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Archive I 6/26/07 to 1/6/08
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edit I didn't steal your talk page's virginity, but it looks like I did, and that's all that matters.

It's me! Cajek!   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (03:29)

Rape!!!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 03:34
You sick bastard. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Twice in a row! How could you? She just got out of rehab and counseling!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 03:40
No, it looks like he did it. He's too scared to do it for real. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:41, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Such a pussy...--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 03:42
Yea, seriously. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Are you guys talking about me behind my back?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (03:45)
Of course!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 03:48
What did you think we'd be doing? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
I don't talk about you guys behind your backs.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (04:02)
No, you just write notes to KILL ME! Nothing major. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:04, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
And vandalize/rape my talkpage...--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 04:06

edit I just stole your talk page's virginity

It's such a hussy. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:43, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Noooo!! You have better used protection!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 02:27
Um... your page told me it was birth control... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
She wan't! How dare you violate my pristine talk page! What if she gets pregnant? Will you take care of the child!?!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 02:43
What will the child support payments look like? Talk page spam? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 02:50, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
Are abortions still legal on Uncyclopedia?--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 02:59
Depends on who knows about it. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:21, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

edit I did it for the lulz!!!







RON PAUL '08!!!




--  Le Cejak
<->Jan 7 (03:58)

Cajek, why? Why did you do this? After all I did for you, why?--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 04:05
I'm not saying anything... Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:07, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
I think he wants attention...--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 7 04:10
It's a message of protest... elipsis...   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (04:11)

edit GAH!

Somewhere on this page, you are missing a closed div or span or something tag. I will continue my quest to fix it! ...Or maybe later...meh, whatever.......... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 7

*breathes a sigh of relief* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:26, Jan 7
Go back to massachussets, you tree hugger.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (04:31)
No, YOU are! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:32, Jan 7
ha ha, your state is, like, 1/100th the size of mine!   Le Cejak <-> Jan 7 (04:33)
Well, you have "Ahhhnold" for governor and he has the patriots and the red sox! There! You states both suck equally as much!-- Sir Unknown User CUN Blueflatcapsig (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 7 08:36
I live in Oregon... we don't have anything. Oh, wait a minute... now I remember! If marijuana is counted alongside our legitimate agricultural products, it would be our #1 crop! I'm so proud! --CUN RA Talk to me _ 11:07, 7 January 2008 (UTC)
You're all coastal losers. Except maybe Unknown User. Don't know where he is, just like I don't know what the hell is up with his sig. That's almost as annoying as Jack Phoenix's old one. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:23, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm from pennsylvania, does that make me a coastal loser?-- Sir Unknown User CUN Blueflatcapsig (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 01:44 01:44, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Yes. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:02, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
You guys all seem like you want to be stalked, but just don't know how. Frappr can help! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:52, Jan 8
You're the one that made a template that specifically states the city and state you are from, correct? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:02, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Very useful indeed-- Sir Unknown User CUN Blueflatcapsig (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 02:30
Do you want him stalked? Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
No. I really don't care at all about him, im just trying to meet new people and this what I learned about him. The info on him was readily available, he literally told us where he lived, what he likes to do, and this was all on his userpage.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
It's led's fault for having all that information available in the first place!   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (03:15)
Guys, guys! Chill, I was kidding, and subtly requesting that you join frappr so I can stalk you. Seriously, I'm not worried that people know what town I live in. There's prolly 500 people in my high school, around 10,000 total in the town, and nobody even knows my real name (which I like to keep private, for obvious reasons). So stalk me if you can, stalkers! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Jan 8
He's cute when he's oblivious. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:36, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Not as cute as you, you sexy thing you. Come meet me somewhere where we can get to know each other. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:38, Jan 8
I think I know your initials...and there was a myspace that I think may be yours-- Sir Unknown User CUN Blueflatcapsig (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 03:46
I hope not, since I've never had a myspace(or a facebook, for that matter). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:35, Jan 8
Woo! High five! 5 Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:43, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
/me High fives Boomer and Led. Lets forget this stalking thing ever happened. Ok?

I do have a so called myspace, but it is locked up and empty inside-- Sir Unknown User CUN Blueflatcapsig (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 04:53

edit FWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I can be everywhere and anyone at any time!!!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! Jan 7 08:29

So can I. --  Le Cejak <->

Jan 7 08:29

What do I put here?

I never was very good at this game. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:38, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

edit URK

So, on IRC you were asking me things?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:01)

Yes. I was just curious as to your age group as you act very childlike around me and led, and even weirder around others. I'm not mad at all.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Olive
I reckon' he's two—tops. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
I'm foh yeaws owd. Not lyin'.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:17)
Oh, you mean chronologically how old am I?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:18)
Carbon dating is the only way to tell for sure. You up for being burned (alive, preferably) into charcoal and tested in a small steel chamber? --CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:24, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
FINE. But make it quick. ...and painless.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:26)
Do I have time to write a quick suicide note?   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:26)
Go ahead. You are likely in college, as you did say earlier when I was complaining about led being younger, you said you were older too. You know what? Led is my age, therefore, you are older than me--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Olive
I think RA is only giving me enough time for a murder note.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 8 (05:32)
Hurry it up!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Olive


IT IS DONE. He's dead now. Burnt to a crisp vaporized in a lab room. Thanks to the wonder of carbon dating, I know now his true age!: college-aged, plus or minus a few hundred years. It was as you guessed, Unknown. And, judging by the date on his wrapper, way past his expiration date. His warranty had expired, too. Thank God his parents got the rebate in. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Sad to say, all that's left of him is his disembodied soul floating around on Uncyclopedia's server. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 05:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
Poor cajek...never will find his purpose afterall...--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 8 06:13
Maybe, but his spirit keeps clogging the drain. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)
This is Cajek's lawyer, here. I have his will, in case anyone is interested... RA got Cajek's collection of floor samples. It's very fuzzy. Boomer, you got a copy of Cajek's bloody suicide note. Very useful. Unknown, you got Cajek's burnt CD of what appears to be dirty gangsta rap.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 9 (00:40)
/me frames the note. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:42, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
/me takes CD and puts it in CD player. After listening for a few minutes, I decide I am not gangsta enough to fully appreciate it, and proceed to put it back in its case and put in the box to give to goodwill.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jan 9 03:16
/me uses floor samples to become traveling carpet salesman. Thank you Cajek. You've made my dreams come true. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 07:59, 9 January 2008 (UTC)
DON'T MOCK THE DEAD, CARPET BOY! We're a pretty powerful group, you see.   Le Cejak <-> Jan 9 (15:53)

edit Enjoy!

Modernwoodencondom There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

edit Uncyclopedia:The Game

The {{WIP}} tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- Paw_print.jpg 01:54, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

This one too. -- Paw_print.jpg 02:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Also: I whipped up an image for it in response to your request. But I've archived the request now, so here it is in case you still want it:

Uncyc Game

Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:49, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

edit I have returned!!!

I have not gone anywhere, just have been really busy with un-uncyc things. Things will not get any better until the next two weeks are over. Even then, don't expect to hear much from me even after then. I have to maintain other standards in my life other than unc--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Feb 4 00:17

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