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This user is on vacation, sabbatical, administrative leave, or is otherwise goofing off with the knowledge and/or consent of the Admins. Or, more likely, they've buggered off without saying boo to anyone. Their expected date of return is unlikely. You know how having one kid slowed down my editing a lot? We have a second now, so yeah, you do the maths. I may see you all around, I may not. Guess my plan to aim for 30 features ever looks a tad optimistic, huh? Anyway, yeah, be cool and stuff, and maybe see you all one day, maybe not. I'll still read all the features though. I'm like that.. If you're lonely, or you miss them, leave a message.
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Archives of Pain

Archive 1 - Of welcomes, votes and, well, more votes.
Archive 2 - Of votes, proofreading and reviews.
Archive 3 - Of votes, reviews and images, in the main.
Archive 4 - Of votes, reviews, images, embuggerances and judging.
Archive 5 - Of, ooh, all sorts of things!
Archive 6 - Of Cabals, Pussies, Pees, Feathers, Showers and stuff.
Archive 7 - Of Blah, no Friends, an adoption and sundry whatever.
Archive 8 - Of Summaries, numpties, smiths, spark pics and so forth.
Archive 9 - Of Death to England, indenting, UnBirthdays and whatnot.
Archive 10 - Of Bloody Admins, UU losing it, sitcoms,and more piffle.
Archive 11 - Of Bans, fish puns and final pre-marital blethering.
Archive 12 - Of Australia, ring fingers, huge asses and suchlike.
Archive 13 - Of face facts, afternoons, oldness and whatnot.
Archive 14 - Of apostrophes, festivities, pants and all that jazz.
Archive 15 - Of oppage, zombie poopsmiths and similar shenanigans.
Archive 16 - Of bots, ageism, Signposts and what have you.
Archive 17 - Of something, I'm pretty sure.
Archive 18 - Of many things, possibly including carpenters and kings.
Archive 19 - Of temps perdu, among other things.
Archive 20 - Of the lost chord, for all that it matters.
Archive 21 - Of whatever - no-one reads these archive links anyway.
Archive 22 - Of Lord, please don't let me be Misunderstood.
Archive 23 - Of an epic amount of stuff, quite frankly.
Archive 24 - Of course I can help you reset your password.
Archive 25 - Of awards, Signposts and wibble; business as usual then.
Archive 26 - Of family business, mostly.
Archive 26 - Of all kinds of gubbins.
Archive 27 - Of trumpets, towers tenements.
Archive 28 - Of wide oceans full of tears.
Archive 29 - Of nothing that should concern you.
Archive 30 - Of signs, portents and omens. Maybe.
Archive 31 - Of IRL, in the main, I think.
Archive 32 - Of loads of Signposts, and sundry guff.
Archive 33



New stuff on bottom please.
And if you leave a message here, I will almost certainly not respond. But if I do, I will respond here. It keeps things easy to follow, and at my age, I need that!

Important rule: there is a word. It starts with an "r" and rhymes with "cape". Don't use it on my page please, it annoys the hell out of me.

Finally, as I'm that sad, I reserve the right to correct spelling on this talk page if it irks me enough.
Please don't take it as an insult to your writing skills, take it as proof that I have no life.



edit I'm Listening, Start Talking

edit RE: Deleting Your Talk Page

CC: Under user

It has been brought to my attention that you, Under user, on the day of April 15, 2011, at the hour Whatever time it was when you did it. We are in two different time zones, and I can't be fucked to figure that out, you did that thing to make words disappear on this page. In so doing, you have broken the law as put forth by rule 37B section 8 of the Uncyclopedia Manifesto. This is unequivocally illegal, and I have therefore decided to, and acted upon my decision as stated henceforth, write more words on your talk page, and call you an old smelly grandmother. From this point forward, you may also be known to suck it. Good Day.

Respectfully, Woody On Fire! Wood burningTalking Woody Stalking Woody 16:19, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Mr Burninator,
I note that you have inserted a series of words upon my talk page with the intention of pointing out to me that you, in fact, smell of muskrat farts. I have no intention of verifying this personally, and will take your word for it. I must, however, apologise for the lateness of this reply: recently, this page has only been used for the deposit of Signposts, and as such I wasn't expecting any other communication. My popularity appears to have become more selective. I consider this a positive move. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to read my old talkpage archives for no reason at all. Good day to you too.
Respectedly,
--UU - natter UU Manhole 13:04, Apr 19
UnLegal
Official Legal Documentation from Department Head
To whom it may (or may not) concern:
I believe to have stumbled in here on some act of randomness, and upon snooping through your banter and other personal belongings I have come to the conclusion that you two good sirs are perhaps in need of a spanking. Not from me, of course, that would be presumably ostentatious, but due to the unlegal nature of your correspondence I'm afraid I will have to send someone over here promptly to help you boys out. ;)

As always, please let me know if I can be of any personal assistance.
 –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 17:00, 19 April 2011

edit That UnSignposty thing

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110421

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:21, 21 April 2011

edit On my VFH, saying the things left unsaid

The great love article of my life that I wrote was featured recently, and I would therefore like to take the time to thank you profusely for helping to make it a success despite that fucking cunt-bitch Lyrithya some adversity. Your good deeds shall not be forgotten. Now, please excuse me I have to go fill Lyrithya's userpage with abusive garbage reflect on the important things in life.

...I hope you'll join me in the attack -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:04, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: April 28th, 2011

  1. REDIRECT UnSignpost:UnSignpost/20110428 ~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 06:31, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Signpost Un

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 5 May 2011

edit How are things?

It says at the top you have a new job and things, so hopefully thats going alright. I'm just about finished Uni - scary times... I should be able to come by and do a bit of work on the toff guide article as well as hurl random abuse at people on here... good to see you're about:-)--Sycamore (Talk) 21:26, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Yay, Undie's back. How's it going Undie? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:39, 9 May 2011
Back? About? A bit of an overstatement. I am, as it says, dropping in occasionally to joke ban other admins and write some stuff, and that's about it. As I suspected, Uncyc is blocked at my new job, so until I find a way around that, I'll be a very intermittent presence. I'll have another good butchers at the toff article myself soon, be nice to see that finished. Meantime though, I'm off again, just passing through. Toodles! --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:49, May 10
Have you tried adding an s to the http, to make it https? --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:37, 12 May 2011
Oh, I'm going to wait before finding a way around it. Did I mention it's a new job? I want to make a good impression before I start goofing off... --UU - natter UU Manhole 06:12, May 15
I've already had a few part time jobs at McDonald's, Tim Horton's, Petro Canada, and a few other places. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 00:26, 16 May 2011

edit The Signpost is delivered to all God-fearing citizens

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:46, 12 May 2011

edit Don't let the man get you down!

It's great to know that your kid is alive and well and growing teeth! I remember when I was in that terrible phase, myself, and I assure you that your torturous days are but a few short years from being over. In any case, I plan on turning Uh oh into a three-headed unstoppable monster with you and the late Cajek (so mostly you). If you get the time, consult the pee and throw in whatever you think of on top of what I've already added. What we need right now especially is another picture, I think, but google images has been tremendously unhelpful at finding a picture of a CGI baby with Pauly Shore's hair and face circa Encino Man. --Littleboyonly TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly 07:26, May 12, 2011 (UTC)

Don't forget that other guy who did stuff to it, he might do more stuff to it. He seems like a capable sort. And I'll try to look at it soon, when I get another burst of writing time. I may even dust off the ol' image manip software and try for that baby image, see how it goes. I like what you've done, but then I do generally tend to with your stuff. Must go now, there's a slim chance of sleep presenting itself! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:31, May 12
Man, who am I kidding? 1 contribution to this wiki in 10 days? I'm just not getting time to write, read, ban or anything. So while I'd really love to help you turn Uh oh into a gem, I'm just going to have to stop by briefly in a month or so and see how awesome you've made it instead. Considering the run you've been on recently, I suspect the answer to that will be "very". Good luck to you, and see you whenever I have time enough to stop by this place. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:26, May 27
GRAB HIM! NAIL HIM TO THE FLOOR! UU MUST NOT ESCAPE! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 19:29, May 27

edit UnSignpost

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:10, 19 May 2011

edit Phnerb unsignpost

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:22, May 26, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Best before Friday!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, June 2, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hurrah, it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:23, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Activate!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:21, June 16, 2011 (UTC)

edit No internets but nice cream teas

China? Pup 10:11 18 Jun '11

Nice try, guess again. See, China has no internets due to government oppression and the like. This place has no internets due to making the Dark Ages seem technologically advanced. Great place for a holiday, mind. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:18, Jun 19
Of course - I just watched that movie. Bruges! Pup 08:05 19 Jun '11
Possibly a shade less Belgian. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:06, Jun 19
Ettamogah? Pup 08:14 19 Jun '11
Possibly a shade more Belgian than that? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:11, Jun 19

edit Catch it. Kill it. Bin it. It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:21, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit You voted for visual puns, which got featured!

Army Tank U

--Tophat headless 01:19, June 23, 2011 (UTC)

edit The Un-Sigh-npost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:23, June 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit It's free and it always will be; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey

I haven't been on Uncyclopedia in at least 3 months (maybe more) and stupidly, I completely forgot how to change my signature to make it customized (like yours), if you wouldn't mind walking me through how to do it. I was working on a new sig, than it got completely erased in a poof of logic while I was busy playing Angry Birds XD. Whenever your free, just post some simple walkthrough steps on my talk page and I will reply quickly, as I usually check the Uncyc every few hours... Thanks, Aimsplode 20:03, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

But you don't check the tops of talkpages to see that their owners are rarely here. Hmm. Sorry dude, I'm just too busy to be here enough to help. Try someone else - Socky's good for that sort of thing. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:11, Jul 8
Whatever you say...lol ima just copy the above message because im too lazy to write it out again. Aimsplode 00:16, July 9, 2011 (UTC) Thanks for all of the help...

edit You still around?

Hopefully you are. You're like one of my favorite users that is still around--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:44, July 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Yo

Although I know you are a very busy person, can you do me a quick favor and delete Aimstoned's talk page? Thanks...A (Ruins) 17:23, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

edit Fantasy Football 2011

It's back! Go here and sign up.Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:10, July 19, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Avoid all contact with eyes.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:23, July 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit More class than 9000 schools: It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:23, July 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit ChiefjusticeDS is a lazy sod and has paid the ultimate price... an UnSignpost Coup

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, August 6, 2011 (UTC)

edit You're back...

...even if it's only for a little while. Good to see you. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 06:30, 7 August 2011

Thanks. Imagine how it feels to be me: I get to see me all the time! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:37, Aug 7
That must be fun. I'll leave you and the mirror alone for now. --Purple mini lolly Lollipop Purple mini lolly - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 15:30, 7 August 2011

edit Congarlky!

I attempted to say congratulations, but iPhone sucks. So 'grats on getting Mrs UU up the duff - again. (You might need to work out why that keeps happening.)

Oh, much earlier here you mentioned that you didn't have a following and blah blah blah. Actually, you still do, but it seems that like yourself, a lot of us have these real life things that get in the way.

I'd invite you over to drink a bottle of sparkling white in celebration, but the drive here is terrible, and I only buy sparkling white from Australia, which is nowhere near as good as that French stuff, so instead I'm drinking a cup of tea and using the word "wotcher" at every possible opportunity as a celebration for you. I think I'm getting it right - it's like using the word smurf, right? Pup 07:46 07 Aug '11

If you ever feel line wasting 140 characters, I'm @PuppyOnTheRadio, which show my originality for naming conventions. Pup 07:47 07 Aug '11
I'll find you. Mind you, my tweets are deathly dull. In other news, I don't drink wine, so Aussie or otherwise, it's wasted on me. However, next time I'm on your continent, I'll look you up. And I do plan to return one day, so be warned. I'll bring the shrimps for the barbie! --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:37, Aug 7
Found you. Now, can you find me? --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:05, Aug 7
Actually, unfollowed you again. 1. Feedjam. 2. We don't get your Masterchef for about 6 months, and I don't want spoilers. I enjoyed it last time aroud, y'know. Actually, I was thinking about roping you in on an article about it, but never found the time. Anyway, off again, naptime sounds like it's over... --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:32, Aug 7
Masterchef final episode tonight. It's over. At least until next season. Should be safe again now. (And I had about 20 new followers tonight.) Pup 01:01 07 Aug '11
Left it long enough to be safe. Now following you again. Be worth it... --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:06, Sep 4

edit More rubbish Australian Prose because ChiefjusticeDS got stabbed in the buttocks by a rioter with a felt-tip pen

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:18, August 11, 2011 (UTC)

edit Now it only wants you gone; it's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:21, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit Well, then.

Have an annoying box of your own... except yours is probably that scary orange colour, so it'll be even more annoying! Muahahah! 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 21:04, 20 August 2011

edit Wonko tiddlybum-post

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

edit Spelling

Thanks for making Ozone a good well spelllt articul. :) --ShabiDOO 19:42, August 30, 2011 (UTC)

edit Shout, as requested.

Wonderful news for you and Mrs UU! Nice work there. And thanks for your thoughtful comments on Sun's VFH page, I think it may have given me the enthusiasm I needed to rework it, which I have now done. Seriously, way to encourage someone; you should consider joining PEEING or something. --Black Flamingo 20:41, August 31, 2011 (UTC)

Good work, BF. I've read enough of your work to be confident that you would actually struggle to make anything shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole 07:52, Sep 1
In that case, have you read Symphony in Z Minor? *is not implying anything whatsoever* Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:45, 1 September 2011
...Good lord, that is the single greatest piece of literature that I've read in my entire life. - Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif Dildoriken.gif 11:55, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
I take it you haven't seen my love life either *implying all manner of things. --Black Flamingo 12:28, September 1, 2011 (UTC)
And? Did I say it was shit? Did I? Did I? Huh? Huh? Huh? --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:37, Sep 1
Where can I buy a sockykini? Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:07, 1 September 2011

edit Mailman's here! Lock up your daughters and horny middle-aged Wives!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:19, September 1, 2011 (UTC)

edit Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

Colorless green ideas sleep furiously

You voted for Colorless green ideas sleep furiously on VFH. Maybe now us ideas will be a little less furious.

Thank you! --Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 11:43, September 4, 2011 (UTC)

edit This UnSignpost brought to you by... uh... fairy dust? Hmm, we seem to have run out of sponsors.

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 01:20, September 8, 2011 (UTC)

edit Boom.

Surprise, surprise. It might be a little quiet. If that's the case I can try to fool around with a compressor on it or something and stuff. Or something. Yeah. -RAHB 02:52, September 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit The UnSignpost: Now with free bacon!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 00:20, September 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

--ChiefjusticePSX 07:09, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit "Oh, God! But why...in the balls?"

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 01:21, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hey yourself!

I see you're still at least semi-active here! Also congratulations on kid number two! Are you hoping for a boy or a girl? How's Mordillo? Is VFH still floundering? Necropaxx (T) {~} Friday, 21:28, Sep 30 2011

I'm not hugely active, for a number of reasons, the growing family only being one of them. This has been the oddest year of my life, and I hope to have none more like it, TBH. The new addition has been a rare exception to that. To answer your questions in order: yes, we're hoping for a boy or girl (no preference, just as long as the little tyke's healthy); he's not here, but as far as I can tell from my mysterious admin sources, pretty damn well, actually (and his son seems quite the little charmer); yes, VFH is struggling - we need more stuff. Speaking of which, I see you're not planning to stick around, hope you at least grace us with some of your writing while you're here. How are you anyway? What are you doing these days? Hope life is treating you well, I'd say it would be no less than you deserve. --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:14, Oct 1
I do have a half-finished Jesus article floating around in my head. I'll see if I can put it down in writing. I'm doing pretty good, and thanks for asking. I sort of left Uncyc because of a) more demands on my time from real life (sigh), and b) video games. I don't think I'm going to have any huge revival here, but I'd like to do another article. Hope you and Mordillo both keep doing well, it's definitely no less than you deserve. Necropaxx (T) {~} Tuesday, 19:55, Oct 4 2011

edit Hello again

As I recall you were funny and British. As I am neither of those things and have been gone a long time, is this still funny or is it too much LAUGH DAMN IT? --Nikau 02:58, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

Well, I'm still British, I have no idea if I'm funny, but most importantly, I'm rarely here. I thought the notice at the top of this page was a clue. Anyway, I'm rarely here because I don't have much time, so I may have a look at your article, but it won't happen today. I'd recommend someone else for all your opinion needs! --UU - natter UU Manhole 19:11, Oct 16
I see you had a baby. That probably elevates you into a very lonely pantheon of users who can actually feel human emotion hehe. I waste my teenage years chasing after relationships that just won't work, which probably explains why I am here and am not here so frequently, the whore that I am (checky my article is on vfh). Good luck with the new addition, you seem quite good at getting them past the keeper. I pray I don't have your luck for now. --Nikau 06:17, October 19, 2011 (UTC)
Also, thanks for the vacation notice, it feels way too lonely on uncyclopedia now. Another time, perhaps. --Nikau 03:39, October 21, 2011 (UTC)

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 02:29, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:18, 27 October 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:03, 3 November 2011

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:51, 10 November 2011

edit Go and write something

Run along now and write something and it had better be funny. Chop chop! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 20:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Trust we will see you around soon Uu. --LaurelsRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:38, November 14, 2011 (UTC)
Slacker. And don't think I didn't notice your dips in contributing came during the filming of seasons 9 and 10 of Red Dwarf. Pup 05:34 15 Nov '11
I'll be back. Intermittently. As family and work allows. And I'll write. As to whether it'll be funny, that's a different issue. Losing two people ridiculously close to you in a short space of time does odd things to your sense of humour, like dries it right up. I'll know I'm moving forward when I get something in mainspace I'm proud of, y'know? And Puppy - Red Dwarf was lost to me after series 6, and remains so. The more pertinent observation would be "during Masterchef Australia's UK run". Matt Preston's boots are a thing of comedy glory. --UU - natter UU Manhole 09:57, Nov 17

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:27, 17 November 2011

edit You sir

As I hinted in the UnSignpost which I know you, like everyone else, devoured hungrily the second it arrived on your talk page; what is to become of the annual mince pie scoffing competition? I hope it is still going to happen. Eating those fiendishly delicious treats and actually being able to claim that it makes me a winner of some kind rather than a repulsive fatty is all that keeps me going through the long winter months. I, and indeed the public in general, demand answers.

Also: I've come from the future to warn you that in three million years you'll be dead! --ChiefjusticePSX 10:35, November 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'll still be kicking around I'm sure.. Suks to be UU... :/    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 20:11 17 November 2011
Chiefy: considering I'm scoffing my 5th pie of what might loosely be termed "the season", I'm absolutely up for it. Mind hosting it on your page this year? Or is that something we non-admins can't edit? Further question: will we start the count from the 1st Dec, as is traditional? I need to know if the crumbs I'm dropping on the keyboard right now come from a pie that counts or a "training" pie... Also: do what you gotta - but don't mess up my hair.
Orian: right at present it does, I'm afraid, suck to be me. Does it suck to be you too, or are things going better in Orianland? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:27, Nov 17
Yeah I'll host it on my page this year. Also I say we start on the 1st of December since I do not wish to be losing immediately we get started, having only consumed three training pies. Cue the Rocky training montage! --ChiefjusticePSX 08:59, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry to hear that you're not having a good time. Things are bassically fine for me, at least in the sense that I'm not struggling my way through a nuclear winter in a world consumed by hate (litterally just finished reading this); but could be better considering nothing has really changed in the past couple of years except I'm a lot less creative than I should be. Something I hope to remedy over the next few months. Glad to hear from you though! :D    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:09 18 November 2011
Glad to hear from you too. It's not so much a matter of not having fun - my daughter ensures there's always fun to be had. I'm just finding it tricky coming to terms with only having half the number of parents I had the last time I spoke to you. --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:01, Nov 18
Too subtle, UU... --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:23, Nov 24
I'm fine Orian, thanks for asking. Runs away burying face in comically large tissue. --ChiefjusticePSX 11:38, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
Geezus christ! You remind me of me when I was a sissy girl bitch.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:41 18 November 2011
Another ambition achieved. --ChiefjusticePSX 11:50, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
I'm sorry, I feel bad now. *hugs* :) now how are you?    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 11:52 18 November 2011
I'm fine thank you. Hey, I haven't banned you in a while. I'll just be 45 minutes while I think up a witty reason. --ChiefjusticePSX 11:56, November 18, 2011 (UTC)
Other people having a conversation on my talk page! It's just like the good old days! --UU - natter UU Manhole 12:01, Nov 18
yeah except for all the... Uh... You know, there was a time I'd have had no trouble finishing that sentence in a fun and creative way.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:06 18 November 2011

edit Why?: "Last of the Summer Wine" is Great

If I could write something here i would. but it's very hard to defend.    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 19:06 18 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:12, 24 November 2011

Eh, I think the standard of bans has gone down a bit since last week. --UU - natter UU Manhole 08:21, Nov 24
Probably because I haven't been banned yet. And you can't change that. *goes off to commit evil deeds - are here any other kind?* --Nikau 08:28, November 24, 2011 (UTC)

edit FYI

I have transformed my user page for the mince pie celebration. I got bored of eating them without being able to gleefully add another to my total so I decided we to just start now. This has nothing to do with someone at work bringing a huge box of the things in... --ChiefjusticePSX 22:21, November 29, 2011 (UTC)

So, what you're saying is: start from November 29th? OK. *does maths; nips over the Chief's page* --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:24, Nov 30

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:16, 1 December 2011

edit I see you edit...

/me gets het an up and sweaty an Asian idiom of indignation... --Sycamore (Talk) 21:42, December 3, 2011 (UTC)

To be fair, it's only really for the mince pie competition, which is serious fucking business. And also 'cos I've been signed off work with nervous exhaustion for three weeks. And I still didn't have time to write an article! How are you doing anyway, you old haggis-scoffer you? -UU - natter UU Manhole 20:48, Dec 4

edit The festive holiday banning thing

How does that work? Since you're apparently not going to, I figured I might try to put on a show. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 00:03, 4 December 2011

To the best of my memory: anyone can request one ban, for a duration of up to two minutes, for any other user; they can specify the reason as long as it isn't too lengthy, and they have to be polite when doing so. Singing carols outside your window naked is optional. Oh god, that's the best attempt at humour I can make at present. Perhaps I should be editing Conservapedia? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:51, Dec 4
It's much easier than you might think. All you need to do is advocate home schooling, poopoo obama while being just a little racist and make a few spelling errerses and you're flying!    Orian57    Talk   Union pink 06:29 16 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

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edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticePSX 10:49, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit NotSoYummyMincePie.jpg

Do the mince pies your mother-in-law makes have a specific look? If so, you could take a picture of it and upload it as NotSoYummyMincePie.jpg. Else it would be pretty contradictory to count not so yummy mince pies using a file named "YummyMincePie.jpg". ; ) Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:53, 15 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:51, 22 December 2011

edit Xmas message

Hey. Sorry to hear. I understand what you mean though. Over the past few years my partner's brother has passed away from cancer - a son of a bitch of a disease - and I've been in and out of work a few times. In fact, about a week ago I lost job number 6 of the year. Unfortunately shit happens, and by laughing at the world you manage to remain sane. It may not mean much, but I figure that no matter how crap things get, there is always something in life to be happy about. For instance, my brother in law asked for - and got - Always look on the bright side of life to be played at his memorial. Made me happier. Pup 12:22 24 Dec '11

And there is something wrong about England not being at the boxing day test at MCG. Pup 04:19 26 Dec '11
Things are weird right now - I'm oscillating between feeling completely normal and getting on with things, and feeling ridiculously low and sorry for myself. I posted that thing on my userpage during a low spell - I had promised myself I'd keep that shit off Uncyc, but there you go. I should take it down really, but again, there you go. The sense of humour thing is true though, I find refuge in other people's humour, but I'm struggling to produce any of my own. I figure when I can finally relax and come out with stuff I can laugh at again, I'll be on my way back. Sorry to hear about the job man - I recall you saying you were quite enjoying it. Hope you fall into something better soon. And when I do rediscover my mojo, that offer of a collab on an Aussie Masterchef article still stands - there's so much that could be done ripping the piss out of that show! As to the Boxing Day test - agreed. When do we lock horns with your boys again? --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:34, Dec 27
There's a ODI series between them over there June 2012, but I think next test series is ashes 2013. And things will turn around. Nothing shit ever lasts forever. Pup 11:05 28 Dec '11
I just ran into Mat from the last series of Masterchef AU at the library. He gave my partner a double-take as he walked past carrying his skateboard. Pup 03:21 29 Dec '11

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:55, 29 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:04, 12 January 2012

edit Oy, man

Thanks. Your kind words are lovely kind and they do mean something, honest. I don't know what to say, really. So... uh... thanks. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:08, 14 January 2012

You're welcome, but this is UU's talk page you fool! --ChiefjusticePSX 13:51, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, because he said something nice about me! When do you ever say anything nice about me? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 13:56, 14 January 2012
You have beautiful... ears. I'd imagine. --ChiefjusticePSX 14:15, January 14, 2012 (UTC)
Your forehead isn't too shiny. Pup 02:24 14 Jan '12
L: (assuming you read this reply) yeah, I did, and my vote is staying right there, even despite you striking your own nom, as it's where I believe it belongs. Anyway, what am I doing here? This is my talk page, and I don't live here any more. --UU - natter UU Manhole 20:03, Jan 22
More iffy is the question of whether or not I'd remember to reply... I'm not terribly good at that. But I'm remembering! I think. And you know, that just makes me feel even worse about the whole thing. Grumble. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 22:25, 22 January 2012

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edit I saw ya!

It's just not as much fun if I can't ban ya though... :) Hope you and yours are doing well dude. :-) MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 14:20, Feb 22

UU! Hi. Puppy and I were just talking about you near the bottom of his talk page just hours ago, and I predicted you would show up there within hours. Invite delivered. Good to "see" you. Aleister 14:23 22-2-'12

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