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Contents 1 I didn't steal your talk page's virginity, but it looks like I did, and that's all that matters. 2 I just stole your talk page's virginity 3 I did it for the lulz!!! 4 GAH! 5 FWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! 6 URK 7 Enjoy! 8 Uncyclopedia:The Game 9 I have returned!!!

[edit] I didn't steal your talk page's virginity, but it looks like I did, and that's all that matters.

It's me! Cajek!   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (03:29)

Rape!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 03:34

You sick bastard. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:38, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Twice in a row! How could you? She just got out of rehab and counseling!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 03:40

No, it looks like he did it. He's too scared to do it for real. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:41, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Such a pussy...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 03:42

Yea, seriously. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:43, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Are you guys talking about me behind my back?   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (03:45)

Of course!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 03:48

What did you think we'd be doing? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:49, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I don't talk about you guys behind your backs.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (04:02)

No, you just write notes to KILL ME! Nothing major. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:04, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

And vandalize/rape my talkpage...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 04:06

[edit] I just stole your talk page's virginity

It's such a hussy. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:43, 6 January 2008 (UTC)

Noooo!! You have better used protection!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 02:27

Um... your page told me it was birth control... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

She wan't! How dare you violate my pristine talk page! What if she gets pregnant? Will you take care of the child!?!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 02:43

What will the child support payments look like? Talk page spam? --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 02:50, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

Are abortions still legal on Uncyclopedia?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 02:59

Depends on who knows about it. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:21, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] I did it for the lulz!!!

RON PAUL '08!!!




--  BAN MAGNET! <->Jan 7 (03:58)

Cajek, why? Why did you do this? After all I did for you, why?-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 04:05

I'm not saying anything... Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:07, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

I think he wants attention...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 04:10

It's a message of protest... elipsis...   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (04:11)

[edit] GAH!

Somewhere on this page, you are missing a closed div or span or something tag. I will continue my quest to fix it! ...Or maybe later...meh, whatever.......... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:15, Jan 7

*breathes a sigh of relief* - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:26, Jan 7

Go back to massachussets, you tree hugger.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (04:31)

No, YOU are! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:32, Jan 7

ha ha, your state is, like, 1/100th the size of mine!   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 7 (04:33)

Well, you have "Ahhhnold" for governor and he has the patriots and the red sox! There! You states both suck equally as much!-- Sir Unknown User (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 7 08:36

I live in Oregon... we don't have anything. Oh, wait a minute... now I remember! If marijuana is counted alongside our legitimate agricultural products, it would be our #1 crop! I'm so proud! --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 11:07, 7 January 2008 (UTC)

You're all coastal losers. Except maybe Unknown User. Don't know where he is, just like I don't know what the hell is up with his sig. That's almost as annoying as Jack Phoenix's old one. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:23, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm from pennsylvania, does that make me a coastal loser?-- Sir Unknown User (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 01:44 01:44, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:02, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

You guys all seem like you want to be stalked, but just don't know how. Frappr can help! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:52, Jan 8

You're the one that made a template that specifically states the city and state you are from, correct? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:02, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Very useful indeed-- Sir Unknown User (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 02:30

Do you want him stalked? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 02:33, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

No. I really don't care at all about him, im just trying to meet new people and this what I learned about him. The info on him was readily available, he literally told us where he lived, what he likes to do, and this was all on his userpage.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)}

It's led's fault for having all that information available in the first place!   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (03:15)

Guys, guys! Chill, I was kidding, and subtly requesting that you join frappr so I can stalk you. Seriously, I'm not worried that people know what town I live in. There's prolly 500 people in my high school, around 10,000 total in the town, and nobody even knows my real name (which I like to keep private, for obvious reasons). So stalk me if you can, stalkers! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:32, Jan 8

He's cute when he's oblivious. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 03:36, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Not as cute as you, you sexy thing you. Come meet me somewhere where we can get to know each other. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:38, Jan 8

I think I know your initials...and there was a myspace that I think may be yours-- Sir Unknown User (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 03:46

I hope not, since I've never had a myspace(or a facebook, for that matter). - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:35, Jan 8

Woo! High five! 5 Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:43, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

/me High fives Boomer and Led. Lets forget this stalking thing ever happened. Ok?

I do have a so called myspace, but it is locked up and empty inside-- Sir Unknown User (talk : Cont : VFH) Jan 8 04:53

[edit] FWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

I can be everywhere and anyone at any time!!!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 7 08:29

So can I. --Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue)

Jan 7 08:29

Is this it?

I never was very good at this game. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:38, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] URK

So, on IRC you were asking me things?   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:01)

Yes. I was just curious as to your age group as you act very childlike around me and led, and even weirder around others. I'm not mad at all.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} YellowGreen

I reckon' he's two—tops. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:18, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

I'm foh yeaws owd. Not lyin'.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:17)

Oh, you mean chronologically how old am I?   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:18)

Carbon dating is the only way to tell for sure. You up for being burned (alive, preferably) into charcoal and tested in a small steel chamber? --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:24, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

FINE. But make it quick. ...and painless.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:26)

Do I have time to write a quick suicide note?   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:26)

Go ahead. You are likely in college, as you did say earlier when I was complaining about led being younger, you said you were older too. You know what? Led is my age, therefore, you are older than me-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} YellowGreen

I think RA is only giving me enough time for a murder note.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 8 (05:32)

Hurry it up!-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} YellowGreen

IT IS DONE. He's dead now. Burnt to a crisp vaporized in a lab room. Thanks to the wonder of carbon dating, I know now his true age!: college-aged, plus or minus a few hundred years. It was as you guessed, Unknown. And, judging by the date on his wrapper, way past his expiration date. His warranty had expired, too. Thank God his parents got the rebate in. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Sad to say, all that's left of him is his disembodied soul floating around on Uncyclopedia's server. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 05:56, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

Poor cajek...never will find his purpose afterall...-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 8 06:13

Maybe, but his spirit keeps clogging the drain. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:45, 8 January 2008 (UTC)

This is Cajek's lawyer, here. I have his will, in case anyone is interested... RA got Cajek's collection of floor samples. It's very fuzzy. Boomer, you got a copy of Cajek's bloody suicide note. Very useful. Unknown, you got Cajek's burnt CD of what appears to be dirty gangsta rap.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 9 (00:40)

/me frames the note. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:42, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

/me takes CD and puts it in CD player. After listening for a few minutes, I decide I am not gangsta enough to fully appreciate it, and proceed to put it back in its case and put in the box to give to goodwill.-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Jan 9 03:16

/me uses floor samples to become traveling carpet salesman. Thank you Cajek. You've made my dreams come true. --_CUN RA ^{Talk to me} _ 07:59, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

DON'T MOCK THE DEAD, CARPET BOY! We're a pretty powerful group, you see.   BAN MAGNET! <-> Jan 9 (15:53)

[edit] Enjoy!

There you go son! It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride! The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!

[edit] Uncyclopedia:The Game

The {{WIP}} tag on your article expired, so I've moved it to your userspace for now so you can work on it there. Feel free to move it back to the main space when it's done. -- 01:54, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

This one too. -- 02:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Also: I whipped up an image for it in response to your request. But I've archived the request now, so here it is in case you still want it:

Tatty byes! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:49, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] I have returned!!!

I have not gone anywhere, just have been really busy with un-uncyc things. Things will not get any better until the next two weeks are over. Even then, don't expect to hear much from me even after then. I have to maintain other standards in my life other than unc-- Sir Unknown User ^{(Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)} Feb 4 00:17