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edit My Virgin Talk Page

First one to take it's virginity wins a prize!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Mar 5 04:21

edit wut

--CharitwoTalk 04:22, 5 March 2008 (UTC)

edit Hello

Hi, I'm new.... Well not exactly new. I don't know how things go on here. Can you help me please? I mean with the basic stuff or any stuff. Thx.--CherryBlossom93 02:36, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Err, I think UU is currently AWOL. Of course, I'd be happy to answer any questions for you until he returns. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:48, Mar 17
You dont tell me how to raise my child! When i punch mommy it means "I love you" goddamnit! Go ahead mr "child protection services" and try to take my babies away from me! RAARRGH!! Im only kidding--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
Reading the links at the top of your page here would be a dam good start. Especially the first two... ;) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:52, Mar 17

edit Back from leave

I'm back, but only for a short while.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Mar 27 02:18

Great to have you back UU! Now fix your sig! :) ~Jewriken.GIF 08:13, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
I remember you, bro!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (08:47)
Cajek?! You stalking me again?! ~Jewriken.GIF 08:49, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
I remember all of you, not just the person I happen to be stalking!   Le Cejak <-> Mar 27 (08:51)
Glad to see you again, Cajek. Honestly, I thought you were deceased from that carbon dating incident. Unfortunately, I wont be able to devote as much time to unc because of school and work and other stuff...wink wink wink.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Mar 28 01:19
Oooh, I know THAT double wink! ...sexxorz?   Le Cejak <-> Mar 28 (01:23)
Not from you, you cheeky little whore.Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
GAH! So much code!! Why so much code? Why!? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:40, Mar 28
WFT? Fix it! I have no idea whats going on, man! Oh I'm freaking out. I'm freaking out!!! AAAAAAAAAA!!!!--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)

edit Learn to count your goddamn tags

Please. This has got to be the third time I've fixed your sig now. Which, by the by, has mutated into a horrendous, twenty-lined monster of a beast that I had to STICK MY HANDS INTO THE BELLY OF and move some things around in it. It was disgusting. And I'm a doctor. I still can't get the smell off my hands.
Basically all I'm trying to say is...

Were you taught HTML in a barn?! I should hope not! Because they don't get WiFi over at barns, you know! Sir Skullthumper, KUN VFH YWG NotM LINK UotM GSA VotM FavPer - (Talk)

edit Guess who's back? Remember me?

Im really glad to see all the progress this wiki has made. And people finished my unfinished articles-is this a new trend here? Do they do free valet parking and room service as well? Well, Im back, and i don't know for how long, but its nice to see things running smoothly here. --Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Jul 31 01:38

Holy crap, you disappeared for over a year? Where was I? Where were you? Why aren't you going a whirlwind greeting spree? At any rate, you're back just in time to make your sig stop throwing up code. Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:26, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
I just need to get back into the spin of things around here. My funny has gone down with maturity, so i need to fix that. There is far too much to do on unc nowadays, and frankly im completely overwhelmed with committees of subcommittees and sub portals and newsletters. At least the ol gang is still here, right? Remember me? Im the guy who wrote that article? I used that in an english paper! Enough rambling, how are you?--Unknown_user's signature code spill this way->
I'm actually getting somewhat reacquainted with the site, as well. I disappeared for a few months around the beginning of the year, but I'm pretty well back into the rhythm of things again. Fortunately most of the old gang is, indeed, still around, though most are far less active. Now we've got all these new kids running around making a mess of everything, in addition to the old kids running around making a mess of everything. Just look at this! An abomination, I say! Sig_pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 06:46, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Get on IRC, now! MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 06:51, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Don't do it! IT'S A TRAP! Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:52, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
Indeed! I tried to get people to visit uncyclopedia, but they all thought i was weird and the site stupid. Someone went out and finished some of my articles, making them not only complete, but funnier than before. A travesty i say! Aw heck i cant type fast enough. i'll get on IRC (if i remember how).--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)

edit Award from UN:REQ

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This user created HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica, an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles. Good for them us!
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edit Your Sig

It wrought havoc on the VFH page for my article, so I just removed it an replaced it with the {{Unsigned}} thing, just so you know. Thanks for the vote, however. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 22:44, September 8, 2009 (UTC)

I am endlessly sorry. It has always done that. Many have tried to tame it, all have failed.--{{SUBST:--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) Sep 8 22:45
I fixed that - your substing your sig, this is why it looks like the end of the world every time you sign something. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:48, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
How many times is this now? How bout I just make a new sig?--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
Well, it looks fine, just don't subst it. You might flood the universe. ~Jewriken.GIF 22:58, September 8, 2009 (UTC)
Depends on whether the universe is infinitely expanding or is of definite size.--Blueflatcapsig Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN)
How's this?--
Are you Thomas Pynchon!? —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:46, September 9, 2009 (UTC)
Dont ever antagonize the horn--
I'll take that as a maybe. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:21, September 10, 2009 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

edit Clicked to annoy

Except that went to wikipedia, and now I want to know why. Why?!

And whom, exactly, is that supposed to annoy? ~ Lyrithya sig daji Lyrithya *shifty eyes* (words) (actions) -- 20100609 - 19:14 (UTC)

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