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Okay then. --VGDictator 17:43, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Suggestions for Waka Laka

I was half asleep when I wrote the article, and now it appears I have writer's block, as well. VGDictator 17:45, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

Other Comments

Feel free to add more comments/talk to me/hatemail/nuclear/cowbell/userboxes/kitten.

I love kittens, especially. =3 --Video Game Dictator 17:08, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

Thanks!

Hey, thanks for signing my signature thingy guest book! - 05:27 1 April 1927Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You're welcome. =D Isshiki Kotonashi 16:36, 1 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh I see someone has a signature book of there own now! Hu! - 10:38 3 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Sorry, I really liked the idea! =S VGD >=3 00:26, 4 April 2008 (UTC)
Well thank you, VGDictator, or is it Isshiki Kotonashi? I'm glad you like my rather odd custom! - 03:01 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
VGDictator copied me, tut, no creativity! -03:03 8 April YTTE SmileyAngry I Hate <insert name here>! Read!
Shut up! Sorry, that was evil me, very sorry about that! Bad EvilYTTE! BAD! (This is another one of my weird customs, but I really don't expect you to take this one up! SmileyLaugh - 03:07 8 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I doubt it. However, I don't know what I expect I will do, so sometimes maybe one must expect the unexpected. Or something like that. Kitties. =3 Also, I do indeed already act with a multiple personality, in an attempt to be cute, or maybe because it is fun, or maybe it allows me to type longer sentences, although I shouldn't listen to my head sometimes, because it says bad things about my pet, and I don't really appreciate that much. Also, my personality is plenty screwed up already without taking moral sides, or something like that. VGD >=3 15:03, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
No creativity fishsticks for me. Oh well. I don't like fish anyway. VGD >=3 15:03, 8 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh, my, in the words of "Good sir, you are made of LOL and severe mental illness." Oh and thanks for the vote... Oh and also you like games? I've just made a game, here, now if you can complete that I'll give you a very special template. (That was a sort of whore wasn't it?, oh well). Erm, well yuh. - 05:54 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
You can't win that, silly. =3 (And yes, that could possibly be considered a whore. =D) VGD >=3 18:00, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh but you can win it, Ok, maybe you can't, well, actually...no you definitely can't (see I made that game and then I forgot you can't complete it and I spent three hours trying to finish it, damn, I thought I had got so close...). So anyway, how did you stumble across my signature book in the first place? - 08:03 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Probably while adding to Forum:Count to a million. Maybe. Not sure. Don't really remember. Alzheimer's and all that. VGD >=3 19:09, 9 April 2008 (UTC)
Yeppie, Alzheimer's is mine too, in the head and er stuff. - 08:16 9 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Like I was saying

And to my right, across from the Starbucks,... was a Starbucks. VGD >=3 19:22, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

yay! thanks for the delete vote!

--Moonzeppelin MUN 13:48, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

You're welcome. VGD >=3 21:17, 13 April 2008 (UTC)

So...

...how are you? What you been upto? Written anything more? Just "stopping by" here. - 09:46 14 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Haven't really written much besides that secret game I'm making. I have writer's block. =( VGD >=3 02:49, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
I'm aware that I probably should try making some articles, but I just don't got it right now. VGD >=3 02:52, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh I'm making another game, this time completable, called the random game... Good luck with yours! - 08:20 15 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Same with you. I can has link? VGD >=3 21:02, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Oooh my sig went wrong...Here's a link to the game so far, haven't got very far: Game:The Random Game - 09:13 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
I love the fact that performing randomness doesn't actually result in your death. I've been waiting for that, really. VGD >=3 20:19, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
That was the idea behind the game: like what if in every situation you had to do the weirdest things, not the most sensible ones? - 09:22 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Kinda like this roleplay I made in this one forum here. Except yours also has structure to it that makes it more accessible. Mine's simply a spam roleplay. =P VGD >=3 20:27, 16 April 2008 (UTC)
Lol, yh, I like it though, it's utterly random! - 09:29 16 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
That's what I was going for. =3 VGD >=3 20:35, 16 April 2008 (UTC)

Ban Patrol

I was just checking the Ban Patrol page out and noticed you'd put some people up there...this confused me! Are you a sysop or something, or can anyone add stuff to there or stuff? - 09:40 17 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Anyone can report people to the Ban Patrol, I think. *goes to check* VGD >=3 00:13, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh, really. Well I may just do that sometime... - 04:22 18 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
*finishes checking* Yup, you can. =3 VGD >=3 18:40, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

Secret Game

...I think I completed your game, I managed to enter the code... :-D Very nice game, keep up the good work! - 07:07 20 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You think so? =) It's not done yet, though. VGD >=3 17:12, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
And why, deer dear sir, is your user page no longer pointlessly long, huh? - 07:04 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Because it is again. Hah! VGD >=3 18:05, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
What's with the sig0/nospan/ thanks YTTE, what am I being thanked for? - 07:37 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Becaues I forgot how to plainlink it. =3 VGD >=3 18:39, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Oh right, my pleasure. :-D On an unrelated subject, my award cabinet is most bear, I don't even have any cookies... - 07:42 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
WHORE WHOAR WHOER =D VGD >=3 18:50, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
Me? I don't know what you're talking about? - 08:21 21 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
No, not you? That guy over there? VGD >=3 19:24, 21 April 2008 (UTC)

CMC

Welcome VGDictator to the Glorious Cow Moo Cult!

You're in, you clearly fit these requirements and the Cows, obviously, smile upon you. You are currently a "Mud Grunt" by rank. Now the good bit: you can officially put this template wherever you want on your userpage or talk page and can add "Mgr." to the beginning of your signature, if you wish.

Promoting the CMC is always good, considering at the moment we're barely even tiny on Uncyclopedia. If you can refer users to sign up, consider yourself promoted. In time you'll move up the ranks anyway. Occasionally you'll have to put a little bit of work in here and there, but only a little bit... For the moment all you really need to do is watchlist this page. Your main task, however, is CONVERTING THE COWLESS. Have a quick read of this before you start and conversion processes. If you help swell the CMC ranks, it's likely you'll get a promotion!

I'm happy to answer any questions here. Oh and it's advised you read these (loose) rules. You are now one of the few with the Cows on your side.

Let the moo be with you!
Moo moo moo mo mooo moo!

- 08:51 22 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Moo moooo moo. =3 VGD >=3 20:02, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

Off with you, off on your converting mission! - 09:16 22 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

SIG!!

...bastardos! How dare you steal my sig! I suppose, at least you put the right cmc rank on it, but even still...He he! Also I've come to rub some of my achievements in your face (because I'm just sooo nice)! I got a golden shower award, i'm probably getting NotM and I may even get an article featured! WOO! I'm so happy... YTTE, signing out.... VGD >=3 06:28, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I have a whole list of stolen sigs right here. >=3 - 17:33, 24 April 2008 (UTC) cal.YTTE Talk! Sign!
I know found them and had a look through, you thief! - 06:47 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Teehee! VGD >=3 17:48, 24 April 2008 (UTC)
Did you know the cows are offended that you don't have Mgr. in your sig? Teehee! - 06:52 24 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Canned response #1c7: "Pending" VGD >=3 18:04, 24 April 2008 (UTC)

I'm Too Kind...AWARD!

Hey ho, well since we only have two users at the CMC the CMC is growing so fast into a huge Uncyc group I've decided to reward its two only members (excluding me, of course) entire and extensive list of members with FCTs. Enjoy! And yey you've got an award!

Pooey
You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd, 3rd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit

- 03:44 26 AprilSir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Why thank you. !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= onod-ihsanotoK ikihssI
Nah, nah, it was nothing, well obviously it was something, anyway... Since we're the only two Uncyclopedians in the CMC I double-promoting you (to the rank of Full Calf - or Cal.) for joining and sticking with for just over, er, a week? This means you get this loverly template and your official CMC title is now Cal. instead of Mgr. Yay! I love giving out awards! - 15:02 28 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Canned response #156: Why thank you. VGD >=3 18:28, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

thx

FurbyOnFire FOOM

Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.

Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!

 Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 19:13 Apr 28, 2008

You're welcome, doctor. =3 VGD >=3 19:16, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry...

...to keep bothering you about the CMC, but we have another member, well soo anyway. Since the CMC is only tiny and weeny you've got to be a good faithful member, to do that you really need to watchlist this. Not forcing you, but ya know... Anyway, thanks. Have a nice morning/day/evening/night! - 19:45 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Watchlist'd. Thankies! =3 VGD >=3 20:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)
No, no, thankies to you! - 20:40 29 April Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
6902d19f.jpg - VGD >=3 21:37, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Thanks

1925945 Well, well, well. I never would have guessed that VGDictator was stupid enough to vote for this tripe! Goes to show you never can tell.
Thanks for voting!

Thanks for your vote! -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN00:07, 30 Apr

You are welcome. =3 VGD >=3 00:46, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

NotM - Thanks

SHIZZLE DIZZLE!

VGDictator, you there? Come out where I can see you, I come bearing gifts! There you are! You are a VERY clever person. Why? Because you voted for me and helped me become NotM! Well done. Give yourself a pat on the back.

To reward you, I'm giving you a YTTE goodie-bag. It is a collection of YTTE memorabilia I've just pulled out of my pocket...That's one scrumpled piece of paper, a dead slug, three unidentified hairs, a strain of the bird flu virus, a morally ambiguous Olympic torch, two cows and various assorted, unexpected items. Enjoy!

YTTE would also remind you that he's still got a few miracle toothbrushes left. Toothbrushes have so many uses, and these miracles ones are great! Buy one now for a massively reduced price and enjoy their increased ease-of-use feel. 98% of the people studied said their teeth were saved by these total protection tooth brushes! Get your hands on one now!

P.S. Sorry that was so long and rambling, sorry there's no picture. You'll just have to imagine that this is a short, concise, beautiful thank you template. Also I'm hoping I'm not breaking any unspoken rule or etiquette of Uncyclopedia by giving you this thank you template!

from YTTE.

Thanks for voting for me, VGD! - 16:19 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

You ish welcome. =3 VGD >=3 16:29, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
Argh all the new CMC stuff is a lot of work!! Ah, I could use someone's help *hint hint* you know? Heh heh. - 17:11 2 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Agh! Sorry, AGAIN

Argh! I'm so sorry to keep spamming your userpage with this stuff, but yeah, uh, sorry! I've completed the CMC stuff we were talking about. I think it's probably littered with mistakes, but, yeah... Thanks for all your CMC related help and enthusiasm so far! I'm off to finish my major user page change now. Let the cows run with you! Moo! - 10:45 3 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

It is perfectly fine! If I didn't want anyone talking to me I'd just blank the page or ignore it or tell you to stop talking to me because it upsets my stomach! =D VGD >=3 21:42, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, some time in the near future I may have to promote you up to the rank of Chew Grass so that you can accept new users, because what with the flood of new CMC members (he he) I may need help... Also we got featured in Cajek's and Dr. Skullthumper's new UnSignpost! - 15:22 7 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
UnSignpost? Whar that be, matey? VGD >=3 22:25, 7 May 2008 (UTC)
User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost - 06:32 8 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

Hey...

How do I be as awesome as you? The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 00:17, 10 May 2008 (UTC)

...VDG is not awesome. Not at all. You should try to be like me instead. Or Modusoperandi. Or Cajek. But not VGD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 01:37 May 10
Ahem? You should try to be like me. I'm practically awesome with legs and arms and a brain. - 06:58 10 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yeah, YTTE is pretty awesome as well. Just not VGD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:20 May 10
That's kinda harsh! - 11:41 11 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Yes, indeed, you are better off with someone else. There is absolutely nothing awesome about me. At all. Ever. ...but can you at least sign my sigbook? And do you have my talkpage watched, SysRq? I thought I wasn't awesome, hmm? Of course, how could I be? I'm a lolcat, I thrive off of snowclones and various fast food items. There's nothing special about that. ...WTF? THERE'S A SPIDER ON MY HEAD! GET IT OFF!!! !yalP | !ngiS | !eM pleH | !klaT | E= onod-ihsanotoK ikihssI 21:00, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
...No, you're not on my watchlist. I'm just...GAHH SPIDUR ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF @ 16:19 May 13
Here, let meh help youz with dat. *hits SysRq in the head with a keyboard* There, I killds it. ...Why you is face red? You has bit by spidda? *is strangled* VGD >=3 21:18, 14 May 2008 (UTC)

Gank! UnSignpost: May 8th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-08-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:01, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Because I never got the issue. =C VGD >=3 00:51, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost Sunday Edition: May 11th, 2008

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 04:43, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Elvis Sighting

I spotted Elvis on your user page, & it told me tell you on your talk page. So there you go. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 21:14, 12 May 2008 (UTC)

Creepy. =3 VGD >=3 21:15, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
I don't know if it means anything. But it sounds pretty cool. The SOAD Fan (Ryan C.) 21:22, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
It only means you won a 1 in 45 chance of that template popping up? VGD >=3 21:28, 12 May 2008 (UTC)
Ahhh, now I want to see Elvis!! - 06:47 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Okay. . VGD >=3 16:30, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
Heh, that's kinda cool... Maybe I should put that on my userpage. - 16:33 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
But it might make your userpage ugly! VGD >=3 16:37, 13 May 2008 (UTC)
Uh, true, I may have to make my own template for it! - 16:40 13 May Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!
Perhaps! VGD >=3 17:07, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

UnSignpost: May 15th, 2008

User:Fnoodle/UnSignpost/05-15-08 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:11, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

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