawd...not enough time....ug!! Er, well it's your responsibility to find someone has enough time, cause...ug!! The effort and everything and I have work to get on with right now! - [16:33 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Hey there, do you need some Beano? If you really need help with stuff just bug me for it and I'll help when possible! You can make me speaker if you really want to but don't expect much weekend action! VGD >=3 16:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
You can be speaker, but if you don't think you can put too much time into it, it's your responsibility (kinda) to try and find someone who may be able to put a bit of effort in...Without causing yourself too much hassle. - [16:53 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
fix'd typo. Also, it's not so much "a hassle" as it is "something other than doing the homework that is piling up". VGD >=3 17:17, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Okey dokey, then... - [17:19 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
'f I f'nd s'm'n' w'th m'r' t'm', I'll p'sh th'm f'rw'rd. VGD >=3 17:22, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
'' - [17:23 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
You can't do that to consonants, they get upset. Also, translation: If I find someone with more time, I'll push them forward. VGD >=3 17:43, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Yeh, I managed to just understand that! :-) - [17:59 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh no! I have stated the obvious! ...Um, can I borrow a potato cannon and five tons of lard? VGD >=3 18:05, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Make that four metric tonnes and we have a deal. - [18:08 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Very well. *points cannon at mouth* VGD >=3 18:12, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Who's mouth? And dear sir, why aren't you involved in UnProvise? Hmm?! Explain yourself?!?!?!? - [18:14 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
I noticed I was going to need to elaborate on that, I meant my mouth. And also, because I didn't know about it until very recently, and it hasn't gone through the laboriously slow decision process. VGD >=3 18:18, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
I see. Aim and fire away, then. And also, what laborious decision process? It's up and running, right now! - [18:21 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Just an UnProvise note: Try and keep your UnProvise contributions more in a UnBook style than a UnScript style. Try and imagine the UnProvise article without the name tags - it should work, even if you mutilate in the thus described manner. - [18:37 3 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Wha-huh? VGD >=3 18:46, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
*attempts to fire cannon, but stubby arms can't reach* Decision process done. VGD >=3 18:46, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-36-08 THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 05:21, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

CMC - 50 Days

Isshiki
Lett it be known that on this 11th daye of June in the 2008th year, the Cow Moo Cult doth honestly bestow the Isshiki Medal upon VGDictator and lett all ye bare witness to this and from this daye ye will aceptt VGDictator as a trew Cow.

50 days and an award named after you! Can't be bad, huh? I know you're technically not on Uncyc, or whatever, but have the award anyway...and enjoy! - [17:28 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Well, technically, since I'm not actually banned from Uncyc, I'm still here on a daily basis (despite my better judgement =D). Also, thank you for the award! I'm confused as to how I actually deserve such an award, but I will gladly take it to further the inflation of my ego. Furthermore, disregard the "ego" part. Lastly cheese. VGD >=3 19:35, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Also you can put this on your userpage...lucky you! - [19:43 11 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise
Oh HAI, again. - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [20:50 29 June]

UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008

THEDUDEBOT Armed and Ready Say The Word 16:52, 12 June 2008 (UTC)

CMC Promotion...not again?!?

Yup, Isshiki, you've been doing some awesome stuff for the CMC. Looking through those membership requests was very helpful. However, technically you're still not in a position to accept people (according to my knowledge of Cow Law)...but I'm fixing that now. You're promoted to Full Bull...you now are officially allowed to accept/reject people! Userpage template: User:YesTimeToEdit/FBu. Congratulations! - [19:02 19 June] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Why thank you very much. =) VGD >=3 19:44, 19 June 2008 (UTC)

Favour

Hey you couldn't deal with this, could you? I'm off to Barcelona... - Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>) [16:20 30 June]

Thanks...

Cowbell2 VGDictator has won the cowbell award for "Being a friend(and helping)", and was awarded by Meth

Although it has nothing to do with anything, at least you're thanked anyway.

[05:34, 30 July 2008 (UTC)]Choose a fate of epic proportions. One Two Three Four Five Six and Seven

So I heard you were gonnity gone-gone...

Where'd you go! (I heard something about a coma?) -- REGRETTENENBAUMIS DEAD TALK! 00:25, 17 August 2008 (UTC)

And now... join or die....


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